Funny Stuff To Say To Your Girlfriend

For 15 years, a mysterious voice told Ash two things 'Get stronger' and 'Fight.' Not the best advice, but when you're stuck in a monster-infested limbo, you take what you can get. Then, a god shows up, opens a rift, and throws Ash (monsters included) onto Earth. There, he meets his doppelganger, Thorne, who immediately hates him. Why? Thorne thinks Ash wants to steal his hard-earned social status. Yeah, as if Ash cares about high school politics while eldritch horrors are ransacking the mall. Ash’s plan is simple: punch monsters, grab a burger, and enjoy his new life. If Thorne wants a rivalry, he'll have to get in line—right behind the monster tearing up Main Street

Xu Mo loved playing games on Steam and bought a ton of them. But he soon realized something strange—whatever happened in the game started affecting his real life! When he played as an AI girl, a gorgeous girlfriend appeared in the real world. After robbing a bank in GTA, millions of dollars showed up in his real bank account. One time, while exploring a fantasy game, a Taoist monk with incredible powers showed up in reality, cutting an aircraft carrier in half with a sword and talking to him about Taoism. Things quickly spiraled out of control, throwing the whole world into chaos!

In a world where colossal monsters rule 90% of the world's territory, Parahuman women are the only ones capable of facing them. Gregory is a newly graduated Hunter, slightly above average in talent but at the top of the scale when it comes to ambition. As monsters ravage the land, he can only rely on his Hounds to survive. That’s why he believes that rewarding and caring for his Hounds with 100% dedication is only natural. He will do whatever it takes to protect them and make them stronger, just as they protect him...

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"If I was fated to repeat each life with you just to watch you perish, I would choose to put an end to this vicious cycle this time. Let me change your destiny for once and let me destroy the world which has been harming us, even if it meant perishing with the world forever.", Phoenix. What happens when Ivy's sleep disorders issues were a result of her repeated life with Phoenix in her paracosm whom she was protecting but wants to protect her this time round? What happens when in the real world, Phoenix was destined to meet her as Jason who protected her till the end even when they had to face death just to keep her alive? Will Ivy accept all that she had asked for with such a high stack of price to pay?

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One day, Lee Tae-ok, a modern-day Alpha male was reborn as the delinquent character ‘Baek Taeyang’ from a novel… And at that moment, a shining status window appears before his eyes! “Fuck the female character, if you wish to live.”

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

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I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

Updates @ 13:00 (+8 GMT) Naga can be many things. Yet, none had ever been a dungeon core. Chavu is one, after two hundred years of service to the old one, which was smashed as he napped in his pond cavern. Marcellus greets him with a bloody sandal, yet, Chavu has never felt too much fear of anything. Well, maybe of flutes, but that is a perfectly reasonable fear. Together with a gnomic colony, and a prince who doesn’t quite know what he is doing, Chavu will take up the system, or, the snappy auntie, as he calls her, on her challenge. Does he have what it takes to survive as a dungeon core? Will he rake in a profit? This is a journey of a dungeon core, who doesn't play by the rules!

Kayla is awakened in the middle of the night by a loud noise and follows the creature that caused the noise into the forest behind her house. But she is pulled into a magical world, and does not know how to get back home. Will she make it? And what else is waiting on her magical journey to find a way back home?

he was fire... she wanted him to burn her.. she was water, water can't be burnt

A 21st Century Medical Researcher was targeted by her organization due to her numerous merit and got killed in the process of escaping, thinking that she already died, she never thought that the heavens would play a twist in her life when she suddenly woke up in a different body and in a different time zone. I can still accept the "different body" but say what? I also have a husband?! I don't even have a lover back then! What's freakingly happening with life?! ctto for the cover~

Dark clouds rolled over Entoria, and with them came a snowstorm and monsters once thought to be fantasy. Entoria was turned from a prosperous country to a tundra wasteland in a single year. After the bloodshed settled, a large sum of the survivors began to awaken supernatural powers.  ‘Originators’, they were called. These people gained the ability to manifest their Spirit into reality to fight back against the monsters which now inhabit the land.  Follow the story of various Originators 4 years after the disaster, having adjusted to life in this cold wasteland.  A story not for the light-hearted. 

