Grumpy Goblin

Reincarnated without memories, given a second chance as a chimera with a limited lifespan. Leon struggles through his strange new life. He attempts to improve his dungeon and evolve himself to live longer and become the strongest Dungeon Master—no. The Dungeon Overlord. Helped by his Dungeon System: the mysterious Ifrit, Zafira a Level 100 Succubus Queen, and his band of trustee goblins. Leon aims to overcome his limits, survive and reach the pinnacle of the world. Whether through trade, domination, or tricking the hero's beautiful party members into becoming his private mercenaries. Leon will face the weakest and strongest beings in the magical world of Umbra and surpass all!

After a lifetime of being ugly, Lilith gets a panel that improves her looks. On the warpath, she no longer dreams of just being average— she wants more. ... [ Ding! Level Up! + 0.1 Appearance ] A shiver ran through Lilith's body. "Beauty indeed requires sacrifices..." she thought, while retrieving the sword embedded in the goblin below, staring. Her less-blemished face reflected back on the bloodied blade. "I'm not yet enough, not yet... more." A wolfish whisper echoed, goblins encircling her wildly. ... *** 18+ Novel: [No Romance] + [Heartless MC] + [Fast Paced] + [Golden Finger]

A young, brand new truck driver learns the ropes of the trucking industry and lessons on life as he treads the roads of the United States with a series of misfit trainers and co-drivers. Getting into misadventures and omnishambles while dealing with outrageous dangers and hazards on the road, Andrew struggles to reach his ultimate goals: to drive a million miles, and a make a million dollars.

Falling for your grumpy best friend is a recipe for disaster...or the best kind of chaos? This hilarious romance proves that sometimes, the best love stories are the ones you never planned.

Upon waking, I found myself reborn as a goblin. From a weak and insignificant creature, a goblin quietly rises in a hostile world! The path to tormenting the world begins with a small goblin nest! Patreon extra chapters: patreon.com/UltimateHaremfan

When the adventurers in the tavern watched God's Blessing on ‘This Wonderful World!’ and burst into laughter, When new adventurers greatly reduced their death rate due to 'Goblin Slayer,' When the alternate world version of 'Fate Zero' shattered people's inherent impressions of magicians, When 'The Garden of Sinners' began to loop on the first television in the alternate world, When 'Steins;Gate' sounded the horn for all scholars to explore the unknown, When 'Jojo's Bizarre Adventure' showcased unique vampire villains, When 'Spice and Wolf' ignited the trend of merchants traveling abroad, When 'Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World' changed the situation of half-elves being discriminated against, When 'Puella Magi Madoka Magica' revealed the truth about the origin of the world, ... When all of this had not yet happened, our great mage alchemist and director, Durin Edward, was determined to create a craze for following anime in this alternate world!

I Dreamed of Cultivation... and Got Homework Instead! “Ah, reincarnation into a xianxia world! Time to wield swords, shoot qi bullets, and become the overlord of the heavens!” At least, that’s what Lin Mao thought would happen. Instead, he woke up in a scholar’s robe, surrounded by ink-stained fingers and people debating... philosophy. “This isn’t the path to immortality! This is the path to finals!” Now Lin Mao has to navigate his life in the prestigious Sky Moon Sect, where flying on swords is nothing but a dream. The only thing flying is debates and enlightenment that comes from philosophy, not martial arts. Instead of fighting demonic beasts, he's fighting grumpy senior brothers, mysterious sect elders, and his master that has a.......long beard. “Who needs qi cultivation when you have the ‘Path of Society’? What does that even mean?! And why does everyone here hate jokes?!” Filled with nothing but Earth’s most degenerate novels, his unhinged personality, and his special ability to accidentally piss people off, Lin Mao is determined to shake up the scholar world. He might not be a cultivator, but who says he can’t make being a scholar legendary? “This isn’t the dream I signed up for, but whatever. If they are going to make me study, I’ll do it my way!” **** This novel will be story-focused, blending humor, character development, and world-building. However, it will also include R18 elements with detailed smut for those who enjoy a little spice in their storytelling. You’ve been warned!

