"When the Roasts Reach Immortality"
“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.”
Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice.
His social circle? Non-existent.
His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves.
Then it happened—
A blackout.
A glitch.
A glowing loading screen.
And boom.
Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone.
But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant.
It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary.
He has no clan.
No golden finger (except ChatGPT).
No plot armor.
Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it.
What to Expect:
- A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle
- A system that’s more dangerous than any sword
- Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat
- A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime
- And of course… daily uploads guaranteed.
(If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.)
This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality—
Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.
