Centaur Horse Race Meme

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

The world had been in chaos for over three hundred years. In the Central Plains, singing and dancing never ceased, foreign tribes sharpened their weapons and fed their horses, Sword Immortals roamed the Martial World, and famed generals quelled unrest in all directions. Five years before the great upheaval, the young Pharmacist Li Guanyi committed murder on a rainy night. At last, he opened his eyes and saw this chaotic human world. Underneath the hooves of horses lay piles of bleached bones – famed generals, beauties, the Martial World, Divine Weapons, commoners, Dharma Forms. Since ancient times, only white bones and yellow sand remained on the fields! Confucian Scholars, crushed beneath iron hooves; Buddhas, swept away by long spears! "I, Daoist Li Guanyi, invite this world to its death!"

General Leo Tenebrae had finally won the war against Great Angleia after three years. The people living in Light, the capital city of Saulelux Kingdom, lined the streets to cheer for the hero’s return as he rode through the streets to the castle on his horse. Suddenly, the crowd became silent when they spotted a petite woman sitting on the horse, hiding behind the tall and handsome general. Isn’t General Tenebrae the Prince Consort of Princess Iris, the first-born of King Sol? Princess Iris had married Leo out of convenience before he left for war. No one had expected the general to marry the woman who was allegedly involved in the death of his first love. During his absence, Princess Iris played the devoted wife, shedding her pretence as the good-for-nothing princess just to maintain the house of Tenebrae amidst political intrigues. How dare he return with another woman, a woman that resembled his first love? Will Iris divorce or fight for Leo’s love, clear the misunderstandings and overcome the obstacles between them? How will Iris find her happily-ever-after?

Content Warning: This story contains mature themes and explicit sexual content. Reader discretion is advised. Hiroshi Takeda, a tall and muscular 36-year-old man, was living an ordinary life in Japan until a strange twist of fate brought him to a fantasy world filled with diverse races and unusual customs. Known as "Henry" in this new realm, Hiroshi quickly realized that this world had very different norms—interracial relationships were unheard of, same-sex intimacy didn’t exist, and modesty was almost nonexistent. But for Hiroshi, that didn’t matter. He had one goal: to explore this strange and fascinating world in the most intimate way possible. Whether it was a cute catfolk, a beautiful elf, or a shy centaur, Hiroshi didn't discriminate. Male or female, as long as they were beautiful,pretty ,cute,hot,sexy and without muscles, they caught his eye—and his passion. As Hiroshi starts his “sex adventure,” he breaks every cultural norm and taboo of this world, charming his way through villages, befriending (and sleeping with) beautiful beings from mermaids to fairy, and making a name for himself as the first human unbound by tradition. With a mix of humor, romance, and plenty of spicy moments, Hiroshi’s story is one of discovery, connection, and indulging in the pleasures this fantastical world has to offer.

Tags: Celestials, Demons, Titans, Magic, .... Before Earth’s destruction, Zion was involved in a tragic accident that caused his soul to escape the planet. This event spared him from witnessing the catastrophic disaster that annihilated all life, leaving no living creature behind. However, Earth and every soul connected to it underwent an on imaginable distribution as they got refined by the Celestial being for its mysterious purpose. Both souls and matter were erased from existence. After 1,000 cosmic years, Zion was reborn as a Titan, a member of the legendary Primordial Race. Myths tell of how, after creating the Seven Heavens and the Seven Hells, the Cosmos populated them with two opposing forces: the Celestial Race, who adhered to cosmic laws to refine their divinity, and the Demon Race, who defied those same laws in their pursuit of power. But the Celestials and Demons were not the Cosmos’ final creations. A third race was unintentionally born, the Primordials, beings capable of bending the very laws of reality. Feared for their overwhelming power, their existence threatened the delicate balance of creation. To prevent chaos, the Cosmos sacrificed itself, using its own essence to seal the Primordials at the edge of the Void, far beyond the reach of the heavens and hells. Zion, born as the first true Primordial through natural birth, an act that defied cosmic laws, became a member of the Nihiliths, a noble Void Primordial clan. His unique existence granted him unparalleled abilities to manipulate the fabric of reality itself, marking him as a being of extraordinary potential. But his life was far from easy. The Celestials and Demons, unable to rival the Primordials’ power, discovered loopholes in the ancient seal. Out of envy and greed, they began abducting newborn Primordials, exploiting their essence for twisted experiments, weapons, and forbidden alchemy. Zion uncovers a dark truth: the destruction of Earth was not a natural catastrophe but a calculated act to prevent humanity’s evolution into a race capable of rivaling the heavens. Now, Zion must rise as the leader of the scattered and sealed Primordials. He must unite his people, protect them from the relentless schemes of Celestials and Demons, and uncover the secrets behind the Cosmos’ ultimate sacrifice. To reclaim the Primordials’ rightful place in the universe, Zion must embrace his full potential, even if it means bending the laws of creation itself and challenging the balance of existence. releasing days: Monday, Wednesday, Friday

