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Harry Potter is unwanted, but he has plans to get out of his hopeless situation. When a mysterious letter brings his supposedly dead father back into his life, it changes everything. And nothing at all. Harry is dropped into a world where everyone has expectations and ideas about him and who he should be. With dangers lurking around every corner of his new school, and secrets to be.

A tale of a firefighter who was reborn in the United States to become a detective, where a revolver truly symbolizes romance. A slow-burning American police story, it is bound to be a complete narrative.

In the year 1469, the Aztec Empire in Central America was at its zenith. A soul from the future transgressed time to come here, intent on saving the fate of the Indian people from destruction and establishing an empire in Central America! The Age of Exploration had just begun its prologue, with European colonizers venturing into the unknown world. Europeans were on the rise, intent on conquering the rich lands of America and colonizing the vast New World. They were poised to embark on an expansion that would take them from America, to Africa, to India, to the Far East, and control the world for the next five hundred years! But now, an immortal spirit sought to change all of that. He would unite Central America under one rule, inherit the two-thousand-year legacy of American civilization, and resist the invasion of Western colonizers. He would spend centuries leading Aztec civilization onto the path of destiny to conquer America! Without the land and wealth of America, what would become of the Westerners? And in which direction would the world turn?

Sixteenen years old Hinata Mitsuaki finds water as natural as breathing and only swims for himself with no desire of competing despite his formidable talent. Will circumstances awaken the sleeping beast lying deep within him? Will the water lead him to his love?

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

This story unfolds during the later stages of World War II, where a man, scarred by the horrors of war, finally grasps the profound and harsh realities of the world. In this world, those at the top laugh and celebrate, while those at the bottom sacrifice their lives in futile conflicts driven by pride and meaningless ambition. A modern soul transmigrates and fuses with the original soul of a body, creating a unique and extraordinary existence. To some, he is a villain; to others, a madman. In a world steeped in cruelty, this man, determined to secure a place among the decision-makers, struggles to break free from the ranks of those powerless to control their fate. To achieve his goal, he resolves to shatter the chains of law, then the chains of morality, and finally the chains of mediocrity.

What happens when a 20-year-old ordinary young man transmigrates into America with a daily sign-in system, that gives rewards from most insignificant things like chewing gums, noodles to priceless things like shares of top companies, talents, future news etc... Follow how this young man slowly but step by step conquers the world. “Maate! Wait, stop, stop, time out, time out. My goal is to live a leisurely and carefree life. Why should I do the thankless job of conquering the world? Shouldn't I spend that time flirting around with beauties or trying new foods and cultures? “ “In my last life, I died as a single dog, and in this life, I finally became a rich 2nd generation and got a system, shouldn't I enjoy it? “ Shut up! Stop him, and make him shut up! ahem… so, where we were… Yes! But can he truly achieve his dream of a carefree life amidst the treacherous world of business with high-stakes investment and the dazzling entertainment industry? Witness his rise to legendary status, as he becomes a godfather of investment and a titan of entertainment. He only wanted a carefree life, but how did he end up as the most powerful and richest man in the world? Author's Note: This is a wish-fulfilment novel grounded in logic and reasoning. Every event and reward will have a plausible explanation and flow. The story unfolds on an alternate Earth, free from racism, nationalism, gods, or extraterrestrial civilizations. The protagonist's abilities remain within the realm of logic and reasoning, with a step-by-step progression to power.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

patreon.com/thebigbang007 (coffee) It was understood that this was a capitalist country, where the possession of the greatest amount of capital determined to whom the nation effectively belonged. The smile that had been resting on William Sheffield’s face was abruptly erased as his expression turned cold. In a tone laced with determination, it was demanded by him that the police be contacted immediately so that they could crush those who stood in their way. The reasoning behind his words seemed clear: if such actions had been taken before by someone like Rockefeller, then why should it not also be possible for Sheffield? A sense of irony hung in the air as the sentiment was expressed—this was America, where each day seemed to unfold as though it were part of an ongoing shootout, with battles fought not just with guns but with power, influence, and wealth.

