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Everyone and everything as a desire. The desire to live. The desire to procreate. The desire for wealth. A desire to have desire. What if there is no consequences in acting our their desire? What if by becoming a wielder of a ring, they can act their most perverse fantasy without consequences? This is the story about the ring - The Ring of Desire. A primordial power that alters reality and grant its potential wielder unimaginable power. Story is literally porn with plot. Everyone within the story should be at least 18+

Gon is the son of the duke of Hannan, but he has one problem, he has no mana. This makes him the subject of mockery among everyone in the town. It seems this is his destiny, to be ridiculed until his death but while dealing with a scroll his grandma left him, Gon gets the harem system. Name: Level: Skills: Conquered women: Potential women: The system gives him a new life and guides him to become the most powerful mage but of course this comes with enemies who Gon has to fight. This book is rated 18 because it contains lots of lemons

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina. But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance? Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom. It’s going to be a wild ride. ––– [Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?] Jonny: what's that? [Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now] Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?. [If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy] Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role. link to discord group https://discord.gg/rRdzxAV3

In The shoreline prophecy , Anaya Assey’s life is upended when she moves in with her estranged uncle James and his daughter Ruth. Haunted by strange dreams and an unsettling sense of a dark force lurking, Anaya soon learns that her family’s history is anything but ordinary. Ruth, sweet on the surface but hiding a deeper, more sinister side, becomes a constant mystery to Anaya, and a potential threat to everything she holds dear. As Anaya navigates the strange new dynamics of her family, she uncovers buried secrets, spiritual tests, and dangerous plots that threaten to tear apart everything she’s ever known. But with the power of faith and the guidance of her late Grandma Ama, Anaya must find the strength to stand firm against the darkness closing in around her. Will she be able to uncover the truth behind her dreams and Ruth’s cryptic behavior before it’s too late? Or will the shadows of the past consume her future? A gripping tale of faith, family, and destiny, The shoreline prophecy invites readers into a world where the spiritual and earthly realms collide, and where one woman’s courage can change everything. please follow me on instagram novelista_alta_

Task 1: Do 10000 kicks for [strength +5]. Task 2: Run 10 km for [stamina + 3].  If you fail to complete the task, the punishment is to run naked. "What the fuck?" [And a surprise for you, my dear user] [You have two beautiful wives waiting for you at home.] "Now, where the hell did wives come from?" [World quest 1: Defeat an Asura and save your wives] Alan is an orphan in this chaotic world, but his strength in this world is his grandma, who raised him in the orphanage. He wanted to become an awakener for her, but that dream shattered when he found out that his soul is broken in the awakening. Ridiculed by everyone, his only option was to become a dungeon delver to help his grandma. But one night changed everything for him during his job in the dungeon, where his group suddenly faced a dreadmind and nearly died. During that time he awakened his greatest gift, his beautiful system, which suddenly started giving him tasks with weird punishment. Read to know how Alan fights against dragons, vampires, elves, demons, and dreadminds to become the strongest and how he discovers his past and secrets of the world. 

A 19 year old boy creating his own milf and older women haven harem inside a 18+ porn RPG game. This story will be set inside a fictional game world and the MC will only have women who are older than him in his harem.

Evolution has changed us, we were just common men once, but over the years we changed. My Grandma told me Stories of how it all started,  The  "AI" (Artificial Intelligence) Project was a success, the goal was to create a perfect human through the use of Artificial Intelligence, making a Robot with human attributes. Movement, Respiration, Nutrition Irritability, Growth, Excretion, Reproduction and Death. The Company In charge of the project succeeded in producing fifty female Robots. This Robots were tested and allowed to live in the society alongside humans. They soon had a life, married, had Families and Increase in numbers. Humans and Robots living together and making families, the results were sets of offsprings known as Trybots part Human part Robot. This Trybots have abnormal abilities like Telepathy,  the ability to communicate with their thoughts, hear the thought of others and also control other people's thought. Teleportation, is the ability to transport oneself from place to another without any obstruction, also the ability to transport people from one place to another. Telekinesis, the ability to move objects, items, and things, and also the ability to stop, slow, and bring back time. This Super Humans began to multiply, handling positions in governments and making decisions, and not long they became head of government. Our Human Nation was now ruled by Trybots they called the new nation  the Red Nation, they built their own city with well advanced Technology, Good Health Care Facilities, and Good Education. Only Trybots were allowed to live in the city,  and only the Humans who were Trybot slaves and worked for the Trybots, were allowed to live in the city. The other Humans lived outside the city, and were known as commoners.

