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Struck by lightning, she woke up in a world that had never heard of tofu. Armed with modern knowledge and a plate of ambition, Lin Wei is ready to turn a humble bean into a culinary empire. But can a single mother survive jealous neighbors, scheming rivals, and the lure of ancient royalty? In a land where tradition rules, she’s about to rewrite the recipe for success—one block of tofu at a time.

Year 2000... Luca Vitale, a cold guy who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. He worked for a mafia, but he had some problems and because of that he was imprisoned, however, he managed to serve his sentence. After so long Vitale is free again, but everything has changed for the city of Cinderwood. Now that he is free he must recover what he lost and murder the man who betrayed him.

What if a simple copper plate held the key to unimaginable wealth and power? Ryan Carter, a struggling young man in a bustling city, leads an ordinary life—until the day a bloodstained copper plate awakens a mysterious system in his mind. The Appraisal System gives him the ability to see hidden values in artifacts, antiques, and treasures that others overlook. From flea markets to high-stakes auctions, Ryan’s journey from a broke shelf stocker to a legendary treasure hunter is packed with twists, suspense, and jaw-dropping moments. He uncovers ancient relics, unearths forgotten secrets, and challenges powerful elites who will stop at nothing to control the treasures of the world. From zero to legend, this is the story of a man who turns every step into gold.

The world thought she had it all; a loving marriage to a husband that doted on her, George Kendo, the fast rising CEO of the biggest Conglomerate in the continent as a husband , a happy family and an affluent background. But for Aloisa Carter, there are more to her life than the media sees. Her tense marriage begin to unravel when a cryptic call from a mutual doctor turn their picture perfect lives upside down. Will they be able to withstand the storm that comes for them, or would the hate they have for each other threaten to tear them apart. "A C-section is quite expensive, coupled with the costs of raising a child. If my wife offsets all these fees from her salary, how much do you think she'd be have left to cater for my needs and wants?" " Call me only when there's a corpse of her's available!" " I will deal with him!! I will get my satisfaction from elsewhere!! I will make men fall at my feet!"

Luke’s life has never been easy. Barely scraping by in the bustling metropolis of Yerana City, he spends his days washing plates in a rundown restaurant and dreaming of a better future. When a groundbreaking VR game, Morpheus Online, promises unparalleled realism and even the chance to make money in a connected real-world economy, Luke sees an opportunity to turn his life around. But Morpheus Online isn’t just a game. As Luke immerses himself in the stunning medieval landscapes and climbs his way from a humble commoner to something greater, he begins to notice strange overlaps between the virtual and real worlds. Rumors whisper of players who grow stronger in real life as they level up in-game, and unexplained phenomena hint at a deeper connection between the two realities. What starts as a dream of escape becomes a race to understand the truth. In this world where stats, skills, and strength can be earned—or lost—will Luke rise to the challenge and reshape his destiny, or will the line between reality and fantasy shatter completely?

What If Teezae was an assassin not so long ago a boy whose name was Vince had his parents killed by the government by such reason are still unknown, Vince vowed to avenge his parents as he found out the truth, he was adopted by a organisation that keeps the world from safe harm, the world is dirty and vile as this organisation cleans up the mess done by the government, they work in the shadows of earth, This organisation is known as The hidden shadows of truth, as they teach Vince later known as Teezae their ways

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

Fiona, a young gamer from a poor family in Latin America, dreams of winning the world championship of the game Embers of a Wish. Her goal is to provide a better future for her daughter, despite her own poor background, social discrepancies, and invisibility to the world. She is determined to reach a happily ever after exclusive for her daughter, even if it means sacrificing her own and filling the role of a star of destiny. Fiona faces many challenges, including government corruption and the trials of being poor. However, she trains hard and competes in tournaments, all while struggling to make ends meet and survive in a corrupt society. Tianyu Star - Guardian Battle Angel © 2003 by Skyknight Beoulve is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

"How did it all start." "Yeah I remember it started with Valarie's dirty secret, why my life is like this". Tyler's life takes an unexpected twist after he and his friends got adopted by a seemingly pure spirited woman named Valarie as they live with her. They start to know that she is not what she appears to act and is hiding a sinister secret, will they be able to uncover her past

In order to survive, Perry needs to become a chef and help his system upgrade. He needs to understand the chef rules of this world and help 100 strong people upgrade through food. The chefs in this world need to get a license to cook. Perry needs to face many challenges and he also needs to act like Henry to avoid being discovered by others.

