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The Vampire's Moonlit Throne

It was advised to think thrice before crossing paths with him but she didn’t even think once and ran right into the lion's den… ___ In an ominous, haunted night, Elara Celine fled from the forces that shattered her whole life in just one night. She ran for her life but little does the poor girl know about the curse she is destined to be bound with. She has no idea about the unimaginable power which lies dormant beneath her broken, trembling and helpless body. Alone in the world, carrying the pain of a murdered family and covered in blood, her misery drags her to the Dark Lord's Castle. A place no sane man even thinks to seek refuge at… but an insane woman does… Where she is desperate for refuge and revenge, Ravenor Frostveil can instantly smell the power hidden beneath her fragile appearance. The man whose name is never dared taken aloud but whispered… The man who runs the dangerous underworld of crime and deception with the tip of his finger. The man who is touched and tainted by the dark side itself. In return for safety and revenge, Elara Celine makes a deal with the Dark Lord, the devil himself. The deal she is soon going to regret… One is light, the other shadow, destined to destroy each other… But in this dance of deception and hunger for power, will a forbidden desire bloom amidst the shadows of hatred, or will darkness consume them both? ——— Underlying themes: > Enemies to Loves (Very intense) > Weak to strong FL and tragic past ML > Slow burn > Gothic setting with Castles, academies, dangerous quests and many such adventures > Hints of humour and comedy > Violence, gore and very intense scenes but triggers warnings will be given above such chapters. —— The schedule is everyday posting but more support will equal more chapters!
DaisyLight · 30.1K Views

Sword in Stone

Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?
CalyB · 119.9K Views

Into the AnimeVerse as Nobita

Reincarnated as a boy named nobita he was thrown into a world of different animes. Using his knowledge from the future of the parallel world he starts earning money to establish his foundation and protect his loved ones and enjoy the supernatural world..... but will he be able to save everyone? Or will he be turned to a evil being losing his own mind?? He's not gonna waste this new chance like a lazy person and will enjoy the life to the fullest. He'll unlock a Mercenary System as he travels around the multiverse through our favourite movies and animes helping people and earning rewards. He builds his harem as quickly as possible using his young face and tricking aunties eating them out, while waiting her there daughters to grow. Very very evil Mc I tell you...!! . . . webnovel Friendly_Immortal Author: Friendly Immortal Fantasy, Business, Harem, Romance Ongoing · 100K+ Views 20+Chs Synopsis [Authors note: I hope you all like this.] *** I want you all to keep on supporting me and help me improve myself. Bonus chapters on, 150 Power Stones: 1 chapter 300 Power Stones: 2 chapters 450 Power Stones: 3 chapters As for golden tickets 1 golden tickets: 1 bonus chapter 5 golden tickets: 2 bonus chapters 10 golden tickets: 3 bonus chapters The same goes for gifts A Dragon: 1 bonus chapters A Magic Castle: 3 bonus chapters A spacecraft: 4 bonus chapters A Golden Gachapon: 5 bonus chapters Thanks for reading everyone, hope you will enjoy this. And, do check out my other novel, I have put it on hold for now, but will soon continue it again. __________ Milfs, Oyakodon, netori, family culture, mature women, virgins, harem, beautiful female leads, yandere, incest, anal, pussy, bdsm, mind break, training, mother-son, harem, milf, , aunt, college girl, school girl, bad boy, business, romance, beating villain being a bigger villain than them. Hentai, anime, porn, R18, sex oriented
Friendly_Immortal · 159.5K Views

Age Of Elves

When monsters from another dimension overrun Earth, humanity strikes a desperate deal with a mysterious alien force. In exchange for salvation, Earth’s youth are transported to alien worlds to train as warriors—but the true cost of this pact remains unknown. Chase, Kellie, Arthur, Belinda and Selena, five teenagers shaped by the chaos, embark on a perilous journey to grow stronger, conquer monsters, and unlock the power of their unique bloodlines. As Chase rises, his charisma and strength attract powerful allies—and lovers—from across worlds, forming a harem of beautiful and voluptuous women from different races. Faced with relentless dangers and a looming cosmic threat, they must uncover the truth behind humanity’s deal and fight to secure a future for all. Will their bonds and newfound strength be enough to overcome the darkness ahead? MC is not a mindless idiot controlled by his dick so don't expect him to have sex with all the women he meets. Although there will be sex scenes, this novel is not a porn novel, I intend to focus on the storyline. NOTICE!!! Thank you for your support and feedback! After careful consideration, I’ve revised the story starting from Chapter 25 due to errors and inconsistencies. To align better with the new direction, please skip directly to Chapter 72. Your patience and understanding mean everything—thank you for being part of this journey! Check out my other novel - Lord Of Harem Remember After Reading Chapter 25 Skip to 72
Nova07 · 137.3K Views

