Meme Pensa

Il y a cinq ans, Qiao Nian fut victime d'une machination de sa sœur, Qiao Xin. Après avoir passé une nuit avec un inconnu, Qiao Nian tomba enceinte. Elle ne savait pas qui était le père de l'enfant et accoucha finalement d'un enfant mort-né. Sous les manigances de sa mère et de sa sœur, Qiao Nian fut dépossédée de ses parts dans le groupe Qiao et envoyée dans un hôpital psychiatrique. Cinq ans plus tard, sa jeune sœur, Qiao Xin, allait être mariée au Second Jeune Maître de la famille Gu. On le disait extrêmement laid. Le jour de sa naissance, le médecin avait prédit qu'il ne vivrait pas au-delà de vingt ans. Sa mère ne pouvait supporter de voir Qiao Xin épouser une telle personne et pensa à Qiao Nian, qui était toujours enfermée dans l’hôpital psychiatrique. Du jour au lendemain, Qiao Nian fut sortie de l’hôpital pour remplacer Qiao Xin dans son mariage avec la famille Gu. Sa mère déclara, "C'est une bonne chose que Qiao Nian, cette bonne à rien, puisse remplacer Xin'er pour être une veuve vivante dans la famille Gu. Si Xin'er devait épouser dans cette famille, j'en serais malheureuse." Qiao Xin dit, "Maman, ne parle pas ainsi de Sœur. Sans elle, je ne saurais pas quoi faire. Je suis juste inquiète que Sœur ne soit pas d'accord." Son père dit, "Xin'er, tu es trop gentille. As-tu oublié comment Qiao Nian t'a calomniée il y a cinq ans ? Elle n'a aucune retenue. Elle est tombée enceinte avant le mariage et a même accouché d'un enfant mort-né. Nous sommes déjà bien gentils de la laisser épouser quelqu'un de la prestigieuse famille Gu ! Quel droit a-t-elle d'être difficile ?" Qiao Nian ricana. À l'époque, la conspiration contre elle n'avait réussi que grâce à une combinaison improbable de facteurs, la faisant souffrir. Elle allait se venger de tous ! Tout le monde pensait que ses actions étaient le résultat d'une mentalité de perdante et d'une maladie mentale, mais peu savaient que ce mariage serait une union forte comme Mars s'écrasant sur la Terre ! Grâce à son exceptionnel talent en médecine, Qian Nian fit ravaler leurs paroles à toutes sortes de gens minables et de salauds. En un clin d'œil, ses multiples identités choquèrent le monde lorsqu'elles furent révélées. Il s'avéra qu'elle était assez riche pour rivaliser avec un pays ! Plus tard, le Second Jeune Maître Gu plaça une paire de mini-clones de Qiao Nian devant elle. Face à ces deux enfants qui lui ressemblaient, ainsi qu'à Gu Zhou, Qiao Nian cligna des yeux, stupéfaite. "Quand est-ce que j'ai accouché de tes enfants ?"

