Dirty Puns

Jace is an eighteen year old teenage boy who finds himself transported to another world after a near death experience. After entering this new world, he finds out that his Ability called Reversal has been upgraded. Previously, this Ability could only return minor stuff like broken glasses, dirty or torn clothes and stuff like that to their original condition but now, he can do so much more. ... "You're a Soul Wisp that was betrayed and wants revenge, don't worry, become my slave and I'll give you a chance to personally get your revenge." "You're an Evil who had his body destroyed and could only hide your Soul inside your weapons, don't worry, become my slave and I'll give you a new body."

Year 2000... Luca Vitale, a cold guy who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. He worked for a mafia, but he had some problems and because of that he was imprisoned, however, he managed to serve his sentence. After so long Vitale is free again, but everything has changed for the city of Cinderwood. Now that he is free he must recover what he lost and murder the man who betrayed him.

Diana Ardelaine was done. Diana Ardelaine had enough. Married to a Duke who returned from war with a mistress, she played the perfect wife, only to be humiliated at every turn. So, she did the one thing no one expected: she divorced him, walked out of his mansion, and decided to start fresh. Enter Cassian—a charming cafe owner with a knack for being in the wrong place at the right time. With his warm smiles and terrible puns, he made her believe in love again. Life was peaceful, simple, and—most importantly—happy. Until the royal guards showed up. With Cassian’s face plastered on a bounty poster, Diana's world turned upside down. Was her sweet husband a criminal? A liar? Before she could even yell at him, the crown prince burst into the cafe like a storm. “Where is that damn runaway prime minister?! The Empire’s about to fall, and this idiot is baking muffins?!” Diana froze. Prime minister? Runaway? Muffins? Turns out, Cassian wasn’t just a cafe owner—he was the crown prince’s cousin, a brilliant political advisor, and a man who really hated responsibility. Now, with imperial soldiers, assassination plots, and a furious prince barging into her life, Diana has to figure out how to keep her husband alive—and herself sane. Divorce was hard. Falling in love again was harder. But marrying into imperial chaos? That might just be impossible.

Vanessa is a high school girl with extremely bad grades. So, her mother finds a tuition teacher Edward Smith - a handsome and rich teacher. She flirts with him in order to escape his lectures but the teacher has dirty games to play with her. ________________ "Every relationship needs a little chemistry.," said my Chemistry teacher.

The Ruya Church sends the retired magic swordmaster, Leon, to eradicate the Ortus tribe. They find the fact that the secluded Ortus Tribe are capable healers, a potential threat to their ultimate goal of monopolizing healing arts. And so, they first got the swordmaster to do the dirty act of massacring the tribe by putting a powerful fast acting hex on Leon’s son that can’t be undone by anyone but the saintess of Ruya. Without any other option and the time is tight, Leon has no choice but to act on Ruya Church’s order. And so the peaceful village of the Ortus Tribe was destroyed without mercy leaving no one alive. Or so the swordmaster and the Church of Ruya thought, But Kashila of Ortus Tribe, a child beloved by spirit lives. And she now seeks bloody retribution!

What If Teezae was an assassin not so long ago a boy whose name was Vince had his parents killed by the government by such reason are still unknown, Vince vowed to avenge his parents as he found out the truth, he was adopted by a organisation that keeps the world from safe harm, the world is dirty and vile as this organisation cleans up the mess done by the government, they work in the shadows of earth, This organisation is known as The hidden shadows of truth, as they teach Vince later known as Teezae their ways

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

"How did it all start." "Yeah I remember it started with Valarie's dirty secret, why my life is like this". Tyler's life takes an unexpected twist after he and his friends got adopted by a seemingly pure spirited woman named Valarie as they live with her. They start to know that she is not what she appears to act and is hiding a sinister secret, will they be able to uncover her past

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Transported to a medieval world, I become a noble named Field. Soon, I discover a peculiar truth about this realm—women have a chance to awaken as extraordinary "Chosen Ones" with unique abilities and unrivalled beauty. But before Field can celebrate this revelation, he’s sent by his stingy father and alluring stepmother to a desolate, monster-infested wasteland to pioneer new lands! Worse still, the entire empire—no, the entire world—is utterly rotten. Ruthless nobles, cultists worshipping malevolent powers, unfathomable monsters, pervasive conspiracies, and relentless persecution—trouble seems to lurk around every corner. Fine, then! You want to play dirty? Bring it on! Humanity? Who needs it?

