Storm Humor

Today's job was supposed to be simple. Rescue a high value target and bring her home. But there is one rule we require form all our clients, never lie to us. Now, the job has gone wrong, and we are stranded on an ocean planet. With prospects of a brewing civil war looming over our heads, and a queen preparing to release an interstellar horror on the world, we the crew of the SSS Brotherhood, now have a new job, and it will be the hardest one we have ever encountered...survive

Everyone hears about the end of the world, there are many theories and speculations about how it will be, the question is: can human beings understand it? Are they capable of assimilating what is coming? Jawara Malenfant, an innovative aerospace engineer, creates a new way for many more people to know outer space and find solutions to global injustices, but he does not imagine that he will need his creation to survive, that a space organization (alien) has planned the destruction of humanity because it has a powerful prejudice against humans and will have the help of other organizations, some that come from another part of the universe, nor will he imagine that no matter how hard we try to stop a destruction, no matter how many advances science and technology have, no human being is prepared for what is to come.

¡Era el vástago apartado por una poderosa familia, y esperaba regresar a una vida pacífica en la ciudad, pero inesperadamente, surgieron problemas otra vez!

Dia adalah keturunan yang disisihkan oleh keluarga berkuasa, dan dia berharap untuk kembali ke kehidupan yang damai di kota, tetapi tak terduga, masalah muncul kembali!

He was the scion cast aside by a powerful family, and he had hoped to return to a peaceful life in the city, but unexpectedly, trouble arose once more!

Daniella hates the holidays. To her, they’re anything but magical. Christmas? A snowy night stole her parents in a car crash. New Year’s Eve? That’s when she caught her fiance cheating. Even Halloween is cursed, her beloved cat died on that very night. Every holiday brings heartbreak, so Daniella does the only thing that keeps her sane: she escapes to her secluded beach house, far from festive cheer and painful memories. But this Christmas, peace isn’t on the agenda. A storm delivers an unexpected guest, a mysterious, storm-battered man lying unconscious on her beach. Naked, injured, and with no memory of who he is, the man she calls Alpha is both a puzzle and a challenge. As Daniella cares for him, she discovers that Alpha is not from her world. He’s brave, loyal... and hilariously clueless. Whether it’s figuring out a coffee machine or misunderstanding basic human customs, his antics turn her quiet life upside down, filling it with unexpected humor and warmth. Alpha isn’t the only one out of his depth. When Daniella is drawn into his world, where packs, titles, and deference to her new role as Luna await, she finds herself equally lost. Why does everyone bow when they see her? What’s with all the formalities? Together, Daniella and Alpha stumble through their new realities, bringing laughter and light into each other’s lives. As their bond deepens, Daniella begins to rediscover the magic she thought she’d lost of holidays, love, and belonging. But as Alpha’s memories return, so do the responsibilities of his true identity. With Valentine’s Day approaching, Daniella must decide: will she embrace the life and love Alpha offers, or will the pain of her past keep her from claiming her destiny?

Rejecting the Alpha is not heard of, nor is it known. When Storm is the only white wolf in the whole wolf pack and stands out for her white hair and gray eyes. When Chase sets his eyes on her and makes an advance at her, Storm turns him down and leaves Chase shocked, which leads him to want her even more. Storm is dead set, and so is Chase. Will he be able to have her or will she remain a mystery? [READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! 17+]

In God's eyes, every being’s first instinct is to yield to Satan’s temptation and taste the fruit of wisdom. Dashing men, gorgeous women, strange golden-armored insects, and rare creatures... Irresistible allure, stirring desires, and greedy gazes... Supernatural strength, ageless beauty, the power to stop time, and absolute control over life and death... Every identity brings a life rich with experiences, every chance encounter sparks intoxicating emotions that captivate the soul. Among them is a clan of vampires blessed with extraordinary gifts, immense power, and unwavering ruthlessness. They are immune to sunlight and can even freeze time itself. Known as the Bloodborne Apollo Clan, they are revered by all. The duke’s only son, a seventh-generation descendant of this mighty bloodline, secluded himself in a remote valley for over a millennium, honing his abilities until he reached the rank of vampire prince. Now, he emerges to explore and conquer the world. Blending the wisdom of ancient civilizations spanning tens of thousands of years with modern advancements, he forges a new era — a timeless dynasty built on the fusion of technology and the power of the vampire race...

when a virus takes th world by Storm what will those will the will to harness it's power do.

Temoshí, a boy with no memory of how he ended up in the middle of the ocean, is pulled into a journey alongside his old friends. Together, they become pirates and set sail on an eternal voyage across the Vast Expanse. On this perilous journey, Temoshí searches for answers to his mysterious past, encountering divine beings, forging new alliances, and battling powerful foes. As struggles and adventures unfold, his voyage becomes a story of discovery, resilience, and destiny.

In a world where mystical Paths grant extraordinary powers, Aldric Voltaris seeks vengeance for his family's massacre. To uncover the truth and avenge his loved ones, he must master his unique abilities while confronting hidden enemies and personal demons. As dark forces close in, Aldric's journey of self-discovery becomes the key to unlocking his true potential and reshaping his destiny. Join this epic tale of power, revenge, and the quest to unveil the mysteries of the Paths.

