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“Welcome to your new world! This system is here to help you survive and thrive here, but you have one mission. Rebuild the German Reich!”. These are the words Bruno Richthofen, a history buff who dies during a terror attack abroad, sees after waking up on an unkown sandy beach. Using this new and mysterious system he has access to a mix technology; whether it be weapons and vehicles from the 1940-50s to early jets, or modern medicine to nation building tools. Follow Bruno as he navigates this unknown world of magic and early firearms to rebuild German Empire. Will he be able to build a lasting empire, or will it crumble at his feet. Warning: This novel features graphic content ranging from general violence and racism to gore and viscera. The setting is that of early 1700s, and features views and beliefs from that era. Authors note: This is my first book, and any recommendations or comments are welcome. I’m always looking to improve. Furthermore, the views shown in this book do not necessarily represent my own, and are there simply for authenticity sake regarding the era. For the time being I’ll be writing everything in the book before maybe using AI to help flush things out until it can get the hang of things, said chapters will be marked with “(ai)” in title. Thank you in advance for reading!

Seorang pembunuh tak tertandingi, nama sandi: Hua, telah memulai kariernya sejak kecil. Catatan misinya sempurna dan siapa pun yang dianggap musuhnya akan berakhir mati tanpa mengetahui alasannya. Ketika perang berakhir, dia dikirim ke sebuah institusi di mana dia diawasi dengan ketat. Dokter yang bertanggung jawab memberinya sebuah novel wuxia biasa untuk dibaca. Sebuah longsoran salju terjadi setelah dia selesai membaca. Ketika dia bangun, dia telah berubah menjadi Nan Hua, putri muda dari keluarga militer yang kuat di novel yang dibacanya. Gadis itu juga tunangan karakter utama sebelumnya, yang akan mati karena menghalangi cinta karakter utama. Sekarang dia yang mengambil alih, siapa yang berani bertindak sembarangan di sekitarnya? Mereka tidak akan pernah tahu bagaimana mereka berakhir begitu tragis! Tapi... karakter utama, apa yang kamu lakukan berkeliaran di sekitarnya? Bukankah seharusnya kamu fokus pada perang yang akan datang dan menyelamatkan pemeran utama wanita kamu? Mengapa kamu mencoba segala cara untuk memenangkannya, ya?

THE UNFORGETTABLE CRUSH THAT SHOOK MY SOUL.       HEATHER'S POV; I'm Heather Morgan Claus the daughter of a middle class family from Brooklyn. I was born a typical brainiac the smartest of all my family members and most definitely the only child of my parents. I was born with what I call average beauty a blue eyes,golden afro hair due to my distant African gene, an average height of 6,4 feet a big boob and buttocks and also a slender curve with big hips that made me feel insecure.  Being lonely was a normal thing for me was a normal thing because I had no friends except my overprotective cousins Kyle and Jules. They made me feel special and loved more than anything in the world and I was thrilled to be with them. Boys never came along to date me basically because it's either I'm too tall for their liking or I'm too robust or too perfect and studious or even much of a nerd who can't match their tastes. Kyle and Jules made sure I was okay and boy did they beat the shit outta those knuckle heads who dared to mock me for my appearance. Soon enough all these fantasies all came to an end because while I was in tenth grade and they were in their twelfth grade they both fell in love with some girls from the neighbouring school and I was soon discarded and left out to fend on my own. I became an object of mockery and taunts from all sides. Years passed but the bullying didn't stop and soon afterwards some stupid bimbo and their boyfriend all came to join what they called fun by bullying me. Jake the leader of the zeals was by far the most handsome and he had an emerald green eyes, lovely red hair, kissable lips and a fine body and he was more of a greek god's personality. He had a commanding presence that sent shivers down my spine. I thought he was an epitome of beauty but like the saying goes beauty comes from within. He was a tyrant and he made my life a living hell with every given chance he got. Belle his girlfriend a blond haired girl with brown eyes and long slender legs always taunted me relentlessly. One day while I was heading to my locker I was bumped into by belle and her friends Chloe and Charis. They gave me a hard time and without mercy they shred my clothe and made me an object of perpetual laughter while they made fun of my SpongeBob underwear, Evans and Michael Jenkins popularly know as MJ tired to cover my naked body but Jake ordered them no to do so. He stared at my body with lust and contempt in his eyes making me wonder what I had ever done to him to deserve all the hate. The shame was too much to bear and when I was went home I scrolled through the school platform and it was all over the media and I fell into a complete depressed stage. Days turned to weeks and weeks to years and then one day after the prom prank I had endured I decided to jump from the third floor of the venue. The pain was too much to bear as crismon liquid surrounded me like a pool. The pain felt like home and after several minutes of comfort I felt like my consciousness was slipping into the abyss surrounded by darkness.

