Memes Trios

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Taryn fights monsters. Lucien is one. Season 1: Forced to team up by the very council she’s made to serve, Taryn finds herself trapped with Lucien—a vampire with too many secrets and a smile that makes her blood run hot. In the midst of growing dangers, the two of them must work together to survive. But the closer they get, the harder it becomes to tell where the real threat lies—outside their walls, or between them. Lucien knows better than to care. He’s spent years perfecting the art of detachment, but something about Taryn makes it impossible to stay indifferent. The fire she carries is fierce, dangerous—and every moment with her only stokes the flames higher. Bound by circumstance and haunted by shadows neither of them can outrun, Taryn and Lucien are playing a game they can’t afford to lose. The fire between them grows hotter with every step, but giving in might cost them everything. Some fires are meant to burn. Others consume. This one could destroy them both. Season 2: Framed for assassinations they didn’t commit, Taryn and Lucien are thrust into a deadly game where trust is scarce and betrayal lurks in every shadow. As the fragile peace between powerful factions begins to unravel, they must navigate a labyrinth of secrets and lies, uncovering dangerous truths about those who seek to control them. As tensions rise, their bond is tested in ways neither anticipated, and their personal struggles threaten to fracture their fragile partnership. Against the backdrop of a brewing war, new allies and enemies emerge, challenging their notions of trust and loyalty. As the season hurtles toward its climactic revelations, Taryn and Lucien must decide what they are willing to sacrifice—and who they can rely on—in a world that seeks to tear them apart. Season 2 is a story of survival, betrayal, and the unyielding strength found in the most unexpected places. Season 3: When safety is a fleeting memory and enemies circle ever closer, Taryn, Lucien, and Kah’el find themselves bound by necessity in a secluded forest haven. As mysterious threats prowl the shadows and signs of encroaching danger multiply, the trio works to fortify their defenses while grappling with unspoken tensions and buried truths. Strange tracks near their clearing suggest a threat greater than any of them anticipated, forcing them into a delicate balance of survival and trust. For Taryn, every decision risks fracturing the fragile alliance that’s formed between them, as the boundaries of loyalty blur and their individual pasts clash with their shared present. Season 3 is a tense, character-driven exploration of resilience and vulnerability, weaving quiet moments of connection with the ever-looming threat of a deadly unknown. In the end, it’s not only the beasts in the woods that must be faced, but the fears—and desires—they’ve long kept hidden.

In the world of Lumen, a land of diverse luminants and warring factions beset by monstrous threats, a daring trio sets out to uncover its secrets. Kounéli Atsáli, Velvet Isabella, and Leonardo Zeshi are explorers driven by curiosity and a shared desire to unite the fragmented world. As they journey through perilous territories and confront ancient evils, their bond is tested, revealing hidden truths about themselves and the light and darkness that shape Lumen's fate.

   In a world divided by realms, each brimming with vibrant cultures and lurking dangers, siblings Emilia and Pasta set out to experience the thrill of an adventure before returning home. Accompanied by their bodyguard, a renowned swordsman, they venture across lands on the brink of war, where ambition and the lust for power threaten to consume everything. And who else can stop this but three quirky adventurers?  As the trio navigate mysterious lands and encounters both allies and adversaries, the swordsman must protect his charges while confronting the shadows of his past. A fun-loving trio, a richly detailed power system, unforgettable characters, and a glass of comedy to wash it all down This novel is a part of my larger series that has yet to be released. 

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Elias Verne, a visionary mathematician, creates the Paradox Engine, a revolutionary machine capable of manipulating probabilities and reshaping reality. Alongside Layla Reed, a brilliant mathematician and his steadfast companion, and Cassian Verne, his mentor and father figure, Elias begins using the Engine to guide events, prevent tragedies, and alter history for the better. However, as the trio ventures further into the uncharted realms of power, Elias’s ambition grows dangerously unchecked. From influencing global markets to manipulating political outcomes, his actions, intended to create order, instead ignite unforeseen chaos. A disastrous election intervention plunges a nation into turmoil, leaving countless lives lost and Elias shattered by guilt. As Cassian and Layla wrestle with their own moral dilemmas, Cassian uncovers a chilling conspiracy linked to mysterious owl tattoos found on individuals connected to the chaos. Meanwhile, an enigmatic anomaly in the Engine’s data suggests a force beyond their comprehension, countering their every move. Season 1 concludes with Elias confronting the psychological weight of his actions, guided by Layla’s love and unwavering support. When Cassian reveals the conspiracy, the team resolves to fight back and restore balance to the universe.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

