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[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] The Emperor’s runaway brides have formed a rebel group of scantily clad beauties trained in honey trap techniques. Delphi Chastain is their leader, a fiery beauty with a big axe to grind and a dream of freedom she’s willing to die for. EXTRACT: ““Kiss me baby?” she breathed in her best babydoll voice. “Are you sure?” he growled. She nodded, fluttering her pretty green eyes at him. He didn’t have to be asked twice. Alton pinned her arms above her head and kissed her roughly with all of the force of the desire he was feeling. Three, two, one! she counted in her head. She bit his lip at the same time as she brought her knee up as hard as she could and kneed the man in the groin. He grunted with pain and fell sideways off her, clutching his bollocks. She leapt to her feet and sprinted off, picking up her belongings on the way past. “Thanks for saving me Commander,” she called cheerily at him as she ran away. “Sorry about the crown jewels, but I’m not going back to the palace, so I don’t need them.” Post-WW3 there’s just the Island, and it’s ruled by the Emperor. It’s back to the good old days of polygamy and keeping women covered and chaperoned. The Emperor has raised Delphi and seven other gorgeous girls in the palace to join his harem, training and surgically enhancing them, like treats in a fantasy smorgasbord. But the girls escape and sail off the Island to the uninhabited Mainland, now overrun by mutant tubiàn beasts created as weapons during the War. Hot on their tails are the Emperor’s Honour Guard. Delphi leads the Girls over, under (^_-), and through the enemy, as they battle and tame beasts and men in their struggle to build an army to take down the Empire. Can the girls survive on their own on the Mainland and build a rebel army? Are there any trustworthy men, or are they all the same? Can the Guards resist the charms of the warrior girls? Do they want to? #enemiestolovers #sexywarrior #r18 #smut #post-apocalypse #war #action #fastpaced #scifi #betrayal #revenge #beast taming #battleofthesexes

After Stargaze Family executed his family, Noel Ardagan embarked on his journey, restoring his family name with the help of a System. "What? How the heck did she get it before me? The system told me that I'm the only one who knows about it!" Noel Ardagan cursed in anger, "That conniving murdering woman!" "At this point in time, only I should be aware about this tomb. But how did he find out about it?" Anna Stargaze, even after her reincarnation, couldn’t comprehend Noel's actions. The clash between of a person holding a system and a reincarnator who knows everything in the future is about to start.

"It's 2025. Who's gonna believe a myth or fantasy anymore? That only exists in the book or game or anime." And that's how everybody thought before the announcement that flipped the entire world completely. Everybody race to become the new god with the system they got. So, how about the people who don't get the system? ( Hey, kid. I can give you some power. Let's make a contract. ) [ Previous Volume's Soundtracks are in the Discord server. ] * [ 1983 - Schwartzesmarken ] by [ Fripside ] as OP song Volume 02. * [ Fatality ] by [ Kordhell ] as ED song Volume 02. ------------------------------- Author note : For latest news or announcement, just visit the discord : https://discord.com/invite/JG952SF9aU Thank you very much. ( b ' 3 ' ) b

