Ironing Jokes

Ryu Ga-in was an omega, but she wasn’t your typical shy and submissive kind. Instead, she was the type of omega who loved to act like a cunt. She adored alphas, shamelessly flirted with them, and was the only omega who thought the concept of bonding was pure nonsense. Ga-in didn’t believe that the bond between an omega and an alpha could lead to true love. She loved acting like a real cunt toward alphas—flirting like nothing ever happened and taking real risks in her life. Everything seemed to go exactly as she had planned, until one day, her life took an unexpected turn. Out of the blue, three very different alphas became interested in her. However, things became complicated when she realized they were her unwanted fated mates. Han Yeonjun – The Devil’s Bargain "How much do you want? A million? A thousand? I’ll pay you whatever you desire. But in return, you have to stay here and be my omega." Byun Woo-seok – The Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing “Miss Ga-in,” he said with a sly smile, “It’s funny how you claim we don’t have a special relationship. Then…” his gaze lingered on the hickey on her neck, “care to explain last night? That heat you had when you saw me? That sweet scent of yours that only I can smell?” Kim Doo-hwan – A Velvet Glove Hiding an Iron Fist “Who said I was joking? If I have to eliminate anything annoying around you, I’ll do it—especially for you,” he said with a sweet, disarming smile.

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Oh, before I forget, soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

To uphold the path of compassion through slaughter, to carve the name of Asura in blood! Born as an Asura, I shall stain the heavens with iron and blood! In an era ruled by treacherous villains and a chaotic world, an iron-blooded youth rises through sheer determination. Slaying the corrupt, cutting down the wicked, wielding the might of an Asura to challenge the heavens and the wilds! With three words of slaughter, I defy the heavens; with a horizontal blade, I laugh through countless tribulations! Through mountains of corpses and seas of blood, I tread the path of the strong, stepping over bones to reach the pinnacle. After ascending to the summit, bearing the name of Asura, I repay the four seasons of your companionship with a single day of boiling blood and fervent passion.

In a world divided by towering walls, society is split into four their, each layer a stark reminder of one's place in the hierarchy. From the labor-bound populace of Wall One to the wealthy aristocrats of Wall Three, every citizen's life is dictated by the rules of their tier. At the pinnacle, behind the impregnable Fourth Wall, reside the General's council of seven who wield absolute authority, overseeing the realms below with iron-fisted precision.

Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure the German Empire emerges victorious in the coming century. And in doing so, finds himself entrenched in a world filled with Blood and Iron!

In the world of Aetheria, there is one name that is feared by all. Yet, he is known more for his title, the Demon General. Whether it’s Gods or Demons, no beings dare to oppose his authority. He ruled Aetheria with an iron hand. Cities are destroyed on his whim. Countries are razed at his displeasure. This is the tale of his rise to power. This is the tale of his rise to Godhood. This is the tale of the rise of the Demon General.

The Crownless Citadel rests at the center of the Iron City, a fortress of law and order and where mercy is seen as a weakness. He is marked by duty, and perhaps detachment, justifying actions in the name of protecting this city's fragile peace. But will the truth in the shadows fracture his moral certainty? Follow along and find out.

The branch of the tree sways in the wind, one among many uncountable dozens. A tug from a rope, and man dies. Wandering this familiar world, I hope I can gain a second chance, and to do that I must rise above the uncountable, become a face above the faceless, and to show the way of the world. To prove the Dao in the world world in which he made when he was unfit to even pursue it, is this not ironic? This is the story of Ren Sheng

Liam West randomly obtained an actor system. He thought it could help him achieve his dream become an actor and reach the pinnacle of his life by becoming a star in Hollywood. Unexpectedly... he gained different abilities based on the role he played! Driver King! Miracle Doctor! Iron Man! Superman! "As long as it's a strong role, leave it to me!" ......

What if your life ended, but history was just beginning? Alexander, an ordinary man from the modern world, finds himself thrown into the brutal era of Kievan Rus. He is now a young prince of Kievan Rus', the last hope of a land torn apart by intrigues and enemies. He understood that every decision was a risk. Every mistake was a step toward collapse. To survive, he must turn his weakness into strength and his lands into a mighty fortress. In the end, the winner is not the one who triumphs but the one who manages to survive.

