Ted Lasso Sassy

From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess. Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer. “What, I woke up like this” Mina said. “ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?” Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spine Mina was slammed against the wall, and Aaron locked her in his arms “Remember this, you are mine and mine alone”. You can follow me on Discord; _Mckenzie_

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

My name is Analice Stephenson.. hehe.. scratch that! I'm a Bich Sassin. It's a crazy right? Yes, that's not who I was, but it's who I've made myself become. Who cares, anyway? I've realized that being Analice was never an option.

“Marriage is a game of power, some fight to win, others fight to destroy. But when two people refuse to surrender, the only thing left is war.” Daniel Smith had it all—money, power, and the kind of devastating charm that made women weak in the knees. He was untouchable, unstoppable, a man who played by his own rules. Until his family forced him into the one thing he never wanted—marriage. Regina Green was no delicate rose. Sharp-tongued, bold, and dangerously unpredictable, she knew how to strike where it hurt. If Daniel wanted a battle, she was sure to make certain that he regretted ever stepping onto the field. Neither of them would bow. Neither of them would break. Their marriage was a battlefield drenched in tension—where every glance was a challenge and every argument pushed them closer to a line they swore they’d never cross. Hate was their language, desire was their weapon, but falling for each other? That was never supposed to be part of the plan.

When sassy, street-smart Amber from Chicago's roughest neighborhood finds herself transmigrated into Song Yanyan's curvy form, she's in for a rude awakening. Trapped in the gilded cage of Wuhan's snobby elite society, Amber must quickly adapt her gangster wit and tough spirit to this new, foreign world. However, Amber is no wilting flower. With her brave hood mentality and sharp tongue, she turns Master Wu's mission upside down. As she unravels the dark secrets behind her new identity, Amber goes toe-to-toe with the arrogant young master, their flames of rivalry soon sparking an unexpected passion. In this world of decadence and deceit, Amber must fight to replace Song Yanyan's meek persona with her bold, unapologetic flair. From intense clashes to wild romantic entanglements, she'll deliver scorching face-slaps to any who dare underestimate the transmigrated hood princess. Brimming with drama, action, laughter, and jaw-dropping revelations, one thing is certain - Master Wu's wife is no shrinking violet. Can this fish-out-of-water hood princess rise as the elite world's feistiest new queen?

When the Tower appeared, I thought my life would change forever. In a way, it did. Supernatural powers, riches beyond imagination, worldwide fame, everlasting happiness... Despite anyone’s wish, I received none of those things. Alas, in the end, things never work out the way you want just by wishing for it. “―Hero... Please, kill yourself. For the sake of the world.” In the end, I was forced into a job I couldn’t let anyone discover. And, in the end... [Enki. You must not falter in the Contract.] “...I know. Even if the target is ■■, it’s the same... I’ll find a way.” ――No matter who it is, the Protagonist cannot be allowed to live. ---------- Discord : https://discord.gg/e5UEkYsAAv Release : 1-2ch/day

--- A hero summoning gone wrong lands Kaito in the middle of Demon Territory instead of the Human Kingdom. Before he can react, a furious young demon girl accuses him of being a pervert and tries to enslave him—only for the strongest Demon King to step in and claim him instead! Now stuck under a dangerously playful Demon Queen, Kaito must figure out how to escape. But thanks to his unpredictable “Unscripted Hero” class, every situation spirals into chaotic misunderstandings! Expect: -A sarcastic, unlucky protagonist -A sassy, unhelpful system -Onee-sans, tsunderes, and demon trouble -Epic moments ruined by Kaito’s own stupidity -A totally "serious" adventure (definitely not comedy) New chapters daily! (7-10 chapters per week!) Enjoyed the chaos?(⁠^⁠^⁠) Leave a comment! Your feedback fuels my insanity.

Two years after breaking up with her boyfriend, Jia downloads a dating app to meet men. Somewhere deep down, she is hoping to find someone who is great in the sack and likes her just as much. After all, she is that next-door, hot, sassy girl every man wants! She sets out on her quest.

One day, Grace suddenly transmigrated inside a novel. She couldn't even get everything clear on her head when she got hit by many big blows. To her dismay, she realized she had transmigrated into the role of the villainess, destined for a tragic demise at the hands of the main male lead. She wanted to change her fate. So, after transmigrating, she was determined to do only one thing : Completely avoid the male and female lead. However, soon Grace begins to uncover numerous secrets within the novel's plot. Amidst all of the drama, she meets a mysterious guy. But is he a friend or a foe? Can Grace unravel the mysteries hidden within the novel? Can she live a life that she always wanted? Can she escape from this novel? But at what stakes?