[Caution:The Title alone explains how matured the content is gonna be!] Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina. But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance? Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom. It’s going to be a wild ride. ––– [Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?] Jonny: what's that? [Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now] Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?. [If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy] Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role. _____ 100 Power stones 2 bonus Chapters 200 Golden Tickets 5 bonus Chapters 1 Magic Castle 10 bonus Chapters with any scene of your choice.... link to discord group https://discord.gg/rRdzxAV3

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

A 19 year old boy creating his own milf and older women haven harem inside a 18+ porn RPG game. This story will be set inside a fictional game world and the MC will only have women who are older than him in his harem.

OVER 2.8K+ VIEWS IN LESS THAN FOUR DAYS! Thank you so much! (Trigger/Story warnings BELOW) A murder in the woods reaches across the country from British Columbia to bring Abigail Abernathy into a strange town full of conspiracy, hidden dangers, & godlike eldritch monsters. For fans of horror, thrillers, intimacy, and suspense, enjoy ! Please Rate & Review ! Also any and all criticism is very welcome. I want to become a better writer! NEW ADULT Publishing Genre (New adult fiction books (NA) are narratives that explore the transition from late adolescence to early adulthood. They're considered the next step after young adult fiction and they're typically aimed towards readers aged 18-25) @nyxtheauthor.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/c/NyxTheAuthor Trigger warnings ! - Assault, violence, torture, mental torture, master and servant sexual roleplay, nudity, sex scenes. NOT written to be explicit, I just want to be honest with these characters and their stories. Therefore, I wont just skip sex scenes, violence, or romance, but also this isn't meant to be smut. There may be a SMUT version down the line. But for now this original version is just SPICY. There may be sex and gore, but it's not meant to be porn or pure horror. Let me know if you want more extreme or sexual stories, I may take this under advisement for other stories.

What happens when a girl gets sucked into a game, becomes the villainess and accidentally interests the heroine when they're young? Siyeon gets sucked into an Otome game after a long day at work! She reincarnates into the 8-year-old villainess, Amethyst, and tries to fix things ASAP! But, what happens when she accidentally helps the heroine when shes in a hard position and the heroine becomes obsessed with her? Siyeon attempts to avoid the heroine at all times! But the cute and persistent heroine won't give up and ignores all the love interests just for Siyeon. Siyeon needs to do something about this immediately! "Ame~ Marry me!" Felicity said with a large smile on her slightly sun-tanned face, her eyes shone in such a blue radiance that Amethyst almost hesitated to reject this proposal for nearly the thousandth time "Eh?" Amethyst said with a confused tone in her voice, as if it's been the first time shes heard this, "I thought we already were though?" Amethyst said casually, looking down at the pale hand holding on tightly to her newly-sewn dress. A sigh escaped from the young girl's mouth, blonde hair intertwining with her fingers as she spun it around, letting go of Amethyst, "You don't get me...do you? I mean, I knew you were dense, but not this dense." Felicity jumped back, turning around like a disappointed father finding out you've been watching porn...And you're 10 years old. "Let's get married. For real, this time." Felicity said, turning her head around and leaving a flustered yet tired Amethyst wondering how to get out of this situation this time. -Yuri/GL -Author is a minor!!! Please refrain from inappropriate comments -First 'official' story -Only second story Author(me) wrote -Slight Smutt(?) Sister is hungry for power stones and votes!!! Feed me!!!