In the floating city of Azure Sky, a marvel of the Blue Wind Kingdom chained above the earth, 13-year-old Song Shuhang navigates a world of cultivation, danger, and noble intrigue. Born into a humble family, Shuhang's modern knowledge from a past life drives him to innovate and thrive beyond his means. While others blindly follow ancient techniques, Shuhang dissects and reimagines them, empowering not only himself but also his family and close friends. In a city dominated by the influential Xiao Clan, Shuhang and his loved ones strive for strength and independence amidst a rigid hierarchy where cruelty often overshadows kindness. As Shuhang explores his potential, guiding his family and friends, he faces the trials of loyalty, secrecy, and ambition. His bond with his friends—a future warrior, a budding chef, and a resourceful merchant—strengthens his resolve, yet also challenges his dual life as an innovator and cultivator. With a heart set on protecting those he cherishes and a mind geared toward uncovering the mysteries of cultivation, Shuhang’s journey is one of ingenuity, perseverance, and self-discovery. Will his unconventional methods allow him to transcend the limits of Ki Refinement and establish his foundation, or will the rigid structures of this world test his resolve and ingenuity to their limits? A story of family, friendship, and the pursuit of strength in a world where only the strong survive.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Bianca never wanted to be a stripper, but it was a way to make ends meet. When her brother’s debts to the Mafia drag her into danger, she finds herself cornered. Then, the ruthless Mafia Don, Jesse Irons, makes her an irresistible offer. Her life changes the moment they meet, but whether it's for better or worse remains to be seen. As time goes on, her feelings for him fluctuate between hatred and love.

Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood." Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war! Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany, to gain land for the plow of Germany, to secure daily bread for the people of Germany, and to fight for sunlit land for the Germanic nation!"

In the real world, martial arts have resurged. Chen Sheng, tired of city life, returned to his hometown and awakened an attribute panel, along with a skill. [Body of Breakthrough: Through training, your physical qualities have limitless growth, and the training effect will not diminish.] One year later, Chen Sheng held his breath and focused his energy, lightly striking his fist towards the mountain in front of him. In an instant, the mountain crumbled and the earth split. The mountain disintegrated instantly. "Did you see that?" "That's the Crumbling Fist of Thousand Move Fists." "Once you reach this level, you can be considered an entry-level practitioner." The disciples were dumbfounded.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Su Lian originally exploded while tinkering with dangerous goods and then crossed over to the Kingdom of Avissu in the northwest corner of the Holy Continent, separated by mountains. He became the grandson of Prince Suman Ersha, the youngest brother of the king. Reborn in a world where magic and mechas coexist, with European-style buildings and magic arrays. In his childhood, he witnessed a battle between a mecha and a giant beast and was deeply attracted. As he grows older, he continuously learns and understands the magic and mecha technology of this world. In this magic and douqi world, the goblin race rises by relying on super-large fighter mechas, triggering constant wars among various races. Different races and forces have complex contradictions and conflicts of interest. Su Lian, with his wisdom and courage, gradually emerges. He continuously explores and improves mecha technology to create a more powerful iron torrent. He hopes to end the wars in this world and achieve unification by using his power and the strength of the mecha force. He faces many difficulties and challenges but firmly believes in using war to end war and pursues a prosperous future of unifying the world for thousands of generations.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

A man died attempted to fight off a coalition of mutated man eating lions only to reincarnate ironically as a lion with a handful of genetic defects that make hunting and surviving through adulthood rather difficult.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

Zei Ryu, our protagonist, transmigrated in another world, magic, sword, monster, a fantasy world, of course with a Demon King to kill. Unfortunately, our new hero wasn't alone, many transmigrators had come before him so he was just one of many heroes. "Defeat a Demon King ? What a joke. I will become one even if I had to make the world my ennemies"

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

--- Title: Rise of the Iron Wing Synopsis: In a gritty neighborhood in Buenos Aires, 17-year-old Santiago "Santi" Delgado is a raw, unpolished football talent whose dreams are bigger than the dirt pitches he’s played on all his life. When a chance encounter with a scout earns him a spot in the academy of a mid-tier professional club, he’s thrust into a world where skill isn’t the only thing that matters. Rivalries burn hot, politics run deep, and everyone is fighting for a professional contract. But Santi is different. Blessed with unparalleled agility, relentless drive, and a signature move—an unpredictable outside-wing flick—the boy from the slums becomes a force to be reckoned with. Yet, his journey is riddled with challenges: jealousy from teammates, clashes with arrogant opponents, and sacrifices that test his love for the game. With every dribble, every assist, and every goal, Santi edges closer to fulfilling his dream of wearing his nation’s jersey. But can a boy with nothing to lose rise above a system designed to break those like him? ---

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

A Girl ran through a forest shrouded in a deep fog. She was a young swordsman with long blue hair flowing behind him as she moved. Above his hempen clothing, he wore light iron armor and an iron forehead protector. The sword in his right hand, though somewhat small, was sturdily made. Why she was running and who is she a great mystery just started.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!