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“One game. One kiss. One night that changes everything.” __ __ "Kiss, Val," Mason says with a smirk. "Wait, what?!" Seriously? There are other girls here, you know. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. This is just perfect. Jax starts walking toward me, shoving aside the girl he was making out with, his eyes locked on my lips with a hungry look. Oh no. Jax is completely wasted. In seconds, his soft lips are on mine, and it feels incredible. He pulls me closer, his strong arm wrapping around my waist. Meet Valentina "Val" Torres. She’s stunningly beautiful and used to own it—until one night changed everything. Since then, she’s kept a low profile, avoiding attention, which isn’t easy since her brother is the school’s star athlete. Meet Jaxon "Jax" Steele. The classic high school quarterback bad boy. He’s known for toying with girls’ hearts and is one of the most popular—and hottest—guys in school. What happens when a game of truth or dare at a party brings them together? You’ll have to see. With her overprotective brother and his best friend, Mason Reed, in the mix, Will Val be willing to take the risk for Jax? ---

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

She was killed by the person she envied the most. And in that moment, she found herself in the body of her killer. Edna Young, a poor orphan with a body structure she didn't like was now living in the body of Hallie Torre who was a popular actress and model, her murderer. Edna wants to take revenge on the person who killed her, but their souls are in the same body and Hallie Torre going to prison, means she will too. How is Edna going to survive in Hallie's body? Will the life of Hallie prove to be more difficult and complicated than what Edna Young thought? What happens when Edna falls in love with Logan, Hallie's betrothed? How is the book going to end? REBORN AS HALLIE TORRE.

>> Dark Forest Rapocalypse Meme Manual > When you mix Animal Planet + 8 Mile + Black Mirror in a witch's cauldron, then sprinkle Bitcoin mining residue – congrats, you've brewed this hellish allegory stew!

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

[Aviso: Conteúdo adulto 18+. Conteúdo extremamente erótico a cada 10 - 20 capítulos] "O quê, recebi duas habilidades de classificação SSS? Torre, mostre-me." [Nome da Habilidade: Toque Pervertido Divino] [Nome da Habilidade: Manual dos 10.000 Caminhos do Prazer] --- Kent era um humano masculino bonito que, por algum motivo, não conseguia fazer seu pau ficar ereto, nem era capaz de sentir prazer. Ele viveu toda a sua vida cheio de arrependimento e ódio. Sabendo que seus dias não melhorariam com o passar do tempo, ele optou por se tornar um diretor de filmes adultos, onde podia ver tudo de perto e ganhar muito por seu profissionalismo. (Ele não conseguia levantar seu pau, então nada de esquisitices no set... Lol) Então ele foi morto e sua alma foi sugada para o reino do Ódio e Ressentimento. Tudo mudou para ele a partir daí. Ele recebeu uma Torre Herança de Nível Celestial, que lhe concedeu acesso a um Sistema de Harém Excessivamente Poderoso. Ele também recebeu um corpo avantajado com um pau de 9 polegadas divino. Mas isso não foi de graça... Ele foi encarregado de uma missão para matar o deus da alquimia pela deusa do ódio e ressentimento. Claro, ele deve fazer da deusa seu primeiro membro do harém como requisito para seu primeiro desafio. Após um ano inteiro de sexo e prazer, ele conseguiu seu desejo. Então, ele foi enviado para começar sua jornada como cultivador com um sistema de harém e duas habilidades de classificação SSS. Com mulheres esperando seu resgate e uma deusa que realiza todos os seus desejos, Kent começou sua jornada com o pau divino que seria usado para fazer as mulheres felizes. Uma jornada cheia de sangue, dor e prazer... ============ Sem NTR Sem Yuri ============ Junte-se ao Servidor Discord: https://discord.gg/HQFRrS8y6Q

Fog shrouded Victorian London, but not the 1888 we’d recognise. There’s a whiff of revolution in the air, not to mention lycanthropy in the shires. As Mr Eiffel’s tower nears completion in Hyde Park, famed Egyptologist Sir Percy Tiverton returns with his latest find — a nameless book so mysterious not even the Royal College of Alchemists can decipher its runes. Alexander Faversham is England’s foremost champion of derring-do, but his legend is built on sand. Loyal-to-a-fault manservant Bill might know more about his master’s heroics than either are letting on. When the nameless book is stolen, Bill’s entanglement threatens to bring his carefully constructed façade crashing down. There’s something nasty lurking in the shadows and it wants its book back. Who would dare confront the tentacles slithering from the sewers? When the Empire needs a hero, it doesn’t always get the one it expects. Gothic/Cosmic Horror/Alt History