WSA ENTRY! Grumpy Cutie x Possessive Sunshine “Why are you fighting this, Patricia? What are you afraid of?” He kept covering the distance between us as I took dizzy steps back until my back hit the wall. “Liam, Liam please…” I said hopelessly, tired of fighting it truly. His hands cupped my face and I couldn't look back at him because I knew I would melt badly. “Please what? Tell me what you want, say it. Don't make me keep begging.” I felt his deep voice hit my wet cunt. It was just too much. “I don't know, I just–” “Then let me love you. Let me touch you. Let me kiss you like I've been dying to kiss you since we met at your exhibition. Let me in, please. I'll take care of you, just, don't push me away anymore. I can't take it.” I looked up at him, and I couldn't bear it anymore. Taking in a ragged breath, I crashed my lips against his. ….. My ex-husband cheated on me, arrested me and sent me to a psychiatric hospital. As a grumpy heiress, the whole world failed to see the injustice and was excited to witness my downfall. But I've always been Patricia Lynn, and I can never be hidden away. After getting rescued by a savior that wanted my intelligence in return, I'm back and full of rage, so I will repay them all! I will never fall for another man. Love made one weak! But my savior, oh my savior, the rich mogul, Liam Colloway, was warming his way into the delicate skin between my legs and I fear, my heart too…

I realized she was pregnant after butchering her up. They were twins. Guess, it was feast for the night! *** In the world of hunters, the awakened humans who hunted monsters for fun, a goblin awakens with a system. With the leveling system, he will avenge his kin and all monster kind. The problem is however in the fact that he is just an... F-Rank.

Zhou Rui had just turned 20 when his life took an unexpected turn. He was hit by a truck one day. Just as he was convinced he was about to die, something strange happened. Instead of waking up in the afterlife, he opened his eyes as a baby. Later, he learn he had reborn as Lumien Ofnir, the youngest son of a baron. As Lumien grew up, he realized this world was nothing like Earth. Magic was real, and creatures like goblins, orcs, dragons, titans, and other mythical creatures were part of everyday life. Fortunately, in this dangerous world, Lumien received another blessing. It was a system. Follow Lumien's journey as he begins to explore this new world with the support of a Harem System. The mysterious cheat that allows him to copy and develop the magical powers of any woman he has slept with. [Author’s Note: The earlier chapters might feel slow and boring, but I promise it’ll all be worth it once the pace picks up.] ============= Daily Quest: Ejaculate: 0/3 time Reward: 1 Stat Point "What in the actual hell?!" the baby Lumien Ofnir wanted to scream, but what came out of his mouth was a garbled, "Googoogaga?!"

In a world overrun by killer plants and poisoned soil, humanity is barely holding on. Enter Xu Jianyu, a guilt-ridden ex-agricultural scientist who just wants to mind his business in the apocalypse. But when a sassy, morally questionable system called Eden's Core shoves a glowing seed in his hands and says, “Congrats, you’re the chosen farmer now!”—his quiet days are officially over. The quest? Grow magical crops, heal the land, and save humanity from total annihilation. No pressure, right? Oh, and there’s a catch: fail the system's tasks, and it’ll slap him with killer migraines, nausea, or worse. Yikes. Enter Liu Zhenfeng, a hot, grumpy ex-mercenary with a deadly rep and zero patience for soft-spoken plant nerds. He’s got one job: keep Xu Jianyu alive long enough to grow his fancy farm and not die. Easy... As the Black Bloom monsters get smarter and the Queen Bloom closes in, Xu Jianyu and Liu Zhenfeng find themselves fighting side by side. But when Eden drops its ultimate plot twist—things get way more complicated than “water your crops and don’t die.”

The Super-Dimensional Game has descended upon Blue Star. Everyone can enter the game and obtain a World Fragment, becoming a deity and leading their tribe to conquer all directions, even conquering the alternate world. Fortunately, Logan, who transmigrated here, has a Drop System. Whether it's him or his subordinates, they can all receive drops after victory. [Log: Your believers have defeated the wolf pack. Drop: Bond—"Wolf Pack"] [Log: Your believers have defeated the Sun Elves. Drop: Bloodline—"Child of the Sun"] [Log: Your believers have defeated the Wild Angels. Drop: Primal Divinity!] [Log: Your believers have defeated the Void Evil God. Drop:...] Starting from the lowest bloodline quality Goblin, Logan embarks on a path of dominance filled with blood and fire.