What's the most important thing in cooking? Many would say, knowledge. Another mass would say, mentality and talent. But for Jack, a professional home cook, the most important is not those pretentious answer. Modern appliance! Modern equipment! Thus, the crisis he felt when he was thrown into another world was not his life, but. "Ah! No!! How can I sous-vide without plastic and vacuum sealer?! How can I know the exact temperature of my meat?!! What should I do without my smart oven!!! I could watch Spongebob while waiting, dammit!!" What gave him hope was the existence of magic. And thus, fueled by pure commitment to re-create his smart kitchenware, Jack travel far and wide, hoarding magical knowledge, and sometimes even create his own magic. But, some of these magics are forbidden by nature. And Jack used them consistently, accidentally mastering them, and unknowingly... caused mayhem. "Wh-what are you...?" "... A cook, sir." "Ho! Are ya that mage that spook my brats, eh? Ye'r the real deal, I thought yer not. Lads! I challenge you!!" "... please stop making a ruckus, you'll scare my livestocks. And also, I refuse. I'm just a cook." "I see. You're definitely strong. Huhu, I like you. Join me. I'll give your far better treatment than other organization. I promise in the name of Snow White." "But I'm just a cook, Miss..." Words traveled far and wide, carrying the news of a certain man's impossible achievement. Tall, handsome, strong, and insanely smart in magic. Oh, and a little bit mastery in culinary. Many was envious, and wish it was them. But the subject of this rumors now developed a habit of stress eating disorder, and lack of sleep. And staring at his ceiling at three in the morning, he lament. "Why does things turns out this way...?" "MAGE OF FORBIDDEN! I CHALLENGE YOU---" "Oh, for god's sake!"

Various short sex stories taken from different sources, most don't belong to me but to their respective authors

Looking for intense, bold, and wild hentai stories? Tired of short, repetitive tales that leave you unsatisfied? Frustrated by the lack of variety or long, engaging narratives? Look no further! This novel, or a world of short stories, is designed to fulfill your most intense desires. You might just find yourself adding it to your library after a few chapters. Get ready to dive into a world of relentless, thrilling scenarios with plenty of fuck and sex to keep the excitement going. What you can expect: Bdsm, rough encounters, forceful sex, rape, torture sex, fantasy sex manipulation, threesomes, multiple partners, anal scenes, and much more, all exploring the boundaries of desire. Enjoy a collection of wild and intense short stories that are sure to capture your imagination.

Love gives us the courage to dream, faith gives us the strength to believe, and determination gives us the resilience to persevere. With these three virtues, we can conquer fear, overcome doubt, and achieve greatness. ‎

Ryder has just found out that his girlfriend, Tori, of two years has been cheating on him with his so-called best friend, Nick. A week later he's getting his apartment remolded and is currently staying with a high school friend, Hunter, and his porn-watching friend, Ralph. Once Ryder has gotten over the breakup he finds love in the most unexpected of places but Ryder would not be prepared for the many secrets his lover has.

Warning ⚠️ R-18 “You’re mine now.” “You must be mistaken, I don’t belong to anybody. “Well, I think you’re the one mistaken if you think I, Aleksei, will ever let you go, Kukla.” When Aleksei and Ivanka cross paths on a remote, sandy beach in Indonesia—each escaping their own troubles—they share a fleeting but unforgettable night. Years later, Ivanka is living with secrets—some she keeps from the world, and some that are kept from her. After a shocking kidnapping pulls her into the dark heart of the Mafia underworld, Aleksei storms back into her life, claiming her as his to protect. But finding out who Ivanka really is proves to be the least of their problems. As dangerous forces close in, and buried family legacies surface, Ivanka realizes she might hold the key to ending a century-long mafia war. Will she embrace the role she's destined for, or fight to return to the life of normalcy she once knew?

