Study Jokes

[Have you become more learned today?] [Accounting for the capacity of your brain, your study efficiency has been increased to 28 times that of normal.] [The remaining amount of energy you have for studying today, 26 hours.] [You will enter an exhausted state when your energy is depleted and be unable to obtain new information.] [Please relax by using the functions within the system and restore your energy as soon as possible.] With limited energy and the onset of fatigue, the Study Monster had no time to think too much--papers to come! Had the heavens not grant me this system, the unending sea of knowledge would seem like a long night.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

As a teenage girl in highschool, who parties some nights.. Studies everyday.. And as a teenage boy, who rarely studies, and always bikes out with his friends.. She has hated him since childhood.. The only thing they agreed to, is they don't like each other.. Yet, one day.. They'll look up to one another.. Warning - alc0h0L, cigg@rett3s..

Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Drake was a troublemaker with a knack for bad jokes. One of them got him killed. Now, he finds himself in Atheria, a world of magic, mythical creatures, and warring Gods. Equipped with the mysterious System of Chaos—a game-like interface that grants him skills, stats, and quests—Drake must learn to survive in this dangerous new reality. But his arrival hasn't gone unnoticed. The Gods, offended by his irreverent attitude and fearful of his unique system, have marked him for death. To live peacefully (and maybe get some payback), Drake will have to embrace his chaotic nature, master his newfound powers, and challenge the very beings who rule Atheria.

I Dreamed of Cultivation... and Got Homework Instead! “Ah, reincarnation into a xianxia world! Time to wield swords, shoot qi bullets, and become the overlord of the heavens!” At least, that’s what Lin Mao thought would happen. Instead, he woke up in a scholar’s robe, surrounded by ink-stained fingers and people debating... philosophy. “This isn’t the path to immortality! This is the path to finals!” Now Lin Mao has to navigate his life in the prestigious Sky Moon Sect, where flying on swords is nothing but a dream. The only thing flying is debates and enlightenment that comes from philosophy, not martial arts. Instead of fighting demonic beasts, he's fighting grumpy senior brothers, mysterious sect elders, and his master that has a.......long beard. “Who needs qi cultivation when you have the ‘Path of Society’? What does that even mean?! And why does everyone here hate jokes?!” Filled with nothing but Earth’s most degenerate novels, his unhinged personality, and his special ability to accidentally piss people off, Lin Mao is determined to shake up the scholar world. He might not be a cultivator, but who says he can’t make being a scholar legendary? “This isn’t the dream I signed up for, but whatever. If they are going to make me study, I’ll do it my way!” **** This novel will be story-focused, blending humor, character development, and world-building. However, it will also include R18 elements with detailed smut for those who enjoy a little spice in their story. You’ve been warned!

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

For Kyoto this year, Mahou high school got a lot of surprises. -And the one that topped it all? Turned out to be your completely everyday demon girl. -Wait WHAT??? A interesting girl named Eri who is driven by two things. One is her love of Japanese culture. Secondly, she has a great drive to study human behavior. Luckily for her, she happen to enroll at a school full of all kinds of 'curious specimens.' In simple words... -They are all hopeless TWITS you guys!!! Tag along on stories of the demon girl who watches her schoolmates in awe, wonder, and confusion?

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

A study tour turns into a nightmare when Jasper and his friends are hunted by a psychopathic teacher. Meanwhile, his parents, Jenny Kwon and Victor, uncover a dark secret behind the massacre—an illegal organ trafficking operation.

Kai Ishikawa is aiming to be a soldier to pursue his dream, he must study and train at the Jakarta Legion Academy. Along the way, the war between humans against Elder Dragons and Demons can't be stopped, for over thirty years the demons attacked Planet Earth to conquer humanity. Will Kai make it through the test and will Kai stop this Elder war?

The golden bachelor Qin Chuan is reborn in 1995, a time where ideals and reality intertwine. Towering smokestacks belch out thick black smoke, the sky is tangled with chaotic power lines, and low-rise buildings stand in uneven rows. The trolleybus creaks under the weight of its load, while street vendors, thin and weary, peddle their goods. On campus, students are full of youthful passion, singing with abandon, and the last traces of innocence and shyness can be seen on the faces of boys and girls. Qin Chuan feels the heartbeat of this era, intoxicated by it, and begins to write his own chapter in the story of his life.

James Dilston found himself in another world. With the new found world right in front of him,he study the world. He explore the world,try using magic and taste new cuisine. In this world,he found himself in a civil war between the noble and a terrorist group. The mystery on how magic work. Innovation that came from his world, who the innovator is unknown. And much more

Kaito Fujimura is in 8th grade and plans to go to South Korea for a whole year to study there with his classmates. What he doesn't know is that, assigned to his new school abroad, he'll have to fight for his life and conquer neighborhoods to ensure everyone's survival.

