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Have you ever read a story? So stupid and senseless that it makes your blood boil and makes you pity even the villain of the novel. if you haven't that's fine because our protagonist did. "FROM WHERE THE FUCK DID NTR COME FROM?" He threw his console controller on the which did a cartoonish bounce and formed a bump on his forehead. ------ "Wait! What's this place!?" The moment he woke he found himself in a strange location never been visited by him ever before. ------ "No!! No!! No!! How the hell did I end in the body of this cucked villain! Why did I end up in this body!!" He lamented when looked at his face in the mirror that got beaten blue by the protagonist of the game. ------ "Don't worry, Riech. I will fulfill your and fucking kill the bastard and fuck his mother and avenge you!" He clenched his fist and gritted his teeth in anger vowing to take revenge. ***** Just a request I am 400$ short on my college fees if you could donate I would appreciate it. Paypal: @Un1que01

"Ah fuck." Kenji was a normal overworked yet underpaid employee who liked absolutely nothing other than sleeping. One fortunate [unfortunate] day, she died a peaceful [gruesome] death in the hands of her lover [classic and fucking hilarious because who would die from a heart attack watching her lover fuck a whore] and transmigrated in a trashy, shitty, totally useless waste of paper, F-Rated novel that was criticized by the readers of badungdung platform for its grade school writing style [Hey! That's not true]. "Shut the fuck up, you crazy system. Butt in the narration one more time and i'll hang you upside down with a hole in your pants." Ahem. Well, trust me when I say though, that transmigrating is the least of her problems right now. After all, she have died twelve times. Whether she becomes an obedient pet, a kind master, a powerful villain, a cute heroine, or an npc you can't see in the background- her death, is absolute. That was until, the system made a mistake. [Welcome host! Congratulations for being granted, yet another opportunity to reincarnate. Please press restart to gain automatic 100 points. However, due to excessive internal system overload, all the previous progress was automatically deleted.] "This is fucking insane. Delete the system." [Yes host, commencing the command delete sys- WAIT ARE YOU CRAZY? I KNEW THIS BITCH HAS SOME LOSE SCREWS IN THE HEAD, THE MANAGEMENT BETTER COMPENSATE ME. MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE AND YOU GIVE ME A HOST WITH SOME LOOSE SCREW? FUCK! I'M COMPLAINING TO THE MANAGE- Ah shit.] "Complain to who, sweetheart?" [...] "Well, It's a little bit too late for that sweetheart. Alright, you better listen to me before I blow both of our heads off." [Bloody hell]

Lindsay's marriage which was once blissful and filled with love was turn apart and it was not about infidelity. Her husband, Rex Michaels, was a well-known philanthropist and entrepreneur who had worked hard to attain that position before he married her. He suddenly lost all of his wealth to unexplained circumstances but little did they know that the cause of his downfall was due to the actions of a long-time acquaintance of Lindsay's. Christopher Wells was obsessed with her and she didn't even know it. Years later after their separation, Rex, traumatised by his loss became emotionally distant and unwilling to let Lindsay bail him out. Lindsay unhappy with his behavior, left the marriage with their three children, hoping to make a life for herself and her children and dependent mother. Years later, Rex, changed for the better, went in search of her. Lindsay, meanwhile, now owned a business. Will she be willing to accept that he had changed and take him back?

Takeuchi Ellah looks like your normal every day girl: Weird but smart, not pretty but cute. Other than her impressive cussing skills, she was just another normal college girl. She had a sideline though, a very abnormal one. " FUCK THE HIGHER—UPS, FUCK THE MISSION, FUCK THE PROTAGONIST, FUUUCKK Y'ALL!!!!! [ Demotion and Salary deduction] "I'm fucked up."

All changes started when Tao Ruan received a message. From then on, Tao Ruan would be dragged into a dream with real experience every night, and be manipulated by various fancy tricks: physiology lessons in the classroom… In front of the French window…simulating pregnancy belly play…. At first, Tao Ruan thought that Gu Zhizhou, the senior whom she had a crush on, would definitely not be a pervert who harassed and played with her. Until she was played badly in her dream, all kinds of evidence in reality gradually surfaced.

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/ndfXXVpR Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0

My crush~~~~ Head over heels on his boyfriend ~~~~ On his breakup, I took my chance, and it worked out~~~~ His ex begged him to come back, and we broke up. ~~~~ Faith ended up working for his company~~~~ At present, we both are single~~~ turned into fuck buddies~~~ Again, his ex comes into picture~~so now what?

