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Prophecies and lies (book 1 of The Queen series): Ariana never wanted to be mated to the sexy Alpha king, the tingles that she feels every time they touch prove otherwise though. They maybe polar opposites but to Ariana he is still a dream, that she can't help but fall for. Ariana is prophesied to end the world and is despised by her sister, Andria, who decides to drug the king so that she can be Queen instead. What Will Ariana have to do to get back her mate? An eighteen century book filled with scandalous romance and betrayal. New chapters released every Monday, Wednesday and Friday

For Jamie Vayne, life could be better, but he’s not complaining. His career as a musician might not be on the fast track, and he still has to work to earn a paycheck, but his following on a particular platform for the naughty eye in search of the sexy guy is on the rise, and his hookup success nears one hundred percent in terms of both sides’ satisfaction. Life is far from a straight line, and certain enticing curves are to be expected. Less expected is having a curve ball thrown at him by no other than the Sunny Hill gossip rag, Xpress. A weirdo who loves dressing up now follows him around, ruining his chances to score, and the next thing he knows, his failures are displayed in bold letters for all the campus’s entertainment. Jamie loves a challenge. He’ll catch Xpress, and when he does... That’s what this story is about.

A struggling bookstore owner accidentally summons a grumpy, undeniable sexy, and extremely dangerous entity who has been cursed to serve whoever speaks its name. As she searches for a way to break the bond, she starts to wonder if she really wants to let him go.

"M... Marissa! Are they my kids?" Rafael's eyes weren't moving away from the adorable kids' faces. "No, Rafael. They are not," Marissa said with a fake smile, "They aren't yours. Remember?" she batted her lashes quite dramatically, "We were never married!" Marissa Aaron’s elder sister Valerie Aaron jilted her blind boyfriend on her wedding day and ran off. For face-saving, Merissa's family pleaded to her to marry Raphael Sinclair. The irony? She was not allowed to tell her blind husband that she was not Valerie but Merissa Aaron. On the day of Raphael's successful eye surgery, Marissa got to know that Valerie was back to take her rightful place as Sinclaire’s daughter-in-law. Marissa tried explaining to her husband that she was the one married to him, but he did not believe her. Instead of any more convincing, heartbroken Merissa decided to leave the city without telling him, her secret. Raphael Sinclair was the classic definition of drop-dead gorgeous and was the only heir of the Sinclair group of industries. What would he do when he came to know that all this time the woman who offered him, her love and her body was not Valerie but her younger sister Marissa Aaron? How would he react when he came to know that he was the father of the babies Marissa was carrying in her womb? Would he go after Marissa and win her back? And the million-dollar question! Would Marissa ever be able to forgive him and love him again?

Life is a Trickster: While some losers from isekai stories accidentally stumble into portals, instantly gaining superpowers, harems, and the title of "Overlord of Everything" without lifting a finger, others work for years chasing a dream—only to lose everything in a single moment. The first ones? They're the chosen, pampered by fate. Fall into another world, sneeze twice, and boom—you’re a god, smacking dragons around like flies. Funny, isn't it? No sweat, no tears, no callouses—just a fairy-tale jackpot for those who’d be nobodies even in their original world. But Adam? He’s not one of them. He clawed his way to the top—admission to MIT, perfect AP scores, his parents' pride. No portals promised, no magic shortcuts—just grit and grind. And the reward? A blinding flash, a sudden pull, and instead of triumph, he’s thrown into a nightmare. No magic swords, no cheat systems, no winged allies—just rust, pain, and trials that would crush anyone. From golden boy to fate's prey, without hints or handouts. Justice? Don’t even ask. Now, Adam must walk through a hellish universe where every breath is a victory and every step could be his last. Can he survive, stripped of everything he loved, in a place where "almighty losers" would be waving spells around? This isn’t a tale of easy wins—it's a test of spirit and endurance. Because life loves irony: some get a golden platter, others a boot to the abyss. But Adam will march forward, through the Distant Universe.