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

``` (Contenu mature R-18+ Contient du gore, pas de drame de la seconde femme ou de viol.) Mon amour ne connaît ni fin, ni raison ni tort. Car quand j'aime je veux que tu sois à moi autant que je suis à toi - Angelina Bhardawaj ~~~~~~ "Je t'ai dit que je voulais te détruire," dit-il en lui tenant la mâchoire tout en la plaquant contre le mur. "Et tu as déjà assez fait. Maintenant je m'en vais," répondit-elle sèchement. "Tu n'as pas compris ce que je veux dire, Princesse," ricana-t-il froidement. "Quand je dis que je veux te détruire, je veux te lier à mon lit et te remplir jusqu'à ce que ton parfum se confonde avec moi et que chaque putain de personne dans ce monde sache qui tu es... Que tu es putain de à moi !" Il la heurta contre le mur, l'embrassant passionnément. ~~~~~~ Elliana Heart, la fille illégitime du Roi de Cité Lune Cœur avec la lignée des chasseurs, ne veut qu'une chose dans sa vie ; connaître et rencontrer sa mère biologique. Innocente et magnifique, Elliana est souvent la victime des complots de sa belle-mère et sa demi-sœur. Sébastien Marino, le tristement célèbre Prince Vampire masqué, n'a connu que la haine de tous ceux qui l'entourent. Tout le monde le craint puisqu'il possède un pouvoir incommensurable. Après avoir purgé un an de prison à la place de sa demi-sœur, Elliana est surprise d'être libérée sous caution. Cependant, sa joie est de courte durée lorsqu'elle découvre qu'elle doit épouser le prince vampire à la place de sa demi-sœur. Elliana ne sait rien des vampires, et Sebastien déteste tout ce qui a trait à ces humains maléfiques. Que fera-t-elle lorsqu'elle épousera le monstre notoire du monde obscur qui prend et chasse sans pitié ? "N'es-tu pas curieuse de savoir à quoi je ressemble ?" Il lui prit le menton douloureusement. "Montre-moi ton visage quand tu auras confiance en moi," sourit-elle doucement. 'Cela n'arrivera jamais,' pensa Sébastien. Pour lui, elle n'était rien de plus qu'un outil pour se venger des humains. Pour elle, il était plus que tout ce qu'elle avait vu, même plus que la vérité de son existence. Il existe une puissance encore plus grande et plus puissante que tout, et cette puissance s'appelle le destin. Seront-ils capables de combattre leur destin pour rester ensemble ou y succomberont-ils et tout perdre ? L'histoire de la plus mortelle des sorcières déguisée en humaine et du prince prodige le plus dangereux qui survit grâce au sang de vampire. Avertissement - Le livre est construit autour du monde magique et de la pure fantaisie. La romance vous donnera des papillons dans l'estomac tandis que certaines scènes pourraient vous faire remettre en question la rationalité autour de l'amour. Les 50 premiers chapitres construiront le monde autour du livre. Je promets, si vous restez, vous allez adorer le livre, à moins que ce ne soit pas votre genre. ~~~~~~ Suivez-moi sur mes réseaux sociaux. Facebook - Auteure Angelina Bhardawaj Instagram - @angelinabhardawaj ```

"Vem aqui, pequena!" "De jeito nenhum!" O que fazer quando a esposa está brava? O poderoso CEO é podre de rico, cobrindo-a de demonstrações extravagantes de amor todos os dias! Hoje um carro de luxo, amanhã uma mansão, depois um jato particular... Em uma entrevista para a mídia: "Qual foi o presente mais caro que você deu para sua esposa?" "Até agora, nosso filho!" "Você trata sua esposa tão bem, ela com certeza deve te amar!" CEO ri confiante, "Sem dúvida!" Ao chegar em casa, sua delicada esposa joga um contrato de divórcio nele, "Dongfang Yu, assine isto!" "Hai Xiaotang, tudo que você pensa é em divórcio. Não pense que não sei lidar com você!" O CEO, cheio de fúria, estala os nós dos dedos, "Uma tábua de lavar, um ábaco, um teclado, um durian... escolha um!" "Durian!" O CEO acaba ajoelhando-se sobre o durian com um baque!

