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Sang Seniman Bela Diri yang Beralih Menjadi Konglomerat Film

[Industri Hiburan + Wanita Utama yang Kuat + Cerita Menarik + Identitas Tersembunyi] Pemimpin Muda Sekte Tang, Tang Shu, yang mahir dalam Teknik Racun dan Senjata Tersembunyi, telah tertransmigrasi dan menjadi pendatang baru tingkat 18, debut sebagai aktris pendukung. Setelah acara variety show disiarkan: Haters: "Aku sebenarnya menganggap Tang Shu itu cukup menggemaskan. Ada yang salah dengan aku?" Ketika Lembaga Penelitian Teknik Mesin Nasional mengumumkan: Miss Tang adalah konsultan penelitian kunci yang kami tunjuk. Haters: "Apa????" Ketika seorang ahli pengobatan Tiongkok yang berwibawa mengungkapkan selama wawancara: Pengembangan jenis obat baru sangat berhutang pada Tang Shu. Haters: "Bukankah ini terlalu kebetulan?" Ketika Departemen Restorasi Porselen dengan terang-terangan menyatakan: Tidak ada yang melebihi Tang Shu dalam bidang restorasi porselen dan kaligrafi serta lukisan. Haters: "Apakah lotus putih ini menjadi sedikit terlalu memabukkan?" Ketika seorang big V Weibo dengan jutaan penggemar tanpa sengaja menunjukkan wajahnya selama siaran langsung... Para haters semua menyatakan bahwa pikiran mereka terpukau! *** Jing Yu, anak kesayangan surga, selalu mempunyai cengkeraman besi dan karir yang sukses sampai— dia bertemu dengan Tang Shu. Di dalam bioskop, setelah menonton empat atau lima film berturut-turut, dia menyadari orang yang duduk di sebelahnya tidak berubah, menikmati popcorn dengan sangat lahap. Tenggorokan Jing Yu bergerak sedikit; wanita ini sedang merayunya. Berhadapan di sebuah kedai kopi, dia secara acak mengeluarkan sedotan dua sisi dan meletakkannya di cangkirnya. Mata Jing Yu merah; wanita ini pasti sedang merayunya!
Rain Chen Zhenzhen · 56.1K Views

I'm Filming Variety Shows In Apocalypses

The best actor was shooting a doomsday movie when he suddenly transmigrated to a real doomsday world and became Aon Flearov, a young man with a huge debt and a blood-sucking family. What does one do in the apocalypse? Of course, shoot variety shows, live streams, do ads, act in movies, hold concerts and fan meetings— The whole showbiz world was placed in real apocalypses, and Aon, a newly-debuted doomsday star, was thrown to a random variety show to fight zombies! It was at this desperate moment that Aon awakened a superpower— A system. DING! [Heyo, dad, your son is online~] Aon: [Son, are you a farming system? A counterattack system? A pay-to-win system?? Anything will do!] The system instantly burst into tears: [B-but dad, I'm a superstar system!] And so, in a doomsday dating variety show: The system picked and chose a few "cabbages" seriously: [Dad, do you want to find me a zombie step mom or an alien step dad? Old or young? One, two, three, or four?] In a doomsday gourmet show: The system handed a frying pan, spatula, guitar, piano: [Go, dad! I want a stir-fry zombie brain, alien omakase, mutated beast AYCE, spirit plant pancakes— ] In a doomsday idol survival show: The system looked at the zombies and aliens crying on their knees, begging for mercy: [Dad! They're all moved by your singing! They want an encore!] [Dad! After you do the zombie dance, the zombies collectively change their race's name!] Doing part-time jobs in the eternal sun apocalypse, camping in a natural disaster doomsday, living with aliens, styling zombies in Doomsday Supermodel, turning into plants and fighting zombies, fighting against fellow doomsday celebrities in Doomsday Survival championships— Here, there are various shows you can and can't imagine. Name one, and it will come true. #An actor who cannot become a superstar isn't a good doomsday survivor# The three no: No R18 No harem No boys love— no bullying the author!
Zehell2218 · 5.9K Views