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Ryder has just found out that his girlfriend, Tori, of two years has been cheating on him with his so-called best friend, Nick. A week later he's getting his apartment remolded and is currently staying with a high school friend, Hunter, and his porn-watching friend, Ralph. Once Ryder has gotten over the breakup he finds love in the most unexpected of places but Ryder would not be prepared for the many secrets his lover has.

Alaire, an ordinary 17-year-old boy who lives with his grandma, gets a mirror and finds himself in a different world where he experiences all sorts of things and finds out information that was kept a secret from him for years alongside his feathered companion Hewie and others.

As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe? Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate. But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my scene. With the finesse of a startled squirrel, I'm hightailing it-from that pesky villain and this ridiculous plotline.

Milliflore Hameth was destined to be a great witch. Since childhood, her grandma has declared that she will rise amongst witches. But her path was never meant to be simple.   When she crosses paths with Azardus Savron, a brooding, enigmatic devil of a general, everything turns for the worse. His devilish guts were opposite of everything she was—pure, naive, and righteous. He was a devil, and she was an angel.   As their worlds colide and their emotions clash, a bond is formed. However, will this bond lead to something great or something destructive? For all they know, a prophecy foretells that a bond between a devil and an angel would shake worlds and lead to chaos.

My name Anna Black I have big round C cup breasts pink nipples and big ass and Iam obsessed with sex I dream of it, I breath it , and live it, there something about having a big cock inside me that just turns me on . I have been this way for as long as remembered, I haven't been able to finish a day without being fucked I think if I did I wouldn't die , Doctor Shaun diagnosed me as sex Addict on November 10th 2005 , I lived like this unable to think of nothing but cocks watching porn and anything related sex and the temptations that won't let me sleep at night. Bieng the God of sex am cursed with a forbidden lustful love that can never have . follow my journey as try to find love in this cruel world

Reincarnated as a boy named nobita he was thrown into a world of different animes. Using his knowledge from the future of the parallel world he starts earning money to establish his foundation and protect his loved ones and enjoy the supernatural world..... but will he be able to save everyone? Or will he be turned to a evil being losing his own mind?? He's not gonna waste this new chance like a lazy person and will enjoy the life to the fullest. He'll unlock a Mercenary System as he travels around the multiverse through our favourite movies and animes helping people and earning rewards. He builds his harem as quickly as possible using his young face and tricking aunties eating them out, while waiting her there daughters to grow. Very very evil Mc I tell you...!! . . . webnovel Friendly_Immortal Author: Friendly Immortal Fantasy, Business, Harem, Romance Ongoing · 100K+ Views 20+Chs Synopsis [Authors note: I hope you all like this.] *** I want you all to keep on supporting me and help me improve myself. Bonus chapters on, 150 Power Stones: 1 chapter 300 Power Stones: 2 chapters 450 Power Stones: 3 chapters As for golden tickets 1 golden tickets: 1 bonus chapter 5 golden tickets: 2 bonus chapters 10 golden tickets: 3 bonus chapters The same goes for gifts A Dragon: 1 bonus chapters A Magic Castle: 3 bonus chapters A spacecraft: 4 bonus chapters A Golden Gachapon: 5 bonus chapters Thanks for reading everyone, hope you will enjoy this. And, do check out my other novel, I have put it on hold for now, but will soon continue it again. __________ Milfs, Oyakodon, netori, family culture, mature women, virgins, harem, beautiful female leads, yandere, incest, anal, pussy, bdsm, mind break, training, mother-son, harem, milf, , aunt, college girl, school girl, bad boy, business, romance, beating villain being a bigger villain than them. Hentai, anime, porn, R18, sex oriented

A family, still reeling from the loss of their grandmother, returns to their ancestral home for Christmas, only to discover that the house holds a dark and sinister secret. As they try to unravel the mystery, they're stalked by a malevolent entity that's been awakened by their presence. But just when all hope seems lost, Santa Claus arrives to save the day, banishing the entity and bringing peace back to the family.