Legacy of the Celestial Mark (A Tale of Gods, Betrayal, and Redemption) Volume I: Rise of the Fallen God In a world where divine rule shapes the fate of mortals and demons alike, Long Tian, once the celestial prince of the Heavenly Realm, is betrayed by his own brother, Long Xie, the ruler of the Demonic Realm. Framed for treason and cast into the Mortal Realm, Long Tian is stripped of his divine power and forced to live as a mere human. Yet, fate has other plans. Through countless battles, Long Tian slowly regains his lost strength, uncovering the truth of his past and his divine lineage. As he ascends once more, he unlocks the power of the Supreme Celestial Dragon, becoming the Emperor of Creation and the ruler of the Six Realms. Meanwhile, Long Xie wages a devastating war, determined to reshape the world in his own vision. Their inevitable clash shakes the heavens, culminating in a final battle that rewrites destiny itself. With the fate of existence hanging by a thread, Long Tian unleashes his ultimate divine power to defeat his brother, but Long Xie’s soul refuses to vanish. Instead, it lingers, finding an unexpected refuge—within Long Tian himself. Volume II: The Shadow Within With the war seemingly over and peace restored, Long Tian ascends as the undisputed ruler of the Six Realms, alongside his beloved, Long Yan, the goddess of the Spirit Realm. However, deep within him, Long Xie’s soul remains, whispering from the darkness, waiting for a chance to rise once more. During a high council meeting, Long Yu, ruler of the Phantom Realm, senses an eerie presence within Long Tian. To her shock, she hears Long Xie’s desperate plea for help from within Long Tian’s body. Realizing that his soul has not been destroyed, Long Yu keeps her discovery to herself, retreating in haste to uncover the secrets behind this impossible survival. As Long Tian begins to sense the change within himself, he wrestles with a shocking request—Long Xie asks to temporarily take control of his body in order to reclaim the Demonic Throne. The Demonic Realm, left in chaos after his defeat, has now fallen into the hands of a greater evil: Blood Tyrant Long Mo, the exiled elder brother of the Celestial Emperor. Ruthless and cruel, Long Mo has seized power, slaughtering Long Xie’s loyal generals and imprisoning his most trusted warlord, Tian Gui. Against his better judgment, Long Tian agrees. As Long Xie takes control, he returns to the Demonic Realm, only to find his former palace stolen, his people executed, and his most trusted warrior brutally tortured. Consumed with fury, Long Xie challenges the Blood Tyrant, only to realize—Long Mo’s strength surpasses even his own. At the brink of death, Long Tian intervenes, merging their powers into an unprecedented fusion of celestial and demonic might. Together, they unleash the ultimate technique—Heaven-Slayer Divine Annihilation—a forbidden power capable of erasing existence itself. Though Long Mo is gravely wounded, he manages to escape, vowing revenge. With the tyrant gone, Long Xie reclaims the Demonic Throne, and for the first time, his hatred toward Long Tian begins to waver. But peace never lasts forever. A far greater mystery lingers—Long Tian’s firstborn son, Tianhun, carries the Celestial Mark, but also bears the curse of the ancient Demon Lords. His very existence could either bring salvation… or the destruction of everything. Thus begins a new chapter, where the greatest battle is not fought with swords, but within the soul itself. Legacy of the Celestial Mark is an electrifying saga of gods and demons, brotherhood and betrayal, fate and defiance. In a world where light and darkness intertwine, where even the gods are bound by fate, one question remains— Can destiny truly be defied?

How long can one ignore the voices in their head? Nine years. To Mark, that was the limit. For the majority of his life, Mark White has been fighting a constant battle for his sanity. The voices in his head pushed him toward madness one whisper at a time, and the music he used to ward against them was gradually losing its effects. As his mental state slowly deteriorated, Mark spent more of his time working on a game he had been developing and lamenting his lack of romantic experience. One night, the voices dealt him a powerful blow, bringing their battle to an end. To his surprise, Mark won the battle, but that came at a great cost. The voices might have disappeared, but a visual hallucination arrived to replace them, taking the form of a character from his game: Maids VS Apocalypse. Little did he know that the real apocalypse was already coming for him. ======================================= Check out my other work! Valkyrie Smash.

Thousands of years ago, humankind left the Old World. We enter a new age where science and magic are no longer opposing concepts. With these new opportunities came danger in the form of the Dark Races and the ones that named themselves Gods. However, if there was one thing humans were good at was their ability to destroy. Humankind fought and carved a bloody path into the new world. Cain's luck had never been good, but his destiny changed forever once he decided to harden his heart and face the world without fear or hesitation. --Godslayer Humankind's motto.-- We can comprehend the supernatural. We can dominate the supernatural. We can kill the supernatural - Adam, Emperor of Godslayer Humankind, The First Titan. Current schedule: 21 chapters a week. Bonus chapters: Over 600 power stones: 3 extra chapters. Over 800 power stones: 6 extra chapters. Over 1200 power stones: 9 extra chapters. Discord channel: https://discord.gg/R666sNEdrU

