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Synopsis: Roses are red, violets are blue. Lila, a florist grieving the loss of her fiancé James, feels his presence in every flower she arranges. Each bloom carries a memory—a joyful moment, a loving gesture, or a quiet promise they once shared. As her days blur into loneliness, she wonders if she’ll ever feel whole again. When Ethan, a kind and thoughtful stranger, begins visiting her shop, Lila finds unexpected comfort in his presence. His quiet support helps her see that while the pain of losing James will always be part of her, it doesn’t mean her story is over. Through small acts of courage and moments of healing, Lila learns that even in the shadow of grief, life offers new chances to love, grow, and start again. "Roses are red, Violets are blue" is a heartfelt story about loss, resilience, and finding hope in the beauty of life’s unexpected blooms.

Growing up in South Gate, you know when to keep your head held low. You know who and what you're supposed to talk about. You know what is completely off the table. After finding her brother shot dead in the park Kaiyana has always felt a guilt knowing she was the last person in her family to see him alive, knowing that her last words to him were far from "I love you." These past three years without him have weighted heavy on her, she's the same age as her brother when he died. When she starts to notice her boyfriend getting involved with the same mess then ended up taking her brother's life, she can only hope that this time she can stop it before pride kills another person she loves.

Was It wrong that he was born as an omega with his siblings being an alpha? Ethan Aoki is the youngest out of the triplets of the well-known Alpha family. His whole family are all alpha thus his parents separated him from them. ~~ "Am I a tool for you to use for the sake of your happiness?! You made me go in heat then you made you're own husband sleep with me in order to have this child! How dare you do that to me Elise?!" said ethan. "You are an omega ethan, that is one of your job as an omega so you should be lucky that my husband was able to impregnate you" "I have my own life! I have a lover whom I love! You can't do this to me!" ~~~ Lock away by his own family in order to hide the truth from others. He was betrayed by his own flesh and blood, by the time he was free, he discover that even his lover betrayed him too. draft (0)

"I thought the danger was in my mind... until the blood on the walls proved otherwise." Carla’s life is spiraling. Nightmares haunt her nights, and eerie messages stalk her days. The walls of her apartment whisper secrets, and every shadow seems to carry a threat. The police say the culprit is James—a man she painted as violent in the past—but why can’t she shake the feeling that something even darker is at play? As Carla pieces together fragments of her fractured memories, she’s forced to confront the unthinkable: what if the real danger isn’t someone breaking in but someone breaking out? With her friends Rose and Ella pulling her in different directions, and Detective Reilly uncovering truths that don’t add up, Carla’s world becomes a maze of lies, blood, and betrayal. The question isn’t just who’s after her? It’s why does she feel like she already knows the answer?

Cassian's heart skips a beat when the girl he secretly admires, Isabella Rose, suddenly declares herself his girlfriend. She's a captivating mystery, adored by him yet seemingly invisible to everyone else. As their relationship blossoms, strange occurrences and unsettling questions arise, leading Cassian on a journey to unravel the truth behind her secrets and face the consequences of their undeniable connection.

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One day, Grace suddenly transmigrated inside a novel. She couldn't even get everything clear on her head when she got hit by many big blows. To her dismay, she realized she had transmigrated into the role of the villainess, destined for a tragic demise at the hands of the main male lead. She wanted to change her fate. So, after transmigrating, she was determined to do only one thing : Completely avoid the male and female lead. However, soon Grace begins to uncover numerous secrets within the novel's plot. Amidst all of the drama, she meets a mysterious guy. But is he a friend or a foe? Can Grace unravel the mysteries hidden within the novel? Can she live a life that she always wanted? Can she escape from this novel? But at what stakes?

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I am Susan Davis, twenty five years old, a very affluent lady, business woman, and most especially, a bachelor lady. Everything in my life is going perfectly and I have everything I need. Working as the office assistant for one of the biggest shipping company in the world, my salary is in millions of dollars. Having fake friends around me, that all they care about is my money. I cared less but I still desired to have a real friendship. Having the perfect family, living such an independent life. All I do is to work, I am known for being such a workaholic. Like most people say, I keep getting richer. I had everything I wanted but I justed needed a coma in my life, I needed to be in a relationship. I was so busy studying and working, I had never experience what 'love' means. Everything was so perfect until that day, "you have been suspended for six months." I was meant to be sad but the joy overtook. It was definitely what I needed, some time to myself. Stepping into the elevator and one of my office friend enters. She shows me a hotel program, "JUST THAT BREAK." Was this going to be what I wanted? That one coma in my life.