Since I was born I've been a bit fragile. My bones are brittle with disease and my body constantly fighting itself. I missed many things in life and the world around me. I've never actually been in a classroom or had people other than family and it's been nine months since even they have visited. I missed championships and wars. I missed dances and celebrations. Sadly there was nothing I could do condemned to be in this hospital for all time. Calmly I studied the things I could never do like blacksmithing and combat strategies. Being male and this fragile is maddening but I'm sure it would be for anyone in my position. There is a new scientific discovery that's being unveiled today. I would have loved to be there and see it live but watching from the television is fine. I wonder what this quantum particle accelerator will bring with it. Maybe humanity will advance on this day and maybe before I die I might walk once on the beach. Watching this brilliant light show is amazing but slightly frightening at the moment it doesn't seem to be going the way it should. Havoc is ensuing within the testing site and people are rapidly being torn apart. It is horrifying but I can't look away as a black rift into the unknown best forth from seemingly nothing but thin air. The winds are swelling and the ground even here is shaking but I'm on the other side of the country. People are panicking in mass not knowing what to expect but then something willing violent bit happened as it looked like two worlds were merged in the blink of an explosion. The world has changed as what scientists would later call dimensional convergence. A message was heard in the heads of most humans that say as all manner of mythical creature appeared in mass! Our world had tripled in size and the message simply said “We don't know how we came but we are here to stay, let us have peace!” or so that's what I was told. What I heard though was “Time has not been kind so I will turn your greatest weakness into the ultimate power!” this is where is all began...and where the world started to end!

An ordinary high school boy named Max is in his basement watching porn and masturbating. When suddenly, a pop-up ad covered the whole screen! ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ ||FREE|| Congratulations! You won as the first person to watch porn 10000 times. You are hereby granted a once in a lifetime opportunity! Do you want to change your fate? Do you want to have sex with real women? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to be popular? Stop watching porn and SIGN UP now in our Universal Lust System! by Alien Universe Do you want to Sign Up? [YES] [NO] ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ WTF is this? Ads? What’s this thing saying?! So annoying! Sign up? This is just a scam! *tries to click ‘NO’* *accidentally clicked ‘YES’* ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ Thank you for Signing Up! Hope you have a fun time! - Alien Universe ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ “What? ARRGGGHHHHH! It hurts!” Max holds his head with both hands. *faints* ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ Welcome to The Lust System! [Max] [Level: 1] [Points: 0] [Skills] [Missions] [Store] [Women Conquered] ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________

A young Khan wakes up from a strange dream, a dream where he wore an armor of gold, ivory, and silk. Yet he lays on a mattress of some sort, wearing nothing but tattered rags. It was a dream, right? But it felt so real, the pain of metal piercing his neck, the impact of his dying body on the sandy floors of a world where the sky was a diminishing shade of turquoise, splotched with the occasional light, like a daunting prison cell. What an odd dream that was. (All content in this story is attributed to Deepwoken.)

In the enchanting island town, a high school senior named Lucas finds solace in the arrival of summer. Each year, as the sun begins to warm the sandy shores, he eagerly awaits the return of his best friend, Amelia. A foreigner with ethereal beauty and a heart as pure as the summer breeze. But there's a bittersweet catch - Amelia's family only comes to the island for work during these precious few months. As the days of their final high school year wane, Lucas realizes that their time together is about to be cut short. Amelia's family has decided that after graduation, they won't be returning to the island anymore, tearing her away from Lucas indefinitely. Determined not to let fate steal their bond, the two friends hatch an audacious plan. Fueled by the urgency of their impending separation, Lucas and Amelia create a bucket list, aiming to cram a lifetime of memories into one unforgettable summer. "Our Last Summer" is a gripping tale of love, friendship, and resilience. It's a heartwarming story of two souls who discover the true meaning of love and the strength that can be found in even the darkest of times. Will Lucas and Amelia be able to overcome the odds, or will fate deal them a cruel hand? Dive into this unforgettable summer adventure and discover the power of a love that can weather any storm.