In an era long forgotten, the usurper Lin Yu dared to rebel against the Heaven-Worshipping Clan. His goal? To free the human race from their shackles and lead it to glory! But his ambitions fell short. The Church of Heaven—fanatics who worshipped the Heaven-Worshipping Clan as emissaries of the Heavenly Dao—branded him a traitor. Betrayed by those closest to him, Lin Yu fell. Yet, his efforts were not in vain. Before his death, he poured all his cultivation knowledge into creating the [System]—hoping someone worthy would one day claim it and finish what he could not. Hundreds of years later, an unlikely hero has risen—Lin Feng, someone rejected even by the Heavens themselves. A Broken Soul—unable to cultivate. And a System that allows him to devour the spiritual energy of others. Will that be enough? Join me on this epic journey to find out! Follow Lin Feng as he seeks to break humanity’s chains and usher in its rise to prominence!

Amon "The Trojan Horse of Fate, The Slug of Time, The Loopholes in Rules, The Manifestation of All Errors." it's been thousands of years since he has wandered across the land . But it's getting boring. Gods are just waiting for their fall . Those old guys from outside are just salivating and waiting. Across the universe just conquer world deceive gods and rence and repeat. When I finally found a new toy that guy Klein it was fun. But that old guy is trying to take his body so he will be gone to. I should just leave this universe for something new . And so he did and arrived in the Gu world.

Jack Strongman was an ordinary office worker, trudging through the monotony of daily life. But everything changed when, on his way home from work, he was mysteriously teleported to another world— Before him stood a radiant god, who revealed the truth: the humans of this realm were on the verge of extinction, crushed under the rule of superior races. Their only hope? Jack. As if being chosen wasn’t shocking enough, Armed with limitless elemental power, Jack must navigate a treacherous world of warring factions, deceitful rulers, and monstrous beings far beyond human comprehension. But power alone isn’t enough—Jack must sharpen his mind, forge alliances, and rise to become a legend. Will Jack master his newfound abilities and turn the tide of fate, or will he be swallowed by the very forces he’s meant to fight? A battle for survival begins, and the world will soon learn the name—Jack Strongman, the Master of a Hundred Elements.

In the world of underground racing, reputations are earned on the asphalt, where speed and skill determine the apex predators of the night. Enter the realm of “Street Racing” a gripping tale of adrenaline, intrigue, and personal revelation that throttles into the life of an unexpected hero—Zhuifeng, the enigmatic God of Racing. Zhuifeng’s life is a maze of contradictions. Known for his impulsive demeanor and penchant for drinking, he hides a legendary prowess on the race circuit—a talent so profound it could elevate him from obscurity to infamy overnight. However, Zhuifeng carries a burden that keeps him on edge, a secret tethered to a mysterious past and a future precariously balanced on the turn of his steering wheel. Join Feng as he blazes a trail through jaw-dropping rally stages and nail-biting showdowns, winning hearts and confronting the shadows of his past. Prepare to be swept away by a saga where the road to truth accelerates at full throttle…and not everyone crosses the finish line. _____________________________ Discord: https://discord.gg/4a56fVCB Read Ahead At: https://lightnovelking.blogspot.com/