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

2 em 1 Livro 1: Love and Zombies Eu não tenho piedade dos zumbis. Para mim, eles são apenas alvos para as minhas balas. Mas a minha vida muda quando eu recebo uma proposta irrecusável: se eu salvar um grupo de jovens de uma horda de mortos-vivos, eu ganharei a minha liberdade e uma fortuna. Para isso, eu tenho que trabalhar com uma equipe de estranhos, incluindo um zumbi. Ele se chama Dylan e usa uma máscara para esconder a sua boca. Ele não é como os outros zumbis, ele é gentil e protetor. Será que eu estou ficando maluca por sentir algo por ele? Ou será que ele é mais do que um simples zumbi? Livro 2: Love and Death Um ano se passou desde a explosão no ninho dos zumbis. Dylan nunca desistiu da mulher que lhe deu uma segunda chance de voltar a ser humano. Desde o momento em que acordou, ele não parou de procurá-la. Agora, após um ano de busca incansável, ele finalmente encontra a mulher que conquistou seu coração, mesmo quando ele ainda estava morto. Porém, ao encontrá-la, Dylan é surpreendido, ou talvez abençoado por um milagre. Reencontrar o ex-zumbi que transformou sua vida era tudo o que Charlotte desejava, mas ela nunca poderia imaginar que aquele que mais a odiava um dia passaria a amá-la. Dois irmãos agora estão apaixonados pela mesma mulher, e ambos estão dispostos a compartilhá-la para garantir a felicidade de todos. Mas será que Charlotte pensa da mesma forma que eles? Um passado que ela acreditava estar enterrado volta à tona, abalando não só seu mundo, mas também o daqueles ao seu redor. Segredos antigos podem ser sua maior ameaça. Será que Dylan terá força suficiente para lutar pela mulher que prometeu amar e proteger?

Daniela recentemente fez uma entrevista de emprego para uma empresa multinacional da Rússia, ela pensa que não vai ser aceita na empresa já que existiam diversas concorrentes melhores do que ela porém foi surpreendida ao receber um e-mail da empresa confirmando que ela tinha passado e sido contratada como sesecretária do CEO da empresa. Mas o problema era que ela não tinha feito a entrevista para esse cargo e ainda mais, ela tinha sido entrevistada pela secretária do CEO

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

Ligados pelos fios de um trágico e infeliz destino forjados ainda na adolescência, três adultos, são conduzidos pelos ventos da vida para o lugar onde suas vidas tiveram início. O vilarejo patrimonial de Shirakawa conhecido por sua beleza e encanto ao lado da montanhosa e acolhedora cidade de Takayama são o palco deste encontro entre as três visões diferentes do futuro. "O passado é uma ferida que para sempre ficará em meu coração" assim pensa a filha de uma das maiores famílias do Japão, Naomi Minamoto, a próxima que assumirá seu papel como presidente da maior fundação estudantil do país e que pelos ventos do destino deixa de lado vida, profissão e filosofias de uma grande cidade se mudando para o interior contra sua própria vontade. "Cedo ou tarde tudo mudará, e essas feridas que carrego irão cicatrizar" esta é a filosofia por trás do homem conhecido pela bondade e pelos feitos em prol de ajudar aqueles mais necessitados, filho de um dos maiores autores do Japão este é Hanzo Hattori, um homem estagnado que decide dar fim a maior tragédia de sua vida afim para enfim reescrever as páginas de sua história. "A verdade é que enquanto eu estiver viva nenhum inverno será eterno" agarrada com essa visão Murano Hoshino, a segunda filha mais velha de uma das famílias mais importantes da cidade de Takayama retorna ao início de sua história buscando a liberdade de suas emoções e com elas o fim das correntes que forçam a permanência de um rigoroso inverno. Envoltos pelos encantos e desencantos deste antro de resplendor e natureza, as três visões enfrentam o passado assombroso, o presente e o receio de um futuro incerto enquanto lidam com amor, família e sentimentos que transcorrem pela linha da existência humana para que no final reescrevam as páginas de suas histórias quando o tempo estiver bom.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

A man who struggled and lived on earth reincarnated in a new world. When he was trying to become a county official, he was conscripted as a labor disciple from a cultivation sect. The novel is Xuanhuan type and written in first-person view. MC's past, his view on the world, his experience, and his way of life are described by adding some Memes in the Mix. Unlike the usual things that happened in Xuanhuan novel, MC doesn't have a cheat, Op Hax's ability, or Golden finger. Memes wouldn't be explicitly revealed for readers' enjoyment to find out themselves. Au Note, Meme songs would be properly revealed with (the singer - original song). I wrote this novel for readers who love Cultivation fantasy stories but are bored to see the usual cliche event.