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Violeta wanted a fresh start. She was escaping a cheating boyfriend, childhood trauma, and the lurking threats of her parents' murderers who had escaped prison. But everything changes when she stumbles upon her boss, Alpha Quinn Dante, in a compromising position—her hips strapped with a dildo as she pleasures a man. Now, Violeta is trapped by a contract, forced into a twisted arrangement with Quinn, a woman whose mere presence makes men cower. Secrets unravel and a killer hunts her down, her unfaithful ex reappears, and she finds there's a world entirely different from hers. There's anger, betrayal, rejection, lust, and love on the loose. A rollercoaster Violeta can't escape from

When talking about World War 3, most people usually imagine a nuclear apocalypse or nuclear war. A war that will completely exterminate human civilization, leaving only radiation and the ruins of destroyed cities on Earth. What if, however, in a parallel universe in which the Soviet Union survives after 1991, nuclear weapons don't exist, and World War 3 is a war with the most advanced weapons from both NATO and the Soviet Union? A place where M1A1 Abrams and T-14 Armata collide and tremble the ground, where F-35 and Su-57 terrorize the skies. How would a war like this look like? And what if, even military weapons that were thought to come out of science fiction, such as laser guns, jetpacks, and lightsabers are used in The Third Human Global Conflict? Although everything would appear to be incredibly epic, it all began with a simple terrorist attack on New York City, which would slowly drive humans toward total annihilation. ---------------NOTE--------------- In this novel, I will call NATO as The Alliances, because the Alliances is a league where all anti-communist nations come together rather than just "North Atlantic nations". Also, everything in the Novel is entirely fictional, meaning that the whole world history in this novel is all made up and based on the real world, so don't accuse me of historical inaccuracies.

Michelle Dy was the epitome of a perfect lady. Beautiful, pure, chaste, modest, and refined. All her life, she lived in conformance to what society demanded of her. Well, at least that’s the image she has projected to everyone. Behind closed doors though. She was a real pervert. Every night, she either read smut novels, or watched porn. It became her nightly ritual that she would not be able to sleep if she doesn’t do that and masturbate while doing so. Then one night, she read a novel with such godly smut scenes that for every chapter that has smut she would be so horny that she felt much obliged to make herself orgasm over and over. Short to say, she overdid it, and her soul left her body literally. She was pronounced dead at 24, single since birth, and to her utter horror, a virgin, unless you count the rather small dildo she has been using. So, what happened after? Her soul went for judgement to the Assessors of Maat. However, her soul can’t go to heaven, but they also don’t want to send her to hell. Since the Assessors found her interesting, they gave her a chance to go to heaven. -- Archangel Samael has sinned and was judged by the heavens to repent. His punishment? He will have to live 3 lifetimes living a celibate life. He will be given 5 chances and if he fails, his wings will be taken away from him and he shall never enter the gates of heaven again. Since the gods wanted some entertainment, unknown to him, they sent him to be reborn as a fictional character in R-18 novels. -- Telling her that since Transmigration was the trend, they will be sending her soul to 5 worlds of novels she read. Her mission in each was to find Archangel Samael, seduce him and make him fall in love with her, whichever comes first. She will be given 5 chances and she must succeed in at least 3. If she succeeds, her soul will go to heaven, if she fails, her soul will go to hell. Seems easy? Hell no. Problem was, she was always being transmigrated as the villainess without any clue who the Archangel was except that he was lofty and has angelic aura! In addition, the novels were all reverse harems making it so that there were too many males to consider! Still, she was excited. This was her chance! Her chance to enjoy R-18 experience!

