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Humanity is fated to be doomed. Extraterrestrial invaders, extradimensional threats, and enemies from every corner of existence converge to ensure one thing. Extinction. But one man has an ingenious plan. After countless failures and resets, Surreal had finally figured it out. If the mission is to preserve humanity, why not simply annihilate it first? By becoming the last human standing, he can wipe the slate clean and rewrite the rules of the new civilization. This way, he will have more leverage on what needs to be or to be not—to brace for the near-endless rounds of judgment days. “Am I hearing this right?” One could find themselves taken aback by that ridiculous plan. “Are you, for real?” “No, I’m Surreal.” Armed with black magic, a twisted sense of humor, and a growing army of supersoldiers and conceptual warriors. Surreal is ready to wage war across timelines and alternate Earths. From bending reality to battling other multiversal counterparts of Earth’s chosen ones, he is ready to compromise this one last chance to save humanity and bury the countless years of despair and sorrow. Failure is not an option. — Expect an over-the-top, action-packed saga of surreal strategy, chaotic timelines, and unorthodox warfare. Absurdity is the main theme, and things will only get crazier as the story goes on.

Thousands of years ago, humankind left the Old World. We enter a new age where science and magic are no longer opposing concepts. With these new opportunities came danger in the form of the Dark Races and the ones that named themselves Gods. However, if there was one thing humans were good at was their ability to destroy. Humankind fought and carved a bloody path into the new world. Cain's luck had never been good, but his destiny changed forever once he decided to harden his heart and face the world without fear or hesitation. --Godslayer Humankind's motto.-- We can comprehend the supernatural. We can dominate the supernatural. We can kill the supernatural - Adam, Emperor of Godslayer Humankind, The First Titan. Current schedule: 21 chapters a week. Bonus chapters: Over 600 power stones: 3 extra chapters. Over 800 power stones: 6 extra chapters. Over 1200 power stones: 9 extra chapters. Discord channel: https://discord.gg/R666sNEdrU

A young adult dies from a fever and is reincarnated in the World of Genesis, a world of swords and magic dominated by a strange and mysterious Game-like System as the weakest being, a Caterpillar! Gaining abilities from the monsters that she devours, Kireina uses her sharp adaptability and wits to overcome the odds against her in a world where everyone wants to eat her alive! As Kireina evolves and gathers a group of followers and subordinates, discover how our protagonist builds a monster Kingdom from zero, in a world dominated by Humans, terrifying Monsters, and arrogant Gods who only wish her death! In front of her enemies, there will be only two options! Will you obey me or will you be eaten? Over 350000+ Words available for FREE! You can check the Illustrations of the Novel's characters in the first Auxiliary Chapter!

Have you ever wished to live your life in a different world? To forget everything in your life and escape into your own Fantasy Story? To not just have an Avatar that just appears and does things, but to act as an actual person within this world, with their own family, friends, background, and jobs? Fantasy Story Online, the latest VRMMORPG experience, promised an incredibly immersive virtual reality experience, giving any player the ability to create an entire background for their character. A new family, a new home, a new life, and a new story. With its unique approach to virtual reality, making it seem as if your character itself was truly reincarnated inside a fantasy world, the entire industry of videogames was sent into a storm. Enter Paul, a young man in his nineteens, just entering the second year of college and getting ready to dive into this fantastical game, eager to have a better year at college after working out and gaining some more self-confidence. The thing is, he has social anxiety, and he’s having a really hard time socializing. Until he met Chris, perhaps his first friend in college, a slightly bratty tomgirl that only wants to poke fun at his social awkwardness, but that is his only hope to learn how to socialize. And perhaps to learn what love is. When these two souls find themselves inside the Realm of Eternal Night, Obscuritas, as both a Crippled Vampire Prince and a Half-Incubus, they will have to work together to navigate their new second lives in this virtual fantasy world full of Evil Gods, Demons, and the invasions of Eldritch monstrosities every Saturday night. Yet Fantasy Story Online is a fair game, where it gives a Flaw, it also offers a Trait, and after learning that their characters have become the reincarnations of the Heavenly Demon and the Heavenly Emperor, who once battled inside the ancient Realm of Murim, things are bound to become crazy and break every conception of what this game even was about to the other Players. How will Paul deal with the harsh, ruthless politics of the Imperial Vampire Family? And how will Chris survive this harsh world as a being who must drain the life force of others to sustain himself? And will Paul ever survive Chris' shenanigans? Who knows? Maybe even the most unlikely pair will end up becoming the only hope for this war-thorn Realm!   Dive deep into this mix of Virtual Reality, Action, LitRPG x Cultivation Progression, Comedy, and Romance, which I’m sure will be fun as long as you read with an open mind. It has all the things you love about LitRPG, Virtual Reality, and also Romance and Comedy sprinkled into it to make it an absolutely unique experience, especially in the nowadays saturated LitRPG genre.urated LitRPG genre.