Viktor Storm, a man shrouded in enigma, leads a clandestine government team dubbed "The Miscreants" – a motley crew of convicted offenders with extraordinary abilities. Sentenced to serve under Storm, each member has entered a binding agreement with the government, their freedom tethered to their cooperation. This isn't your typical superhero team. The Miscreants are deployed on missions that push the boundaries of morality, often tasked with eliminating supernatural threats that endanger humanity. They face creatures of myth and legend – vengeful spirits, shape-shifting demons, and ancient gods – all while navigating the complexities of their own pasts and the ever-present threat of their agreements turning against them. As they delve deeper into the supernatural world, the team begins to question the true nature of their mission and the motives of the enigmatic Viktor Storm. Are they truly defenders of humanity, or pawns in a dangerous game? As the lines between right and wrong blur, the Miscreants must decide where their loyalties lie – to their leader, to their country, or to themselves.

The story of survival in hard times

the hero's journey, also known as the monomyth, is the common template of stories that involve a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis, and comes home changed or transformed. ~this happens to Mc I don't own the image , if the owner wants it gone let me know I don't own naruto either except the oc , don't sue me plz

When Luna’s parents die, Skye can’t help but feel sorry for her. He knows how it feels to be alone so he vows to protect her no matter the cost. But when Skye and Luna get plucked from earth to fulfill a prophecy in The Tower of Destiny, Skye realizes that he might have to wish for something that he never would have imagined to help him fulfill his promise. The power to defy destiny.

Her gift from her grandfather as a sorcerer of the storm has left Misty at a question of who she is and how she will help use her powers to protect her home country from impending war

When her sister and her are lured into a mysterious carnival during a storm, Shiloh Parker's sister is quickly pulled into another world, and it is up to Shiloh to save her.

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amend. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose.

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

Peradaban dunia senantiasa berubah. Ada pasang, ada surut. Ada kemajuan, ada kemunduran. Terkadang mendapatkan batu loncatan untuk melampaui segalanya, dan terkadang terjerumus ke dalam jurang untuk menghina diri sendiri. Namun dalam peradaban selalu ada cahaya dan bayangan. Lahir sebagai 'Anak Sang Badai', ini adalah kisah Tadayori Ikiru dalam petualangannya menguak sejarah peradaban dunia, warisan masa lalu, dan rahasia dunia yang disembunyikan. Seiring perjalanannya melihat dunia, semakin banyak jawaban yang ia temukan. Dan ia menyadari bahwa dunia ini lebih rumit dari sekedar ia hidup sebagai 'Anak Sang Badai'. Ia mulai mempertanyakan jati dirinya, mengemban begitu banyak tanggung jawab yang tiba-tiba dicurahkan padanya. Apa dan siapa sebenarnya dirinya. Apakah jawabannya ada di gunung tertinggi?Atau di laut terdalam? Akankah bahkan ujung dunia memberikannya jawaban atas semua pertanyaan yang ia pikul selama ini?

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

In the harsh expanse of Neo-Arizona's desert, Eli and his bounty hunters tread a perilous path, haunted by their past. Bound by a shared history, justice, and redemption intertwine as alliances are tested and loyalties strained. How will he fare when Ghosts return from being mere legends?

When Reginald P. Bottomsworth III's prized family heirloom, the Bottomsworth Diamond Necklace, goes missing, he sets out to solve the mystery. As he questions his reluctant employees, Reggie uncovers a web of secrets and lies. But nothing can prepare him for the shocking truth: his nephew, Bertram, is behind the theft. With a lighthearted tone and a twist of humor, this story is a wild and thrilling journey.

Season I: Bab 1-17 Season II: Bab 18-? (Coming Soon) Sinopsis (Season 2): Seminggu setelah kekalahannya melawan Greatman, Rainer terus berlatih dan berlatih serta terus menerus menantang Greatman meski hasilnya tetap sama. Tiga bulan berlalu. Tiba-tiba saja bumi diinvasi oleh ras 'Siluman' bernama 'Mou Zhuan' yang memangsa jiwa manusia serta memiliki kemampuan untuk berubah menjadi manusia yang ia temui. Sadar akan bahaya yang mengancam, para Pendekar yang merupakan Kultivator-kultivator hebat dengan berbagai jenis kultivasi turun tangan untuk membasmi makhluk itu, salah satunya Rainer. Sekarang, babak baru dalam hidup sang Pendekar Naga Harimau pun dimulai... Notes: Sistem kultivasi dalam Novel ini adalah hasil modifikasi Author, ada cukup banyak perbedaan dengan sistem kultivasi pada umumnya

I has lots of descriptive sex, descriptive gore and violence, and lots of swearing and rude humor.

Ellie Bennett has never backed down from a challenge. When she inherits her late uncle’s failing cattle ranch in the rugged Texas Hill Country, she’s determined to rebuild it from the ground up—despite knowing next to nothing about ranching. But her plans hit a snag in the form of Wyatt Callahan, her surly and stubborn neighbor who’s determined to see her fail. Wyatt has spent years nursing a grudge against Ellie’s family, and her arrival only reignites his anger. The land she now owns was supposed to be his, and he’s not about to let a city girl with no experience ruin what little peace he’s carved out for himself. Their heated confrontations spark more than anger, and as crises force them to work together, Ellie and Wyatt realize the line between enemies and something more is razor-thin. With past grudges, family secrets, and Wildwood’s very future hanging in the balance, Ellie and Wyatt must decide whether they’ll fight for their land—or their hearts.

A fight between two countries.... A war to stop a war... Can they stop those who chose violence over peace?

A nervous young man, disguised as a girl, moves into a women-only apartment, only to discover it’s secretly a haven for futanari. Navigating bizarre conditions, hidden identities, and unexpected relationships, he embarks on a journey of acceptance, humor, and self-discovery.