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Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

There is a moon that shines above me, it always give me hope and peace, what ever challenges I face in life. “Our life is a constant journey, from birth to death. The landscape changes, the people change, our needs change, but the train keeps moving. Life is the train, not the station. And what you’re doing now isn’t traveling, it’s just changing countries, which is completely different” Paulo Coelho quotes

After the great calamity known as the Collapse turned the world into a desolate wasteland, humanity became a savage and barbaric race that focused only on the survival of the fittest. The once-great innovators who created many advanced technologies now become less than the tribal communities, nomadic scavengers, or ruthless raiders and slavers. Pre-Collapse technologies became taboo, and those who understood the Old Ones, collectively known as the Knowers, became outcasts. This is the story of two girls, the scavenger Snow and the Knower Rain, who seek the mythical place known as the Archive and set off across a brutal and unforgiving world, facing many perils and adventuring through the once-civilized land.

A young journalist, drawn to the eerie town of Raven's Peak to investigate a string of bizarre occurrences, stumbles upon a terrifying encounter with a mysterious wolf. This encounter leaves an indelible mark, awakening a primal transformation within him. As the full moon looms, the journalist grapples with the monstrous changes erupting within, blurring the lines between man and beast. Desperate to maintain his humanity, he must confront the growing power of the wolf within. Thrust into a hidden world of ancient werewolves, he navigates treacherous alliances and deadly rivalries, all while struggling to control his newfound abilities before succumbing to the savage instincts unleashed within.

Divya wakes up in a cliché cultivation novel—only she’s not the badass heroine. Nope, she’s Xiaopang, the doomed side character meant to die for plot development. With zero cultivation skills, a killer headache, and a demon leopard on her heels, Divya’s got one goal: survive. Who needs divine talent when you’ve got sarcasm, sheer stubbornness, and a deep grudge against translated novels? Time to rewrite fate—because dying to make someone else look good? Yeah, not happening.

Omniscient Survival: Reborn in the Savage Realm Description: Katsuro Tanaka was a man of unparalleled discipline and brilliance. At 18, he joined the army, rising through the ranks to become a colonel during one of the deadliest wars in history. After retiring at 47, he pursued his passion for technology, founding "NeoEdge Innovations", a company that revolutionized global advancements and cemented him as one of the richest and most influential men in the world. Even at 67, his sharp mind and strong body were a testament to his unwavering discipline and military training. But his life takes an unexpected turn one quiet evening. While scrolling through his tablet, a strange voice echoes in his mind: “Transferring complete.” He awakens, not as himself, but in the body of a 15-year-old boy with striking blue hair and piercing blue eyes. Disoriented, he finds himself standing in the middle of a dense forest, surrounded by eerie howls and shadows that seem to move. Behind him stands a small, worn cabin with the sign "Global Trade Nexus." Confusion turns to revelation as he discovers a mysterious device on his wrist. A flood of information invades his mind: more than 100 million people from Earth have been transported to this perilous world, each trapped in a young, unfamiliar body. Their mission? Survive. As night falls, the forest transforms into a death trap. Creatures beyond imagination roam the woods, hunting anything in their path. Just as despair begins to creep in, Katsuro awakens the "Omniscient Survival System"—a powerful tool that grants him access to a wealth of knowledge, crafting techniques, combat skills, and strategic insights. With his decades of experience as a soldier and CEO now merged with the strength and potential of his new young body, Katsuro must quickly adapt to this brutal world. The forest hides secrets beyond comprehension, and survival is only the first step. With every passing night, the creatures grow stronger, and the challenges more insurmountable. But Katsuro isn’t just another survivor—he’s a man forged in the fires of war and ambition, and he refuses to lose. In this savage new reality, only the cunning and the strong can hope to prevail. Katsuro Tanaka’s journey is far from over—it has only just begun. Note: English is not my first Language so I hope no one will judge. First time making original The one on the cover is the MC. I use reference on the photo of the MC. Tags: Harem, Survival, System, Battles, Wars, Monster Hunting, Reincarnation, Strategy, Overpowered Protagonist, Leadership, World-Building Note: Expect intense survival challenges, strategic battles, system-driven growth, and a developing harem subplot as the protagonist navigates alliances and relationships in a world where survival comes at a cost.

