Tu Mama Meme

"Coquin, je vais sortir pour faire quelque chose, donc je ne peux plus m'occuper de toi. Tu peux descendre de la montagne et t'amuser. Mais si tu ne trouves pas quelqu'un qui correspond à ton Corps Inné Pure Yang en trois ans, tu es fini!" Ce sont les derniers mots que l'ancien, qui était le professeur de Yang Luo, lui jeta avant de disparaître. Pendant ce temps, ayant maîtrisé la plupart des compétences de son maître, Yang Luo descendit de la montagne et fit son premier pas dans la civilisation pour la première fois en des années. Avec ses compétences médicales et ses arts martiaux inégalés, il se lance dans un voyage, se liant d'amitié avec de nouveaux alliés et écrasant tous les ennemis qui se dressent sur son chemin, alors qu'il tente de résoudre sa constitution de Corps Inné Pure Yang, et de cultiver jusqu'au sommet du monde!

Question : "Quand un jour d'été, tu trouves un concombre apparaissant inexplicablement sur le vagin d'une belle femme dans le salon, comment devrais-tu la sauver ?" ”A. Le retirer“ ”B. L'aspirer“ ”C.**********“ Des années plus tard, quand Li se souvenait de cette scène, il se haïssait de ne pas avoir choisi C... --------- "Aïe, qu'est-ce qui me presse ?" Meng Lin s'exclama instinctivement, regarda immédiatement vers le bas, et en voyant le contour alarmant, elle s'exclama surprise, "Qianfan, pourquoi as-tu mis ta canne blanche dans ton pantalon ? Tu as peur que quelqu'un la vole ? Laisse ta belle-sœur t'aider à la sortir !" Sur ces mots, Meng Lin tendit la main… ------ "Belle-sœur, tu te masturbais ?" Li Qianfan fit semblant d'être choqué. "Un concombre est tombé dans mon vagin, peux-tu m'aider à le sortir ?" Pas étonnant que sa belle-sœur avait l'air si assoiffée ; c'était parce qu'elle était souvent insatisfaite. "Belle-sœur, ne pleure pas, je vais te l'aider à le sortir tout de suite !" Après avoir offert du réconfort, Li Qianfan posa sa paume sur la cuisse de Meng Lin et commença à se déplacer lentement vers l'endroit où le concombre était immergé……

``` [Le roman urbain le plus chaud de 2022] Pour sauver quelqu'un, un pauvre garçon a inopinément acquis du Sang de Dragon comme fortifiant corporel et a même dormi avec une belle PDG. Par un coup du sort, il est devenu le garde du corps de cette PDG, entamant ainsi un incroyable renversement de situation. La PDG, "Viens dans ma chambre ce soir pour parler travail." Long Fei, "Tu essayes de me tuer ? En parler tous les jours pendant un mois, tu ne peux pas me laisser souffler ?" ```

—¿Te gusta leer, Rizos?, preguntó Darío. —¡Sí! Es una forma de escapar, ¿No crees? El sonrió, no de forma amable si no de burla. —¿Escapar de qué, exactamente? ¿De tu vida?.

Le jeune maître de la famille Zhekova s'est approché de Cindy Clarke avec un vieux téléphone et a dit, "Tu as laissé tomber ceci il y a cinq ans, et je l'ai ramassé. Tu le nies encore ?" Il y a cinq ans, elle a été piégée et est tombée enceinte. Cindy Clarke n'aurait jamais imaginé que le père de son fils s'avérerait être le Prince Charmant que toute la nation adorait. Elle avait un père faible, une mère calculatrice, et une sœur qui complotait pour lui nuire ? Tout cela n'avait pas d'importance ! Adrian Zhekova a dit, "Tout ce qu'ils veulent, je te le donnerai. Qu'ils soient jaloux." Si ses adversaires diffamaient Cindy Clarke ? Adrian Zhekova a dit, "Je fermerai leur compte." Tu n'aimes pas ça ? Supporte-le ! Morgan Clarke a dit, "Sanglot, sanglot... Arthur Woods dit que je suis un enfant illégitime sans papa." Après la faillite de la famille Woods, Adrian Zhekova s'est tourné vers Cindy Clarke et a demandé, "Quand vas-tu officialiser notre relation ?" Cindy Clarke a répondu, "Depuis que je t'ai rencontré, c'est comme si j'avais un code de triche. Tout se passe comme je veux." Adrian Zhekova a répondu, "C'est exact, je suis ce code de triche."

