Memes Pantera Rosa

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Hera Avery está trabajando en varios trabajos de medio tiempo para pagar su matrícula universitaria. Está manejando su trabajo y su vida amorosa simultáneamente. Su novio, que es una celebridad en ascenso, la hizo pagar por su costoso apartamento ubicado en un edificio conocido. El edificio también es hogar para herederos y herederas bien conocidos. En el cumpleaños de su novio y su tercer aniversario, ella regresó a su apartamento solo para encontrarlo con otra mujer. Pero, ¿qué obtuvo a cambio? Una bofetada en la cara, una ruptura y fue desalojada del apartamento que estaba pagando con su propio dinero. Después de ser desalojada y quedarse sin hogar, creyó que las cosas no podrían empeorar. Sin embargo, la nueva novia rica de su ex infiel fue más allá contactando con cada establecimiento y persuadiéndolos para que la pusieran en la lista negra. Esto provocó que perdiera sus medios de vida e incluso difundieron rumores de que estaba obsesionada con su exnovio celebridad y fue atacada por sus fanáticos. Sin salida, apretó los dientes. —Abuelo, estoy dispuesta a heredar el consorcio. El Viejo Maestro Avery se rió a carcajadas después de escuchar su convicción y le hizo una transferencia bancaria a Hera. [Has recibido una transferencia de dinero de $100,000,000,000 a tu cuenta que termina en ####] [Nota: Mi querida nieta, usa este dinero para regalarte lo que desees. No escatimes, y si te lo gastas todo, no dudes en pedirme más.] Hera estaba asombrada. Cuando su identidad fue anunciada, su exnovio se arrodilló y lloró ante ella, para que volviera con él. —¿Crees que es tu turno? —dijo sarcástico el Protagonista masculino 1—. Mira atrás. Cuando su exnovio miró hacia atrás, vio a hombres influyentes alineándose con ramos de rosas para cortejar a Hera. —Es tu culpa por ser ciego —comentó frío el Protagonista masculino 2—. Llora y suplica, pero no tendrás ninguna oportunidad mientras nosotros estemos aquí. —¿Quieres que te rompa las piernas? —amenazó el brutal e impaciente Protagonista masculino 3. —Solo eres una pequeña estrella —se mofó el rey del entretenimiento Protagonista masculino 4—, pero ¿quieres pasarme por encima? —Me aseguraré de que quedes apartado —advirtió el temperamental Protagonista masculino 5. —¡Cariño, están intentando robarte de mí! —exclamó el coqueto Protagonista masculino 6. Viendo a los problemáticos Protagonistas masculinos, Hera sentía que se acercaba un dolor de cabeza sin saber qué hacer. —Entonces, ¡déjemoslo fluir!

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

What happens when you're the sole survivor and eyewitness to the latest conquest of a hero in hiding? Well, you're forced to act as the new hero, of course! Simon was ready to die by the hands of the evil behemoth, when the Golden Hero of Legend 'accidentally' saves him instead. Forced to take all the glory for himself, he must travel to the capital to stand by the Emperor's side as the continent's new 'hero'. Can Simon be strong enough to take on the role? Find out in this RPG-style interactive fantasy adventure novel! How many endings would you meet? How many times will you die? Have fun choosing how your next chapter begins! !!! DISCLAIMER !!! *I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. Copyright 2024 Gem Vecino All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author, Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

WSA ENTRY FOR 2025. PLEASE SUPPORT. BLURB. " I Found him, my mate, but unfortunately he turned out to be my responsibility, whom I should protect but I desire him more than anything else. Can I have him?" Davida, the feared and mighty Luna Queen of the werewolf world gets asked for a favor by an old friend. " Protect my son till he is of age" Davida agrees but what she did not expect is to find herself getting attracted to a boy old enough to be her son, nor did she expect to find out she was paired to him for eternity? Status differs them apart, age does and in a way enemity does? How? It is prophesied he is meant to kill her and take over, becoming the strongest instead. Can this come to pass or can they find a way to conquer all and rule together? The real trouble begins when his real identity goes out and the Lycans are seeking for their king.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

Un joven de 16 es atropellado por camión Kun y llevado a un mundo de espadas y magia!, pero en este lugar no es todo color de rosas, detras de esta fachada de fantasia se esconden los delirios de poder y la peor parte de la naturaleza humana en su busqueda por poder!, acompaña al protagonista en su aventura por este mundo y descubre junto a el, el porque de su reencarnacion y en su busqueda por fama y poder, ademas de algunos tropiezos que puede generar la vida y como nuestro protagonista reaccionara a estos ==== el protagonista puede volverse un poco pervertido a veces, en esta novela se tocaran algunos temas tabús así que ya estás advertido!! tags adicionales: Incesto, degeneración, menores en situaciones pervertidas, protagonista superpoderoso, drama, desarrollo de personaje 100% garantizado, slice of life, reflexiones de la vida

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Rosa Thompson the daughter of Mr. Thompson from an average family. She was maltreated by her step mom and sister. Her dad doesn't really care about her after her mom's death. She ended up on the street. Her family thought she will remain a nobody for life. Rosa dreams came through after meeting the CEO of Hilly's company. After meeting with the CEO of Hilly's company, they were friends and they later fell in love. The CEO wants to marry her but she has a lot of skeletons in her cupboard. Will Donald still love her after finding out the truth?

