Oh Lord Please Hit Him With A Slap

voice: I know if I'm with them I'd bring them nothing but pain, so I push them away with the mindset of protecting them but then they make me feel like; I'm been selfish and I'm the bad one, but I don't fell guilty, like i don't even care anymore, because I've already become what i am, what's done is done, I'm where i am and it's what it's even though it still hurts.

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a book which covers the way of life. that is dreamed by billions achieved by hundreds. though dreaming is good but imagining it is better! but to get it in your life. it is something that is, not sure if anyone have gotten yet. but still, if you are interested to read a ton of romance stories in just one book. give this a go ! who knows you might find something to intrest you!

Beatrice Hawk's life was full of love and fortune, until she married Atlas Hawk — a CEO with a secret criminal life. After a coma, Beatrice experiences visions of a parallel world where she is Blade, a professional assassin betrayed and killed by his lover, Atlas. When she wakes up, Beatrice discovers that her jealous sister, Victoria, has taken everything from her. Including, stealing her husband. Will Beatrice's visions of another world help her change her fate, or will they lead her down a darker path? #action

[Invincible, showoff, face-slapping, feelgood] "Who is richer? Sorry, Every watch I have is worth billions. Money is just a number to me!" "Wanna fight? Fine, I won't even use my hands and feet. I've never lost a fight in my life!" "You like me? Sorry, even a cruise ship is not big enough to hold all the women I have. Haven't you seen the princess of Anenida lining up for me?" With the invincible system, everything can be easily accomplished. Please don't show off in front of me. I have a nickname called Face-slapping Zhang!

..... Chiron lived an unfortunately miserable life as an orphan. Just when he managed to get rich as a result of a book about a world he saw in his dreams, he was murdered by a deranged Fan He was even unable to enjoy his vast wealth before his death. But Fate had other plans for him. He was reborn in the same book he wrote as the main character. But there was a big problem. According to his book, the main character was to die at the end, risking his life for the safety of the world. To sacrifice one's self for the world was not his style. After all, he had already experienced death before. There was no way in hell was he going to give his life for anybody. Instead of following the story arch and becoming a hero, he forges his own path on the road to true villiany and immortality. However can he win when his enemy is Fate itself and the Gods that command it? Especially with the Fate Change System he can never truly trust. ...... Note: The MC has no morality. Very Sick Shit happens in this book. I mean things that will make even your parents shy away. You have been warned!!! No Romance= (The Ancestors forbid it) Simping= (The MC would prefer Death please) Familiar bonds= (Family exists only for benefits.) Stray off the part of Power= (only to go kill a nation or something and we back on track)

ON HIATUS TILL 01.FEBUARY 10 CHAPS MASS RELEASE TOO ON 01.FEBUARY... Thanks! ...... After clicking on a strange notification, Rowan suddenly finds himself transported into the real world of Emperor's Domain, a wildly popular kingdom-building video game. Now the lord of a struggling FF-rank village, Rowan is tasked with an impossible mission: to transform his village into an unrivaled SSS-rank territory. Fortunately, Rowan wasn't left alone as his rewards reflected before his eyes. -SS-rank 100x Reward -SS-rank Copy -SS-rank Merge -SS-rank.. -.... Armed with these powerful skill, Rowan set out to build the greatest territory and become the unrivalled lord! JOIN DISCORD - https://discord.com/invite/56VRp7MaEB

The Ji oh Joey Saga offers us a glimpse into life in a mysterious and perilous world. While New York City is often portrayed as a bustling metropolis, the city that never sleeps, it hides countless secrets and enigmas beneath its streets. The saga delves into a world where intelligent AI-powered robots aim to replace humans, shifting the technological balance, while creatures thrive beneath a vast, advanced civilization stretching from New York City to the Atlantic coastline and the heart of the Pacific. These creatures encompass a wide variety of species, from humanoid reptiles that closely resemble humans to hybrid Yokai beings with diverse appearances and personalities, reminiscent of the world of Undertale. One of the most prominent races is the demons, who ruled the earth for over a thousand years in "The Great Rift" beneath the surface. In the Ji oh Joey Saga, adventure, excitement, mysteries, and intricate conspiracies unfold, reducing living beings to mere pawns in a vast, complex game. It’s a journey into the depths of human nature and psychology. If this piques your interest, we invite you to join on these journeys. We promise to make every effort to keep it engaging, even though it will undoubtedly be a long ride.

