Horror Jokes

[I am not the original author, the original author is called: Pot Fish Chili. I found his work on lightnovel pub but sadly stop posting on there after roughly 300 chapters. luckily I was able to find on other websites where people are posting his remaining chapters which are roughly 600 number. I'm just posting these novels on here for convenience of reading so if you would like to show your support please do it towards the original author by either reading his works on lightnovel pub or finding any other works written by him. NOW ow, let's get to the synopsis.] After losing his job, Bai Liu became involved with an unstoppable horror live streaming game full of various monsters and players with killer intent. Initially, everyone thought Bai Liu was just an ordinary person who strayed into the game. Later, they realized it was this game that welcomed its god with victory and a laurel crown. It said to Bai Liu, “Welcome home.”

Lothair is a serial killer who detest imperfection on human’s facial features, which resulted in him having a compulsory behavior of wanting to strip people’s faces. After he dies, he finds himself as Narcissus, a beautiful and adorable female NPC inside a state-of-the-art VRMMO world of the latest craze called Fallen Carcosa Online. But despite being a fantasy-filled game, the world feels strangely realistic. Too realistic, even. Game-like systems and magic exist but so do plagues, politics, economy, and the horror hidden in plain sight. When pried open, an actual human-like anatomy can be seen beyond the skin of the NPC’s face—with little to no censor. Everything feels too immersive. Except Narcissus, Lothair’s new identity. When Narcissus tried to scrape off the face of her new adorable body, she found an abyssal void with little to no end. This story marks the birth for the King in Yellow. - Warning, this story contain: Male-to-Female Genderbend, GL/Yuri, Occasional Futa MC, Yanderes, Harem, Self-Cest. - Follow the creative and attentive Narcissus, a nuanced former serial-killer who will gradually becomes stronger, experienced, maddening, horrifying, but also mature, wise, conflicted, and complex—in this near-endless journey. Where souls unsung and tears unshed. In the land of Lost Carcosa.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

In a world where time, reality, and existence itself have been shattered by an event known as the Temporal Sundering, humanity clings to survival amidst the ruins of fractured timelines. Seven enigmatic gods stand as guardians against forces far older—and far more terrifying—than any mortal can comprehend. Yet, even these divine protectors are not what they seem; their power is borrowed, their motives inscrutable, and their protection tenuous at best. Beyond them lies something darker, something that defies definition—"Something That Should Not Be Known." Enter Evelyn Veylan, a young woman thrust into a life she doesn’t fully remember aboard a pirate ship navigating treacherous waters between two vast continents. Once a player in the legendary game Chrono Nexus, Evelyn now finds herself living within its world—a place where the boundaries between past and present blur, where corruption festers in both body and soul, and where forgotten knowledge holds the key to salvation—or destruction. As captain of her crew, Evelyn must navigate not only the perils of the sea but also the shadows lurking within herself. Her memories are fragmented, her identity torn between who she was and who she has become. Haunted by glimpses of a former life and burdened with powers she barely understands, Evelyn walks a razor’s edge between heroism and monstrosity. With each decision, she inches closer to uncovering truths too dangerous for mortal minds—and risks losing herself entirely. Will Evelyn rise above the chaos to carve out a future for herself and her crew? Or will the weight of forbidden knowledge drag her into the abyss? Dive into a narrative that challenges the limits of courage, trust, and humanity itself—all while unraveling the mysteries of a world born from one of gaming’s most immersive universes. Prepare to set sail across uncharted seas, confront ancient horrors, and discover what it truly means to defy destiny.

A sudden and unprecedented event occurred and took place on Earth. A fissure instantly appeared in the clear blue sky, revealing a void devoid of any light beyond, instantly covering the whole planet, leaving no Life, no Hell, and no Paradise behind... Hence the start of a new chaos and a great beginning of life devoid of any hope began. In this apocalypse and lawless world without any limits set upon its beings, a silent dark wisp took form. A wisp that was bound to become the Horror of All was born... "Wait… I’ve become a Ghost?!" _______________________________ Bonus Chapter; Power Stones, 200 PS = 1 Chapter 400 PS = 2 Chapters 600 PS = 3 Chapters ... Golden Ticket, 100 GT = 1 Chapter 200 GT = 2 Chapters 300 GT = 3 Chapters.

Standalone horror stories, approximately 500 to 1000 words per chapter, with each story fully independent of the others. If a character's name appears in multiple stories, it should not imply a connection between them unless explicitly noted otherwise.