A nervous young man, disguised as a girl, moves into a women-only apartment, only to discover it’s secretly a haven for futanari. Navigating bizarre conditions, hidden identities, and unexpected relationships, he embarks on a journey of acceptance, humor, and self-discovery.

~No NTR/Yuri/Excessive Gore~ You've seen tons of stories about humans going to other fantasy worlds to journey through hardships and tribulations. Using whatever system, skills, tools, or whatever else to achieve greatness or infamy. There are even piles of stories of angels, demons (succubi), goblins, skeletons, and even a necromancer or two. But have you ever heard of the Beastworld? A world entirely filled with beastkin of all different shapes, sizes, and genus from the most common ratkin to fantastical ones like the Moontide Phoenixkin. Beastkin aren't the only inhabitants of this world, however. Ferocious and deadly Savage Beasts do not have the more humanoid body or intelligence that the beastkin have. But instead are terribly strong of body and still control an immense amount of the savage lands. Journey alongside a young beastkin who from the moment of his imminent death, journeys this world as one of the few, if not the only weapon cultivator in the beastworld.

Embark on a riveting journey with Devo Duck, an anthropomorphic waterfowl with a mysterious past, as he navigates the complexities of life in a small town called Dullsville. From his unexpected transformation from a human to a duck to his humorous encounters with the locals, Devo Duck's tale is a blend of science fiction, humor, and intrigue that will leave you hooked from the very first quack. Join Devo Duck as he grapples with his newfound identity, unravels the secrets of his alien origins, and discovers the true meaning of family and in friendship this charming and whimsical story that will delight readers of all ages. Welcome to the world of Devo Duck, where the extraordinary meets the ordinary in the most unexpected ways. Explore the wonders of the universe through the eyes of a duck like never before.

Awoken in a world with no memories, where everyone has an interface, Zayde must do his best in a place where might is right.

The vampire Lord. The cold, Animalistic savaged lord everyone adores but is extremely afraid of. He rules three clans. The vampires, the wolves and Humans_ the hated ones amongst the three species. Tales had it for centuries and generations that he abore deep roothe hatred for the weaker versions of human. Not only is he wairy of them, there's one particular woman he will always seat around, waiting for her to be born, yet again!

Thrown into a world where he barely understands the rules, Babloo and his classmates must navigate strange lands, quirky inhabitants, and a dragon mentor who’s as clueless as it is powerful. With his trademark wit and knack for finding himself in bizarre situations, Babloo discovers that surviving in this fantasy realm is no less chaotic than his life back home. Will Babloo rise as a hero, or will he simply remain... Babloo? Find out in this hilarious, action-packed tale of magic, mishaps, and unexpected friendships—crafted with a touch of desi humor

In a world overrun by Netherspawn—savage, corrupt creatures—humanity survives in seven fortified cities. Kael Vorn, a ruthless slum orphan, is conscripted into a brutal academy to fight the horde. During his graduation hunt, he awakens a terrifying power: the ability to control pure darkness, a void that devours all. Marked as both savior and threat.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

An elite mercenary takes on a peculiar corporate mission. In a high-tech stateless walled privately run polis where discrimination and authoritarianism meets.. freedom? High-stakes action meets sardonic humor in a gripping cyberpunk thriller.

She's loud, rude and annoying. He's rich, quiet, reserved and rides a bicycle. She's a murderer. He's a lawyer. ~~~ DeSean Savage is one of the best lawyers in the country and the best lawyer in his firm. He's always quiet and reserved but speaks when need be. He's also rich but rides a bicycle which may people find weird but they don't know the reason behind it. Mercedes Lexington is a jovial unemployed girl who just graduated college. She's loud, rude and annoying and lives with her best friend who is the daughter of one of the richest men in the country. She gets involved in a murder which changes her whole life. What happens when they meet? Read to find out.