"I’m dirty," he muttered after another grueling day in the fields. "Then make me dirty," his new wife shot back, her voice a mix of defiance and invitation. Once a billionaire with the world at his feet, he lost everything in a single devastating moment—his fortune, his reputation, and his identity. Now, he toils as a farmer in the quiet countryside, living a life far removed from the glittering world he once ruled. Forced into a marriage of convenience, he’s met with a woman as fiery as she is mysterious. She challenges his pride, unearths his buried wounds, and stands as a force he never expected. But who is she really, and why does she carry secrets as heavy as his own? As the two battle their own demons, they must decide: will their unlikely bond rebuild their lives, or will the weight of their pasts break them apart forever? Discover a story of redemption, resilience, and unexpected love where second chances mean risking everything.

Avril Scott and her friends find a mysterious tunnel in the school's library. While in the tunnel, they set out for their freedom but end up discovering dirty secrets and new creatures along the way. Will they be able to get out? Will they be able move on from their past and face the present?

Han Yejun, who had a hand in every dirty job for his country, is killed for knowing too many secrets... But for him, this is not the end—it is a chance for a new beginning, a blank slate. As he fulfills the mission of the God of Torment, he will face the challenges of a new world and forge new friendships. This is his story, one that stretches into eternity.

Menceritakan dua orang remaja SMK yang saling mencintai, mereka berdua pun pacaran. Dan setelah dua bulan mereka pacaran si perempuan hamil, si ayah dari anak perempuan itu marah saat mengetahui putri kesayangannya hamil, dan Ayah dari si perempuan itu mengirimnya ke Malaysia untuk melanjutkan sekolah dan melahirkan di Malaysia. Dan sementara si laki-laki itu tetap berusaha untuk mencari informasi keberadaan pacar nya atau si perempuan itu. Setelah tiga tahun lamanya mencari pada akhirnya bertemulah mereka lagi di Malaysia, ketika keduanya sama-sama kuliah di Malaysia, dan si perempuan itu memperkenalkan anaknya kepada laki-laki yang sangat dia cintai bahwa anak yang sedang dia gendong itu adalah anaknya bergitu pun sebaliknya, si perempuan juga menceritakan bahwa laki-laki yang menggendongnya adalah ayahnya. Anak itu senang bisa bertemu dengan ayahnya, mereka berdua pun bersatu kembali dan mereka berdua memutuskan untuk tinggal selamanya di Malaysia bersama ke empat anak mereka

Deskripsi cerita : Seorang wanita (Titah) yang sangat mencintai seorang pria (Kamil), Cinta Titah bertepuk sebelah tangan karena Kamil mencintai wanita lain, dan akhirnya Titah bertekat untuk merebut cinta Kamil. Dan ketika itu, Istri Kamil (Dinda) dan anaknya Wulan mengalami kecelakaan yang membutuhkan banyak sekali biaya karena istri dan anaknya harus di operasi, Titah pun datang dengan menawarkan bantuan dengan syarat Kamil harus menceraikan Dinda serta meninggalkan anaknya (Wulan), kemudian menikah dengan nya. Titah pun memberikan waktu satu kali dua puluh empat jam (Sehari) untuk berfikir. Akhirnya Kamil menyetujui syarat yang Titah berikan, Kamil pun menceraikan dengan Dinda, lalu Kamil pun menikah dengan Titah, yang saat itu Titah sudah resmi bercerai dari mantan suaminya (Ridho). Setahun menikah dengan Titah, Kamil pun semakin Sayang pada Titah (mencintai Titah) wanita yang tidak pernah Kamil tau kalau Titah mencintai nya. Tokoh : Kamil (Mantan suami Dinda, ayah Wulan, dan suami Titah) Titah (Mantan istri Ridho, ibu Rizky, dan istri Kamil) Dinda (Mantan istri Kamil, ibu Wulan, dan istri Eka) Wulan (Anak dari Kamil dan Dinda) Ridho (Mantan suami Titah, ayah Rizky, dan suami Siska) Rizky (Anak dari Titah dan Ridho) Eka (Suami dari Dinda, Adik tiri Titah) Roy (Ayah tiri Titah) Paijo (Pengasuh dan supir Rizky) Purnomo (Juru masak di rumah Titah) Juminten & Darmi (Asisten rumah tangga di rumah Titah) Ucok (Tukang roti di komplek rumah Titah) Bono, Udin, & Darmo (Security di rumah Titah) Dll

