Shitters Clogged

Amelia has slaved her whole life, working multiple jobs to help support her poor husband Caleb― only to discover he is a millionaire! When confronted, Caleb feels no guilt. He divorces her immediately to pursue his true love, leaving her with nothing to her name. “Kelsie is the woman that I love, the woman who truly deserves to be by my side,” Caleb said. “Now, sign the papers and I can end this farce of a marriage.” But thankfully, fate has yet to close all its doors on her. The messy breakup has led Amelia to meet the elusive Matteo Montgomery, the mysterious owner of X’el International Inc., and even though Amelia could have sworn that this is the first time they have ever met, Matteo seemed to hold more interest in her than ordinary. With her divorce finalized, Matteo’s courtship quickly grows more extravagant. He offers her everything, from a job as his secretary, a new penthouse apartment, and a permanent home in his heart. But just as Amelia’s heart begins to open up to Matteo’s sincerity, Caleb comes crawling back, determined to ruin her life. *** 【Excerpt】 “Oh?” Matteo asked, and Amelia caught a hint of amusement in his voice. “Then pray tell, what did we converse about?” Amelia swallowed. Good heavens, he was so close. She could barely even breathe, afraid that every movement she made would just amplify how loud her heartbeat was. It was racing like a bullet train at this point, and she felt it clog at her throat, refusing her a chance to speak. “I… I…I―” “I have no girlfriend, Amelia,” Matteo said. “And before you overthink, I do not have a wife in secret either.” His fingers didn’t let go of her wrist, and instead, it even tightened its grip. It wasn’t painful in the slightest, but it sent surges of electricity rushing through her body as though she had been struck by lightning in the most thrilling of ways. A coy smile curved his lips, and he leaned in just the slightest. His lips were now a hair’s breadth away from hers, and Amelia instinctively held her breath. “Unless, perhaps you would like to volunteer?”

I realized I was too ambitious and want to start again with something more aligned to what I am familiar/comfortable with. Sorry. I am currently trying to get this story removed so it isn't clogging libraries or something.

Humanity has rediscover cultivation once more. With the hopes of joining their kinds, Earthlings tried every methods of cultivation possible. However, their bodily potential was too low. Clogging up their merridans, and severs their connection with Heaven and Earth. With the power of science however, humanity will rejoin their kinds. Welcome to Cultivation Paths Online.

The stench of blood hung in the air. Screams of pain and anguish filled his ears, but not before the water could clog them. He gasped for any semblance of air as he sloshed around in the water. He felt as if he was dying, again. {Not my art, artist can tell me to take it down and I will} {Updates: Whenever I feel like it}

Ari has always wanted to be an adventurer. Seeing new places, making friends, amassing loot, gold, and fame—what wasn’t there to love? Except instead of slaying monsters, it seems Ari will be laying them. [Monster Layer] ... whichever deity handed out classes, they had a sick sense of humor. Why did Ari have to be given the weirdest class in existence? The only upside is that her first skill lets her turn any monster into a cute girl, some of who pack a surprising amount of 'bonus equipment' between their legs. Odd as her circumstances are, she’s determined to forge forward. Sure, her path to fame, riches, and power might not come about in the same way as most people's, but if there’s one thing Ari’s ever been, it’s determined. She’ll be a famous adventurer one day, and it doesn’t matter how hot and sticky things get. And make no mistake, they’ll be getting hot and sticky. So, so sticky. === Notes: - Girl’s Love only, with lots of futa. - If the synopsis didn’t clue you in, expect plenty of lewd chapters. Plot will progress, but 18+ scenes might clog things up. It’s a feature, not a bug! - Romantic interests will be getting freaky with monster girls, dungeon traps, etc. A sexually open main cast. That’s not everyone’s cup of tea … so beware :)

A group of thugs ended Nick's first life. Now, in a foreign world where Immortality and godhood were achievable, he shall strive to reach the Peak of Cultivation! But wait, he also has the Emperor's System that gives him multiple missions with corresponding rewards. Some missions were difficult, some were easy, and some were...weird. Ding! Sudden mission from the System's guide, poison the entire royal family with laxatives! The System was determined to clog all the toilets in the royal palace! --------------------------------------- The first few chapters will bore you a little, but I promise that it does get better afterward. Link to discord:-https://discord.gg/5ahnWTK

Asrar Averille was once an unremarkable young man, born of the newly-minted noble—Baron Harold Averille. Yet, one fateful day, as he stood beside his family at his unconscious sister's bedside, an incident occurred that unlocked clogged memories from his previous life as a toxicologist. In a world where the Monastery of Light held sway over all, the organization cast a shadow of domination over the noble houses and held the strings of fate that determined the future of the neighboring kingdoms. In a world where the piety of bishops and high priests deemed the art of healing a blasphemy, and those who dared to ply its trade met a grim fate at the end of a rope or the blazing embrace of a crucifix. Can Asrar, with the wisdom garnered from his former life, defy the prevailing order and elevate his family to newfound heights, all the while shielding them from unseen harm?