The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

"I’m dirty," he muttered after another grueling day in the fields. "Then make me dirty," his new wife shot back, her voice a mix of defiance and invitation. Once a billionaire with the world at his feet, he lost everything in a single devastating moment—his fortune, his reputation, and his identity. Now, he toils as a farmer in the quiet countryside, living a life far removed from the glittering world he once ruled. Forced into a marriage of convenience, he’s met with a woman as fiery as she is mysterious. She challenges his pride, unearths his buried wounds, and stands as a force he never expected. But who is she really, and why does she carry secrets as heavy as his own? As the two battle their own demons, they must decide: will their unlikely bond rebuild their lives, or will the weight of their pasts break them apart forever? Discover a story of redemption, resilience, and unexpected love where second chances mean risking everything.

Avril Scott and her friends find a mysterious tunnel in the school's library. While in the tunnel, they set out for their freedom but end up discovering dirty secrets and new creatures along the way. Will they be able to get out? Will they be able move on from their past and face the present?

He'd seen it all, gangsters, politicians and their mistresses, arrogant celebrities, even bratty heirs. But nothing prepared him for the night his client was involved in an 'accident'. Right after he was summoned by his boss who fired him and accused him of being involved but since they couldn't prove it only his license was revoked. After getting out of the building, his boss tells him that the client's family demanded to meet the him, hoping for some answers and closure. But before going there he needed to pick up the client's eldest daughter...

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Han Yejun, who had a hand in every dirty job for his country, is killed for knowing too many secrets... But for him, this is not the end—it is a chance for a new beginning, a blank slate. As he fulfills the mission of the God of Torment, he will face the challenges of a new world and forge new friendships. This is his story, one that stretches into eternity.

El, a diligent top student in the nursing department, was the pride of his professors and a model of hard work and discipline. After earning his license as a registered nurse, he seemed destined for success—until his relentless drive pushed him too far. Overworked and exhausted, El's life came to an abrupt end. But death was not the end of his story. El wakes up in an unfamiliar world as Cael Baker, a minor character doomed to a tragic fate, caught in the crossfire of feuding protagonists in a tale he doesn’t recognize. Stripped of his quiet, structured life, El must navigate a world of intrigue and danger while grappling with the question: Can he rewrite Cael’s story and find peace, or will his new life be just as chaotic as the last?

He is the bad boy and the most eligible billionaire bachelor in town. She is the goody two shoes working as a primary teacher but she is a devil in disguise with dirty fantasies swirling in her head. Their worlds are so apart but maybe god or rather the devil wants them to meet and they meet for the first time when Hardin Blackwood visits the school where Zora Aldin works. He visits the school to give a speech to motivate the students as he was the donor of the school. When they first make eye contact, Zora's all dirty fantasies swirl in head one by one picturing Hardin in every scene. Hardin can clearly see the lust in Zora's eyes and the way she squirm under his gaze. The bachelor billionaire never mixes business with pleasure but the blue eyed primary teacher is so hard to resist and the way she bites her lips makes him weak in the knees. With all the sexual energy buzzing around them and the constant pull and push between them didn't prepare them when Hardin got himself a stalker. How will Zora and Hardin escape the stalker and the attraction between them?