Transported to the world of Naruto and activating the Negative Energy System, I realized that as long as I can induce negative emotions in people, such as anger, annoyance, anxiety, fear, sadness, jealousy, and so on, I can earn rewards. Since you Konoha call me the evil Uchiha, let me show you the true evil of the Uchiha! So, Uchiha Shiroha took action. "Mikoto, you don't want Uchiha Fugaku to lose his position as clan leader!..." "Kushina, you don't want Minato to die on the battlefield!..." "Tsunade, you don't want to just watch Nawaki die like this!..." "Kaguya, you don't want to be sealed on the moon again either..." [Disclaimer] This is an translated and edited work. Credits to the OG Author: Hai Lang Zhong De Yu

I'm Xavier Cromwell, a 21-year-old university student and web novel author. My days are pretty routine—attending classes, managing assignments, and squeezing in time to write my novel "RISE FROM THE ASHES". Today seemed no different, the steady clatter of my keyboard filling the room as I crafted another chapter. But then the doorbell rang, interrupting my flow. DING! I sighed, reluctantly pushing away from my desk and heading to the door. Little did I know, my life was about to take a turn I never saw coming. The moment I opened the door, something—or rather someone—came barreling into me. It was like a pink blur, and before I could even react, I was on the floor, knocked flat by what felt like a human missile. Clutching onto me, the pink rocket—no, a girl, her arms wrapped tightly around me—gazed up with sparkling eyes and, in the sweetest, most endearing voice, she whispered: "I've finally found you, my HUSBAND~" *** Note: The story takes place in an alternate universe, with a different geography and countries. Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Romance, Smut, Yandere, Mecha, Harem, Sci-fi A/N: [About NTR and Yuri] "No one will be harmed. I swear to God." "The NTR B*stards butchered every Vanilla Fans when they took over Webnovel." "I am not those B*stards. I am Rex... Rex_Ashburn."

After being hit by a car, Kian wakes up in an unfamiliar place, surrounded by a crowd of strangers. For some reason, they're still alive, and no one knows how. Afterwards, they found out that they've been taken here to participate in a mysterious program they know nothing about. Later, they learned about the creator who brought them alive, but in return, they must follow the rules of the program and participate, or else they'll die. Desperation sets in as each stage becomes harder, and survival seems even more impossible. Thankfully, the second-ranked participant in the program offers him a deal. To date him, and in exchange, he'll survive each stages.  #slowburn #gore #infiniteflow #mystery #otherentities Disclaimer: All rights to the artwork used in this novel's cover shall belong to it's original artist. No copyright infringement is intended. Furthermore, everything in this novel is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people, events, or places are entirely coincidental and serves mainly to further move the plot. Come for the romance but stay for the plot. ;)

When an intergalactic empire invades the planet, the people of Earth must put together a team of champions to fight the Imperials in a tournament with the fate of the world on the line. Their team consists of a street thug, a serial killer, an adventurer, a distinguished nobleman, and a mysterious masked man. Do these men have what it takes to protect Earth’s freedom or will they be just another planet added to the Emperor’s collection?

A man lost in the ever polluted world finds himself reincarnated as the Mob boss of an erotic adventure game called: Vemor. But the problem is... "These horny heroines won't leave me alone!"

"Mr. Xu, are you really a Heavenly Master?" "As genuine as they come, more real than gold!" "I've heard that your reputation in the supernatural circle is really bad, even to the point where a ghost once called the police saying you were threatening him?" "Impossible!" "It wasn't me!" "Don't talk nonsense!" Xu Yang clenched the Thousand-Year Peachwood Sword in his hand, and said, "What's the name of that ghost? Would you dare to let him confront me face to face?" (PS: This book is also known as 'This Heavenly Master is too Vicious', 'Scaring Ghosts Makes You Stronger'.)

