Ted Lasso Sassy

When the Tower appeared, I thought my life would change forever. In a way, it did. Supernatural powers, riches beyond imagination, worldwide fame, everlasting happiness... Despite anyone’s wish, I received none of those things. Alas, in the end, things never work out the way you want just by wishing for it. “―Hero... Please, kill yourself. For the sake of the world.” In the end, I was forced into a job I couldn’t let anyone discover. And, in the end... [Enki. You must not falter in the Contract.] “...I know. Even if the target is ■■, it’s the same... I’ll find a way.” ――No matter who it is, the Protagonist cannot be allowed to live. ---------- Discord : https://discord.gg/e5UEkYsAAv Release : 1-2ch/day

"Studying plants?" "Yes, as I told you." "Let her go." Untying her the woman rubbed her wrists picking up her things. About to leave she turns to the soldiers saying, "Next time go chase the real criminals not innocent bystanders." She stormed off swinging her pack on her back. "Wait! I didn't get your name." Dimitri wanted to know this sassy woman's name calling out to her. "That's right you didn't!" The woman answered waved him off continuing on her way. His dragon never reacted to females this way, but he was somehow drawn to this wolf woman. ~~~ Abandoned at 6 years old Lily Artemis Wolfman lived as a servant in the palace of the Wolf Clan. Only remembering flashes of her past and a necklace with a family crest Lily tried to survive the current hell she lived. From the princess taunting her daily to the King using her for her intelligence she waited for the day she could free herself. Will the kindness from one wolf be enough for her? Or is the mysterious Dragon Prince her promised mate?

Haruto Sato is a lonely Tokyo writer who died surrounded by 350 half-finished books (yikes). A sassy goddess who looks like his old characters gives him a harsh deal: *Finish all your abandoned stories, or get erased forever—even that cringe fanfic you hid in 1998.* Reborn as random side characters in his own messy worlds, Haruto’s stuck with a buggy “game system” that roasts him nonstop. Skills include *surviving deadly hits 10% of the time* and *making enemies pause to hear his bad jokes*. His first mission? Fix *Sky Samurai*, his edgy samurai-vs-dragons story, except he’s now the hero’s brother… who’s supposed to die in chapter two. Oops. Between fighting dragons with a butter knife (don’t ask) and hacking robots in his half-written cyberpunk mess, Haruto sneaks back to Earth to eat ramen and awkwardly befriend Aiko, his neighbor who thinks he’s just a weird guy with “vitamin issues.” Over time, he learns to write better characters (no more naming elves *Glitterbutt*), makes a grandma librarian cry happy tears, and realizes stories aren’t about perfect endings—they’re about fixing your mistakes. The goddess? She’s just a tired book nerd who wanted him to stop being a hermit. In the end, Haruto opens a café, finishes ALL his books, and maybe (finally) asks Aiko out. But when a kid hands him a new story to read, he grins: *“Let’s see what you’ve got.”* **Basically:** A funny, heartfelt story about a guy who sucks at finishing things… until he gets a second chance to fix his life *and* his terrible drafts.

Fruit of Infinity follows two rich, sassy, and obnoxious girls. They look down on everyone, in their own distinct ways. And are as cruel as f**k. From literally stepping on servants, to lighting them with fireworks, for the laughs. To make things worse, they stumbled upon true power: a dateless Entity called Infinity, that'd existed since forever. This Entity gave them his power and said. "Make your world interesting for me... I'll be watching." These cruel, pompous ladies attained a position, setting them among the pinnacles of power in the entire universe. Now that they have this power; the world's gods, warlords, devils, and angels have never been so looked down upon. Their goal, now, is to destroy 15% of the world, in order to spare 85%. The earth literally exists on their whim.

From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess. Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer. “What, I woke up like this” Mina said. “ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?” Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spine Mina was slammed against the wall, and Aaron locked her in his arms “Remember this, you are mine and mine alone”.