Ryan thought he had hit rock bottom, but a mysterious glitch in the world’s most popular VR MMORPG, Soulbound Odyssey, forces him into a deadly game he can’t log out of. Starting as a weak Level 1 swordsman, Ryan must battle goblins, outwit rogues, and unravel the secrets of a twisted game system to survive. With danger lurking around every corner and allies as unpredictable as the game itself, Ryan’s journey is one of growth, grit, and glory. Will he rise to the challenge or become just another Game Over?

Ark, a budding human magician enjoying his second life in a new world full of swords and magic left his home to become an adventurer, only to be defeated on a goblin subjugation quest. Waking up in a light-less cavern, Ark's battle for survival begins with his lower half! Can he rise to the task of being the brand new freely shared husband of an entire tribe consisting of only female goblins who want nothing more than to procreate with him every waking moment?

Trapped as a goblin in a brutal fantasy world, Luke must use his wits, a strange system, and a tribe of misfit goblins to survive. But with humans hunting them and beasts lurking, can he build a future—or will he become just another monster’s meal?

¡Una colección de cuentos salvajes, extraños y maravillosos que se entrelazarán con el tiempo! El mundo de Enverdolmal está al borde de la guerra mientras poderes oscuros y amenazantes comienzan a hacer sus movimientos desde las Sombras, inclinando lentamente el equilibrio del Éter (la energía mágica que alimenta todo lo que existe) a su favor. Los demonios prueban los sellos de su prisión... Las brujas se reúnen en busca del caos y la anarquía... Los monstruos están en marcha bajo estandartes extraños y desconocidos... Los dragones elementales perdidos hace mucho tiempo están a punto de regresar... Nuestra historia se cuenta a través de los ojos de aproximadamente 15 personajes, comenzando con un caballero llamado Bastion Ridder que se encuentra en medio de todo. Garth Verlore, la famosa y extensa escuela donde iba a enseñar, cae bajo el asedio de fuerzas que nadie parecía ver venir, y debe hacer todo lo que pueda (mientras lucha junto al personal y los estudiantes por igual) para asegurarse de no convertirse en el último caballero... Con clases como "Matanza de dragones 101" y "Tácticas de batalla de goblins", Bastion sabía que esto no sería una hazaña pequeña... Todo comenzó tan bien, pero eventualmente todos caen... Ya sea en el amor o en la guerra. ¡O incluso en el aula! Caballeros y magos. Dragones y goblins. Espíritus, demonios y brujas Y mucho más te espera en esta historia de triunfo, caos, amor, guerra, traición y pérdida. ¿Estás listo para pasar una última página? ¿Leer una última historia? ¿Perder un último caballero?

A collection of wild, weird, and wondrous tales that will intertwine with time! The world of Enverdolmal is on the edge of war as dark and menacing powers begin to make their moves from the Shadows, slowly tilting the balance of Aether -the magical energy that fuels everything in existence- in their favor.  Demons test their prison seals... Witches gather seeking chaos and anarchy... Monsters are on the march under strange and unknown banners... The long-lost Elemental Dragons are due to return... Our story is told through the eyes of approx. 15 characters, starting with a knight by the name of Bastion Ridder who finds himself in the middle of it all. Garth Verlore -the famous and sprawling school where he was set to teach- falls under siege by forces that no one seemed to see coming, and he must do all that he can (while fighting alongside staff and students alike) to see to it that he doesn't become the one last knight... With classes like "Dragon Slaying 101" and "Goblin Battle Tactics" Bastion knew that this would be no small feat... It all started so well, but eventually everyone falls...Be it in love or war. Or even the classroom! Knights & Mages. Dragons & Goblins. Spirits & Demons & Witches And so very much more awaits you in this tale of triumph, chaos, love, war, betrayal, and loss. Are you ready to turn one last page? Read one last story? lose one last knight? -----