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She was and ambitious and charming young lady where as he was hardworking, shy and a man of less words, They swore to live together forever, but... Will thier relationship work till the end? Ivy Zephyr a young lady in her early 20s was forcefully married into Zachery family of far away land.Her husband Everett Zachery seemed to love her but suddenly thier relationship started to go into a different direction... why? She tried her best to be accepted in the new society but her new family doesn't support so, instead it seems they are giving her a trauma... Would she really be able to survive and get her revenge?

In a world where mythology and modernity intertwine, a hidden legacy lies waiting to be discovered. The universe is shaped by ancient battles and divine interventions, where celestial warriors once wielded the powers of nature's core elements—earth, fire, water, wind, and thunder. Ages ago, these warriors were cursed to live fragmented lives, their souls split into light and darkness. In the present day, their reincarnations unknowingly walk among us, their latent powers dormant, waiting to awaken in the face of an emerging threat. As shadows of a forgotten terror rise, these individuals must navigate their newfound abilities and come together to prevent a catastrophe that could unravel the fabric of existence. Blending mythology, cosmic stakes, and human struggles, this universe reimagines the superhero genre through a lens of timeless battles, moral dilemmas, and the enduring power of unity. Each discovery adds another layer to the intricate web of a story that promises to redefine what it means to be a hero.

Abraham was marked by a creature, which gave him immense powers. This also opened his eyes to the world around him, which is full of supernatural elements. Now he must figure out his purpose. Will he learn to control his power, or will he be consumed by its addicticing presence? He must get stronger to survive. As his benefactor has said- Adapt or Perish This is only being posted on Webnovel. This is an original based off of a prompt.

The year is 2060 and after decades of technological delay caused by mysterious events Earth and its inhabitants are about to face their greatest challenge yet. One, seemingly normal day everyone on Earth heard a voice. {Earthlings, the time has come for change, please stay calm and wait for the terraforming process, everything will be explained during it} Every human being was transported that fateful day, floating in space and watching the planet be transformed right in front of their eyes. "I got a fcking stick as a reward, are you fcking kidding me?!" Reign was there before most, as a human that defeated a monster before the terraforming he was titled a pioneer and got a chance to draw a lottery, but that did not end quite well. Join our protagonist with his quirky group of friends as they fight and level up in this world that became a game, trying their best to win it and stop the destruction of Earth. Will they be successful or will they fail? What is the mysterious power hiding deep inside Reign? Find that all out by reading Is This Really a Game?! Hey guys, thanks for checking out my book Is This Really a Game, I plan on making this a long novel and right now I am releasing 1 - 2 chapters a day. The chapters are usually about 1 600 words long. Cover made by myself

John finds out his beloved wife of 20 years was not really his wife but his friend's wife. unable to control himself he sets out, clearing the obstacles to get her, he badly needed her back for the 20th anniversary.

Starting from the comic adaptation "Edgerunners," Lin Qingshan embarked on the path of a (wen)comic (chao)artist (gong) in another world. And then— "Oh no! It's a cyber lunatic! Quickly, call the anti-terror squad!" "Run! He's the Comic Madman!" "Amazing! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No way, who let him make comics?" "Quick, use the Flame Fist on him!" "Is he insane, designing plots like this?" "Mental state seems fine! Discharge him!" "You get in there too!" "Hahaha! I've made it!" … With works like *Edgerunners*, *Chainsaw Man*, *Fire Punch*, *Attack on Titan*, *Dao's Strange Immortal*, Lin Qingshan went completely off the deep end, and all the manga fans unanimously agreed: Lin Qingshan is a madman! ----------- You can support me financially through this link ko-fi.com/sauron_ch