My name Anna Black I have big round C cup breasts pink nipples and big ass and Iam obsessed with sex I dream of it, I breath it , and live it, there something about having a big cock inside me that just turns me on . I have been this way for as long as remembered, I haven't been able to finish a day without being fucked I think if I did I wouldn't die , Doctor Shaun diagnosed me as sex Addict on November 10th 2005 , I lived like this unable to think of nothing but cocks watching porn and anything related sex and the temptations that won't let me sleep at night. Bieng the God of sex am cursed with a forbidden lustful love that can never have . follow my journey as try to find love in this cruel world

Reincarnated as a boy named nobita he was thrown into a world of different animes. Using his knowledge from the future of the parallel world he starts earning money to establish his foundation and protect his loved ones and enjoy the supernatural world..... but will he be able to save everyone? Or will he be turned to a evil being losing his own mind?? He's not gonna waste this new chance like a lazy person and will enjoy the life to the fullest. He'll unlock a Mercenary System as he travels around the multiverse through our favourite movies and animes helping people and earning rewards. He builds his harem as quickly as possible using his young face and tricking aunties eating them out, while waiting her there daughters to grow. Very very evil Mc I tell you...!! . . . webnovel Friendly_Immortal Author: Friendly Immortal Fantasy, Business, Harem, Romance Ongoing · 100K+ Views 20+Chs Synopsis [Authors note: I hope you all like this.] *** I want you all to keep on supporting me and help me improve myself. Bonus chapters on, 150 Power Stones: 1 chapter 300 Power Stones: 2 chapters 450 Power Stones: 3 chapters As for golden tickets 1 golden tickets: 1 bonus chapter 5 golden tickets: 2 bonus chapters 10 golden tickets: 3 bonus chapters The same goes for gifts A Dragon: 1 bonus chapters A Magic Castle: 3 bonus chapters A spacecraft: 4 bonus chapters A Golden Gachapon: 5 bonus chapters Thanks for reading everyone, hope you will enjoy this. And, do check out my other novel, I have put it on hold for now, but will soon continue it again. __________ Milfs, Oyakodon, netori, family culture, mature women, virgins, harem, beautiful female leads, yandere, incest, anal, pussy, bdsm, mind break, training, mother-son, harem, milf, , aunt, college girl, school girl, bad boy, business, romance, beating villain being a bigger villain than them. Hentai, anime, porn, R18, sex oriented

Warning: Mature content, dark themes, psychological Status: Complete It all started one perfect night at the coast of the Mediterranean sea. I was standing on a beach with my feet laved in warm golden sand and my eyes fixed on the crushing waves. That is when trouble decided to walk by in a form of a handsome face with sandy blonde hair and dazzling enthralling killer smile. One look into his ocean blue eyes and I knew I wanted him as mine. And with just a touch of his lips on mine I was in love. But he belongs to her, my sister. You can call me the villain. I saw him first and he is mine to claim. I love him but he loves her. But my heart wants what is wants and that’s William Carter. When Adeline Pierce's Sister, Brittany introduce her fiancé to Adeline. Adeline had the shock of her life. Her sister’s fiancé, William Carter was the man that kissed Adeline two years ago on a beach and she is very much in love with him. Adeline vowed to make William hers at all cost. But two things stands in her way. Her sister, Brittany and her therapist Dr. Chris Owens who has sexy tattoos and a handsome face that she can't resist But William Carter has a malicious reasons for marrying Adeline's sister. He is seeking revenge. Will Adeline still go after William Carter her sister’s fiancé or would she surrender her heart to Dr. Chris Owens, her therapist ?

When monsters from another dimension overrun Earth, humanity strikes a desperate deal with a mysterious alien force. In exchange for salvation, Earth’s youth are transported to alien worlds to train as warriors—but the true cost of this pact remains unknown. Chase, Kellie, Arthur, Belinda and Selena, five teenagers shaped by the chaos, embark on a perilous journey to grow stronger, conquer monsters, and unlock the power of their unique bloodlines. As Chase rises, his charisma and strength attract powerful allies—and lovers—from across worlds, forming a harem of beautiful and voluptuous women from different races. Faced with relentless dangers and a looming cosmic threat, they must uncover the truth behind humanity’s deal and fight to secure a future for all. Will their bonds and newfound strength be enough to overcome the darkness ahead? MC is not a mindless idiot controlled by his dick so don't expect him to have sex with all the women he meets. Although there will be sex scenes, this novel is not a porn novel, I intend to focus on the storyline. NOTICE!!! Thank you for your support and feedback! After careful consideration, I’ve revised the story starting from Chapter 25 due to errors and inconsistencies. To align better with the new direction, please skip directly to Chapter 72. Your patience and understanding mean everything—thank you for being part of this journey! Check out my other novel - Lord Of Harem Remember After Reading Chapter 25 Skip to 72