CANCELLED Arvid, Balti and Dálkr are three boys born in a small town in the north, Kirba. Together they adventure into the Capital, Bethis. They will all try to join the elite army but each with their own motive. Balti is a genius, strong young man encouraged to fight for his country by his parents. Arvid on the other hand wants to prove to everyone who doubted that he too can become stronger and protect his town from the eventual attacks of the enemy nations. Dálkr's motive is somewhat different... He is fueled by his rage, wanting to become strong enough to kill his father, the one who took his mother's life!

Experiencing a suffocating marriage with the man whom she was arranged to marry made Joanna want to leave him. But it was a failure as she died as the wife of the man who abandoned her and her son before they divorced. On the verge of her death, she made a wish to not encounter him again if there was a next life. She wished for the end of their fate only in this lifetime. She wanted to forget everything about him. However, when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in the room of the mansion of the man she just married. She was awakened by a dream that seemed to be a nightmare of her past life. She didn’t remember completely everything that had occurred in her past life and the dream was fragmented. But deep inside her heart, she only felt one thing. She was adamant about leaving him, to be far away from him. Therefore, she left his mansion just before she met him in person in the present lifetime. However, what she didn’t expect was that the so-called husband pursued her, not allowing her to leave him. Would Joanna be successful in leaving the man in this lifetime? Would fate play the same tragedy as her past life? --- As he pulled his finger away from her soft, warm lips, he said, “It is good you stopped winding up, Joanna. Otherwise, I would have used the other method to make you stop blabbering over the same, boring topic endlessly.” When he noticed the stubborn woman was about to prove herself to be stubborn, the man leaned forward in a swift movement, facing the woman’s stupefied face which was an inch away from his. “Continue to blabbering, don’t blame me if I apply my other method right now,” the man murmured above her breath, trailing his gaze from her quivering eyes to her lips before moving it back to her now widened eyes. --- *Cover doesn’t belong to the author. Credit to the artist/owner.

In the blink of an eye, Tang Zhixi's world is turned upside down. One moment, she is alive and the next moment, she becomes a ghost. Now, finding herself standing in front of Pei Xingcheng, the man she loves who no longer remembers her, she struggles to understand the purpose of her existence. While she tries to make sense of her new reality, a sudden attempt on Pei Xingcheng's life thrusts her into a deeper mystery concerning the identity of the person trying to harm him. Join Tang Zhixi in her journey to protect Pei Xingcheng, uncover the identity of the person who wants to harm him, and perhaps, even even explore a bit of romance. Will she be able to identify the attacker? Will Pei Xingcheng ever regain his memories of her? And now that she has turned into a ghost, is there any hope for their relationship? ### Pei Xingcheng: "Miss ghost, do you like me?" Miss Ghost: "I am not blind!" Pei Xingcheng: "You are! Otherwise, you wouldn't have said that. I am the most handsome man alive on this planet." Miss Ghost: "No, you are not!" Pei Xingcheng: "Ofcourse, I am!" Miss Ghost: "And, how do you know that?" Pei Xingcheng: "Because all the girls are dying to see just one look at my handsome face. But, ofcourse, you wouldn't know that. Ask me why?" Miss Ghost: "Why?" Pei Xingcheng: "Because you are already dead!" Miss Ghost: "........................" ### The cover art is not mine. All the credit goes to the original owner.

a modern man mysteriously transported to 1929 America, where he awakens as a Chinese immigrant laborer. Confronted with prejudice, poverty, and grueling factory work, he struggles to adapt and survive in a harsh, unfamiliar world. The story explores his journey of resilience and self-discovery in the face of relentless adversity.

What would have happened if Harry had gotten the diary Horcrux instead of Ginny? Harry is confused about many things. Why won't Dumbledore let him stay at Hogwarts for the summer instead of go back to the Dursleys? Why won't Ginny leave him alone, even after he tells her he's gay? Why do Ron and Hermione keep meeting with Dumbledore and not telling him about it? With the help of his new friend, Tom Riddle, Harry answers these questions and more. *I don’t own this story*

In the world where monsters and demons exist behind,Kim Dohyun is a normal teenager. While going back home with his best friends,tragedy happened that open his deep secret to himself and the world. With the help of System,a cat and the help of hunters he meets along the road,Kim Dohyun would become the strongest!...or not?