Yu Qingyu had led a normal, unremarkable life. And without achieving anything, it was about to end, when at the age of 26, he was suddenly hit by a truck. He didn’t want to die! He hasn’t even found his true love yet! Or any love, in fact. Thankfully, not all hope was lost. As his soul was drifting in the void, a screen appeared in front of his eyes, enlightening the darkness. He was offered a contract by a system. All he needed to do was to transmigrate to different worlds and complete the missions, and once he accumulated enough points, the time would reverse and he would get another chance at life! How could he possibly refuse such an opportunity? And so his journey started. He completed one mission, and then another… Everything was going well. That is, until a villain whose downfall he caused got a system of his own…

The Tribrid is summoned as she is the one destined to fight the war. "Hell vs Earth". Will she do it as she is part human, devil and witch. "With feelings for the human world, would she betray the realm. I am the heir. If death is the only way then so be it. I have to take responsibility for my people. CAUSE: Yesterday is a history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today is a gift. Yallah!!!!.

"All Earth's knowledge, a boost to my brain, and to be unbound by magic capacity or affinity, those are my three requests" said Colt preparing for reincarnation. To reincarnate in another world, a wish he held dear, and now, he's heading to a world of monsters, magic, elves, and riches only he knows how to use . Sworn to not repeat the suffering he went through, Colt will use any and all means to ensure his new life is a good one.

For Jamie Vayne, life could be better, but he’s not complaining. His career as a musician might not be on the fast track, and he still has to work to earn a paycheck, but his following on a particular platform for the naughty eye in search of the sexy guy is on the rise, and his hookup success nears one hundred percent in terms of both sides’ satisfaction. Life is far from a straight line, and certain enticing curves are to be expected. Less expected is having a curve ball thrown at him by no other than the Sunny Hill gossip rag, Xpress. A weirdo who loves dressing up now follows him around, ruining his chances to score, and the next thing he knows, his failures are displayed in bold letters for all the campus’s entertainment. Jamie loves a challenge. He’ll catch Xpress, and when he does... That’s what this story is about.

It’s the year 3101. Kazuo Tanaka, an investigative journalist from Tokyo, arrives in Paris to expose the corruption of a powerful politician. However, his investigation takes a deadly turn when Morrigan, a vampire, warns him of a sinister plot. Pursued by vampire clans eager for his unique blood—blood that can kill vampires—Kazuo’s life hangs in the balance. As Morrigan, her fiery familiar Siobhán, and Kazuo face off against the ruthless Marquis of the vampire clan “Les Ombres Sanglantes” and the enigmatic Comtesse of the clan “Les Gardiens de la Nuit”, they uncover a web of intrigue and danger. In a world where trust is scarce and enemies lurk in every shadow, Kazuo must navigate the treacherous landscape of vampire politics while fighting to save his own life. Together, they must battle an army of vampires, werewolves, cyborgs, confront their deepest fears, and one of them must make the ultimate sacrifice. If you're looking for a hardcore heavy action, cool car chases, lots of guns, no harem, realistic themes, and an MC that's not in highschool, this novel is for you.

Di dunia yang terdiri dari tiga lapisan - Surga, Bumi, dan Neraka, dewa-dewa yang berkuasa atas Surga telah lama menindas dan memanfaatkan umat manusia di Bumi. Mereka mengambil putri-putri dari Bumi untuk dijadikan istri mereka, dan mengambil hasil panen untuk kesenangan mereka. Umat manusia di Bumi hidup dalam ketakutan dan penindasan. Mereka tidak berani melawan dewa-dewa, karena mereka memiliki kekuatan yang sangat kuat dan tidak terkalahkan. Namun, di sebuah desa kecil di Bumi, ada seorang bayi yang lahir dengan kekuatan supernatural yang tidak biasa. Bayi itu bernama Arkeus, dan ia adalah anak dari seorang pejuang yang berani dan seorang wanita yang lembut dan bijaksana. Ayah Arkeus, yang bernama Thane, adalah seorang pejuang yang berani dan memiliki kekuatan yang sangat kuat. Ia telah melawan dewa-dewa dalam beberapa pertempuran, namun ia tidak pernah menang. Thane meninggal dalam pertempuran terakhirnya melawan dewa-dewa, meninggalkan Arkeus yang masih bayi dan ibunya yang sedih. Ibu Arkeus, yang bernama Aria, adalah seorang wanita yang lembut dan bijaksana. Ia memiliki kekuatan supernatural yang tidak biasa, namun ia tidak pernah menggunakan kekuatan itu untuk melawan dewa-dewa. Aria lebih memilih untuk hidup dalam damai dan harmoni dengan alam, dan ia mengajarkan Arkeus tentang kekuatan dan keberanian. Arkeus tumbuh menjadi seorang pemuda yang kuat dan berani, dengan kekuatan supernatural yang semakin kuat. Ia memiliki motivasi yang kuat untuk melawan dewa-dewa dan membebaskan umat manusia dari penindasan mereka. Namun, Arkeus tidak tahu bahwa dewa-dewa memiliki rahasia yang tidak diketahui oleh umat manusia, dan bahwa Iblis memiliki motif yang tidak terduga. Arkeus juga tidak tahu bahwa ia memiliki peran yang sangat penting dalam perjuangan melawan dewa-dewa dan Iblis.

