Perro Malo Meme

Un accidente... ¿Cómo afectaría tu vida? ¿Fue algo bueno o malo? Tal vez fue el destino... ¿O solo es el juego de alguien? P.D: Cualquier parecido con la realidad es mera coincidencia. Esta historia salió de mis retorcidas ideas y fantasías, solo espero que disfruten leyéndola.

“Los dragones y sus crías dominan los cielos, la tierra y los mares... la humanidad sobrevive en las grietas, soñando con un regreso.” _____ El poder viene de la bestia que dominas. Lobos, águilas, serpientes, arañas, quimeras, cuanto más fuerte sea tu invocación, más brillante será tu futuro. Qué mala suerte para nuestro protagonista. Cuando todos los demás invocaban salamandras, águilas, perros trol (no doge) o tigres, él obtuvo… Bueno, digamos que lo único más bajo en la cadena alimenticia es la tierra. Se ríen de él, lo acosan y vive siendo el hazmerreír de todos, no es que esté ganando precisamente. Pero rendirse no es una opción... Sus padres ancianos vendieron todo para su “fallido” intento, y él no permitirá que sea en vano. Pero bueno, esta es su historia. ¿El domador de bestias más débil? Aquí está la cosa sobre estar en el fondo: te enseña a escalar. ¿Y los dragones? Resulta que ellos también empiezan pequeños. A medida que los reinos se derrumban bajo la codicia y las amenazas externas, el domador más débil comienza su ascenso. Sigue su camino mientras desbloquea un potencial tan raro, tan aterrador, que lleva a dragones… Cada línea evolutiva lleva a los dragones más fuertes ‘SSS Dragones’. _______ Advertencia: Contiene dragones que destruyen el mundo, venganza de un desvalido motivado por el ridículo, protagonista cubierto de escamas de dragón, nobles moralmente cuestionables, evoluciones de criaturas insanas y suficientes giros para hacerte preguntarte si lo más débil realmente significa lo más afortunado. Un protagonista que está decidido a demostrar que todos están equivocados... incluso si eso lo mata. Alerta de spoiler: No lo hará. Para aquellos que aman mucha diversión, este es para ustedes. Si buscas una historia más oscura, busca en otro lado (quizás Sistema Utópico (;) Este trata sobre divertirse y domar expectativas. _______ Si quieres saber más sobre la portada: Sí, esa es Luna, la FL... Su piel y su ropa se están transformando en escamas brillantes por su poder de dragón. ¿Recuerdas a Sailor Moon? ¿Chicas mágicas? Ahora imagina si el atuendo mágico no fuera un lindo vestido, sino un dragón real! El dragón es el vestido... No es solo moda; es fusión. Las bestias de alto nivel tienden a dejar su marca, y Luna la lleva como una jefa, haciendo el movimiento de poder definitivo. _______ Usaremos el mismo Discord de mi primer libro, ¡ven a unirte! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Etiquetas tontas que parecen importar mucho a algunos lectores: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Posiblemente Harem (¡Voten! Puedo escribir cualquiera, y en cualquier caso, habrá varias chicas. La única diferencia es si él elige una al final o sigue la ruta “liberal”... ¡la democracia es suya!), No NTR.

