Sexy Irony

Mysterious, dark-haired, sexy almond eyes, all charm, Alpha Kymon Zephyr is everything she wants to run away from. His records. She knows. His past. She knows but not the part she was part of. Not the part that scares every inch of his being. The part that drives him crazy. Mad. All smiles, brown alluring eyes, Lyra Reyes is everything he fears. Everything that threatens to break down his walls. Everything that reminds him of his past. But, as much as they want to be away from each other, fate draws them together and so close to the point she'd destroy every obstacle that comes his way and he'd burn any person that harms a single hair on her body. Remember now, the past always has a way of coming back and when it does, it leaves them with no option but to break apart or destroy the world. But then again, who gives a damn about the world?

Stuck in the worst dream possible – the reality of my own creation. Here I am, not the all-powerful author, but an unsuspecting character, woken up in a beggar's body in the world of my own novel. How? Why? I don't know, but what I do know is that I need to survive. My memories of the story's plot are sketchy at best, but I remember enough to know I've got to stick to the main storyline. Life-or-death decisions, cryptic mysteries, formidable enemies, I wrote them all. Now I must face them firsthand. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so deadly. Am I stuck in my worst nightmare or have I been given a chance to rewrite my destiny? Only time will tell. Until then, I’ve got to survive in this Insane world, a plot to follow, and one hell of a story to write... by living it.

Descendant of the Sun God, son of the Divine Emperor, the future Savior... All these identities infused into one being. Lin Yifan did not know who he was, nor did he understand his responsibilities. All he knew was that for love, he could give his all; for love, he could break through the heavens and slaughter the stars...

The famous sister of Zhang family who is known by name but not by face is a envied being by almost all the people. Her 4 brother who are all successful are very protective and rich but something is missing in their life. They need a partner to care about them. If not, they will die without a trace of romance and an old age life. "No, no. I must search for the best sister-in-law and wife's for my brothers. I can't let them ruin their youth." The hilarious adventure of finding a sister-in-law for her brothers while busying herself in hiding her identify. She found the best candidates. "There they are." Zhang Mei cheered. "My 4 sister-in-law." "Hmph." A man's cold and sexy voice whispered in her ear. "They are my sisters.. My future wife.."

I had finally done it—achieved the ultimate Paladin build. Maxed stats, impenetrable armor, and so many resistances that death itself had given up on me. I was an unkillable tank, an indomitable force. Nothing could stop me. And then my PC exploded. I died. Irony, thou art a cruel mistress. But instead of the afterlife, I woke up as my Paladin character… in the wrong freaking genre. Instead of castles and dungeons, there were people flying around on swords, shooting qi beams like fantasy laser guns. “This is definitely the wrong genre,” I muttered, watching a pompous young master sneer at me. “Kowtow, kiss my foot, and beg for forgiveness!” he declared. I looked at my imaginary maxed-out health bar, then at his flimsy silk robes. Oh, this was going to be fun. __________________________________________________ Hey everyone! I'm looking to expand my reader base by posting here on WN. My penname is Alfir (or Alfir2 on RR). Unfortunately, I lost access to my main account, so this is my new one. If you’ve read my works before, I’d really appreciate your support again! If you enjoy my stories and want to read more, you can also check out my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Alfir Thanks for your time, and I hope you enjoy my works! Let’s keep the stories going!

Eons have passed since the prophesied godslayer met his demise. Yet, in a world reborn, whispers stir of his return, of a new man born from the remnants of an ancient prophecy. Kallen, destined to master the delicate balance between chaos and order, light and darkness, emerges to defy the very fabric of fate. Existence is a tapestry, one whole, connected, and indivisible. It is woven by the fabric of fate, spun with the strings of karma, and stitched with the threads of causality. Yet, within this unity lies individuality, and this individuality is the essence of existence. The manifestation of essence is Will. But what is a sparked Will against one akin to a raging inferno? What is a child before a mammoth? The conviction of a mortal before the boundless Will of cosmic beings? The answer is defiance!. A defiant Will, is what Kallen needs to liberate himself from the suppression every mortal endures from apex lifeforms. To live his life free, unhinged and on his own terms. But it takes a bit of crazy to be brave, and Insanity to be defiant. This is the story of a mortal breaking limits to achieve Apexification, to walk with his head held high and free in every corner of the universe. It is the irony of a slave who holds the reins, even as their chains bite deep. It is the cry of a heart bound in servitude, yet refusing to surrender its essence.