*Ping!!!* -[Congratulations, you have won the H.E.A.D.I.E.S award for best porn actor, three years in a row!!!] Alex Turner, a struggling accountant, suddenly finds himself in the body of Jason Rivers, Hollywood's golden boy known for his pulverizing roles in the porn industry, after they both suffer near-fatal accidents. Thrilled and overwhelmed by his newfound fame and fortune, Alex discovers he's been granted an additional supernatural gift: [System Activated: Divine Cashback Initialized] [Current Balance: $0] [Spend Money to Make Money!] Now in possession of Jason's connections, influence, and smoking hot body, Alex dives headfirst into the world of celebrity, determined to climb even higher up the social ladder. He quickly learns to leverage the divine rebate system, turning every dollar spent into a multiplied return and reveling in the power it brings. [New Purchase: $1,000 Designer Suit] [Cashback Earned: $5,000] [Level Up! Charm +10] As Alex welcomes the glitz and glamour of Hollywood in Jason's body, he embraces the temptations that come with his newfound wealth and status. With the system as his secret weapon, Alex sets out to become an even bigger star than Jason ever was, enjoying every perk and pleasure that comes his way. And the perks couldn't get bigger than the secret he discovered. "What? A secret cult that runs all of Hollywood?!!!" From luxurious red carpet events to tantalizing escapades with seductive models. As the stakes get higher and the women come in all shapes, colour and sizes, Alex must do two things, survive and spend to earn!! ***** Additional tags: #Exhibitionism #Voyeurism #Harem #Supernatural #AdultContent #Romance ...

Peter gained a new ability, the Trainer System, which allowed him to gain 10% of the status increment from the disciple he trained and see the best method to train them. However, there was something strange. The world was reversed and the role of men and women have been flipped. Not only that, but the morals code had also been reversed! That didn't change his goal. [Ava Aesir has become your disciple.] [Telekinesis learned.] [Best training method: Increase Focus by watching porn videos and notice every detail of what the actors and the actresses did.] He would become the best Awakeners trainer in the world and built a dream team.

Zhang Yaming, who obtained his first bucket of gold from the Source of Life, decided to buy an island in Australia. Delicious crayfish, expensive abalone, fresh tuna, nutritious sea cucumbers, rampant crabs, and various deep-sea fish are all specialties of my family! Cute koalas, precious platypus, adorable kangaroos, fierce great white sharks, adorable turtles, and silly raccoons are all my pets! Blue sky, white clouds, sandy beaches, beautiful islands, this is the paradise in my eyes. Next, I will talk about my interesting life as an island owner in Australia!

Karl Goodman, an exceptional detective of the last century, standing shoulder to shoulder with Holmes and Poirot, is a former officer of the London police force. Growing weary of paperwork, he chose the path of detective work, successfully solving numerous shocking cases. He possesses the wealth of investigative experience akin to that of Mr. Holmes, coupled with an exceptionally sharp intuition and decisive action. Additionally, he shares Mr. Poirot's formidable logical reasoning abilities, meticulous observational skills, and a remarkably vivid imagination—qualities that have enabled Karl to crack extraordinary cases throughout his career. Now, allow me to unveil a few cases that occurred in and around London, giving you a glimpse of Detective Karl's remarkable talents.

Scottie Santos is just a normal 25 year old woman. She's a college graduate working as a secretary to the editor-in-chief for a popular magazine. Yep, life is treating Scottie extremely well. There's just one thing: Scottie Santos is a virgin. Okay, well, that's not the problem, really. She actually has a disgustingly obsessive porn addiction. It's something that constantly seems to be on her mind and even begins bleeding into her everyday life. So, Scottie decides that her only solution is going clubbing or hanging out with friends whenever she can to abstain from said addiction. But, on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, she struggles from 'Pure O' Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (something she's self-diagnosed herself with.) As she puts it, her mind can imagine anyone and anything between her legs, anyone and anything. These intrusive thoughts seem to plague her no matter what the situation which leads her to compulsively research her condition or 'train' her brain into having healthy sexual thoughts by consuming porn. So the only thing left to say is, what the fuck is Scottie supposed to do?