Reincarnated into a Cultivation world with a system, Alex decides to just fuck around and have fun, that is, until the 'find out' part of fuck around and find out happens, with looming threats and unseen hands, will he survive? The answer is yes. he has a system, what did you think this was? Now he just gets to fuck around in an open-world map. And of course, cultivate so he can kick ass as every up-and-coming protagonist must.

This is a novel about two young people trapped between family expectations and their own dreams. Sack, pressured by his strict father, struggles to find his way, while Lindsay tries to balance her kindness with the pressure of pursuing a future already planned and loved. When their lives intersect, the silence between them speaks louder than words, and they are both forced to question what they really want for their lives.

Lestes was a peak cultivator, fall in deep sleep after a battle when he woke up he found that, his opponent soul in his last battle, nine headed serpent soul, which he sealed in his soul has started affecting his own thinking, which tern him into a lecherous, lustful person to not go astray and not affecting his Dao Lestes Decided to peak few maid, to have sex with them and satisfy his lust. he will take many maid and going to have a lots of sex along in his journey to in return to his previous peak. fuck his new maid which he peaked in forest. fuck city lord sexy daughter fuck Lin clan sexy princess fuck gorgeous phoenix maiden

the sin of pride, the sin of self-confidence. it was something Aero possed for many years, many people said he should swallow it and he said fuck you. now after having to swallow it for the first time in his life some weirdo had appeared.

WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN DISTURBING THINGS IF YOUR MENTAL PROWESS ISN'T STRONG THIS STORY IS NOT FOR YOU. WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! THIS IS MY OWN STORY I OWN ALL RIGHTS ACCEPT FOR THE PICTURES I WILL USE FOR THE CHARACTERS. ____________________________________ Jake, Your average 33 year old Gangster was Driving home From the gym only to die from lack of Sleep in The Car, how Will he live in a World of a Dark Smutty Manhwa. ___________________________________ Jake: that's Not how I Fucking died Author: shut the fuck up the synopsis is only for Show Jake: yeah right Author: -_-

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said, "Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!" "Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent. "As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver." "501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face. The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—" "501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady. One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!" The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him. The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..." The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!" The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!" *Satoshi* Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died... Additional tag: Parody

credit to author aaelina Dani carries Lily home from school and meets her horny mother Yuriko for the first time, soon enough they are fucking the shit of Lily and each other. All the girls favorite holes are stretched past their limits.

What would you do if you became the bad guy in your favorite video game? That's what happens to our protagonist, a skilled and ruthless gamer who calls himself "Spectre". His passion is the virtual reality game Aerial Chronicles, where he dominates his rivals with his skill and cunning. But one day, everything changes. For some unknown reason, our protagonist wakes up in the body of Kylo Stormcrest, a secondary character in the game who is a noble and weak villain. Kylo has no special abilities, only his title of duke. How will he survive in this hostile and dangerous world? Will he be able to change his destiny and become a hero? Or will he remain the same old Spectre?

"Warning: This stream might just hijack your mood, so watch at your own risk. It’s me, your friendly neighborhood mad dog, taking on games so hard they should come with therapy vouchers. Don’t even bother overthinking it—let’s be real, your brain’s gonna short-circuit halfway through anyway. Sit back, laugh, cry, and embrace the chaos!"

[My WSA 2024 Entry novel! Please vote] Yōta's day went from normal to "What the heck?!" faster than you can say "isekai." One moment, he's an average sixteen-year-old playing video games in his room; the next, he's in the body of a scrawny boy named Sol, right in the middle of a raging war. "Fuck, fuck, fuck! I'm gonna die! AGAIN!!" he screamed. This wasn't anything like those fantasy novels he had read of where the hero gets cheat powers and a cushy life as a noble. Nope, Yōta was stuck in the body of a weakling with zero abilities, no powerful physique, and on a battlefield to boot!

Victoria alias Jayden sky, 19 year old and pop music sensation isn't one to be kept down, not much for rules and regulations. when it's discovered that someone is after her life, her family will do everything to keep her safe including hire a bodyguard. Asher Reed is a no nonsense, ex military Seargent who is now navigating the world as a civilian and bodyguard under Nexus protection services. when pop meets hard-core how will they cope with the difference and most importantly, who is trying to kill Victoria.