Fate brought them together. Savage instincts might tear them apart. In a world ruled by power and primal bonds, he is a ruthless Alpha, feared by all but tethered to none—until her. She is the spirited outsider who never expected to be thrust into a dangerous pack, let alone claimed by its most feared leader. As passion ignites and secrets unravel, their connection will test the limits of loyalty, love, and survival. Can they overcome the forces threatening.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

This is the story following different point of view for many Characters through out history before the reality Shamble cause by 'Him'. Prequel to the Final Book --- Events in this books are unrelated to the real world besides quotes.

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

WSA 2022 entry. Under Renovation. All chapters to be rewritten. Join Zyra on her epic journey to outwit savage monsters. Warning : Mature content, small amount of genre-typical violence leading up to a miscarriage. Disclaimer: The cover is not mine. The art is rightfully owned by their respective artists. However, if the artist wants to communicate to take it down, please DM me on discord or instagram. Thank you!

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

LIN XIAOLU QUOTES## Why can't you love me for who i am—-If I say I love you more than anything and that i fell in love with you the first time we met or rather i have been in love with you ever since would you still consider my feelings—- #LU CHEN'S QUOTES; I can't love someone who has already been tainted at a young age… I'm sorry.. Find out what happens i. This exciting book of love, betrayal, heartbreak and evil plotting. Will Lin Xiaolu and Lu Chen ever find a happy ending in the future or the one sided love won't be reciprocated.

Cherry Adams' younger brothers are sick. They were adopted by her and she raised them alone. They loved her, respected her, and knew how to serve her. But ten years later, their love had changed. Jasper Lee: “Every time you slap me, I have a sexual response.” Pascal Lee: ”I am willing to serve you together with my brother.” When did this incestuous love begin? She didn't understand, but the only thing that was clear was that they both loved her very much. A sister is a sister after all, and a sister cannot become a wife.

Dorian’s werewolf transformation is no ordinary curse—every full moon, he becomes a beast of unimaginable power, bent on destruction. Struggling to control the savage force within him, he uncovers a dark secret: the curse is not just in his blood, but tied to an ancient, forgotten magic. With every passing moon, his transformation grows stronger, and the line between man and monster blurs. To break free, Dorian must confront his darkest fears and face the shadowy forces determined to see him destroyed. Will he control the beast—or become it?

Alyssa and Jake have been inseparable since childhood, their bond unshakable and their memories countless. But as high school begins, life grows more complicated, and the once simple lines of friendship blur. Between new faces, unexpected challenges, and the weight of unspoken feelings, the cogs of fate begin to turn. Will Alyssa and Jake remain the steadfast friends they’ve always been, or is their story destined to become something more? Dive into a tale of humor, heart, and the rollercoaster ride of growing up—where every moment might just change everything.

It all began from an OH SHIT moment. Retired field agent Era decides to escape her past by running away to an Italian Monastery, basking in the sun and sipping on Gods Blood all day. Until she’s relocated to a backwater covenant in rural Yorkshire, and thrust into a new world. And NOT the one you might expect. This tale drags her through trials, pesky Gods, blood fueds, academies and cults, all begrudgingly i might add, as Era transforms from a reluctant participant interested only in her own survival to the last hope for humanity. This novel is a action packed, fantasy thriller meeting the criminal underworld, all wrapped in a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Evelyn’s chaotic morning leads to a chance encounter at a café with Violet, a quirky girl with lilac hair. After a humorous exchange involving spilled jam and an unzipped bag, Evelyn finds herself unexpectedly drawn to Violet, leaving her day feeling a little less unlucky.

The War of the Realms has begun！ The flames of war are burning throughout the world！ When innocence and freedom are savagely trampled! When the hiss of killing resounded through the clouds! It is the knights who dispel the darkness with their unyielding will! It is magic that illuminates the journey with the light of hope! In this world of the weak and the strong, only the victor can write history!