He is a devil; she is an angel. An angel and a devil are never meant to be. But what fate awaits them here? **Oscar Lorenzo Bernadetta** is the most dangerous, wealthy, and handsome man in the country. He shattered millions of hearts when he married a woman. But, to the good fortune of those unknown women, he got divorced. One day, as he was on his way to pick up his son from school, he encountered a wild woman. Not only did she crash her bike into his car, but she also humiliated him, making him buy her a new bike. To top it off, she stole his son's heart—his bottom line! He thought he would never see her again after that incident. But God had different plans; she became a teacher at his son’s school. "I want my piano teacher as my tutor at home," Little Charlie declared. "And why would I do that?" Oscar asked, eyebrows raised. --- "Twenty thousand dollars to be a tutor! Which idiot would offer you that much?" Oscar growled in frustration at the eccentric woman in front of him. "You, idiot," she said with an innocent smile, making his veins pop out. "I’ll offer five thousand dollars. Take it or leave it," Oscar declared, rising from his seat. "You will get twenty thousand dollars," came the little tyrant's voice again. Oscar felt the urge to pull his hair out and spank both the big kid and the small one, but he refrained to maintain his image. "I won’t pay for her," he seethed. "No need. My grandma will pay," the little tyrant said, driving Oscar closer to madness for the umpteenth time. --- As expected, she caused chaos in his home and stole his heart in the process. Just when his heart was fully hers, his ex-wife reentered his life, threatening to tear everything apart. But little did they know, his ex-wife didn't come to reconcile; she came to destroy him and her biological son while revealing his darkest secrets. Why did she do that? Will her presence change everything? Will his secrets scare her away? What drove his ex-wife to turn against him and their own blood? **Read the story to find out more.**

Meet the Whimsy family, a one-of-a-kind crew where chaos and comedy go hand-in-hand! From Grandma’s DIY rocket experiments to Dad’s obsession with becoming a viral TikTok chef, every day is a laugh riot.

With her mother being in the hospital, her father messing up with unpaid debt, losing her lifelong dream to become a singer, and losing her job, everything in Kaya's life seemed to be crumbling in front of her eyes. And there is nothing she could do about it. She thought this was the end for her and wished for a miracle. But as a grown-up who believes in miracles? But miracles do happen. Sylvan Park is the Emperor of the business world. From fashion lines, and entertainment businesses to hotels and restaurants, there is nothing he doesn't own. There is nothing he can't buy . . . except his grandmother's life. Sylvan loves his grandmother more than anything else in this world but he knows she is dying and he can't do anything about it. The only thing he can do is fulfill her grandma's last wish: Marry someone he loves. But when Sylvan claims he would fix everything in Kaya's life, was it just a business offer or something else? Whatever it is, the more they dive into each other the more it's hard to get out. They can not escape each other anymore. Fate had connected them long before they collided. But don't worry, They Don't Fall in Love, or at least that's what they say.

Join the story of a Granny who is on her death, recounting the story of her love life and how she met her husband.

When monsters from another dimension overrun Earth, humanity strikes a desperate deal with a mysterious alien force. In exchange for salvation, Earth’s youth are transported to alien worlds to train as warriors—but the true cost of this pact remains unknown. Chase, Kellie, Arthur, Belinda and Selena, five teenagers shaped by the chaos, embark on a perilous journey to grow stronger, conquer monsters, and unlock the power of their unique bloodlines. As Chase rises, his charisma and strength attract powerful allies—and lovers—from across worlds, forming a harem of beautiful and voluptuous women from different races. Faced with relentless dangers and a looming cosmic threat, they must uncover the truth behind humanity’s deal and fight to secure a future for all. Will their bonds and newfound strength be enough to overcome the darkness ahead? MC is not a mindless idiot controlled by his dick so don't expect him to have sex with all the women he meets. Although there will be sex scenes, this novel is not a porn novel, I intend to focus on the storyline. NOTICE!!! Thank you for your support and feedback! After careful consideration, I’ve revised the story starting from Chapter 25 due to errors and inconsistencies. To align better with the new direction, please skip directly to Chapter 72. Your patience and understanding mean everything—thank you for being part of this journey! Check out my other novel - Lord Of Harem Remember After Reading Chapter 25 Skip to 72

Our main Protagonist in this novel is Fila and Dilin is her lover.Her most nearst person is Hila her grandma and her brother spencer....She is tomboy type girl..She got admission in university where she hides her identity as a Thailand 1st richest person's daughter and heiress of EVE group and she is Queen in mafia world, there her name is phantom lord and her rival is bloody omega.....but bloody omega is one of her most nearest person and no one know about there true identities...wanna know there true identities just read my novel.....