"I, Thandie Lohan vow to focus all my energy on building my career and the day I fall in love again will be the day the sun dances". I was done with men and their empty promises, the old fairy-tale romance Thandie was gone and that is how I met him, a simple desire, the curiosity to know how the warmth of his body felt pressed against mine. It was supposed to be a passing phase, an experiment and he was supposed to be a companion that came with very little expectations, a temporary plaything... Let me tell you a story of how the sun danced...

The Gods in all their infinite wisdom and boredom thought it would be a smart decision to bestow humanity powers and simply decided to watch the chaos unfold. Some didn't like that idea much and created the system as a way to help to restrict the chaos. Need I remind you it's fucking 2024.

Astaroth, a respected and lucky demon, as he has Lucifer's paternal love, even though the two are not blood relatives. The young master lives in the king's castle and works as his personal assistant, and almost nothing displeases him, with the exception of his father's right hand man and best friend, Lord Satan, the two always have small arguments but they act friendly in front of Lucifer. Astaroth's life is peaceful most of the time, but things start to go wrong when the war against the angels starts to approach.

"Is it true that snakes mate all day long?"   One day, Won suddenly goes into heat at school due to a marking left by his ex-boyfriend without permission.   When he hurriedly hides in the bathroom, a man who appears to be a werewolf rudely confronts him, but in his desperate situation, Won promises to sleep with him and receives his help.   It turns out that he is not only Won's junior but also the illegitimate child of the center director who is monitoring Won...   "...Who are you really?"   "A crazy bastard who wanted to get involved with you."   What is the true identity of this man who seems to be lurking around Won?

Anabel found out she was pregnant and dialed her husband's number to share the good news to him. They have been married for two years without a child. Desmond's mother had been accusing her of being barren and unproductive. When the call was picked, she was flabbergasted and broken. She was hearing a loud moan of feminine voice. "Ohh! Yeah! Don't stop fucking me! I love your fucking dick! Fuck me harder baby!" accompanied with sound of skins slapping against the other. She went home to confront her husband and end up receiving a divorce paper. Desmond divorced him for a lady his mother was rooting. Few months later when he found out that his ex-wife is a billionaire heiress and she is pregnant with twins, he went crazy!

"You are mine" he said..... Fucking repeat after me ,"YOU ARE MINE" not Alex not Derrick and not No one else just MINE ..... He said while trailing kisses down her neck... "I am you ursss" she stuttered.

He thinks he owns me, he fucking took me away from my family And he threatens to kill everyone i have ever loved if i dont give my heart to him But here's one thing he dosent know i will rather die than be his!!!!! i am crazy , hell am obsessed with her i cant seem to breathe if she isn't with me she is mine and i dont give a fuck if she tries to push me away cause she is only mine , mine , mine after all am a monster and a monster only takes and dont return

Waking up in a new environment unlike any you’ve seen before, in a body not yours and a lot of unanswered questions, well this was the exact situation that Delta was currently experiencing and he was determined to find out the who, what, when, where, and why this was happening to him, but first he needed to say, “What the fuck, I’m a planet”.

THE HIDDEN SCAR IS AN MM enemies to lovers, hockey romance, with a jealous fuck buddy, plenty of heat, and situations that may be hard for some readers.

now now, looks like you stumbled upon this story, wether it be for the actual writing, or for the lemons... i honestly don't care, The mc gets lucky, veryyyyy lucky and stumbles upon a rock, that rock contained a genie, but mc is smart, so watch as he finds clever ways to trick that absolute fool. this novel will contain novel and all the other fucked up shit you can imagine, i am but one simple horny dude who will right upon the call of the horniness (what the fuck that is dont ask me, pls) ues mc does not have emotions nor does he care for anybody except himself, this story is fucked up in all kinds of ways and i am one horny man who wants to write a horny story with no real plot but horny... yea i like horny i am horny i will only write this story when im horny... hope you like this story of mine... byeee

You know the rebirth in another world tale. Get cool powers and possible gain an unrealistic harem. Well I was reborn as the best friend to a harem protagonist in a fantasy setting. I'm given prompts by something that wants me to entertain them. So not the most normal version of this type of tale. What's the worst that can happen. { Help save the world} Fuck.