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

En las gélidas tierras del Norte de Therianor las fuerzas aliadas por primera vez se atreven a realizar una incursión más allá de las montañas. Los peligros acechan en cada sitio, solamente un valor más grande que cualquier otro podrá ayudarlos a sobrevivir en esta misión suicida. Fieras batallas harán brotar todo lo que se anida en el fondo de los corazones de los guerreros, entre el miedo y la locura se balancean las decisiones que cada uno debe tomar para sobrevivir a esta dura prueba. Elysion, un joven guerrero de uno de los campamentos del Norte de Therianor intentará sobrevivir a toda costa.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

'Dreams can be real. Nightmares can be real. Angels can be real. Demons can be real.' Pleasure is for everyone. But how can you enjoy it when you discover the truth that a demon was pleasuring you? Elysee Torres, a simple woman who wished for a simple and happy life until her curiosity led her to a demon who wanted to pleasure her everytime she closed her eyes. Valor, a hot guy with a perfect body-an Incubus who liked to pleasure women in their dreams. Two different creatures will meet and will face every challenges in order to prove to everyone that their love is not forbidden. Even if they are fighting between life and death or even the world is against them, they will not surrender. Until the end of their lives, they will fight their love no matter what consequences awaits them. They will face the hardest trial of their life together.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

Glass Ballhead es un alma sedienta de respuestas ante su llegada al soul heaven, podra acaso él podra ascender por la torre enfrentandose a hordas de almas en una batalla campal de todos contra todos y descubrir la verdad sobre el cielo de las almas.

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

1874. Una era de pólvora, vapor y sombras. En el corazón del imperio, la Torre del Renacimiento se alza sobre la capital. Algunos la ven como un símbolo de gloria. Otros, como el Obelisco del Silencio. Ethan, un simple relojero, sobrevive en la monotonía de un régimen que observa en cada esquina. En un mundo donde las palabras equivocadas pueden sellar tu destino, su vida es solo tiempo prestado. Alexander, un soldado nacido en la doctrina del orden, conoce su propósito: erradicar a los insurgentes antes de que el caos regrese. Dos destinos opuestos. Un reloj que sigue avanzando. Cuando la hora llegue, el tiempo nunca volverá a ser el mismo.

En las Landas de Etten, un rincón maldito de la Tierra Media donde el viento gime como un lamento eterno y la tierra se quiebra bajo el peso de la desolación, un enano roto se alza contra la sombra que devoró su mundo. Tygran el Loco, exiliado de Erebor tras las llamas voraces de Smaug, carga con el dolor de un pueblo masacrado y el eco de un hogar perdido. No es solo un guerrero: es un alma arrancada de otra existencia, atrapada en un cuerpo curtido por la guerra, guiada por un poder oscuro y extraño que convierte la sangre en fuerza y la muerte en destino. Montado en su cabra de guerra, una bestia tan feroz como su espíritu, Tygran empuña un hacha que canta con cada golpe, liderando a los últimos enanos de las Landas en una cruzada desesperada contra las hordas trasgas que infestan el norte, un enemigo infinito que surge de cuevas profundas y torres de hierro oxidado. Desde las cenizas de un campamento aniquilado hasta el corazón ardiente de una fortaleza que amenaza con engullir Eriador, esta odisea desgarradora entrelaza el alma trágica de El Hobbit con la grandeza sombría de El Señor de los Anillos. Los enanos de Landas de Etten no buscan refugio: cazan con una furia que hace temblar la tierra, sus martillos de mithril dorado y catapultas de fuego forjando un camino de sangre y ruinas. Pero la victoria tiene un costo. Cuando la última torre trasga cae en un infierno de humo y acero, y los elfos de Rivendel hallan a Tygran al borde del abismo, su cuerpo roto entre gigantes despedazados, un grito silencioso resuena: ¿qué fuerza sobrenatural impulsa a este enano a doblegar titanes y comandar ejércitos, y qué precio pagará por un poder que no comprende? Sumérgete en una epopeya de venganza y sacrificio, donde el legado de Durin se enfrenta a un destino teñido de sangre y misterio. Los enanos rugen, los elfos observan, y la Tierra Media tiembla ante un héroe que podría ser su salvación… o su perdición.