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

Since the beautiful sister next door became a teacher, my mother no longer has to worry about my studies!~！！

In a quiet, private room of the restaurant, the sound of shattering glass pierced the air like a gunshot. There, standing in front of the broken shards, was Robert, his face frozen in shock. The word "divorce" hung in the air, a bitter pill that he couldn't swallow. "It's a joke, right?" Robert asked, his voice shaking with disbelief. "No, I'm not joking, I want a divorce" Emily replied her voice resolute. Her words hit him like a punch to the gut, as he struggled to comprehend what she was saying. ********* In a society where arranged marriages are the norm, two strangers are forced to marry each other. They have very different personalities and interests, and they struggle to find common ground. They are bound together by a marriage contract that is intended to ensure that they will work together for the benefit of both their families. Emily Kevan, a college student with big dreams find herself in a situation that seems to have no way out. It was a leap of faith that would forever change her life, for better or worse. She felt a sense of profound frustration, knowing that she was tied to someone she had never met and knowing that she was unable to pursue a relationship with the man she truly wanted to be with. She considered divorce as a means of freeing herself from the constraints of the contract, but the terms of the agreement was clear: five years of marriage and an heir were required before a divorce could be considered. On the other hand, after years of focusing solely on his studies, Robert Rawlings graduated from university and was eager to begin the next chapter of his life. However, his parent had other plans. They informed him of a contract marriage that would tie him to a woman he had never met, and they made it clear that there was no room for discussion. Robert resigned himself to his fate, knowing that he had no choice but to comply. The question now is, will Emily divorce Robert after five years of marriage with a son? Cover image is not mine, all credit goes to the owner.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

a day which shines brighter than the heat of those who accept the fate. the story of those who had naver met. here to give you a glimpse of what it's like. a story that is sure to be liked. ----- English is not my first language, nor did I get to study it for once. all i know is from online researchs, so if my grammar sucks I seek forgiveness.

In the mystical fantasy world, Chen Chang'an was confined to the forbidden library as soon as he arrived, The sky literally started falling from the very beginning. Fortunately, at that very moment, his system awakened, All he needed to do was to read scriptures, and he would keep getting stronger. Thus, with the library filled with various books, a smile appeared on Chen Chang'an's face. ........ [Ding! You've read Daoist Scriptures and gained a level in 'Heaven Opening Law', currently Level 6.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Manuscript of Ten Thousand Buddhas, gained a level of Divine Skill 'Six Daos of Reincarnation', currently Level 8.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Records of Demon Gate, gained a level of Divine Skill 'True Demon That Shakes The World', currently Level 7.] .... [Ding! Due to the Laws of All Heavens being added to your body, embellished with trembling Literary Qi of the Great Dao, you're rewarded with: Become a Saint on the spot!] Years later, as time turned everything old, the world above and the world beneath were already in a desperate turmoil, with immortals descending to the mortal world, and gods and demons performed chaotic dances, making the lives of people unbearable. Chen Chang'an stepped out of his seclusion one day, looking at the heavenly gods and buddhas scattered across the sky. “I'm not targeting anyone in particular, but everyone here is garbage!” That day, he swung his sword and parted the heavens, ever since then, Heaven belongs to Heaven, Earth belongs to Earth! ....! [PS: Extreme mystical fantasy flow, invincible style! Light readers beware!]

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

[Academic master + system + sweet pet + black technology, easy and no abuse] "Ding, congratulations to the host for getting charm*10." "Ding, congratulations to the host for getting physique*10." "Ding, congratulations to the host for getting intelligence*10." "Ding, congratulations to the host for getting god-level memory and comprehension, able to read a thousand lines at a glance, remember everything, and draw inferences from one thing..." --------------------- Lin Bei died suddenly, but his soul traveled to a parallel world, starting from the third year of high school, and was bound to the god-level almighty academic master system. From then on, the academic water was gone, and a god-level academic masters was born. "Since God has given me a chance to be reborn, I will be reborn, work hard, live a brilliant life, and live up to my original intention." Lin Bei: "Hey, what's wrong with everyone?" "I only used 10% of my strength, why did they all fall down?" "Since no one can fight, I can only study curvature drive and explore the sea of ​​stars!" Everyone: "..." "Stop it, master bei, please give me a way to live!" "I thought I was strong enough because I got full marks in the exam, but when I saw Beishen, I realized that I was still very weak..." Main characters: Lin Bei, Zhao Qinghan ~hey. guys this is not my original novel.I adopted this from a chinese novel.I found that novel interesting so tried to present to you.Hope you enjoy it.

Mandy Ginell is a girl studying in an Agent School.

Elsa is a mage at heart bites high school. She spent four years studying there to become the world’s greatest and strongest Mage.

In a world teetering on the brink of chaos, Nile Samir, son of a lower Incharan noble, is thrust into a perilous journey. When he gets invited to study at the exclusive Imperial Academy, no one is happy. After all, as a member of a lower noble house, to study blood magic is akin to sacrilege. But when an attack in the capital brings him face to face with the rebel general, Anrika The Serpent Slayer, he is forced to spy on the very mages he so greatly idolized. But as he navigates the treacherous halls of the Imperial Academy, teeming with both opportunity and danger, he uncovers a dark conspiracy that threatens to unravel the delicate balance of power. With the discovery of a new form of blood magic, and a growing sense of unease, Nile must confront his destiny and the sinister forces that lurk within the shadows, as well the external threats. Together with an eccentric scientist, a disillusioned mage and a blind thief, he will have to do all he can to save the island of Eltera Nove from certain doom.