Un hombre joven sufre un accidente de coche. Su espíritu es transportado a una residencia de ancianos donde los fantasmas de los muertos se encuentran atrapados. Sin embargo, los muertos tienen miedo de otro ser que mora entre los muros del edificio.

John is a young guy, driving a fast car, who has an accident and dies. His ghost gets attracted to and trapped in a nursing home called Green Pines House. There are many other ghosts over there who live along with the living, who are oblivious to their existance. However, the ghost are scared of another entity that hides insade the walls of the same building.

The novel contains short horror stories. There are both supernatural and realistic stories. Book cover doesn't belong to me.

“They are beauty beyond words and terror beyond reason. In their light, souls are cleansed; in their shadow, worlds are undone. They bless with a touch and destroy with a glance. To worship them is to invite salvation and doom alike, for they are justice without mercy, power without limit, and existence without end. Mortal hands may build temples in their name, but no prayer can soften their gaze. Kneel, not in hope—but in fear." — Aetherion 6:8 Have you ever wondered if Gods exist or if they are just a figment of humanity's imagination for hope? If they exist and aren't just a figment of our imagination, are they benevolent and merciful, or are they indifferent to our sufferings? Arohan, an atheist despised the concept of religion and Gods because of his parent's death. His parents left him wealth beyond measure, so he lived his life the way he desired and did whatever he wanted without caring about the consequences. Everything changed when he faced two choices: save himself or save the world!

In a world fractured by forgotten wars and ancient forces, Eleanor is an anomaly. While the land groans under the weight of its inevitable end, she remains untouched, an eternal presence in a realm where death claims all. The laws of nature bend around her, as she exists beyond the reach of mortality. Sealed away, hunted, or buried in time, she cannot be destroyed. Her immortality is both a blessing and a curse. Born in a forgotten village, Eleanor’s life was once simple, until the mark of something ancient awakened within her. Now, as the world crumbles beneath the weight of forgotten gods and hidden truths, she must lead a fractured humanity toward a future she can no longer fully grasp. But with each passing year, as she stands witness to the collapse of everything she knew, the cost of her eternal existence grows clearer. In a world where the end is inevitable, Eleanor’s path will take her to the very heart of destruction. Will she succumb to the darkness that calls to her, or will she become something far more terrifying than anyone could imagine? Join Eleanor as she faces the price of immortality and the horrors that lurk beyond the veil of time. What to expect: ~ A protagonist who grows from a leader of mortals to a being beyond the comprehension of her world. ~ A unique mythology and power system that blends cosmic horror with deep, world-building exploration. ~ A dark, atmospheric tone with themes of power, corruption, and the cost of immortality. ~ No romance, only the haunting journey of a leader’s descent into divinity. ~ The exploration of madness, transformation, and what it means to be human in the face of cosmic terror. ~ Chapters ranging from 500 to 1,500 words, with a focus on rich storytelling, world-building, and character development. ~ A saga that spans over 1,200 chapters, with each volume charting a new phase of Eleanor’s transformation and the world’s descent into chaos. My patreon: patreon.com/LightChaser933 Author's Note: I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad and Scribble Hub as well