It was said that humans were born with two spirits: one pure, the other evil. The pure spirit guided them towards good, while the evil spirit steered towards bad. These two spirits coexisted within the same living body, influencing their choices and actions, resulting in divergent paths throughout their lives. The distinction between being human or devil was determined by which spirit held sway within their body, and the extent to which their soul had surrendered to its influence. Damu Lan and Bai Chang were inseparable. They were once friends, but now they stood on opposite sides of a great divide. One was hailed as a savior, while the other was regarded as a ruthless and fearsome devil. News had begun to spread that the leader of The Grim City, Bai Chang, had met his demise, while The Grim City was destroyed. The Qing Shan Sect had undergone a significant reconstruction, becoming more extravagant and grandiose than ever before. But a mystery remained lingering in the entire world: although Bai Chang's body had been given to the Grim City's residents, no one seemed to know where his head had gone - not even the remaining members of the Qing Shan Sect or the residents of The Grim City.

Dean Wycliff and Eloise Anette Chereena. Their names are like a beautiful symphony, woven into a sweet high school love story. Everyone envies their togetherness, with laughter that always decorates their days. They are like two perfect puzzle pieces, complementing and strengthening each other. However, life does not always go straight. After graduating from high school, their dreams and ambitions took them on different paths. Eloise, with her charming artistic talent, was accepted into a renowned design college in Turkey. While Dean, with his ambitions in technology, decided to stay in the United States. The separation felt so bitter, like a nightmare come true. Dean felt lonely. The house that used to be filled with Eloise's laughter now felt empty. Thousands of miles separated them, stretching between hope and longing. He spent his nights on video calls, trying to fill the gaping void in his heart. However, a glimmer of new happiness came into his life. Olivia Rosalind, a smart and charming architecture student, began to meet him often on campus. Olivia has a charming smile and a bright aura. Dean's friends even started to match them up. However, Dean's heart was still attached to Eloise. He was not interested in Olivia's charm, even though the girl repeatedly tried to approach him. In Turkey, Eloise's life was no less winding. She found a world of design that was so enchanting, full of color and creativity. In the midst of the hustle and bustle of campus, she met Deniz Ansel Ghaziy, a handsome and talented design student. Deniz had a charisma that was hard to resist. He was always there for Eloise, helping her with her college assignments and keeping her company. Every night, Eloise stared at the Istanbul sky lit by stars. She thought of Dean, his smile, his crisp laughter, and all the beautiful memories they had shared. She tried to remember their promise to be faithful, the promise to never give up on their love. But she felt a tremor every time her eyes met Deniz's.

After a mysterious and unexplainable event, a group of modern individuals is transported to an untamed land in an unfamiliar era—South America before its rise. Isolated and cut off from their previous world, they are thrust into an environment rich in potential but rife with challenges. With way back home and the internet, they must use their ingenuity and knowledge of technology to transform the barren landscape into a thriving civilization. From building industries to advancing agriculture and crafting essential tools, every step forward brings them closer to forging a new life. Yet, the road to progress is fraught with conflicts—scarce resources, cultural clashes, and the burden of leadership push their unity and resolve to the brink. As the settlers work to unlock South America’s vast potential, they face an existential question: are they shaping a better future or merely surviving the past? Their journey is a testament to resilience, innovation, and the unyielding human spirit, as they strive to build not just a home but a legacy. Rise of South America is an epic saga of transformation, hope, and the triumph of humanity against the odds.

