Put The Coochie In The Bag Meme

He died reading the worst novel ever written. A depressed man drowns his sorrows in a pathetic xianxia story-one where a beggar gets "saved" by a princess, only to be betrayed, framed, and left to rot. The ending was so stupid, so unfair, that he rage-quits life... only to wake up inside the damn book as that very same beggar. But this time? Hell doesn't get to claim him twice. Armed with knowledge of the original plot and a burning hatred for fate itself, he tears the script apart. No more mercy. No more weakness. The System that reincarnated him thought this would be a game? Good. He'll play—by drowning the Han Dynasty in blood, forging a throne from broken cultivation sects, and ascending as the Demon Emperor this rotten world deserves.

Meet pimento, a young and vivacious girl with a captivating crush on the enigmatic Mayor May, “M-M” a stunning and powerful woman renowned for her beauty and wealth. Mayor May, still reeling from the devastating breakup with her ex-girlfriend and the tragic loss of two past loves, had resigned herself to a life of solitude, shielding her heart from future pain. But fate has other plans. Pimento’s innocent charm and radiant spirit unexpectedly disrupt Mayor May's carefully constructed defenses, sparking a tantalizing possibility: will May ever open herself up to love again, or will the ghosts of her past prove too great to overcome?"

“My new family was nothing like I had imagined; they loved me and treated me with kindness. As time passed, fragments of memories from my past life began to resurface. I was not an ordinary person back then—I was a man of great ambition, deeply immersed in knowledge and power. I knew this world from reading a fantasy novel. But there is one undeniable truth: I am the villain. In my past life, I was the villain, and now, I have been reborn into a world I once read about, once again taking on the role of the villain—a wealthy and influential figure. But there is one crucial difference… In this world, I am destined to die at the hands of the protagonist and lose everything.” {“I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com”}

The heart is surging, the imagination is infinite, the waves are swaying against the wind, the youth is undefeated and passionate! Wealth, beauty, reputation, status, people who pursue all these are short-sighted. Back on earth, there was no choice, as everyone was going to die eventually, thus they can only pursue these or life would be meaningless. But in this world, where primeval essence is rich, why would we not pursue immortality given the possibility? For the sake of immortality, wealth, beauty, reputation, status, I can make use of all of them, and I can also discard them as easily! for immortality, fear cannot stop me, I will charge forward relentlessly! for immortality, laziness will not stop me, I will never slack even for a moment! for immortality, pain cannot stop me, gods and demons cannot stop me, even heaven and earth cannot stop me!

Ragnarök, a survival game in which participants named avatars who gain supernatural power. After clearing each level. Kai, our MC also became one of the avatars of the game. Let's what happen in the Ragnarök

After reincarnating multiple times over several centuries, Klaus has finally returned 50 years into the apocalypse that descended on Earth, bringing with it the infamous spiritual Qi. He is a paragon, a being so powerful that the heavens want nothing more than to kill him. He doesn’t play by the rules, and he most certainly doesn’t care what the heavens think. He just wanted to live his life, make money, and keep a smile on his mother’s face. However, when memories of his past incarnations began to resurface, he was forced to resume the life of a paragon once more. Maybe for the last time. Read along as we explore the amazing and twisted lives he has lived and how they will shape his current incarnation as Klaus Hanson, the Last Paragon. ==================== 50 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapters 100 Power Stones = 2 Bonus Chapters 200 Power Stones = 3 Bonus Chapters 500 Power Stones = 4 Bonus Chapters ==================== Join The Discord Server: https://discord.gg/HQFRrS8y6Q

Sudden death followed by waking up in the mobile game…Sure. Turning into the girl because you like to play as a female character…That’s a bit much. Having to save the world with your useless avatar…Yeah, I am off, find someone else for the job. Am I the main protagonist? Certainly not with these pitiful attributes?! >>>>>>>>>> Additional tags: Gender Bender Author notes: English isn’t my first language, so sorry for any misspellings or grammar mistakes. Feel free to point them out so I can correct them.

A guy named Ken Garcia was unemployed, but he got a system at he need charisma to boost his other stats and skills, and in the world of mha or maybe not only one anime . A bit of cussing and blood or murder Upload one chapter every weekend IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FINFIC The anime in this story doesn't belong to me the only thing that belongs to me is the character Ken and the intimidating system in these story. I don't own the cover of the book, who every made this they are amazing. Made it for fun If anyone wants to make it better then go ahead, but give me some credit. Also sent me the name so I can read it.