After a near death experience thanks to his own mother, Jake Hollander has an adverse reaction to people, baseball, and family. His feeling of abandonment is slowly lost thanks to his foster family, The Atkins. They take him in and change his mind about everything. He becomes more open, better at baseball, and craves for family. Slowly all wishes are granted. Instagram: @writerhalf_empty https://www.patreon.com/half_empty ~~The Last Curve can be found there, a short story about Rhys Please read on Webnovel! **Names, faces, and places aren’t real. A work of fiction. Nonetheless, it is my work of fiction so please don’t post it without permission. *I have used school names that do exist though, but I would like everyone to know that I have no affiliation with them. Nor do my views reflect their views. **Also, I bought the royalty-free license for my cover. Which means I can use it without having to pay royalties. If you have any questions, comment on my latest chapter or reach me on discord.

Eogan Dubhan, the illegitimate heir of the legendary hero Cian Chulainn legacy, bears a dark secret: he remembers a past life as Fergus Mor, the most feared fey lord in history. Centuries ago, Fergus led a monstrous horde in a bid to conquer the world, only to be defeated by Cian, who sealed the practice of raising monsters as taboo for all time. Now, in a world that condemns the very act his bloodline once embraced, Eogan secretly raises monsters of his own, while a new threat emerges—demonic creatures born of Fergus's past sins. With the fate of humanity hanging in the balance, Eogan faces an impossible choice: will he inherit the dark ambitions of his former self, or rise as a hero to stop the world’s destruction? Power, redemption, and the line between hero and villain blur as Eogan’s destiny unfolds. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's Note: Publishing Schedule Update Dear Readers, Thank you for your continued support and enthusiasm for my stories! To help you keep track of updates, here's my current publishing schedule: Daily Updates The Ripple of Ashes Perkatory: Coffee, Zombies, and the Brewmaster System These two stories will receive updates every single day so that you can follow their progress without pause! Three Updates Per Week Rebirth of a Fey Lord – Updates on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The Unicorn's Curse – Updates on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. I'll do my best to maintain consistency, but if delays ever occur, I'll keep you informed. Your patience and feedback mean the world to me! Happy reading, and thank you for being part of this journey! Warm regards, Sarah Rosellet

The Lords is a story of resilience, betrayal, and ambition, blending elements of strategy, epic battles, and introspective growth. As Logan ascends through the realms, his journey is a relentless quest to challenge gods, forge new destinies, and claim his place as a force to be reckoned with in a fractured universe.

Betrothed to a family she despite, Princess Hua desperately attempts to call off her engagement given by the emperor. Just as she thinks she’s found a way out, fate drags her back into the very life she wishes to escape. Can she fight her destiny, or is she trapped forever?

[Target in sight.] [Skill Critical Eye has been activated.] Being clumsy is quite common. But Luke Hunter’s clumsiness is on a different level. As the young man quite literally stumbles through life, he wonders if there’s something more he could be doing in the world. His dreams may come to be realized, as a freak accident causes Luke to wake up as Klum, in a completely different setting than his day-to-day life. His Dexterity, a skill that measures things such as flexibility and how well one holds themself, sits at the level it was in his past life; 1. And yet, he finds his skills to be suited for an extremely coordinated individual, especially after he meets the only other Sword Saint to have ever existed, an individual who is the strongest Swordsman among those both alive and passed on. It’s up to him to find his way in his new life, and strive to reach the path of the highest Swordsman — the Sword Saint. Will he be able to transform his 1 Dexterity into a 1000? Or will he be dragged into something much deeper — much darker? Credits to valeri_mirley on fiverr for the new cover! Updating 5-10 chapters a week, and now posting on RoyalRoad!

The book titled "My Life Journey with Him" is a compelling autobiographical account that chronicles the author's personal odyssey through the ups and downs of life alongside a significant other. This heartfelt narrative delves into the joys and challenges of a shared existence, offering readers a glimpse into the intricacies of love, companionship, and the profound impact one person can have on another's life. The book explores themes of resilience, growth, and the transformative power of human connections. Through a rich tapestry of anecdotes, emotions, and introspection, "My Life Journey with Him" invites readers to reflect on their own life journeys and the relationships that shape them. It is a poignant testament to the enduring power of love and the shared experiences that define us as individuals.

