Religously

Amoeba is suddenly annoyed by a voice inside her head, it claims to be God. What's a God?! Can she eat it?!? And more importantly, why is she now being forced to work for the rest of her exsistance! Come along with Amoeba as she collects Evo Points and Karma and transforms into various forms of life throughout earths history. Making friends with dinosaurs, becoming rivals with giant prehistoric scorpians, and accidentally causing some of earths worst natural disasters in history, along with becoming Jesus Christ's senior at work! Watch as Amoeba unknowingly causes the fall of various human civilizations, becomes more of a glutton, and tries to avoid Scopio and Jesus at the work office in "Heaven". ___________________________________________ WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS! This webnovel will poke fun at major historical events and figures, even the highly revered pope, and son of god, will not be spared by this author. This novel doesn't necessarily align with the authors religous and life view on morality, but is more just a cluster- f of random funny stuff to get you thinking and make fun of stuff that is usually taken to seriously in society. If your highly religious, easily butthurt, often become triggered by internet memes and baaaaaddd jokes, then this story is not for you! The author is not trying to discredit historians or religious sects or beliefs by making this story. THIS IS SIMPLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES! Also the main character when in animal form will occasionally eat people, but remember the main character is not actually human. No cannibalism here okay? If a tiger eats a person, it's a tiger eating a person, okay guys? Sexual scenes may appear in this webnovel but I will warn the reader beforehand. Okay I think this covers all my bases? Enjoy the story. UwU

In a fight between good and evil, light and darkness, Florian, a man who doesn't belive in God or any deity suddenly found himself in a stand point where humanity will choose between living sinful or revert into virtue of God. The once thought to be creations of mind of religous people, came and it's time for the fruitful harvest. In the wait for the second coming, will Florian met his own salvation? A cross between action-packed historical fiction and the fight for every characters' salvation.

hunting is the worlds oldest sport. and one of the most important. hunters provided the essential sustenance to keep mankind alive in its infancy. and how does the modern world treat its oldest profession? its fallen out of favor in this day and age. an essential job that every people practiced is now religated to a sport for recreation rather then something out of desperation and necessity. it is now met with ridicule and scorn from modern people who buy their food at a grocery and never have to look their food in the eye when they take a life. everything has already been prepared for their consumption. someone else did the dirty work. that someone else is us. the hunters coven. its sad really? we had to be ashamed of being a hunter in our old world. and we have to be ashamed in this new one too. especially now that the food has rights. can speak. talk. and fire a gun back at you. but they all go down just the same at the end of our sight. meat is meat. the only question is will it be yours or theirs. we will be bringing home at the end of the hunt.. authors note- did this for the contest. was originally gonna go with show biz, but decided on sports because hunting for show biz is really niche. but the story will contain themes of game show and documentary. the setting is placed in a competition to hunt animals in another world. except with a twist. read to find out. additionally. i will try to post daily. maybe even twice a day. if i have a time. each chapter will be religated to a hunt. each volume will be a tour.