Set in an alternate wizarding world shaped by a matriarchal society, this story reimagines the familiar backdrop of Hogwarts and its surrounding conflicts. Power is inherited through the female line, and pureblood families fiercely guard their legacy amidst growing tensions with Muggleborns. The imbalance in the number of witches and wizards has made pureblood males valuable but objectified commodities, intensifying the social and political struggles within the magical world. At the heart of the story is Arcturus Regulus Black, the reincarnated son of Regulus Black. Carrying memories of a past life, Arcturus refuses to follow in the footsteps of Holly Potter, the female equivalent of the Boy Who Lived. Instead, his ambition is to break free from the constraints of his birthright, gaining power to rewrite his destiny in a society where he is marginalized by virtue of his gender. Arcturus is not alone in his reincarnation. Ronda Weasley, the female reincarnation of Ron, and Serena Prince, the female reincarnation of Severus Snape, navigate their own struggles as they reconcile their former lives with the constraints and expectations of this matriarchal world. The group faces questions of identity, legacy, and loyalty, balancing their memories of the past with the possibilities of the present. Their journey unfolds against a backdrop of political turmoil. Holly Potter, destined to fight Voldemort, plays the central role in a fight that echoes the original timeline but is subtly altered by the presence of the reincarnated souls. Simultaneously, the enigmatic Aurora Malfoy—Draco's older sister and another reincarnated soul—must contend with her family's legacy in this transformed world. Meanwhile, Hogwarts, led by Alba Dumbledore, becomes a battleground of ideologies. Dumbledore, though a figure of wisdom, unconsciously upholds the traditions of the matriarchy, while Gellert Grindelwald rises as a voice for men’s rights, creating an additional layer of conflict. The struggle between these ideologies mirrors the broader fight against Voldemort, adding complexity to the characters’ decisions. In a story that mixes politics, societal critique, and the power of memory, the young protagonists confront questions of whether to preserve the world they now inhabit or risk everything to reshape it. Their choices will define the fate of the wizarding world, testing the limits of friendship, power, and identity in a society where nothing is as it once was. Note, this story will NOT have R18 scenes at least for the first volume, if it then does, there will be a tag and you can pass. To summarize this world, it's a matriarchal version of the Harry Potter world while the muggle world remains the same. With all this shit, there are half a dozen reincarnated people of all age (mostly Hogwarts's students) who will make butterfly effects while trying to adapt to this world, including the MC. I decided to write this book as a study, I wanted to see what would happen if I decided to create parameters according to the book and then I would try adding variables to see the changes. The result is that the world is a matriarchy which thus led me to add parameters to explain the reason as to why it's a matriarchy and then to add seven reincarnated persons who will each add butterfly effects.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

He is not only a Billionaire CEO but also a Mafia. Everyone fears him but only his wife doesn't fear him. Not only that his wife doesn't fear him but also doesn't care about him. What will he do now? At first, he didn't even care about her. But when she didn't care about him, now he wants affection from her.

If I am to make it out of here alive I can not wake the man who I choose to go home with. Of all nights to get pushed over the edge, why did I have to go home with someone. But I needed to get my mind off the fact my boyfriend of 3 years just dumped me after graduation. So here I am. Trying to pull my panties out from under Jacob? Jackson? Crap. If there was ever a story to judge me it’s this one. ‘Andrea Fray, if u don’t come down I’m leaving’ a text flashed on my phone. Great my best friend was leaving me to walk or hail a cab. Who needs underwater, right. It’s been 6 weeks since my drunken one night stand and I’m sitting here in the bathroom of the apartment Denise ‘Nessi’ and I share as she hugs me. “‘it’s ok, we can figure it out, we don’t have to return to the pack next week, I’m sure we can tell ur dad something to get out of the pairing ceremony.” The pairing ceremony was a chance for all packs to join and a few from over seas, to come together and find their mates, it goes on for 2 weeks for maximum pairing. But I know if I find my mate there is no chance he will be able to accept another and child. I’m daughter to the most powerful pack of North America, the Blood Rain pack. I cannot return carrying a child when I am not claimed. Being pregnant and unclaimed was very bad, usually females who got pregnant with another males pup who wasn’t their mate, were killed because her mate didn’t want to raise another wolfs pup. I don’t think my father could protect me seeing as how it was one of the laws he introduced when he rose to power. It was the first night of the pairing ceremony and alphas rolled in with their unmated pack members and usually a few warriors from their packs. There was well over 10,000 by now. I was headed to the kitchen to sneak a little snack when a delicious smell took me to the front door. The smell of fresh rain and mint, just mouthwatering. There he stood, 6’4” black wavy hair, muscles straining his white button up was showing off the outline of an 8 pack. MATE! Crap….

