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Only Girls Will Understand

BUll Sh it: Only time I will remain politically correct fair warning

Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk? And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen! But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you. So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits! And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***. so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101
DEAnotsquishedd · 20.8K Views

Reincarnated as the Only Male in an All-Girls Magic Academy!

[Warning: Mature, sensual content, lots of smut and a very tight plot!] "So many beautiful girls!" After an unfortunate science experiment gone wrong, 25-year-old virgin Ren Kisaragi, wakes up in a strange new world. A world where curses manifest as eldritch horrors, bringing destruction with every breath. A world where female weavers command the very laws of reality and bend the elements to their will, while male warriors, blessed with monstrous strength, can shatter mountains with a single blow. It doesn’t take long before he realizes he has reincarnated into "Mystic Chronicles", a fantasy novel he once read and dropped out of boredom. However, he isn't the protagonist or even a side character, he’s just a nameless extra, a mere background figure destined to fade into obscurity. But there’s one problem. He’s somehow enrolled at Imperial Academy, the most prestigious weaver academy in the kingdom… which is supposed to be an all-girls school! And as the only male weaver in an entire academy of talented (and terrifying) female weavers, his existence alone is enough to shatter the balance of the world. With a suspiciously broken cheat, an entire school of powerful and competitive girls watching his every move, and curses lurking in the shadows, Ren must navigate this chaotic new life before he gets caught up in a story that was never meant to include him. But maybe—just maybe—he can turn this anomaly into an advantage. And if fate allows, fulfill his lifelong dream of being surrounded by beautiful, ambitious women while he's at it. Can he survive this world where he's the ultimate anomaly? ——— Support Table. Every 100 PS or GT: 1 Bonus Chapter. Castle: 5 Bonus Chapters!
DungeonHunter · 454.3K Views

Natasha's Only choice

Natasha is thrust into an arranged marriage with Reynolds; a reckless, entitled second heir known more for his drinking and temper than for any sense of responsibility. Her father’s business teeters on the edge of bankruptcy, and the marriage is only lifeline to save their family’s legacy. It was only a matter of time when the marriage turned into a toxic one, and she tried all her best to make him see her worthy as his wife, but it was all futile. However, Natasha’s dreams came through when Reynolds lost his memory due to an accident he had. In the process of trying to help him recover, they both found love, it was all she ever wanted. But Xander felt blindsided by their newfound love, especially since he had secretly been in love with Reynolds, his best friend. Despite using subtle gestures to express his feelings, Reynolds never caught on. Xander did everything he could to sabotage their relationship, but all his efforts ended in failure. Things took an unexpected turn when Reynolds regained his memory. He began treating Natasha coldly and even denied being the father of her twins, which led to him being compelled to take a DNA test. The results arrived; one twin is his, the other isn’t. Natasha was stunned, and certain she was never unfaithful. Confused and heartbroken, she tries to unravel the truth: Could something have happened during Reynolds’ recovery that she doesn’t remember? Was she drugged? Violated? Or is there something even more sinister, possibly connected to Xander’s obsession?
boskilodark · 4.8K Views
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