A renowned mystery novelist, a seasoned detective, and an obsessive fan are drawn together by a chilling series of murders that eerily mirror the events of the author’s latest unpublished book. As the killings unfold with disturbing accuracy, the trio must navigate a web of deception, hidden motives, and buried secrets. The author, plagued by a traumatic past, finds herself at the center of a deadly game where fiction bleeds into reality. The detective, struggling with her tarnished reputation, must reconcile her skepticism of the author with the growing evidence that ties her to the crimes. The fan, whose obsession with the author borders on madness, holds crucial clues—but their loyalty is uncertain. As the murders escalate, the lines between friend and foe blur, and the truth becomes more elusive. With time running out and trust shattered, the trio is forced into a dangerous race against the clock. In the end, only one question remains: who is the real mastermind behind the chaos— and who will survive to tell the tale?

Zed Ashgrey, Lotus La Rue, and Khalil Lobachevsky are inseparable a trio born into wealth, privilege, and influence. But their perfect world takes a bruising when a group of teens from a local public school exploits their drunken vulnerability, prying into their lives, and secrets. Humiliated and burning with pride, the trio devises a plan to assert their dominance: they'll showcase their extravagant lifestyle, dragging the teens into a world of luxury few could dream of. The plan works at first. The awe-struck less fortunate teens marvel at the sprawling mansion, the expensive collections, and the untouchable lives of the elite trio.  Laughter and smug satisfaction fill the air but beneath the surface cracks in their perception of wealth begin to form. But what begins as a game of superiority takes an unexpected turn when the trio accepts an invitation to a humble fiesta. The Crew is a gripping exploration of privilege, humility, and the realization that true wealth transcends the tangible. Wanna meet them?

"you guys shouldn't put yourself in risk, just for me" Vanessa said while looking at all of them with concerned eyes, "no I won't allow that", no she's can't let her new and only friends to get hurt cause of her. "what are you saying?" Victorie almost yelled, "you are our friends, understand this and we won't let you go through this alone nessa" "yes nessa Vic is right, we are friends after all, remember that" Oliver said with smile to which Vanessa nodded and smile back in return, she really got friends, that Will be with her forever. "Will stick together, so you have to bear us" brian said that made everyone Chuck on it. "wowo look like we are golden trio- Victorie almost said but then realized "we can't be golden TRIO, we are 6" Victorie Puff. "but I think we can be THE SIX GRYFFINDOR'S " ................................................................. welcome to my first ever fanfiction Harry Potter and the SIX GRYFFINDOR'S, where six young Gryffindor start they're journey with adventure, love and friendship. FOR knowing more stick with them in there journey.

A magical hair pin. A hidden identity. A forbidden power… Xiao Ming grows up believing she is the second son of Master and Madam Gu of the prestigious Haoran Sect. But when time reveals her true identity, her world shatters. Devastated, she flees the sect with two unlikely misfits: Qian De, a brilliant but lazy survivor of the fallen Sky Sect, and Ah Bao, the resilient and overweight heir of the Horse Clan. Determined to prove their worth beyond Haoran, the trio venture boldly into the jianghu. But their adventure takes a serious turn when they unwittingly draw the attention of the rising Demon Sect, long in search of the forbidden power within Xiao Ming. Their escape does not go unnoticed by Master Gu, who sends Haoran’s top disciple, Li Kai—her nemesis and tormentor, who made her days at Haoran Sect a living nightmare—to track them down and bring them back at any cost. But as Xiao Ming unlocks the secrets of her hidden identity, even Haoran’s top student, Li Kai—with his striking features and icy cold demeanor—struggles to capture the elusive trio. Frustrated, Master Gu dispatches another prodigy to assist him— Gu Jianyu, Xiao Ming’s effortlessly handsome adoptive brother—the man she’s secretly loved all her life. Yet Jianyu no longer remembers the sibling he left behind—the younger brother he once cherished—now revealed as the beautiful woman who awakens long-buried, forbidden feelings. Jianyu’s arrival threatens to reveal Xiao Ming’s hidden powers and sparks jealousy for Li Kai, who wrestles with unexpected feelings for the girl he once mocked as a spoiled, awkward looking boy. As emotions flare and loyalties are tested, Xiao Ming must confront her tangled past and forge a path toward her destiny. Join Xiao Ming and her companions on a breathtaking adventure of honor, love, sacrifice, and triumph as they confront their destinies and strive to become the greatest disciples of Haoran Sect.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