Warning!: There might be some 'red' graphic chapters. Suggestion: The main tags are #Reincarnation, #System, #R18. MCs practically aren't heroes but defidefinitely crazy in many ways. * Two people, different from each other and yet quite similar. Unique, and still strangely too compatible. Special on their own, yet when together, nothing might possibly defeat them... Inseparable, even through the vicious cycle of life and death. Intelligent and wise, so much so that the whole world might envy her gift. Stubborn and gentle but a perseverance so great that even geniuses would long for his finesse. They were special. And they were also together. So the bitchy world got jealous and played his dirty tricks infamous throughout the countless tales of the world. They were amazing, but at the end of the day, they were mortals, bound by the inseparable chains of death. So... just when they finally felt like they had everything they could ever wish for, the bastard gave them the ultimate gift and curse—a miserable end. They died, but it wasn't the end of story though. Death wasn't enough to separate the two stubborn individuals. They were reincarnated after cutting off the strings of fate but still, the world was a bitch, and doing nasty things was its calling. They found each other again in a familiar world this time. From the start too. They were happy for a moment but then they found out... they looked too alike to ignore. The world was a jealous bitcha and they were most likely twins. (Yeah... they still love each other.) It would have been more than enough to separate two people with normal thinking, no? Alas for the world, they were anything but normal... * Expect some bad things and some good things. I'm humbly open to any and all suggestions and some actually good ones might actually get mentions in the story. The updates might not be consistent till May because of my very good (so good I want to punish the higher ups like El) Uni stuff. I will do my best and all but hey, I'm hoping this one will be good. Try it if anything caught your attention. * (Ch. Name)* = Little inappropriate content, strong language. (Ch. Name)** = Actual pink stuff. (Blush). You know... what people might like. #(Ch. Name) = Graphic content. Read at your own risk (Red chapters). * Every 201 PS: 1 bonus chapter by the end of week. Every 30 GT: 1 bonus chapter by the end of week. Every gift worth 1000 coin: 1 bonus chapter by the end of week. Every gift worth 5000 coin: 3 bonus chapters as fast as I can.

Synopsis for Is This Love? Nancy and Mike couldn’t be more different—she’s ambitious and focused, while he’s laid-back and seemingly arrogant. When they’re paired for a crucial university project, their clashing personalities ignite a series of heated confrontations and misunderstandings. But as they navigate the challenges of academic life, campus drama, and personal growth, their animosity begins to transform into something unexpected. Vulnerable moments, heartfelt conversations, and undeniable chemistry force them to question their feelings for each other. In a story filled with tension, emotional revelations, and tender romance, Is This Love? explores the thin line between hate and love, proving that sometimes, the greatest relationships can bloom from the unlikeliest beginnings. Will Nancy and Mike be able to overcome their fears and embrace their growing connection, or will their differences keep them apart forever?

Oh no, not again! he is at it once more—stealing someone’s wife! And not just one, but every wife. His harem is growing faster than a rabbit colony, and no woman is safe. You’d think the gods would step in by now, but nope, they’re just watching with popcorn. His charm? Absolutely lethal. His skills? Unbelievable. The universe? On the verge of a meltdown. Can anyone stop this relentless, marriage-wrecking machine before he collects every wife in existence. Someone do something! Before he steals your wife next! ---- let's have some words from husbands. 1: "Bastard! not only did he took my beloved wife but even my precious daughter! I will kill him! absolutely kill him" 2: "I refuse to believe it... we were married, promised to live and die together, it's a dream... wake me up, hurry up, wake me up" 3: "Sigh! if she wants to live with him, I will support her decision, I just want to see her happy and happy" 4: "Outrageous, I am divine war god, the grandmage, that bitch and bastard, I will kill them both, I will shred them to pieces, arghhhhhh!!!" 5: "someone, I will like to sell the green hat on my head, free of cost" ———— now, let's have some words from wives. 1: "ah! ah! ah! hickkkk! I am busy right now... please come again, some other time, for interview" 2: "ahh! ahhh! ahhhh! coming!!!! something is coming and it's not spider man" 3: "haah* haah* he is monster at bed, save me, I am sore" 4: "hmph! look at him, not paying me any attention... ughhh... it's not like I love him, I have a husband" 5: "go away, go away, I am undressing now" --- let's have the few words from readers. Chad: absolute masterpiece, peak fiction. solid 110 out of 10. Alpha among alpha: such a great novel, I am about to do it for 9th time today. Immortal Emperor: such a demonic Scripture, it must be hidden from my mindless disciple otherwise, their path of cultivation will be slowed down. The supreme entity: Damn boy!!! such a master piece, it's hard to believe, a ordinary mortal wrote it. the wiritng Dao is immense. The constellation of reading Dao: I finally understand the purpose of my life. it's to read this book. --- let's have some words with haters. random guy: "Me! me! I have so many things to say" ( Pulls out a Glock and shoots him ) Ahem* Ahem* it seems, there is no haters. ( million of people sweats profoundly, with a light slime ) yes! yes! there is no hater.