The gods have decided to wipe mankind, from exitance. but Jesus Christ offers them a chance to prove the gods that mankind deserves a chance to live. the Ragnarök. 17 rounds, 12 marches. whoever can win. If the gods win, then mankind is gone. But if mankind wins. then they get to live for years to come.

In 2890 BC, in Athens, Greece, the Earth was created by the divine kiss of the gods Eros and Uranus. Their son, Smith, was crowned the first king of Earth. Under his rule, a grand kingdom flourished in Greece, and humans were granted immortality through the gods' blessing, allowing them to spread across the planet. When Smith turned 22, Eros took him to heaven, where he marveled at its wonders. Later, Smith requested permission to visit heaven alone, riding his father's heavenly horse. Eros granted his wish, but during his journey, Smith accidentally ventured into the vampire kingdom, where he was captured by the vampire devil's army. The vampire god David drained Smith's blood, stripping him of his immortality. When Eros discovered his son's fate, he waged the first war between the gods and vampires. Eros attacked the vampire kingdom, killed David, and rescued Smith. However, David's daughter, Francesca, vowed revenge, swearing to destroy Earth and avenge her father's death. This marked the beginning of an eternal conflict between the divine and the vampiric forces.

Lu Siyan just wanted a normal life. Instead, he got a Simulator forcing him into deadly trials and Su Luqi, a Trickster who’s playing him for a fortune. One minute she’s a taxi driver with a sob story, the next she’s a seductive siren offering him the family he craves – all in exchange for a cut of his ten million dollar lottery win. But Luqi has more than money on her mind. As she weaves her web of deceit, peeling off masks both literal and metaphorical, Lu Siyan must decide: Is she his ticket to happiness, or a one-way trip to ruin?

When the 20-year old traumatized, nerdy Seyoo Hazano met the uber handsome but arrogant Rhyu Umona, she really thinks that fate hates her to the core. He is loud, arrogant, too sexy for his own good and always ruin her somewhat peaceful albeit lonely day--- basically all the things that she hates about men is with this guy. Her vow to herself and her deceased mother to never speak again is threatened to be broken because of this infuriating guy whose ultimate joy in life is to make her maniacally angry to kill him. join us in their journey of struggles, sorrow and comedic love-hate relationship of Ms. Mute and Mr. Arrogant...

One mission; one team against one psychopathic villain who is all set to destroy this world via microlemmental attack. Carcin; a highly corrosive, highly poisonous chemical has fallen in hands of Amayra , the leader of TTO. Due to her pitiful past and hatredness towards the world, she wants nothing more than to bring our planet, our home down, by releasing Carcin in our atmosphere, which will leads to the end of Human Civilization. But that's not all, in the years to come it will bring down each and evey species on our planet leading to end of life in Earth; which also goes by the name of apocalypse. Now comes the question why ain't noone stopping it from happening. Well, the leaders full of greed, corruption and lust wants nothing more than power and money, even if it costs them their own lives at the end. But, one team is all set to save our planet by stopping Amayra from executing her disastrous plan. But.. but.. but... this is where the story starts. The team fighting against Amayra must leave their differences aside and work unitedly. Isn't it? Unfortunately, it isn't the case. Well, no one to blame, coming from two sworn enemy countries and expecting the mission to go smoothly is like asking for sun and moon. Not to mention, they have one mole in their very own team, who is passing their each and every information to Amayra, personally. So, how will this mission end? To know do read the story. But to understand the story, firstly read it's part 1 Death : Mystery Unsolved https://www.webnovel.com/book/death-mystery-unsolved_19497639305476105 and then continue the adventure here. Feel free to drop your thoughts in the comment-section, I would love to reply back.