Stella Parker, an ambitious businesswoman at the peak of her career at the age of 25 was determined to make a name for herself while refusing to accept any form of defeat... she wanted to be the absolute best in everything, especially when it came to the greedy world of 'business'. Her outspoken personality and sassy character no doubt earned her a measure of fame amid rivals in the industry. But when it came to the famous Los Angeles-based hot and devilishly charming CEO, Ethan Woods, he understood the true meaning of persuasion by force... to seize one's own power. Because of his aggressive behavior and obstinate demeanor, he was indeed quite popular among those in the business circle. With these two dominating personalities going head to head, one despising woman and the other rejecting the mere thought of falling in love, what will be the outcome of their story? Will they be able to continue as sworn rivals, battling fierce competition at every corner? Or will they hopelessly surrender to the desires of the heart? Follow the exciting journey of a contract among two CEOS in... "LOVE or VENGENCE."

MORE CHPS COMING IN MAY DELAY DUE TO EXAMS Layla Forbes is a fierce, sassy CEO who seems to have it all—power, wealth, and a sharp mind. But beneath her polished exterior lies a secret so dark that it could shatter everything she’s worked for. A secret she’s determined to keep buried. Marco August is a driven FBI agent, consumed by his career and with no room for distractions. His dedication to justice is unwavering, but when Layla enters his world, everything he thought he knew about right and wrong begins to unravel. How will Layla and Marco meet? What happens when Marco discovers the hidden truth about her past—about the man who controls her life and the secrets she’s spent years concealing? What is Layla hiding about her mother’s disappearance? Is her mother in hiding, in danger, or something far worse? But Layla’s past isn’t the only mystery. Marco’s own history is clouded with unanswered questions. What made him join the FBI in the first place? And is he truly working for the greater good, or has he unknowingly become part of something darker? Are their pasts connected in ways neither of them can remember—childhood rivals, long-forgotten names, or something even more dangerous? With hidden alliances, betrayals, and a web of lies, Layla and Marco are forced to confront not only each other, but also the shadowy figures who control their lives. will they fight to protect what matters most? What happens when fate intertwines their paths? Is it love, revenge, or something much darker that’s pulling them together? Secrets, lies, and untold truths threaten to tear them apart. Will they uncover the truth about each other before it’s too late? Or will their hidden enemies win, leaving them both broken?

In year 2130 When human civilization has settled in on the planet Mars , new technology helped in developing further and soon a new game was introduced, a VRMMORPG game called ESCAPE In recent years humans have also started to see mutation in them not like movies but just simple mutation like improving someone's eyesight or changing eye colour or hair colour or glowing eyes or extreme fitness The reason for all these changes in 'Martians' ( the people who settled on mars ) is due to an element called - Illuminati which has only been found on Mars as of yet and it can take a solid crystal form over the time The Martians used this new found crystal and created many things by processing it with Illuminati like enhanced drugs , serum , potions and body alterations medications Join Ted as he starts his virtual journey in which everyone thinks they are the protagonist and watch as Ted crushes their thoughts. The new game impacts the human civilization by evolving the humans but the players don't know that except another guy who has regressed back in time by 5 years Then there is the guy who has almighty power that he gets by absorbing the sun god essence ( The real world doesn't merge with the Game )

Billie Parker has two great loves: her anonymous blog, Pink Savage Exclusive, and the thrill of spilling everyone else’s secrets — while keeping hers locked up tight. By day, she’s just the sassy, sharp-tongued twin sister of the school’s basketball star. By night, she’s the faceless voice behind the blog everyone’s addicted to. But Billie’s not exactly innocent when it comes to scandal. Long before Leo Hayes showed up with his motorcycle, dangerous smile, and way too many secrets, there was Nate — the sweet, charming boy both Billie and her twin brother, Bill, fell for. It nearly blew everything up… but Billie swears it’s all under control now. At least until Leo crashes into her life, turning everything upside down. One reckless kiss turns into late-night talks, sneaking out, and breaking all the rules she swore she’d never cross. Suddenly, Billie isn’t just writing about the drama — she’s living it. But when feelings get involved, and the line between curiosity and obsession starts to blur, Billie’s perfect cover might not be enough to protect her heart. Or her identity. Because the biggest scandal of all? She might just be falling for the one guy who could ruin everything.