She, disappointed by her own family, forced to marry a cold CEO. Him, always like a block of ice, not showing any weakness or emotions. Who'll win ? Who'll fall' first ? Author : " If you want to know the answer, then, read it ". XD

Dans un monde ravagé par des monstres, Tanza, un jeune garçon doté d'une étrange bénédiction, lutte pour survivre. Entre pouvoir dévorant, alliances fragiles et un passé oublié, il doit choisir : préserver son humanité ou embrasser le destin qu'on lui impose.

After losing his parents, Arslan stumbles upon a weird floating screen that shows off his stats and abilities. Totally confused but kind of excited by this new power, he quickly finds himself in hot water when some shady loan sharks come knocking for repayment on his parents’ debts. With the clock ticking, Arslan gets pulled into a dangerous world of crime, where he has to deal with all sorts of sketchy characters. To make it out alive, he realizes he might need to tap into his darker side and step up as a crime lord, turning his tough situation into a chance to take control. ============ Please leave a review and add the story to your Collections. Use your power stones to support the story. Thanks for reading

Kalypso "Kali" Brunn was searching. He was trying to find someone he once knew well, someone he'd lost without even realizing. Kali needed the man who could wholeheartedly love himself and the company of others yet live happily, even alone. That someone wouldn't need another leading their life, completely shaping every thought he had, each action he performed, and the emotions he'd felt. He simply had to see that man's lost smile once more, a smile so true and pure, and he believed the Black Manor was the best place to look. It was the perfect home for Kali to find himself again. A peaceful, private, and honest(deceptively so) abode for him to relax and heal in. It seemingly had the most perfect conditions. The only downside of the new arrangement would be that he's yet to shake off his loneliness. He's determined to get along with his new housemates, but it's proven to be hard, especially as half of them blatantly ignore him and the other half downright hate his mere presence. But who's to say the future won't change? Perhaps his clumsy, self-deprecating ways will finally garner him some much-needed attention. Maybe they'll see just how much he needs someone to stand by him, even if he happens to claim otherwise for pride's sake... Or suppose they could continue to ignore him until he stays forever stuck in his regrettable past. Kali doesn't want to think about the 'scumbag' he ran away from or the friends that hurt him. They didn't deserve his tears any more than he deserved the emotional turmoil he'd suffered through.

"LOVE TRIANGLE" ---????? Taglish [IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TAGALOG, PLEASE COMMENT BELOW SO THAT I CAN HELP YOU.] Do you believe in haters to lovers? that the person that you hate the most is the one you will be in love with. Because This story is all about how Weslie fell in love with Aeron despite how she hates him and how did Aeron make him fall in love with her. The main characters : Aeron - Mr. Feeling (The richest boy) Westlie - Ms. Manhid (The simple girl) Klara - magiging ex-girlfriend of Aeron Andro - magiging kaagawan ni aeron kay westlie The other characters : Lhora - westlie's best friend ( the supportive bf) Khalix - bf of therese (magiging close friends nila westlie and aeron) Therese - gf of khalix (magiging close nila westlie and aeron)

Yan Lidong always thought he would live out a relatively ordinary life, free of trouble. Waking up five years in the future, after the world had been swept by a zombie apocalypse, was certainly not within his expectations. Luckily for him, and unluckily for everyone else, there are still plenty of opportunities to stir up mischief. If they happen to involve the romantic affairs of the nearly omnipotent Lord of the apocalypse, who singlehandedly defeated the zombie king, then so be it. One problem. Yan Lidong might just have an extensive past with the Lord, and the Lord might have been harbouring some rather untoward feelings for many, many years.

Wanton passion of the game of life, breaking the reality of the framework of endless fantasy! A little wild monster grows into the ultimate BOSS. "One day I'm going to put the system under my feet and get those horrible players out of my territory."

Ye Zhenzhen, the omnipotent queen of the film industry, transmigrated as the despised cannon-fodder villainess and wicked stepmother in a novel. Her husband was wealthy but had a superficial relationship with her, and her stepson was adorable but indifferent towards her. According to the book's original plot, this cannon-fodder villainess was about to face a tragic ending... Ye Zhenzhen thought, 'Since I've transmigrated into the book, why should I fear these 2D characters?' In the face of her cold and distant plastic husband's words, she retorted, "How can a grown man with a body temperature of thirty-seven degrees speak such icy and heartless words to his wife?" Then, she was faced with the irrational demands of her stepson's classmate's mother, "Ye Zhenzhen, you owe me an apology." She scoffed disdainfully, "Apologize to you? Will you kneel and listen to me if I do?" With her outstanding professional skills, she turned her life around by hosting a parent-child variety show, becoming an overnight sensation, and receiving countless acting offers! The stepson, who used to address her distantly and never as his mother, suddenly said, "My mom, Ye Zhenzhen, is the kindest and most beautiful woman in the world!" Haters: "So what if she's pretty? She married an old man for money!" One day, her plastic husband appeared at a charity gala and introduced himself, "Hello, everyone. I am Ye Zhenzhen's husband, the rumored old man." The audience below couldn't believe their eyes and ears! The handsome and wealthy CEO of Huan Ya Group was Ye Zhenzhen's husband?! Haters: "Being slapped back in the face like this hurt like hell!!"