Harem System : Reincarnated with a Divine Cashback

*Ping!!!* -[Congratulations, you have won the H.E.A.D.I.E.S award for best porn actor, three years in a row!!!] Alex Turner, a struggling accountant, suddenly finds himself in the body of Jason Rivers, Hollywood's golden boy known for his pulverizing roles in the porn industry, after they both suffer near-fatal accidents. Thrilled and overwhelmed by his newfound fame and fortune, Alex discovers he's been granted an additional supernatural gift: [System Activated: Divine Cashback Initialized] [Current Balance: $0] [Spend Money to Make Money!] Now in possession of Jason's connections, influence, and smoking hot body, Alex dives headfirst into the world of celebrity, determined to climb even higher up the social ladder. He quickly learns to leverage the divine rebate system, turning every dollar spent into a multiplied return and reveling in the power it brings. [New Purchase: $1,000 Designer Suit] [Cashback Earned: $5,000] [Level Up! Charm +10] As Alex welcomes the glitz and glamour of Hollywood in Jason's body, he embraces the temptations that come with his newfound wealth and status. With the system as his secret weapon, Alex sets out to become an even bigger star than Jason ever was, enjoying every perk and pleasure that comes his way. And the perks couldn't get bigger than the secret he discovered. "What? A secret cult that runs all of Hollywood?!!!" From luxurious red carpet events to tantalizing escapades with seductive models. As the stakes get higher and the women come in all shapes, colour and sizes, Alex must do two things, survive and spend to earn!! ***** Additional tags: #Exhibitionism #Voyeurism #Harem #Supernatural #AdultContent #Romance ...
SinfulMessiah · 56.3K Views

Various Threads of Fate

In the bustling heart of New Delhi, Dhruv Sharma is a man with a past that has left him wary of trust and friendships. At 27, he’s dedicated to his work in an IT company and his family's well-being, but beneath his calm exterior lies a history of betrayal that keeps him isolated from the world. Assigned to a high-stakes project, Dhruv is forced to collaborate closely with his colleagues—Karan, whose humour lightens the office mood; Aryan, his dependable friend; and Ananya, a curious and caring soul who begins to see the cracks in Dhruv’s armour. However, when Dhruv’s silence during a crucial moment leads to a misunderstanding, tensions flare, especially with Ananya, who starts to question if she ever truly knew him. As past traumas resurface and personal boundaries are tested, Dhruv finds himself at a crossroads: Will he continue to let his fear of betrayal dictate his life, or will he take a chance on the fragile bonds of friendship that are forming around him? And as Ananya grapples with her feelings, will she discover the truth behind Dhruv’s guarded nature, or will their connection crumble under the weight of unspoken words? An ongoing serialized fiction exploring the complexities of trust, the shadows of past betrayals, and the possibility of redemption through unexpected friendships. But as the story unfolds, one question remains: Can Dhruv break free from his fears, or will he forever remain trapped in the echoes of his past?
kushalsingh9838 · 3.3K Views

Reincarnated As A Mosquito

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter. From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms. Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix! The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day! Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake.
Xero_5825 · 1.1M Views

The Demon Lord and his Hero (BL)

When Demon Lord, Syryn Nigh'hart, found that he had gone back in time and turned into his child self, he had assumed to do better with his second life - commit smaller crimes, keep away from burning villages and inciting other demons, contribute to society, abide by most laws, you know? But then the hero, his old friend, had to fall in love with him and ruin his plans. "Goddess, I cannot take responsibility for your champion, Rowan Windwalker, getting bent. Please don't strike me down!" _______ #This story can get sus af (adults in kids' bodies forgetting their age or more like author forgetting it T^T) and is set in a fantasy world with different morals so please suspend your modern sensibilities and bear with the bull$hit. I can't with more comments throwing shade. I already know and I regret it so staph. #Characters are damaged and carry psychological baggage.Their relationships won't all be happy and lovey dovey till they've healed mentally # After like 150 chapters - Angst and Emotional damage.Your mental health may decline as the characters' mental health decline #Trigger warning for mentions of child abuse #World building #Demon Lord (shou/uke) is a shameless FLIRT#The Hero(gong/seme) is an extremely patient man for putting up with the demon lord's nonsense #Gay and sassy #Reformed and immature demon lord (but he's nice now okay. He isn't a psycho.) # MULTIPLE POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS I'm begging you please dont fall for the other guy cause some readers do be crying. Second male lead syndrome is real. #Slow burn Romance #Patience is needed#The cat is NOT the ML pls don't ask about the cat ಥ‿ಥ some of you are getting the wrong idea.#If You're commenting under the chapters, avoid using these words (harem, BL, porn, sex, lmao, sh*t, b*tch) that webnovel is blocking even though my book is rated 17+ ______________________________________________ Disclaimer: Cover art belongs to the original artists. If you're the artist, please let me know so I can credit/take down the image.
winterblossom · 2.2M Views

