Savage Humor Sarcasm Quotes

Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

Take the journey with the beast thru the hardships of a world at war.

Join the journey of Rapt, a reincarnated Raptor and the last dinosaur born on earth, as he battles other beast, Furyan, and more in a bid to survive. Endowed with the power of Lightning by the beast god, Bados, and chosen as one of his many Blessed ones. He’s dropped on the planet Ambu alone with basic knowledge of how the beasts of the planet live. With the pursuit of knowledge and power he needs, he must fight for his title, his territory, his tribe, and most importantly his life. ——————————————————————————— I live for my tribe I die for my tribe As to my tribe does for me To our enemies, we seek to destroy To our allies, we aim to help We are those who have stood firm in the storm Purified by the Lightning We have become one -Rapt ———————————————————————————

In the vampire-ruled kingdom of Mildelar, the Blood Games stand as the ultimate form of entertainment—savage battles between familiars, humans bound to their vampire masters through blood pacts. Far more than mere spectacles, these brutal fights determine the prestige of noble families, shaping their power and influence across the realm. Lyon, a young human saved from death by a blood pact with the alluring Arya Valakys—one of the king’s daughters—is unwillingly thrust into this cruel world. Bound to his mistress, he is forced into relentless battles to elevate her standing.

Delhi University was supposed to be about grades, career plans, and survival. Instead, it turned into a whirlwind of unexpected friendships, rivalry-fueled chaos, and emotions no one saw coming. For Shumaila, ambition was everything-until a disastrous first encounter with Hamza set off a chain reaction of sarcasm, competition, and an undeniable spark. The more they clashed, the harder it became to ignore the tension brewing between them. "You're mine, Shumaila," he whispered. "You know it. I know it." Her fingers curled into fists, her body frozen in place.

He's back. His life has been dedicated to world peace after the Earth was savagely attacked by mutant creatures created by the scientists of his time. Living only to fight, Blue never realized he had a daughter whose life was in danger. His abused wife makes him determined to save her. Is it true that Orla Aurora, the woman with whom he spent a passionate night, is the woman he once loved? And Carla, the little girl. Is she really his biological daughter who needs his help?

*Savage Reign* In the realm of Savage Reign, Indumati, the enigmatic Rajasthani Queen, weaves a complex tapestry of power, loyalty, and deception. *Explore the Many Faces of Indumati* - *The Cruelty Arc*: Witness Indumati's vulnerable side as she faces the harsh realities of her kingdom and the cruel intentions of those around her. - *The Plan Arc*: Uncover Indumati's mastermind persona as she orchestrates a intricate web of strategies and alliances to secure her throne and protect her kingdom. *Which side of Indumati will you discover first?* This overview provides a glimpse into the different facets of Indumati's character and the distinct story arcs, inviting readers to dive into the world of Savage Reign. --------------------------------------------------------- Note: Mongols never invaded India and this story is fictional!

She's the wild card in the wolves' century-old prophecy. A Savage Alpha imprisons her in his manor, her neck marked by burning kisses, while his rival's heir weaves a gentle trap of obsession. Bloodied moonlight ignifies the pack's primal howls, silver scars pulsing hot beneath her skin— When love becomes the hunt, what price will break the curse?

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

In a world of Mana Awakened powerhouses, Damian Bloodbane awakened into the Legendary, never-seen-before and utterly shameful E-Rank. E-rank. Before Damian Bloodbane, D-rank was the lowest Grade among all of the Mana Awakened in the entire world. After Damian Bloodbane, the world had its first and only E-rank Mana Awakened. It was worse than being Unawakened. The scorn, the ridicule, the mockery, the sarcasm and the utter humiliation he had to go through nearly drove him mad. Until one day… [Death Energy Detected… Absorbed] [Necromancer King System Activated] [Welcome, Damian Bloodbane, Sovereign of Death] [You may select your class] [Available Classes:] [Death Necromancer] [Death Knight] [Death Assassin] Witness the rise of Damian Bloodbane from the Legendary E-Rank Trash to be the World-Strongest King of Necromancers! Or… will he?

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

~No NTR/Yuri/Excessive Gore~ You've seen tons of stories about humans going to other fantasy worlds to journey through hardships and tribulations. Using whatever system, skills, tools, or whatever else to achieve greatness or infamy. There are even piles of stories of angels, demons (succubi), goblins, skeletons, and even a necromancer or two. But have you ever heard of the Beastworld? A world entirely filled with beastkin of all different shapes, sizes, and genus from the most common ratkin to fantastical ones like the Moontide Phoenixkin. Beastkin aren't the only inhabitants of this world, however. Ferocious and deadly Savage Beasts do not have the more humanoid body or intelligence that the beastkin have. But instead are terribly strong of body and still control an immense amount of the savage lands. Journey alongside a young beastkin who from the moment of his imminent death, journeys this world as one of the few, if not the only weapon cultivator in the beastworld.

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

" I will follow you to the end of world, till the end of time.. This is our eternal destiny... " ***** Liam Jin.. Genius of the century.. The uncrowned queen of the business world.. Unparalleled beauty.. Wealth , status , fame.. Just name it.. What did she ever lack.. NOTHING!!!! But.... It's said that no one is flawless.. Liam also had a fatal flaw .. She is emotionally unavailable. She losses her interest in every thing .. How much she wanted to escape from this pathetic and boring world . On one fateful day she got her wish.. She transmigrated into a magical world.. Liam looked at her unfamiliar face then at the pink and orange glow in her hands. She smirked.. ******** Was her transmigration to this world only a coincidence ..or was there a huge secret. what will happen when all the graves are dug up all no stone is left unturned . Will this secret give her a lifeline or be a reason for her dismiss. ******** A certain angel Prince was given a task to fullfill before ascending the throne but what will happen when he brings a cute, little two faced wife on his way back . The entire heavenly kingdom was dumbfounded as they saw their thousand year old glacier of a prince kissing , hugging and raising his wife high.. Well ,dog food is injurious to health..