Aria, a young and beautiful woman, is drawn to the darker side of life. She loves the thrill of the unknown, the rush of adrenaline that comes with taking risks. And when it comes to men, she has a type: tall, dark, and handsome, with a hint of danger lurking beneath the surface. That's why she's immediately drawn to Ryder, a brooding and intense stranger who walks into her life one fateful night. He's everything she's ever wanted in a man, and more. As their relationship deepens, Aria finds herself becoming increasingly obsessed with Ryder. She loves the way he makes her feel, the way he touches her and kisses her. But Ryder has a dark side, and Aria soon finds herself trapped in a cycle of desire and obsession. As their relationship continues to escalate, Aria must confront the darkness within herself and within Ryder. Will she be able to break free from the cycle of desire and obsession, or will she succumb to the darkness that threatens to consume her? "How Naughty Are You" is a romance novel that explores the darker side of desire and obsession. It's a story about the dangers of unchecked passion and the importance of confronting the darkness within ourselves.

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Transmigrating into the body of the infamous Demon King, Adira expected a life of power, domination, and ease. Instead, she’s greeted by chaos—a crumbling kingdom, a mountain of unfinished business, and enemies lurking in every shadow. Worse yet, she’s surrounded by a group of dangerously obsessive men who’ve decided she’s their everything. Each man is tied to the chaos of her past actions, but all of them have directed their overwhelming passions toward her. The Demonic Dragon: “Wife, you’ve changed… Let me cherish you forever.” His golden eyes shimmer with possessiveness and dangerous devotion, while a deceptively gentle smile hides his obsessive desires. The Seductive Incubus: “Wifey, let me serve you tonight, body and soul.” His silky voice oozes temptation, his gaze bending reality to his will. If he can’t have her heart, no one will. The Silent White Snake: A silent, watchful guardian with icy eyes that follow her every move. He rarely speaks, but his obsessive actions ensure no one dares get close to his “treasure.” The Sword Demon: “You can’t leave me. You’ve shown me strength and taught me what no one else ever could. I’ll follow you to the ends of the world.” Once a starving boy she trained on a whim, he grew into the fearsome Sword Demon, vowing eternal loyalty and love. The Assassin Leader: “You saved me from those chains, and now I belong to you. Always.” Freed during a slave auction she accidentally obliterated, he’s risen to lead the strongest assassin guild in the land. His devotion is as terrifying as his skills. And that’s not all. More obsessive admirers appear, each more intense than the last. From navigating demon politic stuff to dealing with her dangerously obsessed admirers, Adira must balance power, survival, and her own sanity while wondering: Why the hell am I surrounded by these crazy men?! Join Adira’s adventures as she faces a world filled with peril, passion, and chaos and maybe finds love along the way... if she can survive it.

Is an ancient sacred treasure capable of breaking through five realms continuously! Lin mu: no it’s a bag of chips. Is that the ancient Nether Phoenix king of astral beasts! Lin mu: it is merely a sparrow. Is that indomitable sword retribution! Lin mu: that is only a stick. Follow Lin mu’s journey whilst adding sprit points along the way.

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Sharon's life took a drastic turn on her 18th birthday when she became an unwilling host to a mischievous ghost from a parallel universe. This bratty spirit shares her body, transforming her mundane existence. As Sharon navigates this surreal experience, her ghostly companion influences her decisions, altering her worldview. Unbeknownst to her parents, doctors and nonexistent friends, Sharon's dual consciousness brings unpredictable chaos. Her lifelong medical issues now intertwine with supernatural events. Her ghostly bodymate's antics push Sharon's sanity to the brink. As Sharon adapts, she discovers hidden strengths, embracing her new reality. Her otherworldly mindset attracts attention, drawing eccentric individuals and spiritual entities. Sharon's transformation propels her into leadership, altering her relationships and perceptions. With her ghostly companion's persistent meddling, Sharon faces numerous challenges: - Unpredictable decision-making influenced by her bodymate. - Navigating unnoticed possession amidst daily life. - Confronting doctors skeptical of her sanity. - Evading detection by those who would exploit her condition. - Balancing dual identities. As Sharon asserts control, she "levels up," unlocking potential. Spiritual awakening draws more entities, expanding her social circle: - Unlikely alliances with fellow supernatural hosts. - Guidance from enigmatic mentors. - Rivalries with malevolent forces. Sharon's global influence grows, attracting admirers, critics and eccentric disciples. Her transformation tests relationships, forcing her to confront: - Unwanted fame. - Responsibility for her actions. - Loyalty to her ghostly companion. - Self-discovery. Join Sharon's journey as she navigates shared consciousness, supernatural politics and self-empowerment.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

What happens when Stacey convinces Leo to join her, and her friends as they explore an abandoned mental asylum? As they delve deeper into the long dark hallways, they learn they aren't alone. What else is in there with them? When Leo and Stacey don't return home the next morning people grow worried. Are they dead? Or worse, trapped? Book two of The Lost series. Trigger warning: SCARY!!! Mentions of abuse, suicide, self harm, drug and alcohol abuse, and murder.

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