After being diagnosed with a rare terminal illness, all Lance could do was wait for his death, unable to move as he lay on the hospital bed for months. In his last moments, all he wished for is another chance at life, so he can live, but fate plays a fast one on him. Shortly after death, Lance wakes up in the middle of a gruesome massacre and battle between two goblin tribes. At the end of the skirmish, Lance is captured by the female goblin tribe, and just when he was about to lose everything again, he makes a promise to lead the goblins to victory. Out of desperation, they agree, and later on, Lance becomes an unsuspecting leader of a goblin tribe as a human. Now, surrounded by unsuspecting goblin beauties, Lance vows to life a fulfilling life in this new world while leading his people to prosperity! ... A/N: Hey, dear reader... read the book, you'll love it. There will be lemons as always, just not with the same intensity and frequency as my last book. I plan to focus more on the story and relationships than flavour scenes at every turn. Though the main character is not a villain type, he isn't a goodie two shoes either. No Rape. No NTR. No Yuri. No Netori. I plan to write something where the MC's harem aren't just brainless meat sacks, but actually impact the story and the MC. Read the book, you'll love it! Also, this is my discord server link:- https://discord.com/invite/Rjfy3Rkgwt The server is rather inactive for the time being, but please, do join let's turn it into a thriving space.

Frostfire: Mr. Grumpy and His Little Flower Isabelle When I took the job working for Sebastian Kingston, I thought it was my chance to secure a better future for my daughter. But nothing could have prepared me for the cold, dangerous allure of my new boss. Sebastian is everything I don't want, everything I can’t have, yet I’m drawn to him in ways I can’t explain. When he offers me a weird deal—to be his fake girlfriend for a month—the money is too good to refuse, but can my heart survive the bargain? What begins as a simple arrangement quickly turns into a tangled mess of desire and fear. As I get closer to Sebastian, the line between reality and the charade blurs, leaving me terrified of losing everything that matters most. But then I quickly realize that falling for this man could mean losing the only things I hold dear. Sebastian Hiring Isabelle Summers was supposed to be a straightforward arrangement—a job, nothing personal. But from the moment she stepped into my world, everything shifted. She’s warm and full of life, the opposite of the cold control I’ve perfected. She doesn’t belong in my world, yet I can’t seem to resist her. So I make her a deal—be my fake girlfriend for a month to get my family off my back. Simple, right? Except nothing about Isabelle is simple. The more time I spend with her, the harder it is to keep my distance. What started as a calculated move is quickly spiraling into something I never expected, the walls I’ve built are beginning to crumble. And when she suddenly runs from me at a crucial moment of my life, I am left to wonder if I really know the woman I am hopelessly falling for.

This story takes place during medieval periods. Swords, spears, bows and daggers were weapons commonly used in this world. This world also has magic and monsters, demons, angels and even dragons and gods. This world also has ranking from commoners to nobles and alot of discrimination, but our main character is someone different. On a shiny day, a tall (6'2 in height) slender boy with a little pale skin with black messy spikey short hair was walking in the streets. He had golden eyes and a face which was not bad looking, he was above average. The boy's age seemed to be around 21. His face didn't showed any happiness. He was walking expressionless, like a walking statue. The streets were not so clean, there were few shops and few people buying foods,weapons and slaves. The boy does not seem to care about anything, he felt nothing. The boy's name was Lucas Laaran. Lucas didn't knew for what purpose he was born, but according to his past he knew he was born to be used by others. Lucas didn't liked it, it made him feel the rage and anger in his body, but how long would he stay like that?, He accepted the reality and he decided to get stronger by doing anything, even if it meant to sacrifice his looks, body and blood. Lucas decided to buy a small dagger, so he just did that. Later he went to the forest and started to search for monsters to kill, so he could sell them in the adventurers guild. Many people loves to be an adventurer or an hero, but for Lucas it's different. He never wanted to save others, he only cares about him barely, but before a long time ago, he would love to save others, but unfortunate things happened to him, so he developed hatred towards his own race. While Lucas was searching for monsters he saw few goblins dragging few people in chains. It seems like they are getting kidnapped, well it's common because goblins needed few creatures for few purposes. Lucas saw the goblin's numbers were low and the goblins are F rank monsters. Lucas was a D rank adventurer which gave Lucas am advantage. Lucas then analysed how much goblins were there in number and how much people were there. There was a total number of 12 goblins with 7 people. Lucas decided to attack them and threw one dagger at a goblin which striked the goblin's throat instantly killing it, then Lucas lunged at another goblin and slammed it in the ground and took the spear it had and stabbed it to death and threw it's corpse to another goblin. The sudden ambush got the goblins off-guard, but those pesky little craps got angered instead of getting scared. It was a mistake because Lucas casted a fireball and it burnt 3 goblins, alive. There were only 7 more remaining while one is unconscious because it got hit by a goblin corpse and it was enough to knock it. Lucas only needed to fight 6 more goblins and he was armed with the new spear he took from a goblin. "Demon system, summon demon daggers." As Lucas said it, out of nowhere 6 demon daggers came from a mysterious golden yellow portal and striked the remaining goblins and ending their life. Then Lucas went to the unconscious goblin and used the spear to stab it on the throat while the survivors who got kidnapped by the goblins were watching. They saw Lucas as an saviour and they were in awe after witnessing Lucas's power, but unfortunate for them, Lucas only killed those goblins to sell their parts and weapons. He never had an intention to help the survivors. Lucas stared at the survivors and they were screaming "thanks for help. Can you now release us from the cages?", But unfortunate for them, Lucas saw few ornaments in their body and it would be useful for his powers. The survivors didn't knew the value of the ornaments or a artifact. Lucas had a system to grow his power, but he couldn't grow it quickly because he didn't had proper equipments and his system needed a specific ornament called golden demon necklace and one of the survivors had it in their neck and it was a little girl.