Ninsun uma aventureira que escala a torre com um propósito nobre de salvar o mundo de sua destruição. Um dia traída pelos seus companheiros ela acidentalmente é teleportado para o último andar onde encontra o Boss, mas... ele é gentil? insta: bambtf

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

En un oscuro mundo navega la magia y la espada en un vals de potencia y ambición. La Academia Elysium se alza torre al cielo, donde se templan los elegidos en magos y guerreros extraordinarios. Ambos, nobles como plebeyos se unen para ocupar un lugar en las clases prestigiosas, sometidos a retos que ponen a prueba tanto sus talentos como esfuerzos. Nuestro personaje, muerto miserablemente despierta, reencarnando en una realidad antes escrita por el mismo. ¿El problema? Esta novela la escribió hace mas de 10 años y apenas recuerda, nada, por si fuera poco, parece que en esta historia... Los dioses no lo respaldan....

In the vibrant city of Seattle, two men from opposing worlds find their lives intertwined in a way neither of them expects. Lucas Bennett, a dedicated but burnt-out editor at a prestigious publishing house, feels lost in the monotony of his high-pressure job. Meanwhile, Jamie Torres, an aspiring playwright with a rebellious spirit and a love for the arts, struggles to find his voice amidst a series of rejections. When a passionate yet impulsive proposal to showcase new talent lands Jamie a contract with Lucas’s publishing house, their worlds collide in a whirlwind of creativity, tension, and undeniable chemistry. As they navigate the challenges of their careers and the complexities of their feelings for each other, they must confront their insecurities and fears before their budding romance can flourish. Set against the backdrop of a city teeming with culture, friendship, and the intoxicating allure of new beginnings, Between the Line is a tale of love, ambition, and the courage to rewrite the narratives that define us.

The apocalypse has begun. Over a hundred billion Undead have risen to wipe out humanity. Humans gifted with the powers of Gods fight to survive against zombies and each other. Nathaniel Torres was the last survivor of this apocalypse and has learnt the terrifying truth - the apocalypse has repeated countless times in an unbreakable cycle. However this time things will be different. Nathaniel’s memories from the horrors of the previous apocalypse - allowing him to regress to the day it all began. Nathaniel desperately hopes to change the future and prevent humanity’s grim fate. To do this he seeks to unite the infamous Nine Demons - nine of the strongest humans who defy the will of the Gods. Written by Ransom Realdwin

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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"Those who cling to Death, Live and those who cling to Life, Die..." "Sa taong 2025, isang librong nagngangalang "Thousand Ways of War" ang nagsimula ng pagkagunaw ng buong mundo "New World" o ang Apocalypse. Ang mga tao sa bagong mundong ito ay nahati sa dalawang kategorya (Hunters) at ang mga normal na tao (Outcast), ang mga (Hunters) ay ginambalaan ng Unique na kapangyarihan ng mga Tagapag-obserba(Observers) upang gamitin nila sa kanilang paglalaban at sa pag akyat ng Dungeon Level sa mundo ng Thousand Ways of War. Ang Mga (Outcast) ay ang mga tao na hinde nakitaan ng katatagahan ng loob at lakas upang lumaban sa mga masasama sa panibagong mundo, pero malaya padin silang maging (Hunters) kung gugustuhin nila. Siegfred Dela Torre, isang normal na author noon na naging (Hunter), "Madre Luna" (Judger of Faith), ang pinili ng Tagapag-obserba upang husgahan sino ang Hunter at Outcast ng bagong Mundo- "Guide" isang biblical Angel-pili lang ang sinusundan na tao ng mga ito, at si Siegfred ang napili upang gabayan ng "Guide" sa kaniyang laban sa "New World" ang Thousand Ways Of War. Sa bingit ng kamatayan at kagustuhang tapusin ni Siegfred ang kasamaan at paslangin ang Sino mang gumawa nito, inofferan ng isang forbidden deal ng "Guide" si Siegfred, "Regression" o pagbalik sa nakaraan subalit kada balik sa nakaraan ay bumabawas din ang Life-span ng gumagamit nito. Sa pag akyat ni Siegfred kasama ang kaniyang "Guide" sa levels ng Dungeon ay, unti unti niya din nadidiskobre ang katotohanan sa likod ng mga nangyayari sa Bagong mundo.

Nobody warns you when your life is about to change. And it sucks. When Mom died, I didn’t just have to deal with the grief—I also had to move and face a huge change. Despite being close to turning eighteen, I had to move in with my father. The problem? My father is none other than the famous actor Braxton Scott… who, until just a few weeks ago, denied having a daughter and refused to meet me. I’ve gone from living in a small town in New Mexico with Mom to moving into a mansion in Los Angeles—with an absent father I hate, an older brother who’s practically a stranger, and a stupid bodyguard stuck to me 24/7. Because Oliver King is a pain in the ass, even if his job is to protect me. As if anyone would actually care about my life! Hi, I’m Novalee Torres. And welcome to my new life.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.