In a world torn apart by magic, war, and ancient history, the lives of three unlikely heroes intertwine in ways they never imagined. Celia, a girl haunted by her resemblance to the Queen of Curses, longs for a place to belong. Despite the hatred she faces, her unyielding compassion drives her to protect the innocent, even at great personal risk. Kaiser, heir to the Asura Kingdom’s throne, has turned his back on his royal lineage. Cunning and emotionally guarded, he hides a heart scarred by betrayal and loss. As the shadow of a cruel cult looms larger, Kaiser's thirst for revenge threatens to consume him. Lucas Reinhardt, the God's chosen sorcerer with a haunted past, is a beacon of humor and courage to his friends. But beneath his carefree demeanor lies a soul deeply wounded by loss, making him fight harder to shield those he holds dear. As their paths converge, the trio must navigate a world of broken kingdoms, unspoken truths, and a rising darkness. With demons lurking in the shadows and a cult bent on destruction, their choices will shape not only their fates but the future of their world. The Last Step is a tale of resilience, revenge, and the fragile bonds of friendship forged in the face of despair. In a land where magic can both destroy and heal, can these three stand against the tide—or will their pasts drag them into the abyss?

Plot Summary: In a world where the supernatural coexists with the modern, 16-year-old Simon discovers his hidden power as a necromancer and forms an unlikely alliance with the popular ice mage, Lily, and his athletic best friend, Alex. As a trio, they navigate the perils of high school while secretly preparing to tackle the new dungeons that have emerged in their town. Together, they must conquer their fears and unlock new abilities to protect their world from the dark forces within the dungeons while balancing their newfound responsibilities as hunters and their personal lives

Astraeus and Amoret, twins born into a world without a father, but never asking, with weak bodies, but strong minds. Due to their weak bodies but strong minds, Astraeus, grows protective of his family in the face of his own weakness, while seeking control, Amoret on the other hand begins to dislike weakness, while growing fond of nature itself, but disproving of its flaws in her eyes. But what both of them don't know is that their weakness they dislike is just the price they and their mum paid for a great achievement of reintroduction. And the weakness they dislike to be the foundation in the future to become the only trio of Orisankonminidae primordia's in existence, a feat not possible in the infinite universe without almost impossible requirements. A very young new race of beings that grow stronger by maturing.

Notes: I plan to publish this novel on RoyalRoad.com. You can also check my profile there. Link: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/598628/fictions Rhyme and Holy Night have been rivals since they were kids, competing in everything from academics to sports. But when Moryn, their childhood friend since kindergarten, becomes the object of their affection, their rivalry takes a complicated turn. Holy Night is a homosexual woman, adding another layer of complexity to the love triangle. Moryn, unsure of how to handle the situation, finds herself torn between two people she cares deeply about. Despite Holy Night's efforts to surpass Rhyme and win Moryn's heart, Rhyme always seems to come out on top. As tensions rise and emotions run high, the trio faces the challenge of understanding and resolving their complex feelings in order to find a way forward.

3 children that grew up together in a military school established for specialized defense who are as close as siblings survives a tragedy on their graduation day into service, with the help of a mentor that taught them right from wrong, they escaped to find new purpose, struggle, friendship and growth while working for a man hated by every nation.