*Ping!!!* -[Congratulations, you have won the H.E.A.D.I.E.S award for best porn actor, three years in a row!!!] Alex Turner, a struggling accountant, suddenly finds himself in the body of Jason Rivers, Hollywood's golden boy known for his pulverizing roles in the porn industry, after they both suffer near-fatal accidents. Thrilled and overwhelmed by his newfound fame and fortune, Alex discovers he's been granted an additional supernatural gift: [System Activated: Divine Cashback Initialized] [Current Balance: $0] [Spend Money to Make Money!] Now in possession of Jason's connections, influence, and smoking hot body, Alex dives headfirst into the world of celebrity, determined to climb even higher up the social ladder. He quickly learns to leverage the divine rebate system, turning every dollar spent into a multiplied return and reveling in the power it brings. [New Purchase: $1,000 Designer Suit] [Cashback Earned: $5,000] [Level Up! Charm +10] As Alex welcomes the glitz and glamour of Hollywood in Jason's body, he embraces the temptations that come with his newfound wealth and status. With the system as his secret weapon, Alex sets out to become an even bigger star than Jason ever was, enjoying every perk and pleasure that comes his way. And the perks couldn't get bigger than the secret he discovered. "What? A secret cult that runs all of Hollywood?!!!" From luxurious red carpet events to tantalizing escapades with seductive models. As the stakes get higher and the women come in all shapes, colour and sizes, Alex must do two things, survive and spend to earn!! ***** Additional tags: #Exhibitionism #Voyeurism #Harem #Supernatural #AdultContent #Romance ...

To avenge his mom and grandma's death, Kwasi travelled across the world to explore, discover and build his gift and abilities which was a threat and a disaster to humans when they were told by a human face looking Beast it was. Kwasi only had in mind to build his gift to its summit level of cultivation to become irresistible and nothing else, but in the end, he become the master Beast of all nations.

in two worlds where mystical creatures exists, a duel is held to see the strongest of all creatures to take over the empire and rule . coden kai qin the ceo of LNC group industry ruthless and cold usually gets every thing he wants had a one night stand with alessandria yates the upcoming actress due to a plan set by his enemy's to humiliate him . pah! her step mom slapped her "you wretched girl where were you last night?" her mom died when she was 10 and her dad remarried she was left with her dad and grandma who loved her very much she travelled to country z to get away from problems and start a new life but she entered the wrong territory coden kai will stop at no rate to claim his little bird she was his life,obsession mysteries will unfold what secret is coden hiding from her? will alessandria accept coden and fall in love with him read this book.

Ryna was living a perfect life until she died in an accident. She was a famous girl with many secret identities and mistakes that she had made in her teen age. Her life was not easy with many friends that destroyed her life in high school and she died without revenge. But God gave her a second chance and she will live it to fulfill. Si Yehan was the school hunk and was the mysterious business man whom nobody knows. He went to school to look for a fiancee that his grandmother has chosen and to marry her to fulfill his grandma's last wish. ******** "Mm... let me think about it. Yes! I can accept you as....my…my.." Ryna was muttering and suddenly an idea popped out and she said….."Apprentice!!" Si Yehan: -_-""??! He got trapped as her student by her words just because of asking for lunch?? He, who always trapped others in his words, was now trapped by words of a girl??? ********** "Where should I sit?" Si Yehan said, making an innocent face. "Why are you asking me?" Ryna said her face was red from embarrassment the whispers of students around her. "You are my teacher." He said, making a thoughtful expression. Ryna was dumbfounded. "•_•'? ...... What's the fate between them? You can find with me in this novel. ******* Volume 2; Her Return Volume 3; ??? This is my first novel. Please support it if you like it. English is not my first language so if there is any mistake you can tell me in the comment section. The cover pic is not mine credit goes to the owner. I just edited it. This is my original work. All copyrights belong to me. ......... Instagram: love.q120

Peter gained a new ability, the Trainer System, which allowed him to gain 10% of the status increment from the disciple he trained and see the best method to train them. However, there was something strange. The world was reversed and the role of men and women have been flipped. Not only that, but the morals code had also been reversed! That didn't change his goal. [Ava Aesir has become your disciple.] [Telekinesis learned.] [Best training method: Increase Focus by watching porn videos and notice every detail of what the actors and the actresses did.] He would become the best Awakeners trainer in the world and built a dream team.

There's this story my grandma used to tell me when i was a kid or i may say a "tale"! "world of unknown" the deepest secret of darkness where an unknown creatures used to gather. A place that no humanity exist! Well to start this story, I want you all to listen and feel beyond your imagination as i am bringing you to the deepest secret of a forest called "Encantada" where the darkness and evolution of humans start. It may be just a story to all of you but somehow a story can be real except on how you put it. "Hi I'm Juanita the last halfling of this generation" I come from a bloodline of so called "healers" Passed down by every generations and my mother was not one of them she may be have the blood of a healer running through her veins but don't have the ability to heal or to curse. She was an outcast. And being an outcast wasn't so bad after all as she can freely do whatever she wants. No rules and sacrifices to follow. She is free as the wind not until he met my father. And that's the start of our clan's reign downfall by the illusionist of a humanoid form! A mistake that is bound to happen. "A cursed child was born"