Being in a coma is horrible but waking up to find a minotaur killing you is even worse! Luckily Zane has managed to find out he has an ability that could help him... This ability loops time meaning he dies over and over and over. He starts with only being able to loop 5 seconds of time but one day his ability could really be useful especially when he finds that the world he knew has changed completely! Orcs working at his local supermarket, goblins flipping burgers and elven models all just living among humans! Not to mention all the dungeons, monsters and hunters! With the world around him having changed so much, can his ability to loop points in time stand up to hunters and monsters who have spent their whole lives in this strange new world? - - - - - - - - - - Cover image found on pinterest

R18 What happens when you get a Goblin a big weapon? She's gonna use it. This little ball of perversion is always looking for a good time, even if that means humilating her adventuring partner contains futanari, humilation, unrealistic sizes,

When Emma Carter, a struggling artist, finds herself accidentally squatting in the guesthouse of a billionaire tech genius, Liam Ashford, she offers to work as his personal assistant to avoid eviction. Liam is a perfectionist with a grumpy exterior, and Emma’s free-spirited nature immediately clashes with his rigid lifestyle. But when a scandal threatens Liam’s reputation, Emma steps up to play the role of his fake fiancée. As they navigate family drama, professional rivalries, and their growing attraction, Emma and Liam discover that sometimes love grows in the most unexpected places.

Moldado na escuridão absoluta, onde vida e morte se confundem, Ycaro é o equilíbrio encarnado. Criado pelo próprio universo para corrigir os erros de deuses e divindades, ele surge como o Pregador Natural de todas as raças, carregando a missão de restaurar a ordem em um mundo devastado pela guerra e pelo caos. Invocado por goblins à beira da extinção, Ycaro aparece como um enigma, com a aparência de uma criança, mas com um poder ancestral que desafia a compreensão. Entre a insanidade e a justiça, ele busca cumprir sua missão enquanto enfrenta forças que vão além da imaginação. Será Ycaro a salvação deste mundo desequilibrado ou a faísca que acenderá um novo caos? Uma jornada de poder, redenção e conflito começa, moldando o destino de todos os seres vivos.