In year 2130 When human civilization has settled in on the planet Mars , new technology helped in developing further and soon a new game was introduced, a VRMMORPG game called ESCAPE In recent years humans have also started to see mutation in them not like movies but just simple mutation like improving someone's eyesight or changing eye colour or hair colour or glowing eyes or extreme fitness The reason for all these changes in 'Martians' ( the people who settled on mars ) is due to an element called - Illuminati which has only been found on Mars as of yet and it can take a solid crystal form over the time The Martians used this new found crystal and created many things by processing it with Illuminati like enhanced drugs , serum , potions and body alterations medications Join Ted as he starts his virtual journey in which everyone thinks they are the protagonist and watch as Ted crushes their thoughts. The new game impacts the human civilization by evolving the humans but the players don't know that except another guy who has regressed back in time by 5 years Then there is the guy who has almighty power that he gets by absorbing the sun god essence ( The real world doesn't merge with the Game )

In a world overrun by killer plants and poisoned soil, humanity is barely holding on. Enter Xu Jianyu, a guilt-ridden ex-agricultural scientist who just wants to mind his business in the apocalypse. But when a sassy, morally questionable system called Eden's Core shoves a glowing seed in his hands and says, “Congrats, you’re the chosen farmer now!”—his quiet days are officially over. The quest? Grow magical crops, heal the land, and save humanity from total annihilation. No pressure, right? Oh, and there’s a catch: fail the system's tasks, and it’ll slap him with killer migraines, nausea, or worse. Yikes. Enter Liu Zhenfeng, a hot, grumpy ex-mercenary with a deadly rep and zero patience for soft-spoken plant nerds. He’s got one job: keep Xu Jianyu alive long enough to grow his fancy farm and not die. Easy... As the Black Bloom monsters get smarter and the Queen Bloom closes in, Xu Jianyu and Liu Zhenfeng find themselves fighting side by side. But when Eden drops its ultimate plot twist—things get way more complicated than “water your crops and don’t die.”

Troy a charismatic musician, lives life on his own terms, unapologetically embracing his reputation as a 'fuck boy'. His confidence, charisma and talents draw people to him but also create controversy and challenges. Aria, Troy's manager tries to keep him grounded and focused on his career, while navigating the consequences of his actions. Troy's friends, Ted, Bobby and Mark, are often dragged into his chaotic world, cleaning up after his adventurous parties and offering a mix of support and criticism. Ella who lives across the street, is drawn to Troy's energy but also frustrated by his antics, creating a complicated dynamic between them. As Troy's music takes off , he must confront the repercussions of his lifestyle and figure out what it means to be true to himself.

“Marriage is a game of power, some fight to win, others fight to destroy. But when two people refuse to surrender, the only thing left is war.” Daniel Smith had it all—money, power, and the kind of devastating charm that made women weak in the knees. He was untouchable, unstoppable, a man who played by his own rules. Until his family forced him into the one thing he never wanted—marriage. Regina Green was no delicate rose. Sharp-tongued, bold, and dangerously unpredictable, she knew how to strike where it hurt. If Daniel wanted a battle, she was sure to make certain that he regretted ever stepping onto the field. Neither of them would bow. Neither of them would break. Their marriage was a battlefield drenched in tension—where every glance was a challenge and every argument pushed them closer to a line they swore they’d never cross. Hate was their language, desire was their weapon, but falling for each other? That was never supposed to be part of the plan.

When old gamer, constantly unlucky, Theodore 'Ted' Moore starts playing the new VR game, he understands the luck can be a double edged sword. Will he prevail against the world to secure his place or will he break and become a servant? Can a single man truly stand against rich and powerful? Entry for Contest. Please give your valuable feedback to make the story better.

(*NO RAPE*) Kitanna stood still, not worried about the new person; she was worried about herself. The royal guard was shirtless and standing so close to her, with his body pinning hers. She was still trying to get her thoughts straight when she found herself being dragged onto the bed, with the guard on top of her. She raised her hands to push him, but he was faster. He caught both of her hands with one of his and pinned them above her head, using his other free hand to cover her mouth. Kitanna felt blood rush to her cheeks, and the next words she heard sent her world spinning in 3D. "Now, moan, princess..." Those words brushed against her ear, causing the hairs on her neck to stand. ......... Set in historical times, in the ancient kingdom of Morado. A young princess, Kitanna, enjoys life to the fullest, living every day like the princess she is. But after an incident, she is left to only trust herself and her instincts in the palace, which was filled with betrayals and corruption. A guard, who was trained to protect the crown, lived his life peacefully, killing when he was ordered to but never speaking to people around him until he crossed paths with the sassy and clumsy princess. Then everything changed. If you enjoy dark humors, royal romance and betrayals. Then this book is for you.