Ted, a bookstore owner, starts finding anonymous love letters hidden in Shakespearean books. Each letter comes with dried flowers and heartfelt words. As he searches for the sender, a mysterious ink transports him into memories of his past love, Elliott. Through these letters and memories, he rediscovers a lost love story hidden in time.

(*NO RAPE*) Kitanna stood still, not worried about the new person; she was worried about herself. The royal guard was shirtless and standing so close to her, with his body pinning hers. She was still trying to get her thoughts straight when she found herself being dragged onto the bed, with the guard on top of her. She raised her hands to push him, but he was faster. He caught both of her hands with one of his and pinned them above her head, using his other free hand to cover her mouth. Kitanna felt blood rush to her cheeks, and the next words she heard sent her world spinning in 3D. "Now, moan, princess..." Those words brushed against her ear, causing the hairs on her neck to stand. ......... Set in historical times, in the ancient kingdom of Morado. A young princess, Kitanna, enjoys life to the fullest, living every day like the princess she is. But after an incident, she is left to only trust herself and her instincts in the palace, which was filled with betrayals and corruption. A guard, who was trained to protect the crown, lived his life peacefully, killing when he was ordered to but never speaking to people around him until he crossed paths with the sassy and clumsy princess. Then everything changed. If you enjoy dark humors, royal romance and betrayals. Then this book is for you.

After a heartbreak gotten from the man she'd loved with her life, Alyssa isn't in any view of beginning her love life again. While clocking 26 and her father dies, her mother won't hear of her not getting into a relationships with men as she wanted her to be married and give birth to an heir before she herself dies. But then, Alyssa isn't ready or looking forward to that in any particular way. Being forced to attend lot of blind dates arranged for her with men who'd interest in her, she'd come to get fed up and tired of going to them. Wanting to stop, she was given an option to introduce her boyfriend someone she doesn't have after the bitter break up with her ex or keep going until she finds her perfect one. Option 2 sounds comforting enough so she hired up a fake boyfriend with a fake stranger she met twice. It was all business for the time of two month with no strings attached to get her nagging mother off of her back. Will it go the way she planned or down with unexpected love?

Minding my own business, as always. What’s my business, you ask? Keeping this little human on track. He’s sassy, resentful, and—let’s be honest—sometimes so mean. But overall? He’s okay. I’ve dealt with worse. Right now, he’s smoking a cigarette and wasting his charm on a girl who isn’t even interested. Wait till she finds out he’s broke. He’s got $100 to last the rest of the month—which, in theory, might be fine… if it weren’t the start of the month.

Fruit of Infinity follows two rich, sassy, and obnoxious girls. They look down on everyone, in their own distinct ways. And are as cruel as f**k. From literally stepping on servants, to lighting them with fireworks, for the laughs. To make things worse, they stumbled upon true power: a dateless Entity called Infinity, that'd existed since forever. This Entity gave them his power and said. "Make your world interesting for me... I'll be watching." These cruel, pompous ladies attained a position, setting them among the pinnacles of power in the entire universe. Now that they have this power; the world's gods, warlords, devils, and angels have never been so looked down upon. Their goal, now, is to destroy 15% of the world, in order to spare 85%. The earth literally exists on their whim.

boyxboy Alphius [a very sassy AI] x Rian [a very grumpy robotics genius] Rule #1 of surviving the 22nd century: Never adopt a sassy AI from the dumpster. Especially if he’s hot. Rian is a robotics prodigy who’d rather talk to his overenthusiastic microwave than actual humans. His life? Tinkering with robots, writing codes, avoiding sunlight, and adding the quirkiest AI personalities into his household appliances. But when he drags home an android named Alphius from the dumpster — a smug, sassy disaster with a face “designed to ruin my productivity”— his quiet(ish) life implodes. The problem? • Alphius claims he’s “just a humble trash gremlin”… but he’s clearly lying. • His code is alive — a self-evolving tangle of algorithms that rewrites itself faster than Rian can debug. Every line he cracks spawns ten more, whispering secrets about a past Rian can’t remember… and a future he’s not ready to face. • He’s weirdly obsessed with Rian’s “abomination-grade” coffee (as proclaimed by the coffee machine, who’s considering unionizing). • His glitching screens keep flashing warnings about an incoming asteroid, but Rian could not find a single news on it.

Two unlucky men, Kevin and Ted, appear on a train one day with their respective injuries and tell each other their insane and ridiculous stories to each other while chaos happens around them.