Olivia Grayson has always had a knack for finding stories others shy away from. Her latest investigation into a string of mysterious deaths in New York leads her into the hidden underworld of vampires. The victims are drained of blood, and no one seems willing to discuss the details—except for Olivia, whose stubborn nature drives her to dig deeper. When she crosses paths with Dante, Nikolai, and Lila, a trio of powerful vampires who have been secretly pulling the strings in the city’s supernatural circles, she realizes she’s stumbled into something far bigger than a simple crime story. The vampires, fascinated by her boldness and determination, seduce her into their world, where love, danger, and immortality blur into one.

In the dark side of A'en Esari, a world tidally locked to its sun, treachery is the coin of the realm. After the withering wars, the emperor undying has proclaimed his dominions, the one true empire, and rules in Khandor alongside his ephors. Yvain the younger, landless knight of the realm, awakens after a long slumber to discover that his spawn is dead. Consumed by regret, he sets off in vengeance. When he and Dyani meet in a ball at Ona Serin and submit to a night of pleasure, they soon uncover that the other is tied to the secrets they are after. Sired and raised in the Mortal Pavilion, Dyani serves as scholar and scribe, and spends her days cataloging the events that others will come to call history. Chancing upon a blood vial hidden in a rare book, she becomes privy to a secret that will not only make her an enemy of the realm but will have the most powerful vampires baying for her blood. Esvele Solarin, third princess of the Solarin kingdom of the light realm, is sent to the other side of the continent in place of her sister as a tribute to the emperor. Unsure of her purpose and trying to make a home among bloodsucking strangers, she finds a friend in Isran, a vampire whose charismatic guise blinds her to the evil underneath. As she falls deeper into his web, she realizes that there are worse things than vampires in the dark realm. In a world rife with conspiracies, terrors, and vampires that will exceed any limit to keep their power. The fate of Lunar dominions will rest on the decisions of the trio, to either stand against the powers that be or collapse under the weight of their desires.

In the unforgiving pulse of New York City's underworld, Rio—a private investigator whose intuition is as sharp as a scalpel—finds himself staring into the depths of a case that refuses to stay simple. The request was ordinary enough: locate a missing person. But nothing about New York's shadows is ever what it seems. With William, his charming, flirtatious marksman friend who thrives on chaos, and Ethan, the pragmatic negotiator who keeps the team grounded, Rio peels back layers of lies and deceit that point to a single source: a corrupt billionaire with secrets worth killing for. As the trio digs deeper, Rio's perfectionism sharpens his instincts to a razor edge, but it also isolates him. William's easy charm begins to blur into recklessness, and Ethan’s steady calm is tested by secrets that neither friend saw coming. The deeper they go, the more the lines between hunter and hunted dissolve. When the case twists unexpectedly, trust is no longer a luxury. A single misstep could be fatal, and their unity begins to crack under the weight of buried truths. For Rio, William, and Ethan, the question isn’t just whether they’ll solve the case but whether they’ll survive it—and each other. In a city that never sleeps, every move matters, every shadow hides danger, and every truth comes with a cost. How far are they willing to go to uncover the truth, and how much of themselves are they ready to lose in the process?

Many have seen, or, thought they have seen one person save the world. Some have also have thought they could do it too, if they had assistance from a good system and good allys of course. Why not put this to the test? Perhaps, take one of these people, and two other unsuspecting vic- *cough* fortunate opportunist who totally knew what they signed up for, and make them a team. A group MUST, be attuned to each other because each have their different roles. "The head, body, and limbs?... Surely you aren't thinking literally?!" "Dont worry this is temporary, now hurry up and send them off!" "Sir! Can you reconsider atleast giving some form assistance?!" "System! There it's done now." Then off they went to save the world, I sure hope they can....

A group of wolves, a gathering of witches, a trio of bears. An engaging narrative... Alpha Yona is struggling with his emotions towards Chhaya. He is hesitant to pursue a romantic connection with someone who is not his destined wolf partner. Despite his reservations, does he harbor romantic feelings for her? Cedric, Colton, and Connor are formidable bears with a significant issue involving the wolf pack. Both groups are attempting to eliminate the demons and are feeling irritated by the competition. Cedric is infatuated with Saturn, the leader of the coven, who is fixated on Alpha Yona. Can Saturn maintain focus to lead the witches effectively? Will Alpha Yona be able to navigate this complicated love triangle while maintaining order?