It has been years of peace and prosperity within the country of Domoor. However, the unraveling greed of the tyrant ruler Tsujita declares war upon the neutral country. Within Domoor is a rural village where the life of a young girl named Hana changes drastically. Her brother leaves to join the army and eventually fight for the war. Hana wishes to be like her brother and begins training combat skills. The once quiet village suffers a brutal massacre, and Hana is left alone, unsure of the specific whereabouts of her brother. She spends several years honing her skills in the mountains. The rampaging war continues as blood then clogged the land relentlessly. Hana then embarks on an unparalleled journey to gain recognition in the army. What will become of her ambition to distill vengeance upon her enemies. Will she discover more enemies, love, a desirable victory or her inevitable self discovery?

Micah is sent to work as a one of the domestic staff is a large mansion far away from her home town. The other staff are friendly, she gets weekends off and the money, although not much, is good. She settles to work but soon realises that all is not as it seems. The people at the mansion have strange habits. The gardener only works at night? The master likes his stake raw? And what's with all the hair that keeps clogging up the drains in the bathroom? It wasn't until one fateful night, when she realised... She was living amongst were-people I am just writing this for fun and will not be writing set lengths or to a schedule. Let me know if you like the story :)

The Sun has gone out: the Earth is lit only by the glow of residual vulcanism. the last few millions of the human race are gathered together in a gigantic metal pyramid, the last Redoubt, under siege from unknown forces and powers outside in the dark. These are held back by a Circle of energy, Known as the "air clog," powered from the Earth's internal energy. For millennia, vast living shapes-the Watchers- have waited in the darkness near the pyramid: it is thought they are waiting for the inevitable time when the Circle's power finally weakens and dies. other living things have been seen in the darkness beyond, some of unknown origins, and others that may once have been human. To leave the protection of the Circle means almost certain death, or worse, but as the story commences, the narrator establishes mind contact with an inhabitant of another, forgotten, Redoubt, and sets off into the darkness to find her.

"I was in the wrong place at the wrong time." ▫️▪▪▫️▪▪▫️ Tears spill out of my eyes as I look around the room and then at him. My throat clogs with fear and I feel myself frozen, unable to move even a little. How did I end up here? How will I survive? His eyes look cold. Emotionless. Guarded. Did he never care at all? I have trouble breathing and believing this is the reality. What did I do to deserve this? Ya Allah please save me. ▪️▫️▪️▫️▪️ Insha Azeez, didn't know what was coming to her. If she did, maybe she would've done things differently. All because, she saw something she shouldn't have. All because, she was in the wrong place at the wrong time. There is a phrase, trust no one but yourself. Insha is just about to learn that the hard way. A small mistake led her to a deadly punishment. Join her in her journey to find out what happens to her in 'A Game of Obsession and Trust'.

How to handle seven overpowered (and slightly unstable) children? First, you suppress their powers in every way you can. Then, you make them spend their entire lives training how to control their powers so they don’t “accidentally” destroy the world in a snap. That was THE PLAN... until some dark magic started to stir, threatening peace in the land of Maja. Still unable to control their powers, the seven magic bearers of Maja will go on a journey to save the world from evil, but more importantly, to save the world from themselves: Toki is the bearer of time. He can travel through time both physically and mentally. In his hands, time could go slower or faster. But if he makes one blunder, time could stop for eternity. Snow is the bearer of phenomena. Still unable to control her powers, the weather changes with her mood. And if she snaps, their world can collapse. Olivia is the bearer of wisdom. Unlike her friends, she can control her powers better with the help of her cute pet and a system. Doki is the bearer of space. He can open up portals to anywhere. But his power needs moderation and practice. He always had nightmares of accidentally opening portals to the underworld. Kid is the bearer of senses. He has the gift of superhuman senses, but crowded places and clogged toilets make this ability a curse. He can’t adjust the ‘volume’ by himself yet. Clover is the bearer of luck. The simplest as it sounds, but actually the most complicated. Luck is always on her side, but never in her hands. She can’t control how her powers work, and it can feed on others’ misfortune. Max is the bearer of power. Among the seven bearers, he’s the only one who can control his friends. But that will only work if he controls himself first. The fate of Maja is on his hands. Will these seven bearers conquer their powers and become stronger? Or will they let themselves get overwhelmed by the magic they bear? . . .