Beyond The Fallen Sky

Azra is an ordinary man with a modest job and simple ambitions—until his life is cut short in a freak accident on the construction site where he works. But death is only the beginning. Azra wakes up not in the afterlife, but in the body of another "Azra" in a world that both mirrors and deviates drastically from his own. This world bears the scars of nuclear devastation and the ravages of a catastrophic meteor impact that have shaped society in unrecognizable ways. Here, survival is not just a matter of making ends meet, but of adapting to an entirely foreign culture, built on hard-won resilience and primal rules. Facing a harsh environment where resources are scarce and civilization itself is a shadow of what he once knew, Azra must learn to navigate the brutal remnants of a society shaped by disaster. Despite the bleakness, Azra, now a head of a family, Azra had to adapts to his new environment. He rises to the challenges of this apocalyptic world, he begins to forge a life that surpasses his past, one marked by hope, community, and survival against all odds. But with every step forward, Azra faces questions that haunt him: Is he living the life meant for this world’s Azra, or is he carving out a destiny that defies both fate and fear? And can he, in this fractured reality, build a new future that will last? ---------------- ““. Dialogue []. System Dialogue/Electronical Dialogue (). Inner monologue . Sound Effect --------------- Reminder; This Novel is a fictional story. There will be Violence, Gore and Content for Mature Audience that will marked with (X) for a light ones, (XX) for the heavier ones. Do enjoy the story and if you liked them, please review, comment, add to collections. your support is very appreciated and kept me motivated, in this depressing world.
JamesLabel · 55.3K Views

MASKARA

Tik tak. Tik tak. Tanging tunog ng orasan ang nangingibabaw sa tahimik na bahay—isang tahimik na nakakabingi, na para bang bumabalot sa bawat sulok ng silid. Parang musika ito ng kawalan, ngunit imbes na paginhawahin, lalo lamang nitong pinapalakas ang kabog ng aking dibdib. Tik tak. Parang pinipiga ang aking puso, bawat segundo, bawat saglit, paulit-ulit, na tila pinapaalala ang bigat na matagal ko nang dinadala. Hindi ko na kayang pigilan pa. Kumawala na ang aking mga luha, kasabay ng hiningang tila mabigat na bato sa aking dibdib. Bumagsak ang mga patak na parang ulan sa pisngi kong hindi na sanay ngumiti. Minsan naiisip ko, paano nga ba ako napunta sa ganitong sitwasyon? Ang sakit—nakakapaso, nakakasakal—hindi ito basta lungkot lang, kundi isang matinding kalungkutan na nagpapahina sa aking mga tuhod. Araw-araw, pilit akong bumabangon, pilit tinatawid ang mga oras, pero habang ginagawa ko ito, lalong lumalalim ang sugat. Nasasaktan ako, hindi lamang dahil sa mga nangyari, kundi dahil sa awa ko sa aking sarili. Sino ba namang hindi maaawa kung araw-araw, pinipilit kong ngumiti kahit wala nang natitirang dahilan para sumaya? Ngunit kahit anong mangyari, kahit anong sakit ang idulot nito, isa lang ang sigurado ko: Ikaw at ikaw lamang ang aking mamahalin. Walang makakapalit sa'yo. Sa kabila ng lahat, sa kabila ng mga gabing binubulabog ng tahimik na pag-iyak, ikaw pa rin ang laman ng puso kong durog na durog na. Hays… Nawa’y dumating ang araw na ang tik tak ng orasan ay maging musika ng pag-asa. Pero sa ngayon, ito muna ang aking mundo—isang tahimik na silid, isang pusong nagdurugo, at isang pagmamahal na kahit kailan ay hindi ko kayang bitawan.
ariazmo · 3.2K Views

"Whispers of Destiny"

What if the life you thought you knew was just the beginning of an extraordinary secret? Ayu Singh is a young man burdened by struggles in his ordinary life—an orphan in his first life, reborn into a second chance where a family and fresh beginnings seemed to promise happiness. Yet, his reality is far from idyllic. When his mother suffers a grave accident, Ayu’s life takes an unprecedented turn. In the middle of his desperate quest to save her, a mysterious system appears. It doesn’t just offer power—it brings with it cryptic messages about his past life and his purpose in this one. Now Ayu faces a daunting challenge: arrange three lakh rupees within a few short hours to save his mother. With the system's task and reward dangling before him, the line between trust and manipulation blurs. As the whispers of destiny grow louder, Ayu must navigate through loyalty, betrayal, and the haunting connections between his two lives. Who can he trust—his friends, the mysterious system, or even himself? Each choice draws him closer to a shocking truth about his rebirth that could shatter everything. Whisper of Destiny is a heart-pounding tale of redemption, the weight of responsibility, and the pursuit of uncovering hidden truths. Perfect for fans of thrilling narratives filled with mystery and emotional depth, it will grip readers until the very last page. Key Themes: Second chances and the burden of destiny Friendship, family, and loyalty under pressure The mysterious intersection of past and present lives A high-stakes quest for survival against time ---
Hindi_Xaiver · 2.7K Views

Belmont Chronicle

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!
Funny_HannibaL · 4.8K Views

Eminent Shadows:The Trilogy

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-
not_funny · 75.1K Views
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