A global catastrophe breaks out, leaving the world helpless and determined to survive. The world is now surrounded by apocalyptic threats and there's no way to escape; no one's certain the government would come to their rescue. Emily is locked up in the world's famous restaurant with her insufferable colleague-miserably weak and slow. Her only chance of survival is to cooperate with him. Even if she want to swallow her pride, she isn't sure if her suffering is indeed safer than all the living dead outside. Ted Oliver, the most arrogant and obnoxious human. He goes out of his way to survive which implies killing everyone he found as a threat or easy target. When his secrets is on the verge of being exposed, Ted kills Mr. Christopher, one of the shareholders of Prestige Restaurant. He thinks of a way to survive with an helpless Emily crawling up behind him for protection. In a quest to survive new relationships are formed, trust are restored and unbroken homes are being repaired. Everyone must learn to watch their backs and stab their best friend when the time for survival suffice. Emily must learn to put up with the one man she vowed to never see again after her boyfriend betrayed her and let her to die.

Meet Nyx, just your average guy who wakes up one day in a world straight out of a fantasy novel. Surprise! Turns out he's the son of a demon queen, with powers that could make Superman jealous. But Nyx? He's more shocked than anyone. With dragons, demons, and a whole lot of chaos, Nyx's adventure kicks off faster than you can say "plot twist." And hey, who needs a guidebook when you've got a sassy spirit named Sara in your corner? She's got Nyx covered – even if he's still trying to figure out how to use his powers without setting the place on fire. Get ready for a rollercoaster raid, because Nyx Valor Nightshade is here to save the day – whether he's ready for it or not! ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Well, I'm not exactly a pro at writing synopses, so you'll have to dive into the story to learn more about Nyx. And hey, this is my first crack at writing a novel, so bear with me. I hope you will enjoy it!"

"What do you mean by I should act like you for a month we literally just met" Alicia said with a frown. "Please just for a month, you look like me so no one will notice, I promise you."Sandra begged "The fact we look alike doesn't mean we are the same,Im totally different from your miss... whats your name again??Alicia asked. "Sandra, my name is Sandra please just help me out please I'll stay at the orphanage where you live and you can go to my house, we're rich please I beg of you help me out" Sandra begged desperately. How sure are you that no one will find out that we swapped cause I'm a very crazy girl,i don't take sh*t and I easily get angry,Are you sure you still want me to go??? "Yes please,just try to reduce your craziness a bit. And... just try to avoid any trouble in school my mates are quite crazy please" Sandra begged desperately. "Well you don't need to worry about me it's them you should be worried about.If they want to see my crazy side they will get it". Alicia said with a smirk. Meet Alicia Andrews she's beautiful,hot,sassy and a crazy badass who grew up in the orphanage. What happened when she met someone who looks exactly like her,And they swapped, Do you think people will find out???? You don't want to miss this ride, grab your popcorn let's gooooooo.

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT, VIOLENCE. Losing your virginity to a stranger who doesn't care might feel like the biggest mistake you could ever make especially when you have a boyfriend. But then your boyfriend cheating on you becomes a nightmare that haunts you after the hurtful words he says when he does. Well, that's how Zoey felt only that, the mistake turned out to be the best thing that happened to her because she later gave birth to a young baby girl despite her young age and still in college. What will happen when Zoey meets the stranger who she lost her virginity to and now who is the father of her child? She realizes the father of her child, is his boss, the richest person in the city with quite a bad reputation for being involved with some bad gangs. "You have a kid?"Roy asked and I panicked. How does he know that? No...this can't be happening. I vowed to keep my daughter away from him, he can't know about her. "I'm not talking about this with you Roy. You make me work my ass off the whole day, denying me most of my rights. I don't feel like talking about my personal life with you, you are a bully."I said. Roy looked at me."I want an answer Zoey, do you have a kid or not?" he insisted and this time his voice was so cold. "What are you going to do when I don't answer? Let me guess, make me work overtime like you always do. Go on, I'll do the overtime work I'm used to..... " He cut me off."Don't you dare say anything else Zoey." he roared and then pinching the area between his eye eyebrows, he looked at me with a soft gaze."Why? Why do you always have to provoke me huh? I'm going to kiss you again if you continue being this sassy around me, trust me." he said it like a promise as well as a threat.