"My fiance has a change of heart. Your fiance isn't in love with you. Why don't we get together and get married instead?" Natalia spoke without a hint of irony to the mysterious man—the embodiment of elegance as the man stood at the entrance to the cathedral under an umbrella on a rainless, cloudy day. After defying her family’s wishes to marry Vasili and agreeing to retreat from her budding modeling career, Natalia’s life turned upside down when her fiance abandoned her for another rising model from the same company on their wedding day. Amidst Natalia’s contempt, Alex Bruch came into the picture. Natalia thought her marriage with Alex, the man with blood-red lips and violet eyes, would be as mundane as asking each other what to have for breakfast... Above all else, she would have her revenge.

The mistress business is a way of life for a specific group of women. One important thing is that it's not a low threshold industry—you need deep experience and a ruthless touch. A lot of folks think of me as the top dog in this game. All I can say is, if you've been through what I have, you'd be just like me...

Laos, a teenage loser, has spent his entire life playing role-playing games, watching anime, reading light novels, and bullying people by calling them "NPCs." One day, in a mysterious incident, Laos and his friends were summoned by the goddess to another world, and each was given a different class: "Hero," "Priest," "Mage," etc. But unfortunately, or rather, in an irony of fate... Laos received the worst possible class, "NPC." What will Laos do in this new world, and how will he cope with his life and frustration? While his friends venture out with their newfound powers to save the world from demons, Laos works... as a servant in the princess' palace. Will Laos' life end like this, or will he rise and change his fate?

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This is a 18 and older it is a bit dark with a lot of violents, blood and gore but also comedy, healing, love and sexy sexy men. Based in a fantasy world with God's and Goddesses, shifters, magical creatures and monsters. There will be magic and battles as our young Rose learns the world she dropped into. From a broken girl to the strongest woman. This is my first time writing so give it a chance please and let me know what you think. Thank you

"Yeah, yes, just keep going, I'm almost-" I heard a boy scream. Who the fuck moans loudly like that? I doubt the dick is that good for him to scream like that. I make my way towards the particular door, navigating through several people, some passed out drunk. Tipsy and nosy, I forcefully open the door to see Rex, the guy I imagined as a nerd, serious and asocial, giving handjob to Jess, my supposed friend. Of course it's not a big deal, we weren't dating. The problem was that I had a crush on him and we just kissed a few mins ago. Jess turned towards me, his face twisted in pleasure as he came. A cruel smirk then appeared on his face as we maintained eye contact. I left. That was the last time I saw Rex. A year later, we ended up in the same university, same Faculty, same street, same apartment, next door neighbour. -------------- "I bet you have wet dreams about me." he smirks, taking a sip of his drink making that 'ahh' sound annoying people do after taking a gulp of their drink. "Shut up Rex, you're not sexy or attractive enough for me to have wet dreams. So shut up and take your stupid drink inside with you." I said, going inside my room and slamming the door shut. I lied, Rex was attractive and sexy enough for me. AUTHOR'S NOTE: Their story started a little from A CHANCE AT LOVE but can be read as a stand alone. I'll explain their backstory here but there's no harm in reading A Chance at Love right? Enjoy!

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much. Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state of the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons which all just happen to be made in the form of gorgeous females. Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony, watching flowers within his grasp yet out of it at the same time.. All of that seemed to change one day.  His luck receives a massive boost, but with it comes new dangers, more responsibilities, and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with sexy robots was the least of his concerns. ====================== Royal Road Check out my other works! On [Webnovel]: Maids VS Apocalypse.

After getting her heart broken by her boyfriend who cheated on her with her best friend, Camille decides to shut her heart and never trust men again. To distract herself from the heartbreak, she goes to a club with her friend. All she needs is someone who will only distract her from everything.Niklaus McDonalds is just the perfect person she needs. Though his personality is nothing to write home about but he's sexy, incredibly handsome and a renowned player who is known to never sleep with the same girl twice. He has never been involved in a relationship and never planned to either. Niklaus has slept with so women in his life and he doesn't expect Camille to be anything more than a hookup but what could happen when they meet again and he has to play as her fake boyfriend?