Dick's life has always been sh*t—bullied, belittled, and ignored by his family. But when he stumbles upon a mysterious system that gives him the power to dominate both his body and the people around him, everything changes. No more playing the victim. Now, he's the one pulling the strings, and he's not just going to survive—he's going to thrive. With his newfound strength and confidence, Dick rises from the ashes of his pathetic life. From gym conquests to manipulating his family, no one is safe from his plans. Whether it's his stepsister, spoiled rich girls, or even the women who thought they were untouchable, Dick takes what he wants, and they all submit in the end. This isn’t your fairytale redemption arc. This Cinderella f*cks. Warnings: Power Games Galore: Expect manipulation, mind games, and a whole lot of domination. Nobody’s safe from Dick’s rise to power—whether they like it or not. Explicit Sexual Content: This isn’t a romance novel; it’s a f*ckfest of control. Detailed sex scenes abound, so if you're here for the smut, strap in. Soft-Incest Tag: Yes, there's family drama... but not the kind you're used to. Step-siblings, step-mothers, and step-cousins are all on the table(or on the bed, counter...)—and, let’s just say, things get complicated. Psychological Warfare: Dick plays with minds as much as bodies. Expect emotional manipulation, submission, and plenty of characters wrestling with power dynamics. Revenge Served Hot: Bullied? Belittled? Ignored? Not anymore. This is a revenge story with a twist—Cinderella might be f*cked over, but he’s doing the f*cking now. Not Your Grandma’s Fairytale: No swooning heroines or happy endings here (well, those kinds of happy endings). This is dark, gritty, and unapologetic. Morally Gray at Best: The characters don’t play nice. This is a story about power, domination, and control, where morality is often optional. Strong Language: If you don’t like swearing or sharp-tongued characters, this isn’t the story for you. Expect plenty of harsh words to go with the harsh deeds. Abso-fucking-lutely No R*pe, Forcing, Drugging, or H*rassing: Everything that happens is consensual, even when it’s manipulative. No lines are crossed when it comes to force or coercion.

Adrian Huh, I snapped out of it and look around me to see Stephano, Nathan, Bruce, and the newest addition that I don't fully trust Martin all seated waiting for me, and by my side is my trusted aide and best friend Dave “Ok let's begin, we are gathered here today because we've agreed to work hard to solve the mystery surrounding my father's death and unfortunately we are as close to finding something as Harry is to having a beard”. We all laughed because my younger brother is such a baby, well a mean baby but someone has been curbing him surprisingly, Harry is just approaching 23 but he's still young and childish, so he can't be here, he also can't know the truth. I was about to tell them to get serious when she burst in through the door knocking from it's hinges, wow, she looks angry but she made me angrier for wrecking this door, this is my grandma's favorite room in all of Lidapton, she's not going to be happy. “Adrian, I can take so many things but this, those tiny small brats have been disrespecting me, brats that even Chloe can handle without battling an eye, not only that but the maids as well but I simply ignored all of that because I came to Lidapton to get experience but.... I didn't let her finish before yelled in anger “Aisha leave this room this instant! there's an important meeting going on and your obstructing it, I don't have time for your temper tantrums, you'll do what is asked of you, and you'll leave when I tell you too”. I obviously said this because we were in an important meeting and she has been complaining about everything and I just couldn't take it anymore. Everywhere was quiet, the tension hung thick in the air, everyone watched with bated breath to find out what she'll do, everyone in the room knows her and her strong tendencies. While, the tension was getting thicker, a small laughter broke the silence, it was small at first but then it became a full blown laughter, I couldn't believe it, why was she laughing, she immediately came to stand in front of me, she poked my chest in a very painful way and looked even more furious than before. “Listen and listen good Mr Lidapton, I'm many things but I don't take orders and no one, absolutely no one has the right to command me”. She stopped after saying that and I thought she was done but. “Yoy maybe taller than me but that doesn't make me short, I may have no choice but to look up to you but do remember, (she forcefully pulled me down while tightly holding my collar)“I can make you look down to me, (it took me a while to understand that she had pulled me down so of course I look down[Lower than her or her level]to her, it was obvious, she was threatening me, she left my collar and headed for the door but Dave stepped in just in time to whisper something to her, she stopped,turned to stare wide eyed, she looked adorable, then she made a weird face that made me want to laugh so hard and mouthed “I'm sorry” and just left. I signalled Dave and he told me he what he told her, “I told her you were having a small gathering for your friends”. Bruce was the first to speak “It looks like yours will be the hardest to handle” “Yes,(sigh) it will be”.