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

It pays to look like the undead, when the paranoid emperor holds all first born nobles hostage in the Royal Academy. Particularly when the promiscuous crown prince treats the place as his own personal harem. That's why the infamous royal recluse, Lord Patric Siccus, doesn't mind that he looks like a dehydrated goblin, or that his eyes bulge out when he's too excited, and how his mouth fills up the rest of his face when he tries to smile. He went there for the library, after all. ___________________ !!! DISCLAIMER !!! This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. Copyright 2024 Gem Vecino All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author, Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al.

In the glittering world of Beverly Hills, seventeen-year-old Amy Chen lives a life of quiet desperation as the illegitimate daughter of billionaire James Blake. Treated as a stain on the family name, she endures daily torment from her half-sister Emma and cold indifference from her father, while her only ally is Rosa, the elderly housekeeper. One year after her mother's suspicious suicide, Amy discovers a terrifying truth: her mother's death wasn't suicide at all, but murder. Linda Chen, a former housemaid, had uncovered damning evidence of financial fraud within the Blake Family Foundation—evidence that cost her her life. But fate has other plans. On the night of a lavish charity gala, Amy mysteriously gains the ability to read minds, revealing the dark thoughts and guilty secrets of those around her. More importantly, she finds herself reborn—a second chance at life with the knowledge of her future and the power to change it. Now, armed with her newfound abilities and the bitter truth about her mother's murder, Amy embarks on a calculated journey of revenge against the powerful Blake family. In a world of old money and darker secrets, she'll need every advantage to expose the truth and make them pay—all of them.

Em um continente dividido por guerras e ambições, o impiedoso imperador Cyranno de Lyon, conhecido como o Leão de Ferro do Norte, ergueu seu domínio sobre o reino de Rosenhein com punho de ferro e conquistas implacáveis. Um homem de coragem e determinação, sua reputação como tirano e bárbaro precede seus passos, mas por trás da armadura e do título, esconde-se um coração que anseia por redenção. Em Rosenhein , a jovem e destemida princesa Katherine Rosalye de Mont Blanck vive em um reino tomado pela opressão. Com apenas 23 anos, ela é forçada a aceitar um casamento arranjado com o imperador, uma manobra diplomática destinada a trazer paz entre seus povos. No entanto, ao se aproximar do homem que representa tudo o que ela detesta, Katherine descobre que o Leão de Ferro não é o vilão que imaginava. À medida que se desnudam as camadas de medo e preconceito, uma surpreendente conexão surge entre eles. Juntos, eles enfrentam intrigas palacianas, conspirações traiçoeiras e a ameaça de espíritos corrompidos que assombram os reinos. Em meio a batalhas e desafios, Lyon e Katherine embarcam em uma jornada de autodescoberta, onde aprendem que o amor pode florescer em solo árido, e que até mesmo os corações mais endurecidos podem ser tocados pela esperança. À medida que a tensão entre os reinos aumenta e perigos imprevistos se aproximam, eles devem decidir se estão dispostos a arriscar tudo por um futuro juntos. Serão eles capazes de unir seus mundos e quebrar as correntes da guerra, ou o peso de suas responsabilidades os separará para sempre? Em "O Leão de Ferro e a Rosa Escarlate", uma história de amor, coragem e transformação se desenrola, revelando que mesmo as feras mais ferozes podem encontrar a suavidade de uma rosa e que o amor verdadeiro pode desafiar até os destinos mais sombrios. Prepare-se para uma aventura repleta de emoção, mistério e a promessa de um amor que pode mudar o curso da história.

Di depan semua orang di kantor, kami hanyalah sebatas supervisor dan karyawan yang berbeda bidang; kami hanya saling berteguran ketika ada hal penting. Kami tidak akrab dan tidak dekat sama sekali. Akan tetapi, di belakang semua orang...kami saling membutuhkan, terutama untuk urusan hasrat seksual.

Iris was reborn as Rosa. Rosa wants to change her fate with the knowledge of her past life. Her past memories may be what saves her in this game like fantasy world.

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Mark sufría en silencio el desprecio de su familia, fingía frente al mundo ser aquel chico malo que podría con un solo golpe cerrarle la boca a cualquiera... tenía un secreto que guardaba en lo más profundo de su ser, y que no imaginaba que pronto una persona común como Damon podría descubrirlo. Esta no es simplemente una historia de amor, es una historia llena de dolor, experiencias vividas que no siempre tienen un final feliz, si te atreves a leer la prepárate porque quizás no será siempre rosa Advertencia +18 , serie bl, yaoi, chicoxchico sino te gusta no leas, respeta el trabajo de la escritora que pasará y pasa noches enteras quemando sus pestañas para escribirla.