Allen Cromwell found himself transported to an apocalyptic world, where he assumed the role of a weapon store owner. Despite his easy-going and kind-hearted demeanor, there lurked a secret layer of caution and goal-oriented determination within him. This new reality proved to be more complex than he initially imagined. Populated by countless constellations and menacing demons, where crime thrived, and survival was uncertain, Allen managed to carve out a peaceful existence. He did so by selling weapons to kind-hearted customers, some of whom even expressed their gratitude with thoughtful gifts. Little did he know... “How in the hell is this a revolver? It’s clearly a dragon slayer!” “Ha! You say this is a lightsaber? Then how was it able to tear that mountain?” Amused by his customers' humorous interpretations, Allen decided to play along with their delusions and fantasies, adding a touch of humor to his otherwise unpredictable life. … Note: All the free chapters will be 1,200-1,500 words. From the locked chapters, the word count will be increased to 1,500-2,000 words. …

It all began with a cliché hero story. A world called Terra needed a hero and the king ordered the priest to summon one from another world. Axl, a typical 21-year-old university student, was selected as Terra's greatest hero. The hard-working hero was able to reach his maximum level in a year and overcome the dark lord. The dark lord was defeated. But just as he believed everything was going according to plan, the dark lord trapped him in the crystal and put him into cryosleep. The hero had been forgotten as the world had once more returned to peace. A thousand years later, he was awakened from his long slumber by Shea, the princess of the lost Moonstar Empire. He discovered that his surroundings had changed. The space shuttle had replaced the carriage, and the sword was now the lightsaber. Does a hero like him still have a place in this futuristic world? What does the princess want from him? ------- Note: this story mixes sci fi, system and magic. There will be space battles but not in the early chapters. And yes, please expect a lot of alien technology and magic technology. Tags: Comedy , Tentacles, Monster Girls , Aliens , Magic , Demons , Beasts , Action , Space Battles , Technology, Cyborgs, System, Overpowered , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead, Carefree Male Lead and Slice of Life. Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Power Stones Goal! 400 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapters 300 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter Magic Castle= 2 bonus chapters

how about a very long soothing massage? imagine coming back from your long shift, shoulders as heavy as carrying the whole world, your focus at zero because you are tired and have a terrible headache, your heels burning from the up and down, running down the corridors of the hospital from ward to ward. how about a very long full body massage? haven't you had enough of the ringing sound in your ears created by the forever ringing bells in the wards, the intercom, lay down, relax and be taken care of, this could turn out to be the one and only thing you have been missing your while life. it's just a massage, an innocent massage, you will just have to close your eyes and trust the masseur, don't worry the ointment is warm, if not drift to sleep then it's something else you might drift in, just don't fall in love with the poor masseur, he needs to be sane for the next customer. this is a porn short story, if you are not afraid to get naked and explore your body, then this is for you, as you will learn about fisting, double vaginal penetration, dildos, ass fucking, gang bang and public fucking. if the language is unbearable then the content will be a horror.

Jinli Yu is a regular 22 years old student, single , no boyfriend since birth. Her reasons? It's very simple, she is a hardcore rotten fujoshi who loves to ship boys with each other. She was pulling all the nighter reading her favorite BL books. One day , while she was on her way to school,she found an injured little cat, Jinli put it inside her bag until a newly opened BL Bookstore caught her attention. She was very delighted exploring what's inside. Jinli was busy scanning the books when the cat suddenly escaped her bag, she followed it quietly to avoid gaining attention. The cat led her to a secret staircase. It was a BL Portal! "Ow! My head hurts! What happened to me? Why is it so dark?" BEHOLD! WELCOME TO THE BL WORLD! "Umm? Who are you?" I AM DICCU! THE HOMEWRECKER SYSTEM! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR DESTINY! Jinli Yu was transmigrated into the BL world as a homewrecker! Can she handle the mission!! A fujoshi being a homewrecker between a boy's love? Will she finally experience having a lightsaber thing? Let's find out!! Hello!! Your author Yohan here! I am here again, writing another transmigration novel! Please expect some: -comedy scenes -expect the unexpected -different twist -exciting story line Thank you so much!! Have fun reading it! Let's talk! Discord: @Yohan#6080 Cover not mine, credits to the rightful owner