The Apocalypse descended as the world turned into a game. And while everyone panicked, I couldn’t help but wonder if there was something wrong with my eyes. [Logging into the Game Master’s Account!] And my ‘oh-so-average’ destiny, changed into ‘is this a cheat life?’ Kind of destiny. [Would you like to Create a Skill? GM Points will be consumed!] While others struggled to kill a single goblin, I was searching for stronger monsters. While they were happy with getting even a random weak skill, I was customizing what kind of skills I needed. Even my Talents and Gifts can be customised. The only limit was my imagination. Heck, even the hidden quests that people would trigger randomly were present in front of me even before the scenario began.  It wasn’t fair by any means. But isn’t that how life is already? [Would you like to make changes to the quests in the next scenario? GM Points will be consumed!] Is this how an apocalypse is supposed to be? I don’t know. I just tried following the script in front of everyone while trying out my cheat in hindsight. Don't get me wrong with the ‘pig eating tiger’ kind of thing. I just don’t like attention. I would rather stay with two trusted friends than with 10 fake ones. [Would you like to Initiate a Custom quest for the Players? GM Points will be consumed!] And for the players who were bullying the ‘weak’ me. One may even wonder how they ended up losing half of their stats and skills in a randomly triggered impossible type of quest.  Fate can be truly scary, you know?  One must always be careful of it.

Un misterioso salvador aparece en el momento más oscuro, rescatando a un grupo de niños de un cruel destino. Los lleva a una mansión imponente y aparentemente segura, perdida en un lugar donde nadie debería vivir. Sin embargo, esta tranquilidad es solo la calma antes de la tormenta. Pronto, un oscuro monolito se manifiesta en el horizonte, trayendo consigo horrores que no pertenecen a este mundo: arañas gigantes, hordas de goblins y orcos colosales. Para sobrevivir, los personajes deben adentrarse en un laberinto de desafíos, donde cada batalla no solo pone a prueba su fuerza, sino que transforma sus cuerpos y almas de formas que jamás imaginaron. Mientras los misterios del monolito y del hombre que los rescató se entrelazan, preguntas inquietantes emergen: ¿es este lugar un refugio, una trampa o un campo de pruebas? En un mundo de magia, caos y secretos, solo una cosa es segura: cada paso hacia adelante revela tanto esperanza como condena. Cuando las sombras lo consumen todo, ¿quién decidirá qué es justo?

Jared rejected me as his mate. Unknown to him, I was pregnant with his child. Five years later, he becomes my boss. My daughter asks about her father everyday. (How do I tell her he made it clear never to see me again?) His past made me realize he won’t make the perfect father. He’s cold hearted and grumpy, and doesn’t care what happens to us. This is why I keep the pregnancy a secret and when he finds out, he is so mad. (This is the wrong time because I’m looking for clues on my sister’s death) She was last seen with him yet he makes me believe he had nothing to do with it. Hopefully the reason he scorned me years back changes and I get my powers. I’d stop being attracted to him as soon as this entanglement fades. Or so I think.

[Same novel]: "A goblin with a name!" Just different accounts! & Different writers pen/name. Everything improved! [Here's the schedule from now on]; Monday's, Wednesday's & Friday's. (Novel synopsis); "In a world where naming a monster makes them evolve a kind hearted woman gets kidnapped by goblins while she tried to protect two innocent kids. She's then forced to bare a goblin child that she first hates but later comes to love. Now read a emotionally deep novel about a goblin girl who later gains an elf like appearance and powerful skills & her great heartaches and betrayels she'll go through in her life, from beginning to the very end!"

[WPC Entry] Eli a teenager suffering from stage four cancer dies and is reincarnated as a goblin in a hostile world, where survival means outwitting predators, building alliances, and overcoming threats. From a weak, shunned creature, he grows to lead a powerful clan, ascending to become the King of the Forest. But his ambitions don’t stop there—he sets his sights on challenging humanity’s dominance and even defying the gods themselves, risking annihilation for the chance to reshape the balance of power.

~No NTR/Yuri/Excessive Gore~ You've seen tons of stories about humans going to other fantasy worlds to journey through hardships and tribulations. Using whatever system, skills, tools, or whatever else to achieve greatness or infamy. There are even piles of stories of angels, demons (succubi), goblins, skeletons, and even a necromancer or two. But have you ever heard of the Beastworld? A world entirely filled with beastkin of all different shapes, sizes, and genus from the most common ratkin to fantastical ones like the Moontide Phoenixkin. Beastkin aren't the only inhabitants of this world, however. Ferocious and deadly Savage Beasts do not have the more humanoid body or intelligence that the beastkin have. But instead are terribly strong of body and still control an immense amount of the savage lands. Journey alongside a young beastkin who from the moment of his imminent death, journeys this world as one of the few, if not the only weapon cultivator in the beastworld.