Funny British Insults

In the blood-soaked world of Magus , Aizen, a young man from Earth, finds himself thrust into a brutal reality where Sorcery reigns supreme. Once a lowly servant, despised and humiliated, Aizen hid his true intentions beneath a mask of submission. With each insult endured and every drop of blood spilled, he sharpened his resolve, guided by the mysterious Wisdom System.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Jin finds himself in a dangerous situation losing his arm and might soon lose his life. All Because he let his anger lose and Insults a mysterious CREATOR Entity. What will be Jins fate in this Cultivation Mystery world? And What or who is this Entity he pissed off!

New Year's Present 2025! =) Updates @13:00 (+8 GMT) In this urban fantasy novella, you will follow Julius. He sells water filtering systems in Algeria. There is a slight hitch with that, the systems are knockoffs. So, one night, a vampire local comes to him, and attacks him in retribution. That sends Julius on a journey to find aristocratic vampires, who can show him the ropes. How come the vampire who turned him can't do it? A vampire turning another into a vampire is deadly for them. Follow Julius as he travels, and ends up in Hungary, where he meets Ferenc. The very picture of an aristocratic vampire. There is another problem in Julius's life, though. He is fat, and Ferenc is so out of his league, that it is not even funny. The novella has been written in 1st person, by the perspective of a blogger narrator. It is complete. The updates will be daily. Disclaimer: This is a comedic piece. Nothing inside of it has been written with the intent to insult anyone.

In the year 2099, humanity stood on the precipice of a new frontier a shimmering threshold that bridged reality and imagination. The dawn of virtual existence was heralded by the rise of “Arcane Crusade,” a game so advanced it blurred the lines between flesh and code, creating an immersive world where dreams could be lived. until the old gods saw this artificial reality to be humanities downfall and a insult to their authority, with their own personal reason the old gods, they made the famous virtual game Real, and synchronized those who were connected toward their game Avatar , thus facing real consequences, rather than just entertaining themselves.

By the fourth year of Su Wan's career, every league rookie hears the same warning from their coach and veteran teammates: "You can try to impress him. You can even try to defend him. But no matter what—no matter if he hurls the most brutal insults your way—never, ever talk shit to him!"

To maintain the diversified development of Britain, I think the monopoly in certain industries should be thoroughly investigated. Monopolists, including the Devonshire family, need to make more room for full competition in the market In 2022, in the inaugural speech of the Parliament, the speech of the new female prime minister made the entire venue silent. A month later, the female prime minister was impeached and stepped down for shielding her subordinates. Every British person, from birth to death, cannot do without the Devonshire family. And the legend of this family began to surpass the past from that day in 2002. That year, Barron Cavendish inherited the title of Duke.

Despite the presence of monsters that were destroying the world, there was a devil-like man called “Li Tian.” All people gathered against him and were unable to defeat him, even the rulers, until the day the world faced its end. “Li Tian” was fighting a ruler and defeated him until he discovered... The ruler has a tool that takes him back in time He kills him and takes the tool from him and says, “Hahahaha now about returning to the past, taking revenge on everyone who insulted and bullied me, and eliminating this accursed world.”

On the day of her wedding to her childhood sweetheart, Natalie Ford received an unexpected gift: a marriage certificate. It stated that she was already married to a complete stranger—Aiden Handrix. While the wedding guests continued to mock and insult her, her lover Ivan decided to dump her, choosing to marry her half-sister Briena instead. To add insult to injury, she was thrown out of her home. To prove her innocence, Natalie Ford could only take one course of action - she had to find this mysterious Aiden Handrix and get to the bottom of this! The next day, there was news trending on the TV. Justin Harper, the heir of the richest family in the Bayford was returning home. Natalie’s eyes narrowed at the TV screen. ‘Why does this man look exactly like the man in the picture of my wedding certificate?’ In the quest of uncovering the mystery behind her said marriage, she decided to follow him and ask personally. “Are you married?” “No.” “Do you have a twin brother?” “No?” “By chance you heard the name Aiden Handrix?” “No.” “Then, who the hell are you?’ “Your brother.” “Wait, what?” “Yes. Now pack your bags and come home with me.” First got a husband out of the blue and now a brother with the same face? Was god creating clones and offering them to her with different relationships?

In the world where magic exists, individuals who are chosen will receive a stigma, proving that they have an Aspect Kaiser, a homeless kid, meets a mysterious woman and discovers that he also possesses an Aspect. He then follows her to learn more about his abilities ------- “Farah, why did you give me a mythical beast as a pet ?!” “Lily, did you kill the guy insulting me this morning?” “Why are you guys so obsessed with me?” ------- [No NTR][No Yuri] ......... (Smart MC) (Handsome MC) (No pretending to be hidden big-shot) (Obsession) (Yandere) (Tsundere) (Manipulate) (True Love) (Strong to stronger).

This story tells about the life of a child. This work tells about sometimes sad and sometimes funny colors of life. A boy named Attu lived in one of the villages near the border. One day a demon attacks the village where he lives. As a result, Attu loses his beloved mother who lives with him. As if he lacked so many things, the villagers drove him out of the village. thus begins the new life of our protagonist

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

An extraordinary werewolf with unique magical abilities, including foresight, must learn to follow her heart while fighting a cruel fate. Jodie Mickelson, a maid in the whispering moon pack, is a unique hybrid born from an affair between a powerful witch and an alpha king. When she discovers that the pack's alpha is her fated mate, she hopes for a change in her luck. However, the alpha rejects and banishes her due to his disinterest in their bond. Fate sets Jodie on a path of destiny. Ares, known as the 'Bastard Prince,' is a formidable force of nature in the werewolf world and beyond. Betrayed by those close to him and haunted by rumors of his supposed depravity, he seeks to reclaim his thrones. Their paths will cross, sparks and insults will fly, and love will blossom. However, a terrible vision foretelling Ares' inevitable death at her hands stands between Jodie and her second chance at a happy ever after. Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to the cover image.