Em um mundo onde a ganância molda o destino dos mais fracos, a descoberta de um meteoro nas profundezas da floresta amazônica promete mudar tudo. Luiz Gamma, um cientista renomado, descobre que um meteoro que possui propriedades sobrenaturais capazes de transformar seres vivos, concedendo poderes a quem consumir seus fragmentos. Ao revelar suas descobertas ao governo corrupto, Gamma se torna um fugitivo por não colaborar com o mesmo. Com um mandato de morte, em uma tentativa desesperada de proteger sua filha, ele a envia para o Rio de Janeiro, onde ela conhece Kaike. Juntos, kaike e layla devem enfrentar forças poderosas e decidir o destino de um mundo à beira da destruição.

Hey there, unlucky mortal! Welcome to 123 Serene Grove Lane, a place so legendary, so magical, and so ABSOLUTELY AMAZING that only a chosen few ever hear about it. And by "chosen few," I mean people who trip over random portals or get lost after making terrible life decisions. I'm IMP, "KING OF IMPS", the REAL STAR of this story. Forget the humans forget the moody demons, forget the boring heroes. This book I WROTE IT. It's about me, my glorious misadventures, and how I heroically survive. living with my boss, the incredible-yet-insufferable Xier. She's an artist. A sorceress. And somehow, despite my best efforts, still manages to keep her house standing. We also have Kevin, a VERY CONFUSED but disturbingly kind human carpenter who rents a room here (the biggest mistake of his life, btw). He's strong enough to build furniture with his bare hands, but soft enough to blush when Xier looks his way. Hilarious. He seither doomed... or already in too deep. Now, life at 123 Serene Grove Lane is NOT your typical "dark magic and world-ending prophecies" nonsense. BORING! We've got magic gardens that gossip when the wind blows, enchanted baths that refuse to drain properly, and random imp parties that definitely DON'T NEED PERMISSION. Expect heated arguments, accidental seductions, and AWKWARDLY INTENSE moments involving forbidden drinks. mysterious contracts, and questionable house rules. Do I care? Nope. I'm too busy being FABULOUS. Why read this Because you need a break from gloomy heroes and brooding prophecies. You need magic, mischief, and PASSIONATE CHAOS. You need ME. So. stop pretending you' re too busy. Open this book, join the fun, and remember everything here is MY IDEA. You're welcome.

When a human Oz Marcuse becomes a god named Ozymandias, he will learn what it feels like to be a god and will experience epic adventures along his way

Warnings: Smut/Suggestive Themes/ Smoking / BL / LGBTQ / Suicide / Self Harm / Lengthy Chapters /

Falsely accused of plotting against Queen Andora, Ogai, a blacksmith with a shadowed past, has no choice but to flee with his son. Now, the exiled warrior must assemble six formidable allies to stop the queen's reign of terror before she plunges the kingdoms into war. Bound by honor but divided by pride, their journey is one of vengeance, betrayal, and ambition—where nothing goes as planned, and the fate of Arcadia hangs in the balance.

"Challenger! stop putting weird thoughts into the MC's head!" "Eh, don't worry about it, system. i'm just adding spice into his journey." "Adding spice, my ass! blowing up the academy is straight up manic!" Disclaimer: cover art is not mine

Eugene Sandwall is the only child of an ambitious city lord who has his eyes set on building a prospering kingdom. In one of his bids to gain an advantage, Eugene's father provoked the wrong people, which led to his assassination. The killers, unsatisfied with just that, forces Eugene to flee for his life alongside his trusted aide and a weak maid. In this world, where magic, martial arts, and technology mingle, Eugene is left with nothing but his desire to grow stronger and avenge his fallen father. Whether he succeeds or not is up to him. The question is: Are you willing to read his story to greatness?