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In a world where powers mix and clash, superpowers rise and fall like the tides. The sun casts its light upon death, and the wind whispers of inevitable change. Internal and external turmoils fail to quell the insatiable greed of man. As the journey unfolds, more discoveries are made—secrets unearthed, treasures uncovered, and multiverses explored. This is a tale chronicled by the Record of Records, the omniscient Recorder of All. --- This is a story of fantasy and fiction, events or names used have no relation to the real world.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

Magic and Wizards; Superhumans and Superheroes. Science and technology; Gods and Sovereigns, Blessings and Curses... The one who faces them all yet lives to tell the tale, what should they be called? Across the two continents of East and West lays the beautiful and majestic mountains of Eversin. Above, the even more majestic Blue Sky as it casts it's serene eyes everywhere — may it be the tranquil water or the chaotic storms. Yet, what surpassed all of this was the incident of the Blackest Depths. ... Volume1: Twilight — Completed. Volume2: Bright Night — Ongoing!

"Mr. Black" is a dark and thrilling journey through the shadowy side of SOKIS. With a crime at the David Shopping Center, a young group of friends, led by Jake Mitchell, becomes entangled in a dangerous situation. When they try to sneak into a school to steal exam papers, they unexpectedly run into a bloodthirsty man with a knife, setting off a chain of events that will change their lives forever. As they struggle to escape, the line between friend and foe becomes blurred, and the sinister figure known as Mr. Black threatens to destroy everything they’ve ever known.

In a world shrouded in darkness, where underground societies and powerful elites reign supreme, the lines between good and evil are blurred. Born into this unforgiving realm, Williams, the son of a deceased Mafia boss, is forced to navigate a life of constant struggle and danger. As he tries to survive and carve out his own path, he's ultimately drawn into the very world he sought to escape. But in a cruel twist of fate, his bravery is met with tragedy, and Williams meets a shocking end. But not every end marks a true conclusion. For Williams, survival of a near-death calamity sparked a rebirth, transforming him into a new person endowed with extraordinary abilities that defy the natural order. Driven by a desire to forge a different path, Williams seeks to build upon his family's legacy by creating a hidden society capable of shaping the world according to his will. His quest for power and knowledge leads him to unravel the secrets of the universe, but he soon discovers that this world is home to mysteries that transcend human logic. As Williams rises through the ranks, he encounters individuals with abilities similar to his own, some possessing extraordinary systems that blur the lines between reality and the unknown. Join me on this gripping journey as we delve into the intricate world of Williams' creation, where the boundaries between power, secrets, and survival are constantly tested. Will Williams achieve his dreams, or will the secrets of this world prove to be his undoing?

The Black Wind (Kuroi Kaze) In the war-torn Sengoku era, a 16-year-old boy named Kuroi sets out on a perilous journey to master the way of the sword. Driven by a deep yearning to rise above his humble beginnings, he traverses a world ravaged by conflict, where honor and survival are often at odds. Along the way, Kuroi encounters warriors, wanderers, and rogues, each shaping his path in unexpected ways. As he struggles to find his place in a chaotic world, Kuroi discovers that the road to greatness is not just paved with skill and strength but with choices that test the very core of his humanity.

April 27, 2190. Exactly 120 years ago, humanity fell into a catastrophe that nearly wiped out civilization from planet Earth. Thousands of mysterious portals appeared across the world, unleashing millions of creatures never before seen on Earth. From hordes of orcs flooding the streets of New York to dragons rampaging in Beijing, humanity was cornered and forced to live underground. For over a century, humans adapted in this condition and began harnessing energy from the portals for their use. Following our protagonist—Angga, a hunter and a healer who explores portals and slays monsters for a living. We will also witness humanity's struggle to reclaim their home—surface.

I am being followed by a monster, putting everyone's lives in danger everywhere I go. A rogue in hiding. I don't want to be killed so I live every day on the run. When will this nightmare end?

(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.

ON HIATUS [Currently editing] WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS Set in the city of New York, The story begins with Liam and Jenna O'Brien, abandoned by their father, soon later the death of their mother leaving the two siblings in the difficult world. Liam being the father figure wants nothing more than to make sure his kid sis get through school and have a good life, but all that changed when Jenna is wanted for killing three of her classmates, why she did it wasn't much of the question... it was how she did. Now becoming a target of both ghouls and G.I agents [Ghoul Investigators] Both siblings are thrust into a world of pain and rejection, hunted in the city as 'New York's Most Wanted' A young female ghoul, Riley Leah, comes to their recuse giving them a choice of hiding forever or dying. Will they survive the hunt? Or is a sibling bond stronger than any other thing? Well, you will just have to find out. DISCLAIMER: I Do Not Own The Pictures Used, Credits To The Owner.