Beneath the bustling city， the shadows of the apocalypse lurked. The black spores spread silently， twisting bodies and minds. Gin's lab made some people disappear without a trace， turned others into monsters， and some into the rich. Now it was the turn of a mysterious young man， Mo Wen， to make his choice...but he made the wrong one. “Gin， with a sinister smile， grew curious about what Mo Wen was mumbling. He brought his ear close to Mo Wen's lips， only to hear a faint voice: 'Dad， I'm so scared...'“

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In Nazi-occupied France, a young woman, Adeline Beaumont finds her life completely changed when her family is forced to share their home with a German Officer, Wilhelm von Haeften. Initially fueled by hatred, their relationship unexpectedly blossomed into a forbidden love amidst the brutality of war. But as the French resistance intensifies and the horrors of occupation deepen, Adeline must choose between her burgeoning feelings and her loyalty to her country. Will their forbidden love survive the escalating conflict? Or will the shadow of war tear them apart forever? Discover a story of defiance, sacrifice and a love that dares to bloom in the darkest of times

A person name domino lives within a world of unlimited possibilities and experiences and with the power of dreams he has to collect the orb of infinite dreams to cure his sister illness however the orb is known and everyone wants it and he can't leave his sister alone until one day something from the sky falls down appearing black and white.

Zane was a regular soldier in a cruel apocalypse. He made enough to guarantee his sister's wellbeing at one of the humans stronghold by risking his life daily in a world were countless people like him are killed everyday without making a difference Due to certain circumstances he got the chance to become a saint, a being that actually mattered in this world. Sure the trial was an impossible one but he was determined to pass it, with the help of his harem of beautiful strange women there is nothing he couldn't stop. And so he battles vampires, Flirts with beautiful warlocks and make incredibly difficult to kill enemies, all to raise his power and pass the trial so that he could go back to his home world, back to the apocalypse. Additional tags: Angel, demons, romance, harem, slow-burn, light gore, r18

Investigative journalist Ellie Harper returns to her fog-shrouded hometown of Haven’s Cove after her mother’s death, only to find the past clawing its way back: skeletal remains wash ashore, linked to her aunt’s unsolved 1985 disappearance. As Ellie digs into the cold case, she uncovers a secret society, The Mariner’s Circle, and a bloodstained heirloom that implicates the town’s most powerful figures—including her own family. But the killer, the Ferryman, is still active, taunting Ellie with riddles and corpses. Torn between exposing the truth and protecting those she loves, Ellie races against the rising tide to unravel a conspiracy rooted in betrayal, addiction, and ghosts of WWII. When the Ferryman’s identity shatters everything she knows, Ellie must decide whether justice is worth drowning for.

Some children are born with a bright future. I am not.

In his past life, Sami was just another high school student addicted to video games, an expert strategist who preferred the glow of a screen to the monotony of reality. But when his life is cut short unexpectedly, he wakes up in an unfamiliar world a world where floating islands drift across the sky, magic flows like a tangible force, and monstrous creatures lurk in the shadows.

love and mors

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

I'm a mother in the apocolips but I have those I cherish around me so it's okay.

Jack and his friends thought their small town was nothing special—until they ventured too close to the old cornfield and saw *it*. A presence lurking in the stalks. Watching. Waiting. When their friend Danny dies under horrifying circumstances, the group tries to escape, only to realize the town itself won’t let them leave. Worse, Amy, the girl Jack cares about most, has been *possessed* by the entity they now call the Watcher. As reality warps around them, Jack refuses to give up on Amy. But the deeper he goes into the nightmare, the more he realizes this isn’t just about saving her—it’s about *surviving* the Watcher’s game. Every road leads back to the cornfield. Every attempt to fight back only feeds the darkness. And as Amy slips further away, Jack is faced with an impossible question: How do you save someone from a monster that’s already inside them? **A gripping horror web novel filled with psychological terror, supernatural horror, and a desperate fight against an ancient evil.**

The human being is above all beautiful, divine and surprising. But there is in its essence an evil that surpasses even the understanding of God. And it's about human evil and its consequences, these tales that will follow. Mystery, absurdities, supernatural and blood will fill these pages. Not recommended for the weak.