Lestes was a peak cultivator, fall in deep sleep after a battle when he woke up he found that, his opponent soul in his last battle, nine headed serpent soul, which he sealed in his soul has started affecting his own thinking, which tern him into a lecherous, lustful person to not go astray and not affecting his Dao Lestes Decided to peak few maid, to have sex with them and satisfy his lust. he will take many maid and going to have a lots of sex along in his journey to in return to his previous peak. fuck his new maid which he peaked in forest. fuck city lord sexy daughter fuck Lin clan sexy princess fuck gorgeous phoenix maiden

A world where taming monsters is the mainstream to survive. Cloud, an orphan from the slums, suddenly recovered his memories of a previous life. A man living on modern Earth, and an avid fan of sexy monster girls. Running away from the constraints of his current life and starting anew, he decided to throw away his name and live as just "Will". Join Will on his journey to pursue strength that will not bow to anyone. With support from his army of sexy and dangerous monster girls!

Rei is enjoying his slow and quiet life but suddenly things turn for the better or worse for him. Zombies suddenly came out causing mass destruction but with the help of his system, he hunt those zombies and sexy MILFS! Join Rei on his adventure to conquer the apocalypse and the MILFS!

(Mature: Contains Sexual Content) Clarity Fane is a girl who never gives up. Known for being tough and determined, she does everything in order to provide for her family. Shameless. If Shameless. She would do all sorts of jobs just to make sure all her three siblings could go to school and make her father quit working from his dangerous job. And finally the day came where they had their own place, a fried chicken store that she's been saving up for three years. But... Eh? First day of opening and what had just happened? The place got DEMOLISHED?! Who was responsible for this?! Who was the heartless person who would do this?! Since that day everything took a turn for the worse. Desperation managed to overpower her strong resolve. She took a job that would give her a hefty amount overnight. She took the risk and dressed as a masked sexy sailor girl inside a gigantic box. But she didn't know that her decision would change her life… Jaxon Grant, a heartless domineering man. He would do everything just to get what he wants and wouldn't care about the consequences it gave other people. Completely indifferent and uninterested in other people's lives, he shows no sympathy for everyone. He was stone cold... A complete devil disguised in a suit. But one night changes everything... He finds himself being bewitched by a girl in a sexy sailor costume at the night of his friend's bachelor party. They both get drunk and do all the crazy things he never imagined he'd do for his whole life. For the first time ever in his life, he felt so alive. However, she completely disappeared the next day. He needed to find her. He knew there something about her... He needed to see more of her... Taste more of her... Will their paths cross once again? And… Will the devil in a suit find the girl who had the guts to seduce the evil CEO? Warning: 1.Smut 2.Swear words 3. Grammatical errors(punctuations… etc.)

World where the male population is decreasing, the young Kenny transmigrates. Sexy, elves, demon queens and hottest women comes after him. the young Kenny becomes a sexy devil himself, trying to survive and conquer the horny world and and the thirsty women. his adventures became so sexy and frightening at the same time

Heartbreak comes with perks? Gao Fei was devastated and nearly fell apart after being dumped for being poor, but he unexpectedly received the Demon God Heritage. From that moment on, he could easily gather wealth, beautiful women, and power all into his fold. What? Now his ex-girlfriend is on her knees, begging him to come back? Sorry, do you think you're worthy?

Sir Francis the Brave, a Knight Errand of Rothrosia, was destined for greatness—or so he thought. Raised from humble beginnings, he climbed his way to knighthood through sheer willpower, determined to serve the kingdom and, most importantly, win the heart of Princess Alicia, the woman of his dreams. Everything was going according to plan until he showed up: the dashing, mysterious rival who steals the attention of everyone in Rothrosia, including the princess. In this fantasy tale, Sir Francis must grapple with jealousy, fate, and the occasional dragon, all while narrating his misadventures with wit and a sharp eye for irony.