Qiao Nan : Mince ! Je suis ta fille biologique, pourtant on dirait que j'ai été ramassée dans la rue. En fait, tu me traites encore pire que ça ! Mère Qiao : Qiao Nan, tu n'es ni aussi jolie ni aussi intelligente que ta grande sœur. Tu n'es pas aussi bénie qu'elle. Tu n'as pas le droit d'étudier, de te marier ou d'avoir ton bonheur ! Qiao Nan : Pourquoi n'ai-je pas le droit d'étudier, de me marier ou de chercher mon bonheur ? Je vais trouver un homme tout de suite et l'épouser ! Qiao Nan est sidérée en découvrant que l'homme juste à côté d'elle est une figure puissante du quad—la personne qui a les perspectives les plus prometteuses pour devenir le futur Chef. Qiao Nan fixe l'homme bien bâti devant elle. Il a des abdos solides et des yeux froids, glacials. Elle avale sa salive en prononçant ses salutations, "Bonjour, Chef !"

Back in 1996, when the daughter of the Old Xie family, Xie Wanying, said she wanted to be a doctor, many laughed. "Phoenix begets phoenix, dog spawns dog. A truck driver’s daughter becoming a doctor is as likely as a sow climbing a tree." "I’m not just going to be a doctor, I’m going to be a female chest surgeon," said Xie Wanying. Her words provoked even greater waves of disdain within the doctors' community. Relatives who were doctors ridiculed her mercilessly: "Do you know how high the admission scores are for medical students? Do you think you can make it?" "There are zero female chief chest surgeons in the country. Who do you think you are!" A bunch of people mocked her: "You'll probably only get into a third-rate medical college and end up as a health worker in a small county town. It's easy to imagine what sort of marriage you'll have." After the college entrance exams, Xie Wanying entered the top surgical class in the country with the highest science scores in the province, with department heads in the Capital’s top-tier hospitals vying for her from her internship beginnings. "Student Xie Wanying, come to our digestive surgery department." "No, she must come to our urological surgery—" "Pediatric surgery is in short supply of female doctors like student Xie Wanying." Circles of relatives and friends: … At this time, Xie Wanying independently completed the youngest Tetralogy of Fallot surgery in the country, represented the national association of chest surgery at an international medical forum, and published the world’s first minimally invasive heart valve repair surgery, becoming truly the foremost surgeon in the field of female surgery! As for the marriage concerns that everyone "worried" about: A brother from the Returned Overseas Faction, a hot bachelor within the Capital, changed his QQ profile picture to Junior Sister Xie. The young CEO, a handsome man, came to the hospital every day with flowers, keen to offer a diamond ring. Not to mention, a whole host of suitors had long since worn a path to the Old Xie Family's doorstep...