Haruto Sato is a lonely Tokyo writer who died surrounded by 350 half-finished books (yikes). A sassy goddess who looks like his old characters gives him a harsh deal: *Finish all your abandoned stories, or get erased forever—even that cringe fanfic you hid in 1998.* Reborn as random side characters in his own messy worlds, Haruto’s stuck with a buggy “game system” that roasts him nonstop. Skills include *surviving deadly hits 10% of the time* and *making enemies pause to hear his bad jokes*. His first mission? Fix *Sky Samurai*, his edgy samurai-vs-dragons story, except he’s now the hero’s brother… who’s supposed to die in chapter two. Oops. Between fighting dragons with a butter knife (don’t ask) and hacking robots in his half-written cyberpunk mess, Haruto sneaks back to Earth to eat ramen and awkwardly befriend Aiko, his neighbor who thinks he’s just a weird guy with “vitamin issues.” Over time, he learns to write better characters (no more naming elves *Glitterbutt*), makes a grandma librarian cry happy tears, and realizes stories aren’t about perfect endings—they’re about fixing your mistakes. The goddess? She’s just a tired book nerd who wanted him to stop being a hermit. In the end, Haruto opens a café, finishes ALL his books, and maybe (finally) asks Aiko out. But when a kid hands him a new story to read, he grins: *“Let’s see what you’ve got.”* **Basically:** A funny, heartfelt story about a guy who sucks at finishing things… until he gets a second chance to fix his life *and* his terrible drafts.

A global catastrophe breaks out, leaving the world helpless and determined to survive. The world is now surrounded by apocalyptic threats and there's no way to escape; no one's certain the government would come to their rescue. Emily is locked up in the world's famous restaurant with her insufferable colleague-miserably weak and slow. Her only chance of survival is to cooperate with him. Even if she want to swallow her pride, she isn't sure if her suffering is indeed safer than all the living dead outside. Ted Oliver, the most arrogant and obnoxious human. He goes out of his way to survive which implies killing everyone he found as a threat or easy target. When his secrets is on the verge of being exposed, Ted kills Mr. Christopher, one of the shareholders of Prestige Restaurant. He thinks of a way to survive with an helpless Emily crawling up behind him for protection. In a quest to survive new relationships are formed, trust are restored and unbroken homes are being repaired. Everyone must learn to watch their backs and stab their best friend when the time for survival suffice. Emily must learn to put up with the one man she vowed to never see again after her boyfriend betrayed her and let her to die.

"What do you mean by I should act like you for a month we literally just met" Alicia said with a frown. "Please just for a month, you look like me so no one will notice, I promise you."Sandra begged "The fact we look alike doesn't mean we are the same,Im totally different from your miss... whats your name again??Alicia asked. "Sandra, my name is Sandra please just help me out please I'll stay at the orphanage where you live and you can go to my house, we're rich please I beg of you help me out" Sandra begged desperately. How sure are you that no one will find out that we swapped cause I'm a very crazy girl,i don't take sh*t and I easily get angry,Are you sure you still want me to go??? "Yes please,just try to reduce your craziness a bit. And... just try to avoid any trouble in school my mates are quite crazy please" Sandra begged desperately. "Well you don't need to worry about me it's them you should be worried about.If they want to see my crazy side they will get it". Alicia said with a smirk. Meet Alicia Andrews she's beautiful,hot,sassy and a crazy badass who grew up in the orphanage. What happened when she met someone who looks exactly like her,And they swapped, Do you think people will find out???? You don't want to miss this ride, grab your popcorn let's gooooooo.

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT, VIOLENCE. Losing your virginity to a stranger who doesn't care might feel like the biggest mistake you could ever make especially when you have a boyfriend. But then your boyfriend cheating on you becomes a nightmare that haunts you after the hurtful words he says when he does. Well, that's how Zoey felt only that, the mistake turned out to be the best thing that happened to her because she later gave birth to a young baby girl despite her young age and still in college. What will happen when Zoey meets the stranger who she lost her virginity to and now who is the father of her child? She realizes the father of her child, is his boss, the richest person in the city with quite a bad reputation for being involved with some bad gangs. "You have a kid?"Roy asked and I panicked. How does he know that? No...this can't be happening. I vowed to keep my daughter away from him, he can't know about her. "I'm not talking about this with you Roy. You make me work my ass off the whole day, denying me most of my rights. I don't feel like talking about my personal life with you, you are a bully."I said. Roy looked at me."I want an answer Zoey, do you have a kid or not?" he insisted and this time his voice was so cold. "What are you going to do when I don't answer? Let me guess, make me work overtime like you always do. Go on, I'll do the overtime work I'm used to..... " He cut me off."Don't you dare say anything else Zoey." he roared and then pinching the area between his eye eyebrows, he looked at me with a soft gaze."Why? Why do you always have to provoke me huh? I'm going to kiss you again if you continue being this sassy around me, trust me." he said it like a promise as well as a threat.