[WPC SILVER PRIZE WINNER - #199 REVENGE] [Mature Content Warning] Ayla was the child of promise for her generation— the one that'd seal away the demonic ring of nightmare and banish the Demon King forever. The appearance of the traveler from the other world, Richard Clayton was a sign from the gods that it was time to end the nightmare once and for all. She gave Richard her trust and her heart. He swore in the sacred oath of his world that he'd help her save the world and stay with her forever, cross his heart and hope to die. Ayla never imagined that she would be the one to die in betrayal. Until the light of the last star dies, she will hunt him across time and space for her revenge. Check out the "Cross Your Heart and Hope to Die" Spotify Playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0iTAtRttCXEIccj8oNKVc7?si=d0f117af35fe4ca3 Cover by JeiJandee Discord: https://discord.gg/Y79vUr4mrf Ko-fi: https://www.ko-fi.com/studiohnh

After series of breakups, Kylie is determined to live a single life so she moves away from home to live a single life alone. She has to work as a nanny with a billionaire who is also a single father, Louis Vale. What happens when she finds out that she has once had a past with him?

john Blake, a wealthy young man from a prestigious family, leads a seemingly charmed life but is constantly pressured by his mother to settle down and take on more responsibility in the family business. One fateful night, while arguing with his mother over the phone, his life takes an unexpected turn. He nearly runs over a mysterious, severely injured woman who stumbles into his path. Acting quickly, he drives her to the hospital, where a series of misunderstandings and coincidences lead everyone to believe she is his fiancée. As john navigates the chaos of being responsible for a stranger, he learns that the woman suffers from total amnesia. Despite her lack of memory, it is clear she has undergone intense training and possesses remarkable physical abilities. Unbeknownst to John, she is an orphan who was taken in by a secretive organization and trained from a young age to become a lethal assassin.

Winow Smith , a scholarship student burdened with student loans and the debt left behind by her runaway parents, was struggling to make her ends meet even after doing a part time and shared living with her friend. She was introduced by her friend to a dating like app where one could pay to get a girlfriend or boyfriend and could earn some pocket money if not so a living. Winow was sceptical about the app and it's reviews but having no ways out , she decides to give it a shot with not much hope. Soon clients or customers start to come in . Everything goes fairly well until Winow notices a very strange pattern – only seven people are her repeated customers/clients except them no one else visits her page . Things start to take a dark turn when she tries to distance herself from them . Can she really escape them ? ( This book is inspired from a book I read on quotev . It is " Girlfriend For Hire " by Starflame . It is a very interesting book . Do check out their book. ) ( The photo is from Pinterest, I just edited the title.)

" Don't Come Closer To Me ". " Why ? ". " Get Out Of Here. Right Now ". " But, I Want To Help you out ". " Niha, I'm Warning You. You'll Regret It Later ". " No, I Won't ". " Okay Then, Bear The Consequences ". Ah.. Ohh.... WHAT happened next ? HOW did The Cold Hearted CEO also known as ' The Business Monster ' in CHINA fell in love with a pretty INDIAN GIRL ? If you wanted to know about their story, Read this Novel......

He was once a king from another world but committed suicide because he got everything money, power, people, then realized there was something he didn't get, Love, So he swore from this day on he would protect his loved ones, But someone or something is getting in the way

    Stephen, a young novelist who wants to get rich and popular. But somehow, his novels aren't getting that much of an attention and people only read it and left without a rating and comments.     Stephen has an idea, is to turn his novel into comics so that he could really express and show to the people what he wanted them to see. The problem is, he can't draw.     Hiring an comic artist would be very expensive and trying to gamble your money to your novel would be risky if it won't get people's attention. He wished for a free hire. He searched and searched throughout the internet, finding a free for hire artist.     But there's no one to find. One night, there, he found Tina, doing a free novel to comic adaptation. But the comments are something fishy, scandals of Tina. But Stephen ignored and hired her.     This is where their story starts. Stephen, a good writer and Tina, a great artist combo. Wouldn't that be an easy rich? No, instead of getting rich that easily, a lot of problems will get in their way.

[BL] Zak, a 22-year-old college student who loved reading fantasy fiction, had a particular favorite novel: "Destiny awaits you." Its mind-bending twists and heart-wrenching ending left him angry, seeking the author for answers. As he closed the book, his heart throbbed, plunging him into darkness. The next moment he opened his eyes, he was greeted by an unfamiliar surrounding, along with an unfamiliar body. He already had a feeling he knew what was happening but he had to run to a mirror and confirm, and when he did, his worst fear came to life. "This...is not my body." He had transgressed into someone else's life, and it wasn’t even anyone important, but a mere side character who dies at the second chapter of the novel!