"Can I buy a medium-rare steak? I'm hungry." [Here, it's 0.5 Origin Point.] "Do you have any medicine that can power me up permanently?" [Yes, you can see on your tablet as it has shown you the research result on what you can buy right now. We recommend you to buy the Tyrant Injection to boost your strength and speed.] "I need some weapon that can cut this thing in two." [We recommend you to buy the 'Lightsaber III Edition' at a discounted price of just 69 Origin Point] What will you do, if you have a shopping system that can get you anything in a zombie's infested world? Follow Nigel Oneal as he gets a second chance to try it all over again in surviving the harsh world full of zombies while helping rebuild the society with the help of a shopping system! --- I'm pausing this novel for now as I've had tons of things left unattended to figure out in my life. Buy me a coffee to accompany my writing journey: https://ko-fi.com/claudistopod Cover from Magzmedia at Pixabay website.

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.

Zach was a sci-fi game enthusiast who unintentionally crossed over to a magical isekai. Fortunately, he had access to the previous game system and could fight the magic-savvy aborigines with high-tech weapons. “Magic? No, I have the lightsaber. ” Unlike what he expected, the system presented him with a different way of leveling up. He had to get some kind of special energy from the pretty girls' bodies on this planet so that he could unlock his weapons. "What the hell happened? Is my sperm capable of upgrading girls? Can my blood cause those girls to burst out instantly?" This was incredible. The succubi were a hated race in the magical isekai because they oversucked male sperm and killed men, but not Zach. Surprisingly, the majority of the special energy that Zach required was distributed in succubi. He appeared to be having a fantastic journey.

Joe he’s an average man who works a minimum wage job he but one day he gets shot through the ass and dies

Despite making millions a year from some lucky investments made during his youth, Alan Spinchter lives paycheck to paycheck. The reason? His enormous income is blown on parties, women, and drugs.. and after two decades of such a lifestyle, Alan's heart finally gave away when going to town on a pair of blonde twins he had paid far too much for a single evening. Despite his life slipping away, Alan had a goofy smile as he died how he always wanted to. With two beauties wrapping their tongues around his cock. 'Ah, please let me do his again in my next life' were his last thoughts as his time on Earth came to an end. But his story was only just beginning.

I stole from some hobbos and I'm suddenly a fucking dildo??? wtf is going on!!!!

"Shocking! Rising superstar Zhou Chuchu was spotted having a secret meeting with a suspected scammer at a villa. Is this true or not? We hope the two goddesses can respond." In just a few minutes, this super eye-catching hot topic quickly pushed aside other trending topics and made its way to the top ten headlines, causing a heated discussion among netizens. Netizens speculated about what kind of scumbag could deceive two A-list national goddesses, not only swindling their fortunes but also exposing their secret meetings. Zhou Chuchu: Xiao Yuyao, I'm sorry. I don't have much money left. This is all I can give you. I hope you won't be disappointed. Yang Mimi: You really are a gold digger. You spent all the money from my last pay so quickly. Well, all my money is here. Take it. Suddenly, Xiao Yuyao had a thought, and a cold light flashed. A dark-colored hilt appeared in his hand, with a faint blue light shining at the center of the hilt, seemingly an energy cube for storing power. Buzz. The hilt made a buzzing sound, and a bright white energy beam formed at the front end, condensing into a sword-like shape under everyone's gaze. The unstable slight fluctuations of the beam quickly stabilized, forming a unique lightsaber with a freely adjustable form. It was about one meter long with a 10-centimeter-wide blade of light, and its power was yet to be determined. Xiao Yuyao tilted his head to look at the lightsaber, something extremely cool that only appeared in science fiction movies and was possessed by the protagonist. He lightly swung it, a smirk appearing on his lips. A cold voice resounded from above: "Energy storage remaining: 99%. Stability: 80%."