Laos, a teenage loser, has spent his entire life playing role-playing games, watching anime, reading light novels, and bullying people by calling them "NPCs." One day, in a mysterious incident, Laos and his friends were summoned by the goddess to another world, and each was given a different class: "Hero," "Priest," "Mage," etc. But unfortunately, or rather, in an irony of fate... Laos received the worst possible class, "NPC." What will Laos do in this new world, and how will he cope with his life and frustration? While his friends venture out with their newfound powers to save the world from demons, Laos works... as a servant in the princess' palace. Will Laos' life end like this, or will he rise and change his fate?

"Yeah, yes, just keep going, I'm almost-" I heard a boy scream. Who the fuck moans loudly like that? I doubt the dick is that good for him to scream like that. I make my way towards the particular door, navigating through several people, some passed out drunk. Tipsy and nosy, I forcefully open the door to see Rex, the guy I imagined as a nerd, serious and asocial, giving handjob to Jess, my supposed friend. Of course it's not a big deal, we weren't dating. The problem was that I had a crush on him and we just kissed a few mins ago. Jess turned towards me, his face twisted in pleasure as he came. A cruel smirk then appeared on his face as we maintained eye contact. I left. That was the last time I saw Rex. A year later, we ended up in the same university, same Faculty, same street, same apartment, next door neighbour. -------------- "I bet you have wet dreams about me." he smirks, taking a sip of his drink making that 'ahh' sound annoying people do after taking a gulp of their drink. "Shut up Rex, you're not sexy or attractive enough for me to have wet dreams. So shut up and take your stupid drink inside with you." I said, going inside my room and slamming the door shut. I lied, Rex was attractive and sexy enough for me. AUTHOR'S NOTE: Their story started a little from A CHANCE AT LOVE but can be read as a stand alone. I'll explain their backstory here but there's no harm in reading A Chance at Love right? Enjoy!

Cecily era uma garota magricela sem amigos. No entanto, como todas as outras garotas, ansiava por um amor verdadeiro. Ela sempre foi apaixonada por Roberto, filho do Alfa de sua Matilha. No entanto, no seu décimo oitavo aniversário, descobriu que Roberto era seu Companheiro! Antes que pudesse abraçá-lo em excitação, Roberto já havia lançado sua mão para longe como um pedaço de lixo. "Você não se tornará minha Companheira. Finja que nada aconteceu hoje. Vá embora e vigie sua boca. Não diga nada que não deva dizer!" Roberto olhava publicamente para a loira sexy e bonita Alison na formatura do ensino médio. A viagem de formatura mudou Cecily, tornando-a mais forte, mais confiante, mais vibrante, e mais bela e sexy. Além disso, Roberto, que a encontrou novamente no campus da faculdade, começou a persegui-la. "Você deve ser minha Luna. Viveremos juntos a partir de agora. Teremos muitos filhos. Eles serão saudáveis e inteligentes." Os olhos de Roberto estavam cheios de luxúria. A insistência de Roberto fez Cecily sentir nojo e náuseas! Como Cecily não podia se proteger de Roberto devido à diferença de força, Michael apareceu. "Suas ações o tornam indigno como um Alfa." Michael olhou para Roberto com desprezo. Na inauguração de Roberto como Alfa, Cecily não pôde mais tolerar sua insistência. "Eu, Cecily Levin, rejeito Roberto Paslo como meu companheiro." Quando Roberto estava furioso e com dor, querendo ferir Cecily, Michael apareceu novamente! "Cecily foi a Companheira arranjada pela Deusa da Lua para mim." Michael olhou para Cecily com ternura. "Quem quer que ouse tocá-la está desrespeitando a família real."

For Jamie Vayne, life could be better, but he’s not complaining. His career as a musician might not be on the fast track, and he still has to work to earn a paycheck, but his following on a particular platform for the naughty eye in search of the sexy guy is on the rise, and his hookup success nears one hundred percent in terms of both sides’ satisfaction. Life is far from a straight line, and certain enticing curves are to be expected. Less expected is having a curve ball thrown at him by no other than the Sunny Hill gossip rag, Xpress. A weirdo who loves dressing up now follows him around, ruining his chances to score, and the next thing he knows, his failures are displayed in bold letters for all the campus’s entertainment. Jamie loves a challenge. He’ll catch Xpress, and when he does... That’s what this story is about.