Shi Jin era una mujer desesperada y solo una cara bonita en su vida pasada. Fue intercambiada al nacer y criada en una familia rica, solo para eventualmente morir de una muerte horrible. Después de que Shi Jin renace, se vuelve inteligente, se encuentra con muchos patrocinadores poderosos, avanza mucho en su carrera y deja a los detractores en shock. Todos esperan ansiosos para verla desprestigiarse. La verdadera hija de la familia rica cree que si Shi Jin se quedara, podría ser utilizada como una criada extra. Su exnovio insiste en apegarse a los arreglos matrimoniales que sus padres habían acordado y casarse con la chica rica. Todos en la familia Shi creen que está acabada en la industria del entretenimiento en el momento en que deja la familia. Sus antifans sienten que la única forma en que puede salir adelante es acostándose para subir de nivel. Shi Jin recibe mucha mala prensa en línea después de ser sorprendida comiendo con el hombre más rico del mundo. Todos se burlan de ella por usar su cuerpo para avanzar en el negocio del entretenimiento. El hombre más rico del mundo se siente desconcertado: "¿Qué tiene de malo comer con mi pequeña hermana biológica?" Los paparazzi persiguen a Shi Jin durante tres días y noches cuando se registra en un hotel con una celebridad internacional. La celebridad internacional comenta: "¿Hay algún problema con discutir el guion con mi hija biológica?" Un buen día, Shi Jin termina arrinconada contra la pared por un misterioso rey del crimen global y es besada hasta que sus mejillas se ponen carmesí. Los paparazzi rápidamente guardan sus cámaras y preguntan: "¿Parientes? ¿No se han pasado de la raya con el ensayo?" El misterioso rey del crimen: "¿Tienen problemas con que bese a mi esposa?"

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

—Ser el defecto de la manada ya es bastante malo. ¿Pero ser rechazada? ¿Por tu propio compañero destinado? Sí. Eso es un nivel completamente nuevo de miseria. Ava Grey es el defecto de la manada, una cambiante sin lobo. Lucha por la vida con el sueño vago de la libertad. Su oportunidad llega cuando de repente le informan que asistirá a la Gala Lunar, un baile anual para los cambiaformas jóvenes adultos para encontrar a sus compañeros destinados. Y ella lo encuentra. Él es hermoso e intenso, y sus besos le envían deseo por las venas como una droga. Hasta que él la rechaza. Ava no está por volver a su aburrida vida. Escapa y fragua una nueva identidad lejos de su manada, y lejos de su compañero alfa. Hace nuevos amigos y hasta es adoptada a la fuerza por un husky hilarante. Pero justo cuando se acomoda y encuentra la felicidad, comienzan a ocurrir cosas extrañas... Su husky ha estado guardando secretos. Escucha rumores de que las manadas de cambiantes por todas partes la están buscando. Y puede oler un aroma familiar en su apartamento, lo cual no tiene sentido alguno... porque el hombre al que pertenece la rechazó. [Entrada de Cupids Quill Mar 2024] --------- Este es un romance de cambiantes lobo con múltiples desencadenantes que gustan de pasearse de la mano con todos los temas oscuros por un prado de flores muertas. En este libro encontrarás los picos más altos y los valles más profundos. Ríe, llora, enfúrate; puedes hacerlo todo mientras sigues a Ava en el viaje bastante peligroso de ser un cambiante lobo en esta generación de romances de hombres lobo. Hay escenas R18 esparcidas por este libro como dulces saltando de una piñata. Por favor, lee de manera responsable. ------- DISCORD DEL AUTOR: https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

Desde siempre ha existido la incógnita de si el humano es malo por naturaleza o es la sociedad que lo corrompe, bueno en esta historia veremos la historia de Morgan un joven que se presenta como un jóven bondadoso y de buen corazón que ama a los animales, sin embargo fallece repentinamente por una enfermedad,es entonces cuando conoce a un dios de la muerte el cual estaba dispuesto a deborar su alma y hacerla una con el universo, es cuando otro dios aparece para brindarle ayuda y así demostrar un punto con el cual el dios de la muerte difiere y tiene una opinión contraria, ambos dioses hacen una apuesta, sobre si el chico mantendrá su escencia intacta o será absorbido por el mundo en el cual reencarnará el cual se presenta totalmente cruel y despiadado, con la especie humana al borde de la extinción, sin embargo hay un pequeño detalle y es el dios de la muerte lo reencarna siendo una ajolote, mientras que el otro dios le da un regalo, Morgan lograra mantenerse fiel a sus ideales o simplemente será víctima de una sociedad putrefacta y corrompida

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

Es la versión en español de mi primera historia llamada Agent's Dog System. El agente B-Doce de una organización secreta se enfrenta a un caso, buscando pistas que lo llevarán a resolver la crisis. No resolverlo podría significar el fin de la raza humana por completo. Al perder en el intento de salvar la Tierra, no tiene más remedio que poner todo en manos de un perro que encontró vagando por el área donde fue visto por última vez.