Stuck in the worst dream possible – the reality of my own creation. Here I am, not the all-powerful author, but an unsuspecting character, woken up in a beggar's body in the world of my own novel. How? Why? I don't know, but what I do know is that I need to survive. My memories of the story's plot are sketchy at best, but I remember enough to know I've got to stick to the main storyline. Life-or-death decisions, cryptic mysteries, formidable enemies, I wrote them all. Now I must face them firsthand. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so deadly. Am I stuck in my worst nightmare or have I been given a chance to rewrite my destiny? Only time will tell. Until then, I’ve got to survive in this Insane world, a plot to follow, and one hell of a story to write... by living it.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Gu Shan had always been into girls. Being a lucky guy,he was handsome,rich, intelligent and most importantly had a girlfriend of his choice. His first misfortune in his life was finding his girlfriend in bed with another man. Out of anger he allowed himself to explore something else by getting involved sexually with Li Yunxi the same man his girlfriend had cheated with. What was supposed to be one time thing with no strings attached developed into something lasting and truthful when fate brought Gu Shan and Li Yunxi together . ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Yunxi...um,"Gu Shan moaned gasping for breath. "I prefer it when you call me Yunxi gege,"Li Yunxi spoke lowering his voice to a sexy timbre dragging the syllables sexily. "When did you become so bossy?"Gu Shan teased him. "Call me Yunxi gege,"Li Yunxi insisted in his sexy voice. "Okay as you wish. Yunxi gege,"Gu Shan said sexily,his cheeks flushed red with embarrassment but Li Yunxi could barely notice it in the dimly lit background. Gu Shan still couldn't believe he would submit to another man and be completely smitten with him.

Shin Ari, the Second daughter to a conglomerate family and Kim Min Gyu a handsome, sexy, multi-billionaire and hot ruthless CEO They get soooo obsessed with each other but then a shocking truth comes out..... what to do???

Asha thought her marriage to Adam was unbreakable—until, in a moment of rage, he shattered it with three irrevocable words: “Talaq, Talaq, Talaq.” Just like that, her world was ripped apart. Now, as she struggles through the isolation of Iddat, haunted by the loss of the life she thought she’d have, a desperate solution arises—one that will challenge everything she believes. In a bid to undo the damage and return to Adam, Asha must face the controversial practice of Halala: marrying another man before she can be with her first husband again. But fate has a cruel sense of irony, because the man she is forced to marry is none other than Zain—Adam’s best friend. What starts as a ritual bound by obligation soon spirals into a web of unexpected emotions, blurring the lines between love, loyalty, and duty. Caught between two men—one from her past and one from her present—Asha is forced to confront her deepest fears and desires. “His Friend, My Husband” is a provocative and heart-wrenching journey of love, sacrifice, and second chances. How far would you go to rebuild what was broken? And what if, in the process, your heart leads you somewhere you never expected?

This is an R18 book with just right amount of Romance, love and lust that will keep you going……. Sophia Lee’s life changed forever after getting a job at the Grey Foundation Company, the most coveted job ever and she becomes the personal assistant of the mysterious CEO, Alexander Grey. But his acts of generosity, that he hids under the pretense of the so called privilege, for getting to work for him was suspicious , so Sophia became determined to know this mysterious ceo identity, as his display of wealth was simply too absurd and unbelievable. And in the process she fell in love with him , but get to discover his shocking identity as the werewolf progenitor, beginning of the werewolf race and the strongest alpha that ever walked the earth but that's not all. The most shocking of all, was when she found out that she is the reincarnation of Lucy, the Luna of Alex pack, Alex Destined mate. How will they pass through the challenges together knowing that there is a force of evil power trying to stop them from being together

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