Aziel, forced to participate in a deep slumber every 5 days, not knowing the purpose. He believes his heart has been locked away to 'protect' it, though it might be the opposite. He hopes to find a savior with the 'key' to free his heart from its cage.

A world in which weakness is a sin,how can Ezekiel survive in this world? When you hear the scream of a raven,when black snow falls, everything alive dies.

This novel is about a brother who tries to heal the soul of his brother who was badly injured He becomes a villain and kills countless people to collect his soul And finally he sacrifices his own soul to save his brother But the system is not happy with this [The system is unhappy with your work] [You will be taken back 20 years] [Make up for your mistakes in this new life]

Franklin an anime and manga lover who felt the world didn't have much expectations for him was wondering about what to do to make life much interesting for himself after his University graduation but unexpected encountered a bizarre phenomenon which stuck him and made him reincarnated in different world where Monsters, Phantoms, Gods and Demons can destroy a world with the flip of there hand. Franklin a newbie in world must learn to adjust and fight for himself and love ones and he must keep fighting for survival until he's at a the peak of strength.

Life got in the way and I no longer care to even remotely write this story anymore. I would delete it if I could.

Power, something he has, but what for? To protect those he loves, to stop evil, to help those who can not help themselves and aid those who can to win. That is what he chooses. He embarks on interstellar, interdimensional and ridiculous journey to do just that, but will he do it alone in the end? This is the story of Myles Grey Crimson.

finding out how to use a god's power to conquer the cosmos. read to see

Despair in gratefulness, relief in agony. That's how her world can be described, as she finds calmness in tragedy.

In a world filled with monsters, demons, and magic users born with elemental powers, a boy is born without any magic or elements. Despite this, he possesses monstrous strength and speed, faster than light. Armed with a mysterious sword that can change shape, he fights against an unknown cosmic force. His journey leads him to uncover the secrets of his origins and the true nature of the universe.

In summer of 2018, a 13-year old Lucas Steele stumbles upon a mysterious vortex, triggering haunting nightmares of a transformed world overrun by rifts and monsters. When a creature emerges from the vortex to attack him. Over the next six years, Lucas becomes consumed by his search for answers, as the vortex’s influence reshapes his reality. By 2024, the vortex manifests globally, turning the world into a chaotic landscape filled with rifts, monsters, and unforeseen dangers.

What kind of realm would you choose to live in after digitizing your mind? For Amun, that was a magical world where he could be free to learn until his end of days. What he got was to become the living god of a vast realm in an odd universe. A being who'd be born with the world. And later stripped of it all. A being of juxtaposition and contradictions. A sinner and a saint. A wise sage and a genius scientist. A loving creator and a baleful explorer. An elf and a devil, living in a world of might and magic. But all is not what it seems. Peace is fleeting. Figures loom in the light. Forms strafe through the trees. And one Amun is woefully ignorant to the ways of a realm so ripe for change. Yet he is one who cannot help but change it. So he devotes himself to forming the greatest guild the Mortal Plane has ever seen, intending to change his world and others for the better. And yet, somewhere along the line of his undying march, Amun evolved into the being all denizens of the Mortal Plane either revered; or feared. The Black Magus. *** This novel’s lore, story, and characters are entirely fictitious. Certain long-standing countries, institutions, organizations, agencies, public offices, etc. are/may be mentioned, but their histories and the characters involved are wholly imaginary. *** This novel’s lore, story, and characters are entirely fictitious. Certain long-standing countries, institutions, organizations, agencies, and public offices are mentioned, but their histories and the characters involved are wholly imaginary. Look for the story on RR. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/202907/fictions

Three months after his sister's mysterious '' death '', David embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the legendary End Crystal, a mythical artifact said to have the power to resurrect the dead. Driven by grief and determination, he ventures into a world teeming with danger, where ancient secrets and relentless enemies threaten to derail his quest. As David faces trials that test his strength, wit, and resolve, he discovers that bringing his sister back may come at a price greater than he ever imagined.

unfortunately, discontinued

i will no longer be uploading this series. I'm currently working on a rewrite for the series. the rewrite will be called Grave borne Revenant.

In a world trapped in eternal frost, Kael, a cursed exile hunted for his forbidden power, discovers a medallion tied to an ancient secret. Teaming up with Lira, a fierce warrior, they unravel a truth that could thaw—or destroy—their world.