Aeron rode the horse well. From whence he was a child, there was nothing that he simply couldn't do. Now that he had a will, to catch this girl running away from him; he rode even faster. Within split seconds he was able to catch up with this mystery girl who sort of sucked at riding. 'Why-why! is he chasing me?... is the duke here to ask for his clothes; should I just throw 'em on his face and run?... Holy! Why is this man so damn fast?' Zielle's thoughts were running around while she continued making a useless effort to escape. But what came after shocked Zielle two-fold. The duke came close to her horse and carried her and placed her on top of his horse like; he was carrying a bag of potatoes, a very light one at that. Zielle's heart had never beaten so fast; 'Maybe, because I rode after a long time' she thought in her head. "Quite the runner aren't ya?" he spoke with a sly smile on his face. "What do you want?"; Zielle uttered as soon as she found her breath. She almost called the duke 'muscle guy'… "Sleep with me" a voice came from the man with the same cunning look on his face. 'Are you fucking kidding me?'; she would have said that out loud if this man wasn't the duke... But still this situation was too unacceptable; 'he's hot yeah but where did he get the audacity to…!' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's a woman with vigor and a strong mind; she would do anything to get her hands on the Kieran; that she has forever wanted. He's the most powerful man on the empire yet his head bows down to this single woman..... An oozing hot romance between a man and a woman seemingly on a winter vacation? Would this girl desist from her greatest desire because of love for this one man? would this man be able to take the weight of the dark secrets within the woman he loves? PS: The cover is not mine, please contact me privately if you want it taken down.

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

Seung-Jin’s life shatters the night he stumbles upon a mysterious mirror—one that doesn’t just reflect reality but warps it. Pulled into fractured timelines where history has unraveled, he finds himself trapped in a race against fate. From war-torn Seoul to a dystopian future, every choice he makes reshapes the past and threatens the future. As he battles ruthless invaders, meets lost allies, and faces a version of himself hardened by time, Seung-Jin must decide: Will he break the cycle and forge his own destiny, or is he doomed to become a prisoner of time itself?

Mortal flow, no system, space, fairy pet, "Void Tower" brother chapter] ordinary mountain village boy, was his brother and sister-in-law as a cow as a horse, but also sold to mountain bandits as slaves, good at the critical moment to awaken the baby left by his grandfather, and have a good heart of Taoists to save, out of the sea of suffering, I thought this was flat, but did not think that mortals repair fairy this road is not easy to go... ...

The gods are almighty and powerful, not man nor beast can harm them as they rule over all. The races they create follow them with dedication and reverence. But what happens when new gods rise? The answer is war as gods rise and fall. Only the most ancient of Gods remember the most ancient of calamities of a race so vicious and bloodthirsty that even to this day, just the mention of their name makes them tremble in remembered fear as even to this day they are ruled by the most bloodthirsty of goddesses. All shall fear the shining of the full moon. Terak is just another everyday gamer. If there is a new online game, he is always the first to play it. It's just unfortunate that a drunk was behind the wheel. He never had a chance as he wonders where he will go from here he wakes up in the middle of the forest in a small hairy body with the howl of wolves all around him. Join Terak as he goes from hunted to hunter as the shining of the moon, so to dose his blood red eyes shine.

In the war infested, magical kingdom of Sibil, Carina is a Star Centaur and next in line to serve the royal family of Sibil's Fae. A peace offering, that has taken away everything Carina ever valued or loved. But when Carina is tormented by the years of duress that the Faes have brought upon her own kind; especially the obnoxious and cruel crown prince- Linok; will she manage to get through the job without lifting a bow. Or will it end up in a hoofed up disaster?

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Kai Damons was playing his favourite racing game until he fell asleep when suddenly he wakes up in a car. It didn't take him long to figure out that he was inside of the racing game. If you like Initial D, you will love this. If you like Need for Speed, you will love it. Source: "Trust me bro" So Lock in and read it already

The bewildered Chen Qing suddenly found that he could have two panels at the same time in the multi-war world? Double experience, double attribute, two racial attribute bonuses. Chen Qing took advantage of the crazy layout before the game was opened, and suddenly became a BUG-like existence in the multi-war world. When all the players regarded Chen Qing as the dungeon boss, they were suddenly beaten by Chen Qing's big bug, making them suspicious of their lives. Players: This is so meow...how can the boss level increase faster than the players???