Aurin Reigns is desperate to get over her past, and finds lost souls in Wooma Hanabusa, the prettiest, sportiest girl in Red-White High. And to boot, the complete opposite of her, upping the chances of Aurin Reigns forgetting all the highs she's tasted before. But as she gets closer to one Hanabusa, her past comes back to haunt her in her new beginning, and she's forced to choose between being Wooma's Aurin or what it means to be a Reign. ( or that one highschool cliche plot with more than its fair cup of magic, evolution, fantasy and romance. ) Author-chan, Natsukashi here to serve a fresh dish of exquisite eloquency and what it means to love and let go. -- "I..." And her words did not give way to air, clogging up her ways, and choking her lungs out of their sense. God, was she beautiful. The warm browns of her skin giving way to blue islands in her eyes. Her hair, bleached white and she contemplates how it must feel to run her hands over her curls. "Yes?" She snaps out of her reverie, Wooma, on the other hand, has a small crease in her brows in seeming confusion. "Do you need something?" And her smile. Oh, by heaven's name. Her smile was worth going down on. Her smile was worth fallen angels. Her smile--- and Aurin's heart did not explode but felt full to the point it was brimming. --

"Open your eyes for me please. Let me see the desired in them." Lucius pleaded as he took her lips again. He had felt his own climax when she did. Her screams sending unending waves of pleasure to his cock. He had come fast and hard with a groan of his own and now he feared that he had hurt her. "Please." He pleaded again when she didn't respond. She was so deep in pleasure that she couldn't hear him. He felt an overwhelming happiness that he had given his soul mate that much pleasure. But he needed to be sure that it was indeed pleasure. He wanted to do right by her. He wanted her to tell him that she loved this. Monica opened her eyes slowly tears falling from it as she did. "Tears of pleasure?" He asked, his eyes pleading for an answer. Monica couldn't speak and she knew it. She didn't even try to speak her voice was clogged as so many emotions ran through her, the most outstanding being intense pleasure. I must enter you now." he warned her begging for permission. He didn't want to hurt her. She nodded in understanding but she knew as much as he did that gestures weren't enough. A promise came softly from her lips as she spread her knees wider for him." Take me because from this moment I'm yours." Settling between her legs, he balanced on his forearms. He shook with anticipation and need. His body was coiled, his chest on fire, his heart now a mallet swinging inside his chest. "By the great sun, it has never been like this." "Never?" Monica asked still in a cloud of her own desire. Her body had begun to writhe beneath his. Her sex smelled so sweet and beckoning. Lucius wanted to suckle her again going low but his other needs were too great. "Never." Much to his surprise, he felt his invisible binding tendrils release from his shoulders and arms, his legs, even his buttocks. He had felt this when he kissed her in the forest and when he was alone with her in the dining. Every time he saw her his body craved to be bound to her, there was no resisting it. "What is that sensation?" she asked. "Like fingers rippling over my skin." "The invisible binding ropes. I am so sorry, Monica I have waited for you for such a long time a century to be precise. The prophecy promised me a soul mate one who would be bound to me. I have waited so long to feel this pleasure. The pleasure my people who have been bound to their mates felt. I want this my body cannot resist it. My body feels a need to bind you to me I can't control it." *** Two humans are kidnapped and forcefully made to live as mates to the King of all Vampires and the strongest Alpha. They are both bound by one thing, their humanity_but other than that their fates are completely different. This is the story of the Vampire king Lucius the sun of Apollo who was cast down to earth by Zeus and his mortal mate, Monica. It features, The war and trepidation that surrounds the vampire kingdom. The humans they love and the humans that love them. The werewolves they align and the alpha's that make terrible decisions. Even the witches that threaten to extinct vampires are not left out of this tale. This is a story of love and war and no one is bound to play fair. warning: Contains mature content.

By the laws of Heaven, a mortal cannot ascend unless they leave a disciple in the mundane realm to continue their cultivation teachings. Therefore Jiang Ying Yue, who had grabbed a disciple off the road, clothed, fed and taught him her cultivation method, didn't feel pressured when she had patted her backside before undergoing her final lightning tribulation to ascend. However, as she happily arrived at the gates of Nine Heavenly Division, she was barred from entering. The cause? Her disciple had died! Reading the letter left by that heartless kid, Jiang Ying Yue wondered how much bad karma she must've accumulated to be involved with such a devil. [Dear Master. After you left, I realised I cannot live without you, so this disciple will go first to cross the silver bridge so I can meet you in the Nine Heavenly Division. I know Master must be upset that your beloved disciple has died, but please understand this disciple doesn't want to be separated from you, so I chose death. But don't worry, I'll meet you soon! I hope Master won't miss me too much; I'll be with you soon! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ Your beloved disciple. P.S. I set a curse on you, so if you accept any future disciple, they'll die a horrible death. I'm sure Master doesn't mind since Master always tell me I'm your only disciple in this life. (;うਊ ՞) ] Don't know what water was clogging up that stupid brain of her disciple, but he had managed to shatter his soul while committing suicide. A shattered soul obviously meant he had no chance of crossing that stupid bridge. So... Jiang Ying Yue, who had picked up a white-eyed and stupid wolf off the road, had to go on a mission to find that unruly disciple of hers. However, on her journey, a certain Lord kept sticking to her; whether it was watching her beat up her heartless disciple or to help her beat, he was happy to accompany her.