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

After graduating high school, Sunny begins to find her footing as the promise of spring breathes new life into the world. During a peaceful walk in the park, she reflects on her time with Zane, their brief but impactful collaboration, and the mark he left on her and the group. As she sketches beneath a tree, memories of his bold energy and creative spirit come flooding back, reminding her of the unique connection they shared. Through her art, Sunny finds a way to honor his influence, embracing the inspiration he gave her and carrying it forward into her own journey.

In a fractured world teetering on the brink of annihilation, remnants of a once-powerful crown—the Diadem of Eternity—lie scattered, each piece holding unimaginable power. These fragments, relics of a forgotten age, are both a beacon of hope and a harbinger of destruction. Whoever reunites them will wield the power to reshape reality—or shatter it beyond repair. Eren, a fiery young swordsman haunted by the ghosts of his past, embarks on a perilous journey to collect the fragments before they fall into the hands of Malrik, a ruthless warlord bent on absolute dominion. Accompanied by Liora, a skilled archer with a secret burden, and Kael, a stalwart warrior whose loyalty is unshakable, Eren faces trials that test not only their strength but their very humanity. As the trio uncovers ancient temples, battles monstrous foes, and confronts their inner demons, they begin to unravel the dark truth of the Diadem’s origins. The fragments whisper to Eren, tempting him with power even as they exact a toll on his soul. Each step forward draws them closer to Malrik, whose shadow looms larger with every passing day, and to the ultimate question: can the Diadem be used to save their world—or will it destroy them all?

Lock city, a city located in Advran beaming with the occasional splashes of blood in homes for decades and the culprits never found. Bonnie, Luis and Leah, an unlikely trio have noticed the crimes have a certain pattern, leading them to the belief that the culprits have a connection. A sinister play is at hand and they don't know how long it will be, for the entire country to fully be drenched in blood of its own people. Bonnie and Luis have to work through this while navigating feelings and secrets that have been kept under wrap for years, maybe this is a chance for the pair to finally open up.

The twin who's forsaken by the world, and a man who lost everything s it fate that these three met? and even more weird they're ability complement each other one possessed a body, another can read the future and the last can see the present. when they leap to the past they essentially can control the past they're in! come and read they're journey as the three discover they're purpose on the world that forsaken them!

It was raining outside. I could barely see the figure in front of me. I knew that the figure was a man. Tall, arms at his side not scared at the fact that I was pointing a gun at him. But then again you could never see anything in Errlings Bay. It was always rainy and gloomy here. But the recent death made it even more gloomier. After the death of her father Esmes moves back to her mothers hometown Erllings bay in Portland. Where it never ceases to rain and the sky is never clear. “Perfect for a serial killer”. Esme jokingly says. Not realizing there is an actual serial killer lurking about. She after a long first day at school and an awful interaction with a classmate that leaves her locked in a closet until nightfall. Leads to her encounter with the serial killer. A man dressed in all black in the dark and heavy rain holding what seemed to be an axe and Esme with a gun and by gun she means a toy. She ends up in the hospital with a black eye and a broken leg and a Nolan Whitlock with the same outfit on as the serial killer. There is a serial killer in Errlings Bay just not the man Esme met in the rain. Turns out Nolan Whitlock wasn’t the only person there. Along with his best friend Axel Weston, his best friend and partner in crime who are tracking down the serial killer. With the funds running out for their club and serial killer growing more and more confident. Nolan and Axel ask for Esmes help who’s skilled in biology and taking photos of things. Together the trio find themselves in mystery and horror. Some mysteries from unsolved cases and some horror from local people. After twist after twist. Some of the cases ending in the trio getting injured. They all weigh whether or not they wish to continue. The more they solve the more they're in danger. Will the trio solve the case of the errling bay serial killer or will they die trying.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