**Advertencia** Si crees que Jezabel era un intento barato de mala persona... esta mujer está más allá de ser normal, podrida a más no poder pero buena persona... muy, muy en el fondo, aún con los métodos que van a leer... no sé... Si ven algún error de ortografía, recuerden, es la hermana mayor, la que le tocó todo lo pesado. No tengo idea de por qué hice a alguien así, solo seguí adelante, ayudó en terminar la otra historia para darme tiempo e ideas, así que aquí está, el proyecto más raro que he hecho y decir raro es poco. Listo, se que habrá quienes me juzguen por esto, pero por el momento no me importa, ayudó a terminar un proyecto que quería, así que, meh. **** "La fiesta a la que acabas de asistir le supero en creces a la de cierta película "X" tu embriagues fue tal que de estar en tu ciudad, despertaste en otra en otro país, al regresar descubres que el compañero de borrachera de esa noche resulto ser alguien especial, que a su vez cumplió los deseos de las personas, ahora tu y ese compañero tienen que arreglárselas para hacer que esas personas desistan de sus deseos si no quieren que el mundo acabe, ya sean buenos, malos, o de cualquier tipo, sabiendo tu que las emociones humanas difieren mucho de un solo tipo en cada uno de aquellos que lo desearon y aquellos que son daño colateral, como si la fiesta aun no ha terminado para todos"

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

¿Qué sucedería si los buenos son los malos y los malos resultan ser buenos? La orden de los templarios fue creada con un propósito noble, pero con cada batalla se ha ido corrompiendo poco a poco. Este libro trata sobre un chico forzado a destruir la gran amenaza que suponen los templarios para el resto del mundo y para ello, tendrá que aliarse con las fuerzas oscuras y forjar su propio destino, aunque eso signifique gastar su vida haciéndolo.

En la gigantesca y caótica ciudad de Ladrópolis, el crimen acecha en cada esquina y las sombras esconden oscuros secretos. Pero hay un héroe dispuesto a enfrentarlo todo: Suku, un perro antropomórfico con un olfato infalible, reflejos sobrehumanos y un fuerte sentido de la justicia. Cuando extrañas desapariciones comienzan a sacudir la ciudad, Suku descubre que todas las pistas llevan a un solo nombre: Dr. Frank, un genio malvado cuya tecnología avanzada amenaza con sumir a Ladrópolis en el caos. Pero detenerlo no será fácil. Con una red de secuaces mecánicos y trampas mortales, el villano está siempre un paso adelante. A lo largo de capítulos de acción, misterio y aventuras, Suku recorrerá la ciudad enfrentando peligros, descubriendo conspiraciones y desafiando los límites de su valentía.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

La humanidad alcanzó su apogeo tecnológico en el siglo XXIII, pero la abundancia trajo consigo el colapso. Cuatro imperios en guerra redujeron la Tierra a cenizas, obligando a los supervivientes a huir al cosmos. Tras años de deriva, hallaron refugio en Nayrith, un mundo hostil y desconocido donde las reglas de la civilización se reescribieron con sangre. Veinticinco años después, la tragedia golpea de nuevo. Un cataclismo despierta horrores inimaginables, bestias emergen de portales oscuros, y los débiles son devorados sin piedad. En este mundo brutal, Lucian Draeven fue solo otro desecho de la sociedad, un hombre sin talento que nunca pudo destacar. A pesar de haber despertado un poder, jamás fue suficiente. Y así, murió como un perro en un sucio callejón. Pero la muerte no fue el final. Un error en el sistema lo arrastró al pasado, regresándolo años antes del gran cataclismo. Sin el sistema de juego que alguna vez le prometió poder, sin segundas oportunidades fáciles, y con un destino marcado por la desesperación, deberá encontrar su propio camino para sobrevivir. En las sombras de Vahrahn, donde la pobreza, la violencia y el tráfico de tecnología biomecánica dominan las calles, cada decisión es una apuesta con la muerte. Esta vez, no permitirá ser la presa. Esta vez, aprovechará cada fragmento de conocimiento sobre el futuro y forjará su propio destino. Pero el tiempo avanza implacable. Y el cataclismo está cada vez más cerca.