"M... Marissa! Are they my kids?" Rafael's eyes weren't moving away from the adorable kids' faces. "No, Rafael. They are not," Marissa said with a fake smile, "They aren't yours. Remember?" she batted her lashes quite dramatically, "We were never married!" Marissa Aaron’s elder sister Valerie Aaron jilted her blind boyfriend on her wedding day and ran off. For face-saving, Merissa's family pleaded to her to marry Raphael Sinclair. The irony? She was not allowed to tell her blind husband that she was not Valerie but Merissa Aaron. On the day of Raphael's successful eye surgery, Marissa got to know that Valerie was back to take her rightful place as Sinclaire’s daughter-in-law. Marissa tried explaining to her husband that she was the one married to him, but he did not believe her. Instead of any more convincing, heartbroken Merissa decided to leave the city without telling him, her secret. Raphael Sinclair was the classic definition of drop-dead gorgeous and was the only heir of the Sinclair group of industries. What would he do when he came to know that all this time the woman who offered him, her love and her body was not Valerie but her younger sister Marissa Aaron? How would he react when he came to know that he was the father of the babies Marissa was carrying in her womb? Would he go after Marissa and win her back? And the million-dollar question! Would Marissa ever be able to forgive him and love him again?

The Demon Lord of Gluttony, feared and reviled, finds himself banished from his world, only to land in a strange new one—hungry and penniless. Desperate, he resorts to begging, only to cross paths with a bankrupt businesswoman barely scraping by. In a twist of irony, both plead for money, but she, mistaking him for another broke soul, hands him useless currency. Furious, he unknowingly activates his ability to copy and paste objects, accidentally duplicating the worthless bills. Realizing his power, she strikes a deal—if he helps her save her failing company, she’ll teach him about this world. With an unlimited supply of food and resources, the two form an unlikely partnership, navigating business, survival, and the chaos of an overpowered yet clueless demon lord in a world he barely understands.