World After Worlds

She died...virgin. [WARNING: EXPLICIT, MATURE CONTENT 18+] Cause of Death: Her overactive imagination and poor lifestyle. Binge-watched porn, dramas, and anime. Excessive indulgence in books, manga, Webtoon, WebComics, and Webnovels. Too much laziness and lack of sleep. Dehydration and an unreasonable amount of junk food. She never felt belonged in that world. Out of a sudden, she found herself alive in another person's body. So then she started leaping from one world to another, fulfilling the wishes of her new roles. Whether it would be salvation or retribution, she couldn't care less. Well, as long as it is interesting, why not try? *** World After Worlds CONTENTS 1st World: Brightest Star 2nd World: Hara (queen) 3rd World: Miss Officer 4th World: Azkin's Curse 5th World: Honey Trap *** Ran: "Please note that this book has not undergone editing and proofreading. This may contain errors in grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Reader discretion is advised. Kindly keep in mind that this content has not been reviewed or revised to meet the author's usual standards. If you are sensitive to such material or find it difficult to read, I suggest waiting until the edited version is released. Unfortunately, I do not have an exact date for the release of the edited version at this time." *** This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. 2021, Ran Barbasa. Image not owned. From Pinterest. (This is my first English novel. English is my second language. Please go easy on me!)
RAN_BARBASA · 1.5M Views

QT: Slutaholic Villainess

Michelle Dy was the epitome of a perfect lady. Beautiful, pure, chaste, modest, and refined. All her life, she lived in conformance to what society demanded of her. Well, at least that’s the image she has projected to everyone. Behind closed doors though. She was a real pervert. Every night, she either read smut novels, or watched porn. It became her nightly ritual that she would not be able to sleep if she doesn’t do that and masturbate while doing so. Then one night, she read a novel with such godly smut scenes that for every chapter that has smut she would be so horny that she felt much obliged to make herself orgasm over and over. Short to say, she overdid it, and her soul left her body literally. She was pronounced dead at 24, single since birth, and to her utter horror, a virgin, unless you count the rather small dildo she has been using. So, what happened after? Her soul went for judgement to the Assessors of Maat. However, her soul can’t go to heaven, but they also don’t want to send her to hell. Since the Assessors found her interesting, they gave her a chance to go to heaven. -- Archangel Samael has sinned and was judged by the heavens to repent. His punishment? He will have to live 3 lifetimes living a celibate life. He will be given 5 chances and if he fails, his wings will be taken away from him and he shall never enter the gates of heaven again. Since the gods wanted some entertainment, unknown to him, they sent him to be reborn as a fictional character in R-18 novels. -- Telling her that since Transmigration was the trend, they will be sending her soul to 5 worlds of novels she read. Her mission in each was to find Archangel Samael, seduce him and make him fall in love with her, whichever comes first. She will be given 5 chances and she must succeed in at least 3. If she succeeds, her soul will go to heaven, if she fails, her soul will go to hell. Seems easy? Hell no. Problem was, she was always being transmigrated as the villainess without any clue who the Archangel was except that he was lofty and has angelic aura! In addition, the novels were all reverse harems making it so that there were too many males to consider! Still, she was excited. This was her chance! Her chance to enjoy R-18 experience!
champilyn · 234K Views

Silent Caster's Journey:A hero, a villain and a Psychopath

The story follows Onver, a mute character who has endured nightmares since childhood. Bullied relentlessly by his acquaintances and falsely accused by the democratic world of Earth, he experiences a series of misfortunes and terrifying nightmares. Consequently from his childhood, because of that he develops a conflicting bipolar personality that constantly battles between an urge to kill and the suppression of such thoughts. However, Onver's life takes an unexpected turn when he is kidnapped by a secret organization conducting human experiments. He becomes the subject of a torturous experiment and eventually loses his life. but wait he once again Awakens in the same world and same body. Upon awakening, he finds himself back on Earth, only to discover extraordinary hidden realms coexisting alongside Earth. These mystical realms are brimming with magic and inhabitants unlike those on Earth. As the boundaries between those realms blur, with the magical realm encroaching upon Earth, Onver embarks on an epic journey within this wondrous land. Along his path, he must grapple with his internal struggles, confront his haunting past, and unearth the truth hidden within his newfound existence. -------------- [{Warning: This work is purely fiction, and it does not promote any kind of violence against any living being. Please read with caution. This contains hardcore gore and psychologically twisted things }] Tags |Dark| Evil | Mute Mc | Slow pace | Weak to strong| [Antihero] |Wrong to evil |Tragedy | Dark humour | Magical Mystery | No system or reincarnation | Slow development |
Uncle_Moon · 246.4K Views
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