He is the bad boy and the most eligible billionaire bachelor in town. She is the goody two shoes working as a primary teacher but she is a devil in disguise with dirty fantasies swirling in her head. Their worlds are so apart but maybe god or rather the devil wants them to meet and they meet for the first time when Hardin Blackwood visits the school where Zora Aldin works. He visits the school to give a speech to motivate the students as he was the donor of the school. When they first make eye contact, Zora's all dirty fantasies swirl in head one by one picturing Hardin in every scene. Hardin can clearly see the lust in Zora's eyes and the way she squirm under his gaze. The bachelor billionaire never mixes business with pleasure but the blue eyed primary teacher is so hard to resist and the way she bites her lips makes him weak in the knees. With all the sexual energy buzzing around them and the constant pull and push between them didn't prepare them when Hardin got himself a stalker. How will Zora and Hardin escape the stalker and the attraction between them?

"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

Atlas was just a dirty malnourished thirteen year old boy who lived in the slums but he doesn't know wat fate holds for him as the next War Lord

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Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

"I'll delete the pictures depending on how obedient you are. You have to do everything I say; if I want you to become a dog, you have to get on your knees and bark; do we have a deal?" Pierce leans intimidatingly to Malakai's height to whisper softly in his ears; his cold eyes flash with cruelty. "You don't want her to know what a dirty little creep you are, do you?" Malakai Kreston, Quiet and perfect son of the county's preacher is who everyone assumes to be a boring nerd, but Malakai has a deep secret. He isn't so perfect after all! A dirty secret that Malakai will do anything to protect. What happens when he becomes a targeted pawn of Pierce Masterson? Kai, who is usually the hunter, becomes the prey, and he discovers that Pierce is more evil... Sinister and very much more twisted than anything he'd ever imagined. Pierce must have everything he wants or destroy it all completely, Escaping is Malakai's only option, but how far will he go before he gets caught? In a game of cat and mouse, neither are willing to lose!

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

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To keep the multiverse in check, sometimes you've gotta get your hands dirty. When Amon took on the mission to find two missing agents, she didn't expect her brother to betray her in the process. Nor did she anticipate his betrayal would leave her stranded, with no way home and living off of scraps. Determined to accomplish her mission and bring him to justice, she will do anything--even if it means the fate of the world she was meant to keep intact.

Seorang wanita yang menyaksikan kematian keluarga nya dengan tragis, setelah nya mafia tersebut memperistri wanita ini yang pada saat itu suaminya pun di bunuh habis.

Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

Life becomes unpredictable. If you're weak, you'll have to train hard. If you're strong. you will get a chance to sit at the throne. ''Life is a bitch.'' I said to myself as I looked at the reflection in me in the dirty mud. I never wished for this to happen. Why am I reincarnated in this world? This only happens to comics! I complained to Apollo. I died in my original planet which is EARTH and became Sierra Ravyn. Sierra Ravyn was a beautiful woman with corrupted heart. Her evil brought doom to this world centuries ago. And I got lucky! I have inherited her appearance!

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

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