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

En el mundo de Aeloria, el poder espiritual lo es todo. No es magia, ni ciencia, ni religión. Es una fuerza que fluye en cada ser vivo, pero solo unos pocos logran despertarla. Hace siglos, un guerrero espiritual de poder incomparable alcanzó el nivel 100, el pináculo del poder espiritual, y desapareció sin dejar rastro. Lo único que quedó de él fueron rumores: rumores de un poder dividido, de fragmentos dispersos y de un legado que podría cambiar el mundo. En el pequeño pueblo de Eryndor, un joven llamado Kai Zuo vive una vida sencilla, alejado de los conflictos del reino. Pero todo cambia cuando un grupo de caballeros espirituales llegan al pueblo en busqueda de alguien. Alguien peligroso. Alguien que, según dicen, no pertenece a este tiempo. Kai, curioso y aventurero, descubre al misterioso hombre escondido en el bosque. Su nombre es Yifen, y hay algo en él que no encaja. Su aspecto pálido, su cabello negro largo y su mirada perdida lo hacen parecer un fantasma, pero su presencia es tan real como el peligro que lo persigue. Yifen no recuerda quién es ni por qué lo buscan, pero sabe una cosa: si los caballeros espirituales lo encuentran, algo malo podría ocurrir

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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Esta es la historia de Lucas, una persona que le encanta chismear sobre las demás personas. Critica a cualquier persona a la mínima oportunidad que tiene, incluso cuando no tiene la oportunidad, porque la crea. Durante toda su vida ha sido un criminal, desde pequeño robaba a los profesores y chuches de las tiendas. Cuando fue adolescente cometió fraude bancario que le ayudó a mudarse a Madrid y poder establecerse cómodamente. Ahora de adulto participa en robos de mayor nivel, bancos principalmente. No es algo que haga muy a menudo, pero lo suficiente para tener tanto dinero escondido que podría ser considerado un rico. El problema es que Lucas no ve nada de malo en este hobby, al punto que cuando ocurre algo que le llama la atención tiene que contarlo a alguien, normalmente su mejor amigo. Tonto no es, así que siempre se salta las partes que lo incriminan de ninguna manera. En su último paseo se ha encontrado con un hombre de lo más pedantesco, y un reloj le va a cambiar todo drásticamente.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Los personajes he historia original no son míos, estos son de su respectivo autor [Akatsuki Natsume] y este solo es un fanfic... Sinópsis: "La paz que logré podría verse afectada si no hago algo... Mmmm... No quiero averiguar si en verdad es algo malo... Pero... ¿Que es lo peor que podría pasar? lo haré rápido, así que las inútiles no tiene que venir, después de todo solo harían más larga está tonta "misión"... Regresaré rápido, solo es una tontería más... Espero..." Un culto de locos (o al menos eso es lo que parece) amenazan la paz más que merecida de nuestro héroe. Nuestro Japonés favorito tendra que arreglárselas solo, pensó que sería una tontería, pero parece ser que esto podría llevar al fin de su nuevo y "maravilloso estupido mundo". Pasará momentos divertidos, conocerá nuevos compañeros y enfrentará nuevos enemigos, como todo lo que este mundo tiene para ofrecer se espera que todo esto sea cuanto menos ridículo... O al menos debería ser.... " 'Cuidate de Dios' Je, que tontería...." Historia originalmente para Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/381252933?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=Papulince23-Wrt

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.