Victor Hart, a centuries-old British vampire, relocates to Hong Kong after a family squabble turns his undead life upside down. Struggling to adapt to the fast-paced city, Victor's antiquated manners and vampiric instincts create hilariously awkward situations in a modern world. However, his attempts to live under the radar are interrupted when he stumbles upon an ancient Chinese ritual that has awakened hordes of jiangshi—hopping zombies steeped in Chinese folklore. Teaming up with an eccentric Taoist priest, a geeky supernatural researcher, a skeptical ex-cop, and an enchanting Hong Kong socialite, Victor must navigate cultural clashes, romantic entanglements, and supernatural chaos to save his newfound home from an undead apocalypse.

"I, who was once the King of the Seven Kingdoms, hailed as the strongest of all men, now find myself trapped in the body of a loser—and, to add insult to injury, a rapist. The fact that I can't just buff up this pathetic body with a bit of exercise and become strong again is another cruel twist of fate. Why, you ask? Because I can't use the very magic that people in this world rely on. Tsk, how on earth am I supposed to regain my former glory now? Guess I'll have to get creative with this 'loser' body of mine."

When Shirakawa Kento's parents remarried, his new stepsister becomes Sophia Frost, a British girl with blonde hair and blue eyes who is also his high school classmate. She is known for her cool demeanor and always being alone, dubbing her as the 'Solitary Flower' for her beauty. When they first started living together, Sophia continued to act coldly towards Kento, saying "I don't have anything to say to you", but as they spent more time under the same roof... "I-It's not like I like your scent or anything...!" "Could you, um, call me Sophia...?" Slowly, she starts awkwardly seeking affection from Kento...!? This kuudere British beauty who can't be honest easily is too cute in this heart-fluttering romantic comedy!

This story of scams follows John Carrey, a small-time scam artist hailing from New York City who gets tricked and conned during his own con by an annoyingly handsome British man. Cover not mine.

The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

"Daiki, a laid-back, funny high school student with a secret, lives life with a smile. His world is turned upside down when he meets Yui, a girl who enters his life through a random meeting, and an unlikely friendship. As their bond deepens, Daiki must navigate the line between the carefree persona he shows the world and the past that haunts him. Between laughter and silence, can Daiki find a way to open up, or will his unspoken fears tear everything apart?"

When Lin awoke in the medieval Edelweiss Kingdom as a lowly peasant with an Information Display that seemed to insult him, he could only struggle to survive. However, when he finds out there's more to the Display than at first glance, he realizes that learning magic and becoming the strongest isn't a mere pipe dream anymore.

A teenage girl got kidnapped by one of the most feared men in the country and abroad but only to be protected by him, a girl who robbed him, his two highly trained assassin friends and a British American sweetheart.

Melford is a wizard-in-training with zero talent and far too much enthusiasm. When he accidentally turns his own pet dragon into a toaster and his mentor's favorite slippers mysteriously grow legs and walk away, Melford gets sent on a "simple" mission to fetch a magical flower said to grant immense wisdom. Predictably, being Melford, things go horribly awry. He manages to turn the whole of the Enchanted Forest into one big bubble, inadvertently convinces a talking owl he's some famous chef, and-oh yeah-the flower he's supposed to pick? It's actually some living, sarcastic plant that insults him at every turn. But Melford doesn't give up, mostly because he's too thick-headed to realize just how bad things are.

The good-for-nothing son-in-law hides his powers and influences forever. When his wife is insulted, he decides to break through his real face.

Kyla Samuels, a beautiful, vibrant and ambitious young woman, gets a preposterous proposal from Lynn Damon, a wealthy and imposing director after a one-night stand between the both of them. What begins as a mere pleasure-satisfying encounter turns into an unexpected proposition: Lynn offers to pay Kyla to date him for just one month. Though initially infuriated and insulted by his audacious request, Kyla is drawn into a whirlwind of emotions, choices, and secrets that strike a change in their lives. Will something deep emerge from this chaotic Duo?

Ruben's life will quickly be turned upside down when his ex asks him for a favor... In the book: - Lemons Scenes - Insults - Harassment - Probably incest lol +18 in the title so not specified in the chapter names.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

"Losing my mother and sister was a bummer, but it's also made me think about stuff, you know? Like, life is short, and you never know what's gonna happen. But even when things are bad, there's always something good if you look for it. Like, a funny cat video or a tasty sandwich. It's the little things, right? Maybe it's the things you already love. Like food, music, the violin or just a warm sunny day. Well, I only felt this way until..."

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.

Sylar Madstar is a 16-year-old teenage boy of British origins who lives in Baghdad, Iraq. He moved there after he converted to Islam and converted to Shiism. The story of his adventure begins after he showed kindness to an old man on the verge of death and obtained a magic pen with the ability to modify the statistics of reality, write and influence reality, which opens him up. The door to exciting and unlimited adventures and events