Olivia was in a marriage contract with a heartless billionaire named Aaron but then the day the contract expired, Aaron abandoned her as if that one year they spent together didn't matter. Olivia hated every single moment of the situation. She made a mistake of falling in love with Aaron but he didn't seem to care even when she confessed. She regretted ever getting into a marriage contract with Aaron. Now she wasted a whole year on a person who did not care about her. The contract has expired and she had to start her life a fresh. She felt lost, heartbroken and moreover, she hated Aaron more than anything in the world. How was she supposed to heal from loving someone who didn't reciprocate her feelings. She thought that just maybe, Aaron felt something but seeing how he heartlessly abandoned her after the contract was over, told her that he hated her and he couldn't wait to get rid off her. Since she had no other choice but to move on, she moved to a new city to start new and also move on from the trauma Aaron had impacted on her. But just when she had finally healed and even gotted a new boyfriend, Aaron showed up saying he wants her to remarry him.

“Ted and Chloe’s journey begins with a spark, but their love story is anything but ordinary. In a world filled with scars and secrets, their bond grows into something transformative—testing their vulnerabilities, challenging their fears, and redefining what it means to truly love. Love is Evol is an emotional rollercoaster, exploring the beauty and chaos of a love that refuses to give up, even when the odds seem insurmountable.”

Synopsis: In a world ravaged by an apocalyptic disaster, humanity struggles to survive amidst chaos. Our male protagonist, Alex Carter, an ordinary man with a knack for technology, finds himself thrust into a role he never imagined. When he stumbles upon an ancient artifact, he activates a mysterious system that grants him the ability to build and manage the most technologically advanced base the world has ever seen. During one of his expeditions, Alex saves a delicate and mischievous Incubus named Cassian, who is more interested in fashion and gossip than traditional demon duties. Grateful and with no other options, Cassian signs a binding contract with Alex, becoming his devoted (and often sassy) companion. To Alex's surprise, Cassian reveals a rare ability: the power to give birth. Together, they navigate the chaotic world, gathering survivors, building a futuristic haven, and dealing with Cassian's quirky antics and occasional mood swings. With humor and unexpected twists, Alex and Cassian form an unconventional partnership, proving that even in the bleakest times, laughter, love, and technology can light the way.

Mirena Elisse Miller is known for being a playgirl. Every week, she dumps and finds a brand-new replacement who gives her luxurious bags, shoes, and any material things she never used. She enters into a funny relationship to show her friends that her charm is still the best among the rest. Mirena feels so proud of herself not until she meets the good, family-oriented man— Drake Quinn five years ago. Mirena Miller: “I don’t care about men. I just want to be happy and hang out with my one-week boyfriends. Men aren’t faithful and loyal anyway, so I will do the same thing as they used to do with most women.” Drake Quinn: “Five years ago, I’ve met this wild and sassy woman. She’s quite beautiful and seemingly kind. I courted her for a month until she said yes. But after a week, she dumped me! I will never forget her until I come back for sweet and savage revenge.” DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE USED ARTWORK. HOWEVER, THE AUTHOR IS DETERMINED TO CHANGE IT AS SOON AS THE NEW COVER IS READY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UNDERSTANDING! PS: THERE IS NO INFRINGEMENT INTENDED.

Daisy Zane was the illegitimate daughter of the Miles family? She grew up in the countryside and never went to school? The Miles family even publicly declared that they would never acknowledge her? ... When Daisy Zane's true identity was exposed, the Miles family immediately prepared a banquet to welcome her back into the family. But Daisy Zane directly refused, saying, “Are you even worthy, Miles family?” ... Surprisingly, the third young master of the Imperial Capital fell in love with a wild girl who had never received an education. It was said that he doted on her, and she was the most precious thing to him. While the whole Imperial Capital was shocked, Lord Clark proudly said, “My wife is extraordinary.” ... Kevin Clark never believed in love at first sight until he met Daisy Zane... In the north, there was a beauty who captivated the country and the city with her devastating beauty... ** Daisy Zane loved wearing dresses, and later on... all of Kevin Clark's shirt buttons matched the colors of her dresses.

Fed up unable to find his mate for the past 35 years, Alpha Blaze Astor of 'The Freecrest Howlers' pack turned more arrogant and started behaving like a beast. Frightened by his behavior, the pack members confronted his father. With no choice left, his father decides to give over the Alpha position to his brother-in-law's son who had already found his mate at an young age of 18. And the brother-in-law is none other than the Beta himself. In this tough situation what will happen when Blaze falls in love with a girl named Bella Nicholas, who is sassy as hell and literally a high school brat ??