Awaken on mid-air. Raku, a middle aged salaryman involved in a tragic crash where his body was separated from body to limbs thrown inside a thick forest. Somehow a System called [The Administrator] appeared before him and proposed as he met every criteria to be reincarnated into another world, but he holds the offer as he left his USB at the office which contains porn files, CCTV footage and a photos of his crush, Luna. Desperate for a second chance, he was temporarily granted to roam the world again as a wandering ghost with a mission to retrieve his USB before someone else use it and then die peacefully without regrets. But luck was not on his side. Despite his attempt, Luna manage to browse the USB but she was so mad after found out the content that Raku kept was actually Luna biggest secret. The CCTV footage, that even Raku himself didn't know what it was. Luna crushed the USB along with the evidence and now she wanted him dead as she thought Raku knew all her secret and his sudden disappearance support her theory, but little did she know Raku was already dead and Raku himself are curious to find out what makes Luna so mad at him. He need to rediscover the CCTV footage and solve the mystery as a ghost. Luna, hunting for a dead man and Raku the dead, had to solve the mystery before someone discover his dead body or the chance to be reincarnate will disappear.

When life gives you "lemons" make? [The Interracial porn records] Or better known as the Erotic Records. It has been revered by gods. The number one symbol of peace. These records refer to the production and consumption of pornographic content that features individuals from different racial backgrounds engaging in sexual acts. In a world of diverse fantasy races, a man named Mastur Bate finds himself chosen by the Goddess of Erotica to embark on a sexual journey, one of pleasure. Bound by a divine mission, he is tasked with understanding the sexual intricacies of every fantasy race through intimate encounters. How many times do elves cum? What is an Imps kink? Do Succubi love giving feet jobs? How good is a dragon newts mouth game? Why do ogre girls have two puss? Equipped with unique skills and endowed with the blessings of the Erotic Goddess, Mastur, assisted by Felicity, an apostle of the Erotic Goddess begins his extraordinary expedition. Demon Puss, Angel Puss, Dragon Puss, Elven Puss, Fey Puss, Zombie Puss? Mastur can taste them all. Why? Because there's no limit to degeneracy. But, rest assured, this is all for a noble act. In order to save the world, he must do this... Ahem...

When Demon Lord, Syryn Nigh'hart, found that he had gone back in time and turned into his child self, he had assumed to do better with his second life - commit smaller crimes, keep away from burning villages and inciting other demons, contribute to society, abide by most laws, you know? But then the hero, his old friend, had to fall in love with him and ruin his plans. "Goddess, I cannot take responsibility for your champion, Rowan Windwalker, getting bent. Please don't strike me down!" _______ #This story can get sus af (adults in kids' bodies forgetting their age or more like author forgetting it T^T) and is set in a fantasy world with different morals so please suspend your modern sensibilities and bear with the bull$hit. I can't with more comments throwing shade. I already know and I regret it so staph. #Characters are damaged and carry psychological baggage.Their relationships won't all be happy and lovey dovey till they've healed mentally # After like 150 chapters - Angst and Emotional damage.Your mental health may decline as the characters' mental health decline #Trigger warning for mentions of child abuse #World building #Demon Lord (shou/uke) is a shameless FLIRT#The Hero(gong/seme) is an extremely patient man for putting up with the demon lord's nonsense #Gay and sassy #Reformed and immature demon lord (but he's nice now okay. He isn't a psycho.) # MULTIPLE POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS I'm begging you please dont fall for the other guy cause some readers do be crying. Second male lead syndrome is real. #Slow burn Romance #Patience is needed#The cat is NOT the ML pls don't ask about the cat ಥ‿ಥ some of you are getting the wrong idea.#If You're commenting under the chapters, avoid using these words (harem, BL, porn, sex, lmao, sh*t, b*tch) that webnovel is blocking even though my book is rated 17+ ______________________________________________ Disclaimer: Cover art belongs to the original artists. If you're the artist, please let me know so I can credit/take down the image.