Jeder wusste, dass die junge Frau Shen, nachdem sie von einem wilden Mann verlassen worden war, selbstsüchtig wurde und schwanger wurde, ohne zu heiraten. Nachdem sie aus ihrem Haus vertrieben worden war, verfiel sie in einen Zustand der Verzweiflung. Die berüchtigte Shen Ruojing erschien jedoch auf dem Geburtstagsbankett der alten Madam der Familie Chu. Alle verhöhnten sie. "Diejenigen, die Millionen an Geschenken schicken, sitzen an einem Tisch, während diejenigen, die Dutzende Millionen an Geschenken schicken, am anderen sitzen." "Frau Shen, wie viel haben Sie gegeben?" Die Menge wartete darauf, dass sie sich lächerlich machen würde, aber Shen Ruojing zog einen entzückenden kleinen Jungen hinter sich hervor und sagte: "Entschuldigen Sie, Madam, an welchem Tisch wird Ihr ältester Enkel sitzen?" *** Shen Ruojing wollte ihre Zeit mit Faulenzen verbringen, stieß aber bei der Familie auf unterschiedliche Weise auf Ablehnung. "Wir haben erstklassige Hacker, Musikmeister, Technikexperten... Jeder ist in dieser Familie bekannt. Was bringst du mit?" Shen Ruojing rieb sich das Kinn. "Nun, all die Dinge, die du erwähnt hast ... Ich kenne mich mit allem ein bisschen aus." Ihre drei bezaubernden Kinder standen neben ihr und nickten unisono: "Wir können bezeugen, dass Mama wirklich von allem ein bisschen weiß!"

After time-traveling, she unexpectedly becomes the ancient version of Cinderella. Not only is her fiancé stolen by her sister, but she is also pushed away by her father— What a joke! She's always been the one to butcher others, and now it's their turn to act arrogant?! Hit her? Sure! One needle will make sure you can never lift your right hand again! Insult her? Fine! One kick will send you down the icy lake to feed the carps! Assassinate her? Great! Make it so they can't see the sunlight of tomorrow! No problem! She's the "Sorceress of the World" who plays both the black and white. She wants to see who between them is more bloodthirsty and who is more ruthless! Only after marrying into the Royal Mansion does she find out that Ghost King is quite different from the rumors outside. Not only is he poisoned with a strange toxin and has to take medicine daily, but he also suffers unbearable pain every night when the moon is full. Seeing his frail appearance, she gradually lowers her guard and starts to feel pity for him. She swears that whoever made him like this, she will repay them a thousandfold, no, ten-thousandfold! However, this man seems to be quite different from what she initially thought... ——————————————————————————————— [Scene Appreciation One] "The King, King Jing is pestering the Princess—" "Castrate him." "Young Master Shangguan sends love letters to the Princess—" "Chop them off." "Imperial Concubine is bullying the Princess—" "Dethrone her." "The Demon Domain is seizing our territories—" "Find their master, kill the males, and send the females to the barracks." "King, the Princess is the master of Demon Domain..." "Oh? Make way and give the territories to the Princess!" "Yes..." "Tell the Princess, what's mine is hers——" "This..." "My people are hers, so naturally the same goes for material possessions——" "Uh..." "Didn't the Princess fancy Wuji Palace before? Serve it and send it to her!" "Pfft..." "Ask the Princess what else she likes. If she wants the throne, this King will seize it!" A certain guard collapses with foam at his mouth, convulsing all over. [Scene Appreciation Two] "Miss, there is someone willing to pay a fortune for your husband's head." A man in black clothes respectfully stands outside the red gauze, while inside, a woman affectionately snuggles into the man's embrace. "How much?" The woman chuckles lightly. "Five thousand taels of gold." "What a bargain... My Lord, why don't you give me ten thousand, and we'll call this matter off—." The woman's delicate fingers ignite a series of flames on the man's body. "What if I say no—." The man grips the woman's tender hand and lightly pecks it against his lips. "Qi'er, show no mercy, issue the 'Zhuiming Seal', kill Ghost King and reward ten thousand taels of gold, along with an 'Annual Best Assassin Award'." "Qi'er, are you going to murder your husband?!" "You dare!" New people, new story, thank you for your support!

que pasa cuando todo entu vida se va al carajo? pues, acabas con aquello que acabo con todo lo bueno de tu vida y vuelves a empesar una nueva vida intentando que tu pasado no se venga contra ti.