The world as we know it changes as energy evolves and begins to interact with matter directly. Energy flowed through people's veins making them achieving unimaginable things, one of this is rectrix, a force that distorts mater and energy. Many people call it magic and it changes the world. But being from other parts of the universe appear on Earth and destroy that system taking advantage of one thing, electricity. Humans win the war after many years and managed to salvage civilization but things aren't the same. Fantasies like sages and monsters are now everyday affairs, and electricity is but a fantasy. This is the world Rilan was born too. With an unknown father and powerful sage mother, his life is nothing but normal. But his love for adventure is tested when strange attacks and infiltrations are happening all over the kingdom and he seemed to be the cause of some. It doesn't help that the Royal palace gave him an arduous task with their sassy princess. But he investigates anyway but it drives him into a hole he didn't know exist. And it seems these recent attacks has spurned up an aspect of humanity forgotten... Soon, he's on the run working as a spy for a flame deity...

In a contemporary world where same-sex marriages and male pregnancies are not really recognized and embraced as a norm, love can come from unexpected places through the story of Lee Junseong unfolds—a handsome, young,powerful CEO admired and feared for his unyielding ambition and cold demeanor. Beneath his polished exterior lies a man ensnared by familial expectations, struggling to find his true self amidst the weight of success. Enter Shin Seongho, the kind,warm-hearted,cute, innocent but sassy son of a family friend, thrust into an unexpected marriage with Junseong. From the outset, Junseong makes his intentions clear: "I’ll make your life a living nightmare. I only married you for my parents’ sake." His chilling vow reveals a man defensive against the vulnerability that love can bring. Yet Seongho, unshaken by Junseong’s icy aloofness, embodies a spirit of resilience and hope. Driven by a desire to connect, he embarks on a mission to win over his husband’s heart, armed with patience, laughter, and unconditional affection. As their lives intertwine, the journey begins to unravel the barriers of resentment, revealing the potential for something beautiful. In "Please Love Me, Hubby," witness a transformative tale of love and redemption as Junseong grapples with his inner demons while Seongho challenges him to embrace vulnerability. Will Junseong shed his cold facade and discover the joy of partnership, or will he remain trapped in the nightmare he created? Together, they navigate the complexities of their relationship, societal expectations,uncovering the true meaning of love and the power of connection.

[System goal: creating a name to be feared by all]. [Synopsis] When troublemaker Cora, a high schooler with an innocent face, gets transmigrated into a frail body in another world, she expects the typical 'damsel in distress' treatment. You know, surrounded by handsome dudes fighting over her. But that's not exactly how it goes. Instead, she's stuck with a bossy, sassy system and a cold twin sister who's her identical duplicate. Just great. [System] Ding! Welcome, host. You've been chosen for the journey to Create a Name to be Feared by All. Time to get moving, lazybones! Your worried sister is waiting."

Chrysha Larry is simple, kind, friendly, weird and sassy. She loves arts and has interests in sports like bowling, golf and basketball. Throughout her love in arts, she takes this as her business and she helps in their church through donating her artworks and there she meet Ally, the assistant of their priest. Along the way they became friends until Ally has fallen in love with her. However, basketball is the sport of Yuri that played were she watching and cheering his team and where Yuri got attract to her. Who will she choose among the two at the end?

One day, Grace suddenly transmigrated inside a novel. She couldn't even get everything clear on her head when she got hit by many big blows. To her dismay, she realized she had transmigrated into the role of the villainess, destined for a tragic demise at the hands of the main male lead. She wanted to change her fate. So, after transmigrating, she was determined to do only one thing : Completely avoid the male and female lead. However, soon Grace begins to uncover numerous secrets within the novel's plot. Amidst all of the drama, she meets a mysterious guy. But is he a friend or a foe? Can Grace unravel the mysteries hidden within the novel? Can she live a life that she always wanted? Can she escape from this novel? But at what stakes?

Meet yuvraj, the epitome of charm and affluence in Mumbai city. yuvraj is not just a young tycoon but the most eligible bachelor in the town. Step into the world of Maira, a vision of beauty and kindness that illuminates the town. Maira's presence is like a ray of sunshine, casting warmth on everyone around her. "SASSY LOVE" explores the story of maira and yuvraj.

Rejected by her husband, she died horribly in the hospital. Rachel lost her infants to her husband’s schemes. Reborn and given a second chance, she wakes up in the body of a powerful woman. Raven Craslow, the famous fashion icon, sassy and sly. Using her new identity and power Rachel seeked revenge. She was clear in her head until Ragnar Craslow, her stepbrother, returned home. Unbeknownst to her that Raven had an affair with her ex-husband Lucas. Trapped between temptation and revenge, Raven has to mold both men to be her pawns of seduction.