Gozay, a determined high schooler, has chased Maya, the class topper, despite her endless rejections. But when he finally gives up, Maya realizes she loves him—only it’s too late. In a desperate test of his loyalty, Maya involves her inseparable cousin and best friend, Rina, unaware of Rina's quiet love for Gozay. Now, Gozay is torn between the girl he’s always dreamed of and the one who truly loves him, while Maya and Rina face a heart-wrenching choice between love and family.

In a world where the supernatural force of Hit grants immense power to those who wield it,Stanley Ardo's ordinary life is turned upside down. At first,forced by his Father to abandon his dream of becoming a royal mage,Stanley discovers he possess an abnormal strength and speed which he attached very little relevance to. Unbeknowst to him,he's the inheritor of the Eternal Flame,a powerful legacy passed from Master Lee,the pioneer of Hit,who also happens to be his ancestor. Guided by Master Lee's ghost,Stanley navigates his complex destiny alongside his loyal friends. Together,they work to capture the elusive Soul Raider,a nefarious force terrorizing the kingdom. However their quest was soon overshadowed by a far greater threat:Mateo,Master Lee's vengeful brother,reincarnated to destroy Stanley,ruin the kingdom and claim the Eternal Flame for himself. Stanley must master the true potential of Hit. But as the stakes rise,relationships are tested,the line between good and evil blurs. Will he succumb to the darkness or harness the Eternal Flame power to protect the kingdom? With the fate of the kingdom hanging in balance;Stanley must uncover the real power of the Flame,Confront the treacherous Mateo and the Soul Raider,balance friendship,love and his new found responsibilities. Dive into a world of magic,fantasy and self discovery in Hit: The Eternal Flame of Master Lee.

In this slice of life ahistorical medieval story, there are three main settings and pairs that you will follow. First is a prince and the bard, who live in Northern Wales on the kingdom of Gwynedd. The prince struggles on the case of thinking that he is no one of importance. A shadow of his brother. Someone to pay lip service to. Even his father had not cared for him. The only sense of him giving attention is to give him a warden, a bard who has been in his court for a while. Although friendly, this musician of his was keeping secrets, and as the curious child he was, he wants to unravel them all. On Mainland Europe, we follow a landgrave and a burgrave. Two friends that have been together for a while, yet were on different sides. They may have fought, yet their relationship was not broken by it. Even in such severe tribulations, they still are tied together. However, the people outside of this relationship, will they force them once more? Punish them for God knows what? Perhaps, even, finally separate them from each other? Finally, on the once richest part of Rome, you will see a doux and a kephale. There was immense threat, either from outside or inside their own lands, the blade of their enemies becoming sharper. Diplomacy helps, but it doesn't solve the problem. However, what happens if the imperial ruler dies unexpectedly, when all of this was happening? Can they survive through it? Or will they use this opportunity to take the throne for themselves? Only the hands of fate will tell what will happen through this mess.

"NOVAAAA!" She yelled from downstairs, while I jerked. The thumping sound on the stairs, was just two steps away to - the door wide open, she was looking furious, uh-oh! LIFE is beautiful, only if you play by rules. Decision you choose will lead you to the path of your DESTINY, destiny which somehow is chosen by you. So there is nothing to cry about or laugh about! Maren, the girl who is the DIVA of the school, eye candy to every handsome guys, and the parties life! Just the way I wanted my life to be. "This is your LAST YEAR of high school and you are late again! I am so not surprise with this behavior." Ugh, give me the knife, he would NOT be breathing right now! * * * This is the only way I guess, to be what I WANTED! Who thought, this would END like this! What THE heck, where am I ? How come she, she is- And things get more INTENSE as she doesn't TELEPORT when she felt she should have! Did she BREAK a rule? And if so, what it was? And how can she clear the MESS? Will she ever get in the Cambridge University!? Or she will be STUCK here forever and make her life a living nightmare!