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

Zhi Yue y Kiriya se conocen de una forma poco convencional en Snepden. Tras conectar en algunos asuntos, ambos comparten una larga aventura en la que construyen un camino hacia la felicidad, descubriéndose en medio del caos, la soledad, la tristeza y las guerras. En Ocasip, el país vecino, el clan Lei enfrenta sus propios infortunios y roces amigables con otras familias y el Imperio Douman. Allí, se desarrolla la historia de un grupo jóvenes que lo perderán todo, donde la caída de una lagrima no derramada significará la destrucción de las Rosas Otoñales. ¿Sus destinos se cruzaran en algún momento? ¿Ambos grupos resolverán la inconsistencia en la que serán sumergidas sus vidas? ¿Recuperaran la paz que buscan? ¿Matarán por venganza o lucharan por su felicidad? En un mundo en donde los dioses están muertos, será la vida quién lo decida. En Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/370874324-misticismo-perdido

The truth has been revealed before her eyes. The supernatural is real. Ludicrous creatures roam the world alongside them, only held back by a secret organisation of hunters. Rosa has found herself directly in the middle of their world and someone wants her dead. With only a mysterious hunter to protect her, she wonders if she’ll survive to see fourteen.  

Daisie, una joven princesa que se vio obligada a casarse con un anciano, luego se escapó de casa y se encontró en la guarida del león que se convirtió en un palacio para ella.

Nagkatagpo ang dalawang malakas na nilalang, at sa kanilang pagkikita, ay nagawang magkabigkis sa isa't-isa. . . . For the first time in the empire's history, a Golden Child and a Silver Enchanter are bonded at a very young age. Both are very powerful magi and are sought after by many to use for their own selfish needs, but all Prince Theo and Prince Marius wants, is to travel the world together and live quietly in their paradise home in the kingdom of Hermosa. News of war has broken their peaceful days, as the Emperor calls upon his heir, Prince Theo, to fight the aggressive Ignus kingdom who has risen in revolt against the empire. The two have no choice but to fight to save their empire, as well as themselves from the greed and ambition of those who want to rule over them. * a tagalog novel Tignan natin kung may magbabasa :D ------------------------ !!! DISCLAIMER !!! This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. Copyright Gem Vecino 2024 All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author, Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al.

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

Teen siblings Rosa and Nick's comfortable life is shattered when they uncover their aunt's sinister plot to destroy their family's business, involving mafia connections and corporate sabotage. Determined to protect their family, they undergo intense training with the police and SWAT, facing robberies, death threats, and dangerous confrontations. Using their newfound skills and courage, Rosa and Nick fight to thwart their aunt's plans and bring the criminals to justice.

¿Qué tienen en común una rosa y una mentira? Exacto. Ambas son peligrosas. La rosa es hermosa pero al tocarla solo conseguirás pincharte con sus espinas. Y la mentira, cruel y despiadada, construirá un castillo de burbujas e ilusiones que romperán tu corazón al estrellarse contra la cruda verdad. Catherina es vivaz y hábil, y dispuesta a todo por salir adelante se topa con la oportunidad de su vida, una que promete cambiarle la vida y a su familia, todo a través de una gran mentira. ¿Será posible convertirse en la nueva "Lady "Elizabeth", la favorita de la reina? ¿Será posible resistir a los encantos de un mundo construido con rubíes y esmeraldas, o cederá ante la gallardía de cierto príncipe y sus rosas rojas? ¿Quién eres realmente Catherina?

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Titah, Daffa, Daffi, dan Bara lahir di tanggal yang sama, bulan yang sama dan di tahun yang sama. Daffa dan Daffi adalah saudara kembar namun mempunyai sifat yang berbeda Daffi tumbuh mempunyai sifat yang cuek dan dingin oleh perempuan lain, kecuali Titah. Sedangkan Daffa selalu dimanja oleh ibunya hingga SMA dan dia menjadi laki-laki yang manja. Ayah Daffa dan Daffi bernama Ferdi sedangkan ibunya bernama Yanti. Bara tumbuh menjadi seorang laki-laki yang tampan. Ayah Bara bernama Raihan sedangkan ibunya bernama Rosalinda atau biasa di panggil Rosa. Bara kini sedang sekolah di luar negeri. Berbeda dengan Titah, walaupun Titah itu wanita dia di didik tegas oleh pamannya. Dia pandai ilmu bela diri. Ayah Titah bernama Sujatno atau biasa di panggil Nano sedangkan ibunya bernama Sarah. Bagaimanakah kisah selanjutnya selamat membaca ya!!