Hi, my name is Alexander Kingstone, and this is the story of how fate wanted to fuck me with a 13-inch dildo, so I fucked her back by surviving and becoming more powerful than her ------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first novel, I am trying to become a serious author, I will try to commit no errors in my grammar, if there are just tell me. Chapters will come out whenever I can, I still have to go to school

A man of the 23rd-century earth died from an incurable disease. Unexpectedly, he transmigrated into the body of the young Edwin Lightsaber, a poor young noble warrior. Follow his adventures to the new world of Everwar. Disclaimer: The image used is not mine.

Dick was a handsome young man in his early twenties. He was very successful among women and he went from conquest to conquests. He didn't mind breaking the hearts of the numerous women he dated and was only focused on the pleasures of the flesh. One day, he ends up breaking the heart of someone he shouldn't have and is cursed. He then becomes an object which symbolized his entire life which was dedicated to pleasing women in the most primal sense, a dildo. If you want to know what happens to him, continue reading.

Gwen Parker lives a normal mundane life on earth studying archaeology at a university in London. What will happen as she is thrown into a new world of star ship battles and lightsaber wielding strangers? And what will happen when she isn't the only one to get transported to a galaxy far, far away? ••• This is a romance story as well as an action and adventure story centred around Star Wars episode IV A New Hope. -Luke Skywalker x OC -Star Wars -A New Hope -Series -Book 1

Joining WPC :D The Era of Magic and Technology, the era in which Machina, a former game developer was reincarnated to. It has been two years since he came into this parallel world. Mech, Mage, Flying on a broom, spaceships, Real Magic, lightsabers, Things that Machina had only seen in movies and anime existed here. Life was great here, lives of humans have become easier, many lived in happiness and peace. That was the other side of the coin. On the other side, behind this peace and happiness were endless wars, poverty, and suffering, it was truly the dirty nature of humans that tainted this world, even with the threat of beings called Outer Gods. Humans never stopped killing each other. Machina lived on the dirty side of the coin, even with the privileged of a Reincarnator, Machina had to venture to the junk city which where the Arvan Kingdom dumps theirs trashes. Here the smell of oil, sh*t, trash, and rusting metal was mixed together. And this is also where his legend starts

When The impossible becomes the possible When The dead comes back When The supernatural exist and does not hide anymore The search of answers is coming to an end The world is close by, change is coming. It Has Begun. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Follow the main character as he tries to find the meaning of his life as he travels around the world and beyond on the search for his answers. "You know your horns look like a dildo right?" "Gwrrrrrrrrrr!" "Ya i thought so, its best to break them off and make a living off of them though i hear the vibrating type is best" "Gwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am a newbie writer. Please forget about the grammar errors and my release dates so I will send them randomly, but I will try at least two chapters weekly.

pov: you're scrolling Instagram and webnovel posts a novel title generator and you get "Hot Mistress married at a police station" and now you cannot sit still without writing this absolute whackiness. thank you. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Nia is a dirt poor college student making ends meet by selling sex toys in her hometown. After profitable three years of interning she finally gets caught by a Priest. And the price to pay is heavy. It's an impromptu wedding. With someone who feels like a stalker. HELP. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ it's dramatic crack is what this book is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ if you're reading this I hope you know that it contains crude humor and overuse of the word "dildo". I mean nothing as offense and have no aim at offending any caste, creed, culture or religion by writing this stuff. It's all fun and jokes.

Explore Darth Vader's early history! Picking up after Star Wars 3 Revenge of the Sith. Follow Vader as he receives his legendary red lightsaber and Rises to power as the Dark Lord of the Sith! When Anakin Skywalker fell both to the dark side and the blade of Obi-wan, he fell back up, more machine then man. Having lost everything that was once dear to him, he now takes his first steps into a darker world- beginning by hunting down and eradicating the remaining Jedi. But Ani Kenobi once his loveable wife is making a desperate effort to gather and preserve whatever she can of the religion's legacy. Palpatine sees her as a particular threat to the Empire- does her knowledge make her the Chosen One?