Aruna tidak pernah tahu kenapa mamanya sangat membenci dirinya dari kecil hingga dewasa dia harus menerima perlakuan yang tidak adil dari mamanya tidak seperti perlakuan mamanya pada Mouly adiknya, tapi beruntung Aruna memiliki nenek yang sangat menyayangi nya dan selalu membelanya serta papa yang selalu peduli padanya meskipun harus selalu bertentangan dengan mamanya.. Meskipun orang tuanya kaya raya tapi Aruna tetap hidup dengan kesederhanaan penampilan nya pun biasa saja tidak seperti orang kaya pada umumnya. Kehidupan Aruna juga kembali berubah setelah bertemu dengan lelaki bernama Kayasya dia adalah CEO di tempatnya berkerja. Bagaimana kisah Aruna dan Kayasya? Dan bagaimana pula Aruna harus menerima kenyataan pahit dalam hidupnya?

“No matter what, never fall for the vampire king.” Kiara Whitman always knew her fate was twisted because she is the first hybrid, but things took a drastic turn when she was offered a contract marriage with the ruthless Valerian King. There was just one clause on the contract: "Falling for Adriel Valerian is equivalent to death.” But how could she follow such a clause? Her heart raced under his gaze, and when he spoke, her thoughts became foggy. It was clear as day that if the clause was meant to keep her alive, she wouldn’t survive. Unfortunately, Adriel, the vampire king, didn’t feel the same for her because he had his own plans for the hybrid princess; she was the key to everything he craved—his ultimate freedom from hell. He had sworn never to let himself fall for her because it would be messy; he had to be smart, vigilant, and stay in control. What will happen when Kiara finds out the real reason behind the contract marriage? Or when she discovers that she was just a tool for survival all along, just a possession to the vampire king and nothing less? Will she decide to leave for good or stay to find out her purpose? Or at least seduce the vampire king, if at all that’s possible.

"Ayoko Mama! Dito lang ako. 'Tsaka Ma, sino 'yang bestfriend mong 'yan? Baka patayin din ako tulad ng ginawa mo sa akin kanina Mama," mariing tutol ko sa gusto ni Mama. "No, Dos. That's final. Nakausap ko na siya kanina at nagkasundo na kami. Ihahatid ka bukas ni Aya doon. Huwag kang mag-alala, mabait 'yon basta matino ka," sabay ngisi sa akin ni Mama. Ano kayang naghihintay kay Dos sa mansion kasama ang babaeng magpapatino sa kanya?

TÓM TẮT: “Tu Chân Xứ Việt” (The Cultivation in Vietnam/ 修真越地) của tác giả Mạt Na là hứa hẹn sẽ là một tuyệt tác tiên hiệp pha lẫn hiện thực nhân gian, đầy bi tráng và sâu sắc. Câu chuyện xoay quanh Trần Uyên, một tu tiên giả đạt Trúc Cơ đại viên mãn, nhưng phải vượt qua muôn ngàn thăng trầm thời cuộc, nếm trải đủ cay ngọt trên con đường truy cầu đạo pháp. Mang vẻ ngoài lạnh lùng, hắn là người khiêm hạ, sống ân oán phân minh, lòng trắc ẩn nhưng không vướng mắc vào tham luyến nhân thế. Trần Uyên lựa chọn ẩn mình nơi sơn phong hẻo lánh miền Trung Việt Nam, bắt đầu con đường tiên lộ trên chiều dọc đất nước. Hắn không ngừng đột phá tu vi, từng bước phá vỡ xiềng xích của Vô Minh và tham ái, ngộ ra chân lý sâu xa của thiên địa. Từ một tu giả cô độc, hắn trở thành bậc tỉnh thức, sẵn sàng dấn thân vào kiếp nạn thế gian để cứu giúp những sinh linh hữu duyên với hắn. “Tu Chân Xứ Việt” là một hành trình vĩ đại của đạo tâm, đầy những suy tư nhân sinh, những cuộc chiến nội tâm, và ánh sáng hy vọng giữa màn đêm trần thế.

At the beginning of creation a single word was spoken, and from it came all. The impact of a single word grows into a thought that shapes creation. As such, I will share my random thoughts here. Don’t expect anything and expect everything.