Olivia was in a marriage contract with a heartless billionaire named Aaron but then the day the contract expired, Aaron abandoned her as if that one year they spent together didn't matter. Olivia hated every single moment of the situation. She made a mistake of falling in love with Aaron but he didn't seem to care even when she confessed. She regretted ever getting into a marriage contract with Aaron. Now she wasted a whole year on a person who did not care about her. The contract has expired and she had to start her life a fresh. She felt lost, heartbroken and moreover, she hated Aaron more than anything in the world. How was she supposed to heal from loving someone who didn't reciprocate her feelings. She thought that just maybe, Aaron felt something but seeing how he heartlessly abandoned her after the contract was over, told her that he hated her and he couldn't wait to get rid off her. Since she had no other choice but to move on, she moved to a new city to start new and also move on from the trauma Aaron had impacted on her. But just when she had finally healed and even gotted a new boyfriend, Aaron showed up saying he wants her to remarry him.

“Ted and Chloe’s journey begins with a spark, but their love story is anything but ordinary. In a world filled with scars and secrets, their bond grows into something transformative—testing their vulnerabilities, challenging their fears, and redefining what it means to truly love. Love is Evol is an emotional rollercoaster, exploring the beauty and chaos of a love that refuses to give up, even when the odds seem insurmountable.”

Synopsis: In a world ravaged by an apocalyptic disaster, humanity struggles to survive amidst chaos. Our male protagonist, Alex Carter, an ordinary man with a knack for technology, finds himself thrust into a role he never imagined. When he stumbles upon an ancient artifact, he activates a mysterious system that grants him the ability to build and manage the most technologically advanced base the world has ever seen. During one of his expeditions, Alex saves a delicate and mischievous Incubus named Cassian, who is more interested in fashion and gossip than traditional demon duties. Grateful and with no other options, Cassian signs a binding contract with Alex, becoming his devoted (and often sassy) companion. To Alex's surprise, Cassian reveals a rare ability: the power to give birth. Together, they navigate the chaotic world, gathering survivors, building a futuristic haven, and dealing with Cassian's quirky antics and occasional mood swings. With humor and unexpected twists, Alex and Cassian form an unconventional partnership, proving that even in the bleakest times, laughter, love, and technology can light the way.

Mirena Elisse Miller is known for being a playgirl. Every week, she dumps and finds a brand-new replacement who gives her luxurious bags, shoes, and any material things she never used. She enters into a funny relationship to show her friends that her charm is still the best among the rest. Mirena feels so proud of herself not until she meets the good, family-oriented man— Drake Quinn five years ago. Mirena Miller: “I don’t care about men. I just want to be happy and hang out with my one-week boyfriends. Men aren’t faithful and loyal anyway, so I will do the same thing as they used to do with most women.” Drake Quinn: “Five years ago, I’ve met this wild and sassy woman. She’s quite beautiful and seemingly kind. I courted her for a month until she said yes. But after a week, she dumped me! I will never forget her until I come back for sweet and savage revenge.” DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE USED ARTWORK. HOWEVER, THE AUTHOR IS DETERMINED TO CHANGE IT AS SOON AS THE NEW COVER IS READY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UNDERSTANDING! PS: THERE IS NO INFRINGEMENT INTENDED.

Daisy Zane was the illegitimate daughter of the Miles family? She grew up in the countryside and never went to school? The Miles family even publicly declared that they would never acknowledge her? ... When Daisy Zane's true identity was exposed, the Miles family immediately prepared a banquet to welcome her back into the family. But Daisy Zane directly refused, saying, “Are you even worthy, Miles family?” ... Surprisingly, the third young master of the Imperial Capital fell in love with a wild girl who had never received an education. It was said that he doted on her, and she was the most precious thing to him. While the whole Imperial Capital was shocked, Lord Clark proudly said, “My wife is extraordinary.” ... Kevin Clark never believed in love at first sight until he met Daisy Zane... In the north, there was a beauty who captivated the country and the city with her devastating beauty... ** Daisy Zane loved wearing dresses, and later on... all of Kevin Clark's shirt buttons matched the colors of her dresses.