Jay was having a weird day. Freaky even. He had avoided death just today over 30 times. So much so that he had become paranoid that someone was out to get him. But he survived. Because he was awesome. That night as he went to sleep, he died of a brain aneurysm. Tragic! Truly tragic. Then something happened and he was reincarnated in a fantasy world. Cheat superpowers, cliche quests and a harem full of busty beauties, here I come! Or so it was supposed to be. Only it wasn't. Instead he was born to a cobbler in a small border town, in a world ruled by dungeon conquerors with an iron fist that regularly fucked with the commoners with their 18 inch spiked steel dildos. They hoarded all the best grinding spots, the 33 world dungeons and all the best loot, armed with their hundreds of years of farmed exp as tower lords, allowing next to no social mobility. With the 33 dungeons inaccessible, a poor background, and no cheat superpowers, how will our hero ever rise to the ocassion? Read to find out!

Both of them stop and stare at the long purple dildo can be seen on his desk. Jay dead pans to him but I can see the confusion in his eyes as if asking ‘why do you have this?’ He smirks at Jay and leans in, “I’m just measuring.” Jay looks even more confused. He leans in even more with his hot breath on Jay, “ Measuring how deep it goes in.” Jay smirks saying, “Mind if I see.” ‘!!!!!!’ *** Noah Thomas feels like he can’t get a win in life. It just seems like he can’t catch a break and is getting the shit end of the stick when it comes to family and love. However, that’s not stopping him from trying to live his best life. He is a charming, BL loving guy who just wants to live his life. He is easy going but if you have malice intent, he won’t be scared to put you in your place. He’s gonna live his life and just ignore his problems. Like his nightmares that won’t seem to go away about that disgusting awful time in that dark room, where he can still see his smile even in daylight. Hopefully he’ll be alright, right? Jay Anderson is a popular and well known guy at his College. Hes just like any other guy, has close buddies, has a pretty girlfriend and seems to be doing fine in class but doesn’t seem to ever let his guard down. Never letting anyone completely in, until he meets him, Noah, the guy who can make anyone have fun without even trying with the brightness smile. ‘Shit, I think I’m in love with a man.’ #BL #Sweetlove #BottomMC #TopML #PowerCouple #Yaoi #Protagonistfallsinlovefirst #Campus #EasyGoingMC #CoolML Enjoy!

In the unfolding story, we follow the complex character of Kaelus Vossar, a once-promising Jedi Padawan under the guidance of Jedi Master Shaak Ti. Born on the distant planet of Seriphis, Kaelus exhibited a unique affinity for both the light and dark sides of the Force, setting the stage for a life marked by duality. Kaelus's training and fall from grace are central to his character's development. Under Master Shaak Ti's tutelage, he became known for his unorthodox dual-wielding lightsaber technique, combining both a red and a blue blade. However, his insatiable curiosity led him to explore the forbidden depths of the Force, ultimately pushing him towards the dark side. His fall into darkness culminated in a confrontation with a Sith artifact that nearly consumed him, leading to his expulsion from the Jedi Order. Kaelus's life takes a drastic turn as he becomes a nomadic mercenary for the Galactic Republic, using his mastery of both light and dark sides of the Force for morally ambiguous missions. Kaelus's character is marked by complexity, torn between the light and dark aspects of his nature. He is fiercely loyal to those he chooses to protect, despite his internal conflict. Throughout his journey, we see Kaelus crossing paths with notable characters from the Star Wars universe, including Jedi Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano, whom he knew from their time as younglings in the Jedi Academy. He also encounters the enigmatic Sith apprentice, Asajj Ventress. The story delves into Kaelus's past, revealing how he was expelled from the Jedi Order after falling to the dark side during a mission to a Sith temple. The Jedi Council's decision to cast him out marks a turning point in his life, leading him down a path that ultimately leads to the birth of the enigmatic mercenary known as "Ronin." As the tale unfolds, we witness themes of redemption, moral ambiguity, and the consequences of straying from the Jedi path, all set against the backdrop of the Star Wars universe. The choices Kaelus makes will shape his destiny and impact the galaxy far, far away.