Cassandra dia paling suka mengusik boss dia, Dato' Hardy Lee. Ada sahajalah plan dia nak mengusik mood bossnya itu. tak bergaduh dengan Amirah, memang tak sah! Dah diberi amaran, tetap dibuatnya lagi sehingga Dato' Hardy Lee pun dah muak dengan perangai pekerjanya yang satu ni. Tak tahulah nak buat apa dengan budak Cassandra tu. kalau dipecat, sayang pulak! Alahai! Pening! Cassandra ni nakal tahap dewa tau, lepas kena marah. dia usik lagi Dato'muda tu. sabar jelah Dato' Hardy Lee.

I stood still as I was in front of the cold man before me. I stared with a firm gaze as I looked for words to say. "I admit, Jordan is your son." I said with a firm gaze and his eyes were on me as I spoke. "So you spent the whole fvcking 5 years not even telling me." he snickered and I looked at him with so much fright. "But we both know you are a beast and you don't have a heart, so please, let me just take my son and we will be out of you're life." I said and held little Jordan in my hands. Quickly, I turned to leave but as I was about to walk out, his next words put me in a halt. "You are not going anywhere with my son. I will take care of him weather you like it or not." he insisted with a cold glare, restricting my movement. I knew I was not going to get anywhere with an argument with him. He was death; a beast; always having his ways in things he does and I knew I couldn't fight him. For a moment I thought. Maybe I should leave Jordan with him, then come visit him. That would be quite right and easy for me. I gathered some courage and now spoke, "Fine then, I'll just come and visit him. So please, take good care of him." I muttered, and the fact that guilt is eating me for all of those years I spent not telling him made me say those exact words. "Visit? Who said you will just be visiting him? You will come and live with him." he said with a husky voice and fear gripped me. "No never, I will never go back there again." I sneered and quickly turned to hurry off, but he grabbed my hands, pulling me back and trapping me against the wall. I could feel the heat of his body so close to mine, and his domineering gaze lowering on me making my heart race while I stared right into his eyes he boldly locked on mine. "It's either you come or die then, Mia." he said and smirked. For a moment, I forgot to breath. •••••••• It has always been hard for Mia Hills as she was working for her grandmother. She was an orphan and lived with her sick grandmother, trying so hard to pay for her grandmother's medical bills. Out of desperation she went to DEATH a deadly man who was ruthless and cold. She did one thing she didn't want to do; she sold her virginity to the beast in exchange for money. After her one stand with death she promised herself that she'd never get linked to death again but when she found out that she is pregnant, her world turned out to be crumbling. Not just any child but DEATH'S CHILD.

que se passe t il lorsque tu te retrouves obligé de partager ta vie avec une personne que tu n'as pas choisis et qui donne l'impression de te mépriser ?

Namaku Antonio, lahir dari perempuan biasa... tapi tak ada yang tahu dalam darahku mengalir Devil, Angel dan manusia sekaligus tanpa diketahui siapa ayahku ... keluarga besar mamaku memasukan aku ke biara agar pendeta bisa mengawasiku, karena mereka sudah membunuhnya ? atau masih hidup ...

Il tempo non si può fermare. Tu sì, ma non lui. La vita continua. Ricomincia, si muove, va avanti, senza guardare in faccia nessuno. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza guardarti alle spalle? Quando il passato diviene cenere ciò che puoi fare è costruirci sopra, che sia poi fatto coi pugni stretti ed i nervi tesi, il futuro che ti aspetta. Pieno di pericoli, di sfide, di fughe, di guai, di corse, di nuovi problemi e di nuove minacce a cui non sai dare un nome. Fra segreti svelati e nuove realtà misteriose non sempre si ha la soluzione, se non la morte su cui basavi le tue vecchie idee. Proprio là, dove si fermava sia la ragione che il suo contrario. E se il tempo non si può fermare neanche la resa dal passato lo può fare. Rimane solo da far fronte ad ogni cosa che ci si parerà davanti. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza averne paura? @copyright,tutti i diritti riservati

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?