"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

Atlas was just a dirty malnourished thirteen year old boy who lived in the slums but he doesn't know wat fate holds for him as the next War Lord

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A God’s Relic… In a world where ancient deities once walked among mortals, their powerful relics now lie hidden in treacherous dungeons—suddenly appearing in every major city, filled with dangerous monsters from realms of fantasy and myth. These relics offer incredible strength and abilities befitting the entities they represent, but... They may come with dangerous curses that can change—or even ruin—one's life. Thus, while they were sought after, one should be wary of their allure of great power... As it often comes with great curses...! One such foolish adventurer tasted the incredible yet cursed power... Isaac Hunter. An ordinary office worker who dreamed of becoming a renowned adventurer, Isaac longed to explore these dangerous dungeons and seek riches and glory. However, he lacked a dungeon license—a government-mandated requirement to enter these dungeons—and obtaining one was neither easy nor cheap... So, he continued to set aside a portion of his salary, hoping to finally get that license and achieve his goal in the near future... Yet Lady Luck had other plans for him On his way to work, a dungeon entrance suddenly spawned beneath him, and he fell into it. Inside, he faced a fearsome monster from ancient mythology and, against all odds, defeated it. As a reward, he discovered a treasure chest at the dungeon’s end. Within lay a relic from an ancient, powerful god... [Item Acquired: Zeus's Ring of Lightning] [Ability: Lightning Mastery.] [Curse: Extremely High Libido.] Disclaimer: This novel of mine may reference themes of sexual activity and explicit content, but such elements will not be described in explicit detail due to legal restrictions in my country regarding pornographic material.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

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"I'll delete the pictures depending on how obedient you are. You have to do everything I say; if I want you to become a dog, you have to get on your knees and bark; do we have a deal?" Pierce leans intimidatingly to Malakai's height to whisper softly in his ears; his cold eyes flash with cruelty. "You don't want her to know what a dirty little creep you are, do you?" Malakai Kreston, Quiet and perfect son of the county's preacher is who everyone assumes to be a boring nerd, but Malakai has a deep secret. He isn't so perfect after all! A dirty secret that Malakai will do anything to protect. What happens when he becomes a targeted pawn of Pierce Masterson? Kai, who is usually the hunter, becomes the prey, and he discovers that Pierce is more evil... Sinister and very much more twisted than anything he'd ever imagined. Pierce must have everything he wants or destroy it all completely, Escaping is Malakai's only option, but how far will he go before he gets caught? In a game of cat and mouse, neither are willing to lose!

"Really? Sweets? You're taking this 'food is the way to a man's heart' a little too seriously." Kwon sneered. He went to grab a cookie from the pile but Luna moved the plate away from him. He raised an eyebrow, probably thinking that she was acting childish. Reaching with his left hand, he made a move toward the plate. What she didn't see was that his right hand was in position with the plate moving right towards it. "Better luck next time." He smiled as he took a bite of the heart-shaped cookie. Adam came back and grabbed another cookie. As he ate, he looked around. "No water?" An idea hit Luna. She fished in her bag for the spare love potion that she had stored in a water bottle. It was completely full and the lid was tightened enough that it could pass as a brand new, unused bottle that she just got out of the machine. "Here you go. I just happened to have an extra." He gratefully accepted the water then he and Kwon walked off toward the coach. Luna slammed the plate into the arms of a confused Carl. It worked. The plan actually worked. She was so excited that she could start dancing at any moment. "Don't celebrate just yet." Isaac pointed to where Adam and Kwon stood talking to the coach. Kwon unscrewed the lid to his water and took a drink. Fear seeped into her. She was positive that Kwon did not have a water with him earlier. She looked down at Adam's hands and saw that he no longer had the bottle filled with love potion. "No!" . . . "Luna? Why are you looking at me like that?" Kwon asked, his expression turning funny the longer she stayed silent. "Why were you watching me?" Why did she ask that question?! There were a million questions floating in her head, and that one wasn't anywhere near the top ten. Kwon unfolded himself from the wheel. Running a hand down his face, he avoided her gaze by looking out the window. "Because it's hard to not watch you." His voice was steady even though he had seemed reluctant to answer her.