Divya wakes up in a cliché cultivation novel—only she’s not the badass heroine. Nope, she’s Xiaopang, the doomed side character meant to die for plot development. With zero cultivation skills, a killer headache, and a demon leopard on her heels, Divya’s got one goal: survive. Who needs divine talent when you’ve got sarcasm, sheer stubbornness, and a deep grudge against translated novels? Time to rewrite fate—because dying to make someone else look good? Yeah, not happening.

[Congratulations!! You are now a Level 1 Illusionist.] Eric Grey has always been at the bottom of the food chain. As the weakest member of his clan, he’s endured years of ridicule, bullying, and being treated like a nobody. With no special abilities, no powerful guardians, and no clue about his missing parents, Eric’s life has been a constant struggle. The only thing he has to his name is a rusty, seemingly useless locket left behind by his family—a locket he’s never been able to figure out. But everything changes when a near-death experience triggers the locket’s hidden power. Suddenly, Eric is thrust into a world of illusions, tricks, and secrets he never knew existed. The locket awakens his latent ability as an Illusionist, a rare and mysterious class that bends reality itself. However, becoming an Illusionist comes with a catch: the path to mastery is filled with danger, deception, and enemies who will stop at nothing to see him fail. Now, armed with nothing but his wits, a handful of beginner-level illusions, and the cryptic clues hidden within the locket, Eric must navigate a treacherous world of power-hungry clans, ancient secrets, and deadly trials. From the shadows, he’ll rise, using his illusions to outsmart, outmaneuver, and outplay everyone who ever doubted him. But as Eric climbs higher, he begins to uncover the truth about his parents’ disappearance—and the dark forces that have been watching him all along. Will he master the art of illusions and claim his place at the top? Or will he become just another pawn in a game far bigger than he ever imagined? "In a world where power is everything, the greatest trick is surviving long enough to master it."

When y/n transferred schools then life decided to take a unexpectable turn. Y/n meets Stray kids and the things are getting very tense.

A newly birthed child is akin to a pure white sheet. And if someone had to badmouth about their behavior, it should be towards the parents because after birth it is up to the parents to navigate their children on the road of life. They paint their child with their ideology , thought's , emotion and sometimes dream. So how a child grows up depends on the environment and their parents. ••••••• Quotes: “One must prepare themselves to be embarrassed if they want to embarrass someone.” “One must deceive themselves to deceive others.” “Everyone wears a mask to hide themselves from the world.” •••••• Submitting this for the webnovel spirity awards 2024. Please support me. Thank you. [Warning. Mature content. sensitive content.] [This is fiction so don't take it seriously and just enjoy.]

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

Michael Tanner, a 23-year-old underachiever living with his parents, stumbles into a mysterious job interview that reveals a shocking truth: his body harbors a rare, ancient gene with the potential to change the world. Faced with an ultimatum and an irresistible financial offer, Michael must decide whether to embrace his newfound destiny or remain the slacker he's always been. The choice is his, but the consequences could be far-reaching

Alex Miller has a problem: he's become the background character in his own unfinished novel. Worse, it's a dark fantasy where the bad guys are winning. Now, as Caspian Grey, the most unremarkable, insignificant nobody character, Alex faces a choice: accept his doom as weak cannon fodder or rewrite the rules of the game. With nothing but his author's knowledge and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Caspian sets out to survive. But in a world where magic and monsters are real, even the best-laid plans can go hilariously awry. ------ This is an ongoing work. Names of abilities, characters, etcetera, are subject to change. I've also adapted the quality to be consistent with the amount of chapter releases per week. So, if there are any inconsistencies, holes, or something you notice that's off let me know!

A humorous world full of hatred , trails, questionable love, desires and a little touch of romance are all found in ocean's world ...what would you do if you find out your entire family is all about lies and manipulation , hatred and questionable love , disappointment and scary secrets. Hope on this journey and explore this unrealistic world in "hey chill out its just me".

A young boy named Mars watches his entire family be slaughtered by those savages. However within his grief stricken rage a mysterious voice finds him and helps him get his revenge through the harvesting of souls. And so the boy named Mars sets out on a journey to have his revenge and then some. He will grow strong and he will make the wild west and everything beyond his so that he can live in peace, or will he?

Morik has always been a bit bored. He lived quite the mundane life with average grades, average friends, average experiences... Honestly, his life has been one big ball of averageness. Until he gets hit by a Truck that is. (Damn you Truck-kun!!) He then wakes up possessing a child's body, inside the world of a game he's played before...the only problem is he never bothered to finish it. Now he has to traverse the world, looking for a way back home...or maybe not, after all, he quite enjoys the feeling of adrenaline pumping through his body as he cleaves his way across a battlefield, crushing all those who face him...

I Used to be a Martial artist and… I thought I had died. But when I woke up, I was in a forest overrun with monsters—in a world they call "Earth." And just when I thought I had finally escaped that damned forest… "What’s he saying…?" Huh? What language is that? “But… why is he dressed like that?” Who are these people in such odd clothing? "Could he be… a Savage?" Damn it! I’m not some Savage!

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amend. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose.

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

The Daodacagon Realm follows Lazarus Everlife heir to traitorous remnant clan that was once powerful, in a realm where everyone was born with a core which tether them to one or more of the 12 elements and Laws of the Realm, having almost been put to death, his mother sacrificed her life to get him back to her home Planet on Everlife where she died and he’s been training to one day get a core in a savage trapped clan.