En un mundo donde solo existes tú, todo lo que experimentas es creado por tu conciencia. Tienes la libertad de definir tu propósito y eres responsable de ello. Eres el creador de tu realidad y destino. ¡Tú eres todo lo que tienes y todo lo que llegarás a tener!

"Jamas podrás escapar de tu pasado, siempre, sea donde estés el te pedira cuentas" --

Tras años de ausencia, regresas a tu pueblo natal buscando consuelo en la familiaridad, pero lo que encuentras es un lugar envuelto en sombras y secretos que nunca imaginaste. Mientras extraños sucesos comienzan a rodearte, la línea entre realidad y pesadilla se difumina, y pronto descubres que nadie está realmente a salvo, ni siquiera tú. Atrapado en un entorno donde la confianza es un lujo y la soledad se siente como un enemigo constante, te adentras en un laberinto de misterios que parecen estar conectados a tu propio pasado. Cada paso que das te acerca más a la verdad, pero también a un peligro inminente que amenaza con consumirlo todo. En este viaje lleno de tensión y horror psicológico, debes confrontar los oscuros secretos del pueblo, las grietas de tu propia mente y las verdades que has estado evitando. ¿Tendrás la fuerza para enfrentarte a la oscuridad antes de que sea demasiado tarde?

little boy cried" mama mama papa where are we going" he sniffed "Carlos baby don't cry mama is here for you" she said " Stop playing around with that kid Margaret and pack the bags" father said  "mama papa please i do not want to go anywhere i want to stay here with Janette"the little boy thats not up to 10 years old "Carlos where we are going to you would find new friends infact more than a hundred friends" she said "Mama but i really like Janette she really friendly"the boy said  "They are here " the father said                                "Open the door or we will break it down" the village judge said "Honey what are we going to do"she said              "You and Carlos go through the back door ill b right behind you"   "  Honey I can't leave u here " she said "I said go now!"

"Dachtest du, wenn du mich heilst, würde ich dich mehr lieben?" Spöttisch packte er mich an den Haaren, während er mich zur Tür zog. "Du tust mir weh, Xavier", weinte ich und schlug schwach gegen ihn. Es gab nicht viel, was ich tun konnte. "Wenn ich dich jemals auch nur einen Zentimeter in meiner Nähe sehe", warf er mich gegen die Wand, "werde ich die Konsequenzen verdammen und dich töten. *** Mein Gefährte und ich waren dazu bestimmt, einander zu hassen, nur ein Akt wahrer Liebe oder Selbstlosigkeit des stärkeren Gefährten konnte unsere Schicksale auf den richtigen Weg bringen, aber sieben Jahre lang musste ich die Misshandlungen meines Gefährten und seine vermeintliche Liebe seines Lebens ertragen, bis ich eines Tages beschloss zu gehen. Ich ging, entschlossen, mich für immer vor ihm zu verstecken... aber ein paar Wochen später fand ich heraus, dass ich schwanger war.

"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". *** My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven years, I had to put up with my mate's abuse and his supposed love of his life until one day I decided to leave. I left, determined to stay hidden from him forever... but I found out I was pregnant few weeks later.

little boy cried" mama mama papa where are we going" he sniffed "Carlos baby don't cry mama is here for you" she said " Stop playing around with that kid Margaret and pack the bags" father said  "mama papa please i do not want to go anywhere i want to stay here with Janette"the little boy thats not up to 10 years old "Carlos where we are going to you would find new friends infact more than a hundred friends" she said "Mama but i really like Janette she really friendly"the boy said  "They are here " the father said                                "Open the door or we will break it down" the village judge said "Honey what are we going to do"she said              "You and Carlos go through the back door ill b right behind you"   "  Honey I can't leave u here " she said "I said go now!"

Al cumplir 16 años, una marca aparece en tu brazo: un sol o una luna. Esta marca decide tu destino, vinculándote a un clan al que deberás pertenecer. Pero la elección tiene un precio: abandonar a tus seres queridos y enfrentarlos en una guerra inevitable... Hasta la muerte.