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

~~~WSA 2025~~~ ... [ Every being harbors malice deep within their soul. [ Although they tried their best to hide the malice, it's undeniable that it exists. The more the life forms suppressed their malice, the more scarier the malice was when it was released... [ As time passed by, although most life forms managed to suppress their malice, the malice within them, instead of decreasing, actually began to accumulate. Breaking through the critical point as they soon transformed into something; hence, an entity worse than the devil itself was born.] [ ... ] [ As a new Chaos Awakener, your sole duty was to eliminate "Malice". Preventing malice from accumulating energy and reaching the critical point, reasoning for a door to open between the two worlds.] [ ... ] [ Note: Upon accepting the task, you would no longer be able to escape your destiny. Please choose wisely! ]

It's horror story with peronal and other peoples experience about there horror story! Hope you all enjoy my horror story. Because it was based on the real experience of peoples that I know in my life. I collect this from there and my experience with horror. It's really terrible for me. WARNING: This book contain a LOT of grammatical errors. The Author is too lazy to edit the story anytime soon or none at all and English isn't Author's first language with less vocabulary. So, if you really prefer to read a good grammar story then this MUST NOT be your book and the "exit" button is always there for you to used. However, for the others who wish to continue to read the story then please, do enjoy! Any book that had the same title and the plot would be accidental. If there is, please contact the author. THIS IS ORIGINALLY MADE BY THE AUTHOR, Kirito. [NOT A TRANSLATION] THANK YOU FOR READING!!

[You’ve successfully killed an Elder Draco Serpent (SSS) and gained 125,000,000 Exp] [Lifesteal activated!] [You've stolen 50,000 blood and a thousand years' worth of life force] [Power absorption activated!] [Pick one ability from the following: Destroyer's Breath(SS), Poisonous Blood(S), Bizzard(B)] [Ding!] [Conditions are met, do you wish to undergo the trial and upgrade your class to Blood Monarch(SS)?] —————————————————————————————————— Liu Kang was training alongside his clan members when an elder conspiracy almost killed him. However, a masked figure tore through space, attacking the group and rescuing Kang. Revealing his identity, the masked figure showed Kang his power and offered him the chance to become like him. Fueled by the desire for strength and revenge, Kang dismissed the consequences and sacrificed himself to the mask, transforming himself into a monster and granting him a system with limitless potential Extra TAGs: #Guild-Building | #Cold-blooded | #Anti-Villain | #Genius [Mass release event goals (20 Dec)] 5 Review OR 10 Golden tickets -> +2 Chapters 7 Review OR 15 Golden tickets -> +3 Chapters 10 Reviews OR 20 Golden tickets -> +5 Chapters 30 Golden tickets -> +6 Chapters 40 Golden tickets -> +8 Chapters 50 Golden tickets -> +10 Chapters

Doctor, the game I made seems to have become a reality "Isn't that good? Nowadays, people face so much work pressure, but you can get rid of it, play in the world, and live the life of your dreams." But I am a quirky game designer

‘The moment I faced its enormous eye, an unbearable headache struck me. Just by facing it, the amount of information exceeded what my brain could handle.’ Excerpt from ‘Things I Encountered in Space’ by Terra race space adventurer ‘Con Arche’. …No, I was just looking out of curiosity…? - This book belongs to 딸기홍차. - I'm just translating it and posting it on Webnovels. - This book does not belong to me. - I'll try to post regularly but I'm currently in graduate school and we're coming to a really important exam time.

Jane was a horror lover. But, despite her love towards horror movie, she had not had any encounter with the astral beings herself. However, when she moved to her new dormitory, she made herself a new friend. A ghost, to be exact. And a handsome one, too. But, there was something suspicious with this ghost. He was too...human. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "As the Princess of our clan, you deserve to command the Seventh Advisor and The White Army. May you bring peace upon those who are visible and invisible." "..." A princess? Don't joke with me! "Just accept it. It's not bad, though." A certain someone nudged my elbow as he grinned teasingly. "You will be the only princess who has two prince consorts." The older one spoke calmly. "My dear princess, will you build your own harem now?" His eyes flashed with dangerous glint. Harem?! Screw you! I suddenly felt that these two men were only here to cause me troubles. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- *This story is pure fiction. There are some NSFW contents inside, so if you are under 17, please, don't read this novel. Note: Please, consider to review or comment this story when you read this *doing a 90-degree bow down Disclaimer: The cover is not mine.

A girl named Hannah Wits moved from her home town in Goslar, Lower Saxony Germany to a rural town in Washington state, in the United States. Hannah and her mother Eleanor moved after a divorce with Hannah's step father Parker. The move takes a toll but things take a turn for the worst when things turn dark in their comfy country side cabin.

Here is where the horror lies. Here is where we learn some secrets and where we keep the secrets. Psst!

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Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

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Ryan traveled to such a mysterious world and became an apprentice in a monster pharmacy. [Ding! You cured Miss Succubus's androphobia, you got "Durable Potion Formula" x1, 500 Skull Coins, Miss Succubus's favorability +100] [Ding! Your massage technique made the vampire princess feel physically and mentally happy, you got "Medical Skill: Eagle Vine Hand" x1, 500 Skull Coins, Vampire Princess's dependence +100] Let's see how a human, in this dark world full of monsters and evil spirits worse than demons, step by step to the pinnacle of life. "Sorry, all the monsters and horrors, if you want to kill me, please ask my patients if they agree first!" But... What's the truth behind this Dark World? Is it a paradise for horrors demons and monsters a prison for imprisoned criminals,? or a shelter when the True Darkness comes? Why Ryan traveled to here? To find out all the truth, let's follow Ryan's footprint by reading this novel!

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