"What are you thinking about?" "I'm thinking about a guy." Jun Mo stopped in the middle of a deep kiss and sighed. His lips began to form a smile, but his fierce glare said otherwise. Possessiveness and jealousy spread across his sculpted face. "Will you tell me his name?" His easygoing and languid voice reached her ears. "Why?" "So that I can kill him."

before humans start to cultivate the element test is important if he or she cannot identify their elements they cannot cultivate and stay like a normal person and cannot walk in the path of immortal . The elements like air ,fire ,water ,thunder ,metal ,etc only is they identify their element successfully they can cultivate and walk in the path of immortal here a 16 year old boy Aarav fails to identify his element and gets humiliated by his own clan members not one he had failed twice by finding his element after the test of element Aarav comes to his home and meet his father then his father gives a item that has mother had left for Aarav later this item changes his life when are was cultivating he meets an mysterious person and this person ask Aarav to accept him has his teacher who is that person and what is the item left by his mother to Aarav to know all this read the novel sacred God . hello guys this is my first time writing a novel and this is my first novel if there is any mistake please comment me and suggest I will learn my mistake and improve my writing skill I need all your supports please support me and my new novel sacred God.

Business tycoon Riven Ashford swore he would never take a wife. He didn’t even have a single scandal tied to his name. Until one day, when a wife was forced upon him, Young Master Ashford began a new chapter in his life! Ethan, the assistant: Young Master Ashford, Madam trashed Gray Manor. Riven Ashford: Get more people to help her out. Ethan: Uhm… Riven Ashford: Wait, has she calmed down? Ethan: No. Riven Ashford: Inform the board to start the project of acquiring Gray Group! Ethan: Young Master Ashford, Madam beat up Young Master Carter, and now he’s hospitalized. Riven Ashford: Has she had enough? Ethan: Doesn’t seem like it. Riven Ashford: Let her continue. One day, Riven Ashford learned that Rhea Vale had gotten into another fight. He slammed the table and got up. “Rhea Vale, are you asking for a beating?” Rhea retorted, “Darling, you’ve changed. You didn’t use to be this way…” Riven pointed to her protruding belly and said, “You were alone before this!” To be fighting when she was seven months pregnant not only frightened her opponent, but she also scared the wits out of Riven Ashford. Yet, Rhea was feeling pleased that she managed to win without a fight! Rhea’s anger subsided, and she stared at Riven with puppy dog eyes, as if she had been badly bullied. “You win. You rascal, can you wait until the little rascal is safely born before you go fighting again?”

*I WILL BE UPDATING THIS CONSISTENTLY WITH TWO CHAPTERS A WEEK ONCE DIMENSIONAL TRAVELS GETS TO 2O CHAPTERS* Bare with me guys. It's been a rough year, and I am just now getting back to writing.

In the mystical world of Eldora, on the war-torn continent of Yusolo, a child is born under an Omen that shakes the heavens. His birth marks him as the next Uran, a legendary war leader destined to lead Rainin’s armies against the other continents. But before he can be proclaimed, his mother is murdered, and his own family—fearing his rise—casts him away into the deadly Jungles of Zun’kai to die. Yet fate has other plans. Instead of death, the boy is found by the Volx, a segregated people shunned by Rainin’s rulers. Raised in exile, he must one day uncover the truth of his origins, reclaim his birthright, and decide whether to embrace the path of war or forge a new destiny for Eldora. In a land ruled by power and betrayal, can a boy abandoned by his own blood rise to change the fate of a continent?