An action-packed, expandable race that starts in Hollywood, ends in Spain, and later continues. Racing teams partner up and then race from state to state, country to country, and continent to continent, trying to get ahead of the other racers so they can win. If something terrible happens to a racing team, they might get disqualified from the race and then get replaced with another team, but they might be seen again and then get let back in the race.

Vampires are a race that grew stronger with blood. They were hunted by every other race for fear that they might become too powerful. That was 100 years ago. Now, drinking blood is forbidden. Instead, vampires have gained the ability to absorb magion—the magical energy every being possesses. However, there are still those who choose blood: the Fallen.

Billie Bob Jones never intended to work with the second richest man on Earth, yet after being asked to do a favor for his best friend he found himself in a dilemma. Not only had he caught the attention of the famed billionaire, he had also caught the attention of the most dangerous man on Earth. His simple life of riding horses, competing in rodeos and helping his stepdad Clyde on the ranch gets upturned when he becomes the new prey of the one and only Benedito Goncalo Cruz Pereira.

When leveling systems across existence started to glitch and crash, a new race was born - The Cosmics. Their power to traverse realities and alter them at will has lead most to revere these beings gods. But they are still a young race thrust into worlds that may not be ready to handle them. These are stories about all-powerful entities and the beings they befriend as they experiment with their powers and search of a place they can call home.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if your mother was a horse? Of course you have, don't try to deny it. Read this story to find out exactly how your mother was put in this situation. Are you still denying you have wondered about your mother being a horse before? Coward.

A colony ship bound for Alpha Centauri crash-lands on an unknown planet. Captain Roseanne Parker and her surviving crew must navigate the harsh, alien environment while uncovering the mystery of what led to their disaster. As they attempt to restore communications and secure their survival, they realize they are not alone, both on the planet and in the larger interstellar conflict that has unfolded in their absence.

( Warning this book is a very sensitive topic) This book is about how I put my own day to day experience to the main character, Talking about senior high school experiences,family quarrels and mental health issues. Having to put the reader to experience her life

Death is not the end, but the ticket to the abyss. A group of strangers disappear from the real world and wake up to find themselves in a hotel forgotten by time. Their identity, past, and even the way they died have become mysteries. However, this is just the beginning. Terrifying rules, inescapable cycles, voyeurs lurking in the darkness Every game is about selecting the strong. Every survival is a preparation for deeper despair. Unable to exit, unable to seek help, the only survival rule is to follow the rules. But what is truly terrifying is never ghosts, but human hearts.

Just an experimental novel. Don't read if you think it'll be regularly updated. Updates will be done but not on a set time. If you you still stick with it be my guest and enjoy my work.

Jiang Chen travels to Blue Star World were Lords of all race fight for supremacy. He obtains the Divine Stone of Creation at the beginning, which can strengthen all things. [Ordinary Hero Order] → [Legendary Hero Order]: Summon the Empress at the beginning. [Ordinary soldier Talisman] → [Legendary soldier Talisman]: A giant dragon is born, one against ten thousand. [Swimming Pool] → [Angel Reincarnation Pool]: Endless angels, stunned me. [Ordinary Sapling] → [World Tree]: Rebuild the royal court, and the elves bow their heads. [Rusty Iron Sword] → [Xuanyuan Sword]: Sword Immortal Li Hanyi can kill ten thousand demons with single sword. Forge the Immortal Divine Realm, defeat the immortals, gods, Buddhas and demons, and set foot on all heavens and worlds. Jiang Chen: Wealth, strength, status, beauty, immortal life... I want them all. follow jiang chen in his path to supremacy. ***Enjoy the novel pls follow for more updates***

During his part-time job in summer, Jiang Bai boldly entered the mountains in western Hunan and became a corpse man. Shake the soul, summon bells, rings, pass through Yin and Yang, avoid ghosts and gods! When Jiang Bai drove a corpse out and showed arrogance. The entire network is in full swing! This is the first time I have seen someone handing flowers to the corpse while riding a horse. I was deeply impressed! My devil capital, Lao Liu, will accompany me! Hiss ~ He was driving behind the unpredictability of black and white, right? This horse is also called a corpse! Wow, you are the one who brought the body to grandma at the birthday party! Wow, are you the one who brought the body to grandma at a birthday party?

Train all you want, become the stongest of your race, i can still copy your skills and defeat you with it.