Li Qiang worked as a doctor at a gynecology clinic near a textile factory. Just as he was about to close for the day, a young married woman walked in. The married woman wore a white cheongsam that accentuated her curvy, sensuous figure, with her long legs accentuated by the high heels she wore, and her face was captivatingly beautiful with a sexy and mature allure. "I... My 'down there' feels a bit uncomfortable,"

``` Cecily era una chica escuálida sin amigos. Sin embargo, como todas las demás chicas, anhelaba el amor verdadero. Siempre había estado enamorada de Roberto, el hijo del Alfa de su Manada. Sin embargo, en su decimoctavo cumpleaños, ¡descubrió que Roberto era su compañero! Antes de que pudiera abrazarlo emocionada, Roberto ya había apartado su mano como si fuera un trozo de basura. —No te convertirás en mi compañera. Finge que hoy no pasó nada. ¡Vete y cuida tu boca. No digas nada que no debas decir! —Roberto miraba descaradamente a la sexy y hermosa rubia Alison en su graduación de la escuela secundaria. El viaje de graduación cambió a Cecily, haciéndola más fuerte, más segura, más vibrante, más bella y sexy. Además, Roberto, que la encontró nuevamente en el campus de su universidad, comenzó a perseguirla. —Deberías ser mi Luna. Viviremos juntos a partir de ahora. Tendremos muchos hijos. Serán saludables e inteligentes. —Los ojos de Roberto estaban llenos de lujuria. ¡El acoso de Roberto hacía que Cecily se sintiera disgustada y nauseabunda! Como Cecily no podía protegerse de Roberto debido a la diferencia de fuerza, apareció Miguel. —Tus acciones te hacen indigno de ser un Alfa —Miguel miró a Roberto con desdén. Durante la inauguración de Roberto como Alfa, Cecily ya no pudo tolerar su acoso. —Yo, Cecily Levin, rechazo a Roberto Paslo como mi compañero —Cuando Roberto estaba furioso y sufriendo, queriendo herir a Cecily, ¡Miguel apareció de nuevo! —Cecily era la compañera dispuesta por la Diosa de la Luna para mí —Miguel miró a Cecily dulcemente. —Quien se atreva a tocarla está faltando al respeto a la familia real. ```

Wu Wei, who was once a fishman for the Queen of the Sea, awakened one day and unexpectedly acquired the Tycoon System. One yuan could be spent as ten thousand!!! (Yuan is the unit of account of RMB, which is the official currency of China) Thus, the balance of a little over ten thousand in his card instantly turned into more than a hundred million! However, this money could only be spent on high-scoring goddesses! Therefore, Wu Wei began his wild spending spree. Under his aggressive financial onslaught, all sorts of goddesses fell one after another. The white moonlight he'd been secretly in love with for years, the mature and sexy school beauty, the innocent and cute schoolgirl, the livestreamer with off-the-charts beauty, the delicate and soft dancing goddess, the dazzling top female star... Sorry, but I've monopolized all the goddesses!

Lestes was a peak cultivator, fall in deep sleep after a battle when he woke up he found that, his opponent soul in his last battle, nine headed serpent soul, which he sealed in his soul has started affecting his own thinking, which tern him into a lecherous, lustful person to not go astray and not affecting his Dao Lestes Decided to peak few maid, to have sex with them and satisfy his lust. he will take many maid and going to have a lots of sex along in his journey to in return to his previous peak. fuck his new maid which he peaked in forest. fuck city lord sexy daughter fuck Lin clan sexy princess fuck gorgeous phoenix maiden

Read as beautiful, sexy, [insert attributes] females get subtly hypnotized in these oneshots. Arc/Chap 1 - A cultivator hypnotizes a master-disciple pair. Arc/Chap 2 - A junior brother hypnotizes his beautiful senior sister. Arc/Chap 3 - A son-in-law of a noble family hypnotizes the empress and his in-name wife Arc/Chap 4 - A disciple hypnotizes his beautiful master Arc/Chap 5- A brother inadvertently hypnotizes his adopted sister --------- Note 1: These are written for 18 and above male audiences. Hence, the content may feel uncomfortable for people below 18 or female audiences. I do not condone the acts in the novel and they are mere figments of fantasy.

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A struggling bookstore owner accidentally summons a grumpy, undeniable sexy, and extremely dangerous entity who has been cursed to serve whoever speaks its name. As she searches for a way to break the bond, she starts to wonder if she really wants to let him go.

Anna Krause is in her senior year and more than ready to leave high school behind and start a new, fresh life without homework. What she didn't expect, however, is that she might want to spend a little more time inside what she thought was a prison... once she meets her new calculus teacher. Lesbian Romance | TeacherxStudent | Age-gap | Humor Copyright 2015 by ShayZayit

This is a 18 and older it is a bit dark with a lot of violents, blood and gore but also comedy, healing, love and sexy sexy men. Based in a fantasy world with God's and Goddesses, shifters, magical creatures and monsters. There will be magic and battles as our young Rose learns the world she dropped into. From a broken girl to the strongest woman. This is my first time writing so give it a chance please and let me know what you think. Thank you

"My fiance has a change of heart. Your fiance isn't in love with you. Why don't we get together and get married instead?" Natalia spoke without a hint of irony to the mysterious man—the embodiment of elegance as the man stood at the entrance to the cathedral under an umbrella on a rainless, cloudy day. After defying her family’s wishes to marry Vasili and agreeing to retreat from her budding modeling career, Natalia’s life turned upside down when her fiance abandoned her for another rising model from the same company on their wedding day. Amidst Natalia’s contempt, Alex Bruch came into the picture. Natalia thought her marriage with Alex, the man with blood-red lips and violet eyes, would be as mundane as asking each other what to have for breakfast... Above all else, she would have her revenge.

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Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much. Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state of the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons which all just happen to be made in the form of gorgeous females. Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony, watching flowers within his grasp yet out of it at the same time.. All of that seemed to change one day.  His luck receives a massive boost, but with it comes new dangers, more responsibilities, and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with sexy robots was the least of his concerns. ====================== Royal Road Check out my other works! On [Webnovel]: Maids VS Apocalypse.

After getting her heart broken by her boyfriend who cheated on her with her best friend, Camille decides to shut her heart and never trust men again. To distract herself from the heartbreak, she goes to a club with her friend. All she needs is someone who will only distract her from everything.Niklaus McDonalds is just the perfect person she needs. Though his personality is nothing to write home about but he's sexy, incredibly handsome and a renowned player who is known to never sleep with the same girl twice. He has never been involved in a relationship and never planned to either. Niklaus has slept with so women in his life and he doesn't expect Camille to be anything more than a hookup but what could happen when they meet again and he has to play as her fake boyfriend?