Unknown circumstances lead to Umbridge being killed by the centaurs. What happens to the plan to rescue Sirius? What happens to the school? What happens to Harry Potter, when he witnesses yet another end of the year death, if one under completely different, arguably opposite circumstances?

This is a world with incredible, extraordinary powers. Sprites born from dishes, the competition between deliciousness and power, a journey under a starlit sky, challenges tied together by bonds. A young man with the memories of a Special-Class-1 chef from his past life has arrived in this world brimming with courage and dreams. "Oh, delicacies concealing magical powers, reveal your true strength before me! I command you in the name of your Spirit Chef, Qin Lang, bring forth the Food Spirits!" "...Huh? Why isn't there a reaction?!"

Năm 2025, trong một sự kiện chưa từng có trong lịch sử, toàn bộ lãnh thổ Hoa Kỳ hiện đại, với 50 bang, hàng trăm triệu dân, và tất cả cơ sở hạ tầng công nghệ tiên tiến, bất ngờ bị xuyên không về năm 1440 – thời điểm mà thế giới vẫn còn ngập chìm trong các vương triều phong kiến, giáo hội toàn năng, và chiến tranh liên miên. Khi mặt trời mọc ở thế giới mới, những người Mỹ nhận ra họ không còn thuộc về thế giới mà họ từng biết. Thay vào đó, họ bị bao quanh bởi những vương quốc nhỏ đang tranh giành quyền lực, những binh đoàn hiệp sĩ bọc giáp sáng loáng, và một hệ thống tư duy hoàn toàn xa lạ với kỷ nguyên dân chủ và khoa học. Thách thức trước mắt là sinh tồn. Nước Mỹ – với sức mạnh quân sự khổng lồ, công nghệ vượt trội, và dân số đa dạng – phải đối mặt với các vương quốc trung cổ hiếu chiến, đồng thời phải tự vấn liệu họ nên trở thành kẻ chinh phục hay người bảo hộ. Những vấn đề nội tại như chia rẽ chính trị, xung đột sắc tộc, và khủng hoảng niềm tin càng làm phức tạp tình hình, khiến việc duy trì một quốc gia thống nhất trở nên khó khăn hơn bao giờ hết. Khi các cường quốc như Anh, Pháp, và Đế chế La Mã Thần thánh bắt đầu nhận ra sự hiện diện của Hoa Kỳ, thế giới trung cổ bước vào một kỷ nguyên hoàn toàn mới. Nhưng liệu một quốc gia hiện đại có thể tồn tại trong thế giới cổ đại, hay họ sẽ bị nghiền nát bởi sự khác biệt văn hóa và bản chất tàn khốc của lịch sử?

"What-what do you mean, are you going to leave me?" "You have it wrong, young one. I'm merely settling matters to focus on the one I'm mentoring." "...will you have time for me then? i wouldn't mind even a few minutes-" "What have i said about taking one's time to rethink situations?" "I-then i do not understand! clearly-" "Is this how I've thought you? i expect better. You've let your emotions take control, unless you step back and rethink, i will not indulge you in this conversation any longer." "But master-!" A young master who had no one by his side, parents too long gone to even imagine what they may have looked like is trying to hold on from grave loneliness and is at the berk of insanity. Surprisingly as years went by, the estate was still being handled well, he had no knowledge of how and why the title and riches were not being coveted, nor why none of the maids and butlers were lasting. Until one after noon at the age the young master turned 13, a voice rang out in the chilly and silent manor. "I've put it off for far too long, you're undoubtedly in need of a strict upbringing." An intimidating strict and stern mentor of the young master of a rich noble. where did he come from? how does he know so much? why is the young master sheltered away from the outside world? something is surely wrong in this household. It all started with a simple letter and hopefully the young master will hold onto his happiness.

Ravi was born in poor village in 1990's near Mumbai.Due to car accident,he travelled to the parellel world of America