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At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

“The greatest villain in the world? That’s me?!” Kade, a struggling actor, wakes up in a strange fantasy land where everyone thinks he is Kaedus, a feared Dark Lord destined to rule or be defeated by the heroes. With no idea how to use magic or fight, Kade decides to rely on his acting skills to survive. It seems easy enough, until his "loyal" minions start scheming, the hero’s party begins closing in, and the prophecy about his downfall might actually be true. Pretending to be a villain was supposed to be simple, but staying alive might cost Kade more than he ever imagined.

A former dungeon boss, once feared across the land, seeks a peaceful life after centuries of managing minions, traps, and treasure. Now living in a remote town disguised as an ordinary human, he dedicates himself to raising his adopted human daughter, Lila. However, her adventurous spirit and determination to become a hero keep pulling him back into the dangerous world he left behind. To protect her, he secretly uses his dungeon-master skills to manipulate their quests and ensure her safety, all while trying to keep his true identity hidden.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

The novel about a girl named Lily a who wants to become free and find the meaning of life She starts find meaning of life at the Ferisz academy ( academy's all students are nobles and high ranking people)then she become Academy student she met a lot of interesting funny friends and live happily but one day girl finds about her mother was a powerful mage and fl wants to know a lot of things about her dead mother in the mission Lily meet a strange people ...

In a world where darkness was always a step further and the light was bleaker, "Grim Dark Online" has become a notorious VRMMORPG, drawing players into its thrilling depths. But when hackers breach the game's firewall, players—including Kenji—find themselves trapped in this virtual reality after an abrupt system shutdown. As chaos unfolds, the World Soul Barrier collapses, unleashing a horde of demon gods and their minions upon the realm. The Cult of Black Snake, the Silent Nightstalkers assassins, and the slaughter of the Immortals threaten their very fabric of existence. With the World Soul and the World Tree corrupted, Kenji must navigate this perilous landscape armed only with his last playthrough’s knowledge as a warrior. Previously, he had conquered the God of Death, a necromancer villain, and earned the title of God of Slaughter. But now, faced with the onset of devastation, he is thrown back to the beginning of this nightmare. Desperate to reclaim his former power as a warrior, Kenji discovers that fate has other plans. Instead, he is bestowed the class of Necromancer—the very embodiment of his past fears. This transformation offers him an unexpected opportunity to rise above his previous limitations. With the unique ability to summon minions that mimic his battle instincts, Kenji possesses greater firepower and tactical versatility than ever before. Now, he must embrace his newfound abilities and confront the demon lords and gods that threaten to consume his world. As a warrior trapped in the body of a necromancer, Kenji’s journey is one of survival, adaptation, and redemption in a realm where darkness reigns. Will he harness the power of his past, or will the very darkness he once fought against consume him?

Hailing from the ruined village of Demigem, Gachuti swore vengeance upon the demon king's minions who had destroyed his home. Embarking on a perilous journey, he sought to become powerful enough to challenge the evil that had befallen him. Along the way, Gachuti forged unlikely alliances with companions who would stand by him through thick and thin.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

In a dimension not too different from ours, five teenagers by the name of Bro, Amelia, Zaire, Porter, and Lily live together on Seal Island. The odd thing about them? None of them are related to each other. This unorthodox family of five go on a series of random adventures in the weird and wacky world of the Seallium Realm, full of cute, cuddly, and indestructible toy seals. Adventures seem to show up in their day to day lives, from traveling around the world and meeting new people to stopping an evil villain, his henchmen, and his ever-growing army of his dimwitted minions from destroying their home.

In the mystical kingdom of Arandor, Princess Elara is called back from exile by a desperate plea from her mother, Queen Amara. The Queen is being slowly poisoned by her trusted advisor, Lord Varian, who seeks to seize control of the throne. As Elara navigates the treacherous path back to the castle, she encounters Kael, a mysterious warrior sent to aid her. Together, they unravel the depths of Varian's treachery and the dark magic he wields. With time running out, Elara and Kael embark on a perilous quest to find the antidote for the poison that threatens the Queen's life. Along the way, they face mythical creatures, treacherous landscapes, and Varian's relentless minions. The closer they get to the antidote, the more they uncover about the true nature of the curse that plagues the kingdom. Their journey leads them to the heart of the enchanted forest, where Elara must confront Varian and the dark forces he has summoned. With courage, determination, and the strength of her love for her family and kingdom, Elara faces the ultimate test to restore peace to Arandor. But as secrets are revealed and battles fought, the fate of the kingdom hangs in the balance.

This story tells about the life of a child. This work tells about sometimes sad and sometimes funny colors of life. A boy named Attu lived in one of the villages near the border. One day a demon attacks the village where he lives. As a result, Attu loses his beloved mother who lives with him. As if he lacked so many things, the villagers drove him out of the village. thus begins the new life of our protagonist

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

A bright and talented vampire hunter for her age, Kimberly Westwood is the best hunter of her generation and the future heir to the family's business. The favorite child of the family, idolized by hunters, and trusted by the association: Kimberly is a lucky young woman with a bright and promising future. So when her luck, and talent, lands her the biggest assignment of a lifetime, Kimberly Westwood easily takes to it. To kill the Vampire Queen. Tasked with the best team and resources, the assignment should've been no problem for the association's prodigy. Until she's running away with said Vampire Queen Yeong-Ja Miltone, throwing her entire future and status as a hunter away. Now Kimberly has to deal with the association sending hunters after her, her own family hunting her down, Yeong-Ja's husband sending his minions after them, and oh, an evil plan that could destroy all of humanity as they know. But hey, at least she's not alone as she tries to get away from everything and everyone. That's something, right?

The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

"Daiki, a laid-back, funny high school student with a secret, lives life with a smile. His world is turned upside down when he meets Yui, a girl who enters his life through a random meeting, and an unlikely friendship. As their bond deepens, Daiki must navigate the line between the carefree persona he shows the world and the past that haunts him. Between laughter and silence, can Daiki find a way to open up, or will his unspoken fears tear everything apart?"

The journey of Mr Luka Fabio, a detective under Era organization,discovering the story behind the murder of his brother Escarbo just began, as his commander assigned him a task in Detroit to find out the plans of the minions of his brother's killer. On the other hand Myra Cairo is a prosecutor and advocate of crime and homicide investigations and was suddenly partnered with an old friend and hades himself Mr Luka after getting caught up in her sister's crime. Would they answer the long intended question of who is the killer?

In a world ravaged by the sudden appearance of mysterious gates, humanity is besieged by monstrous creatures from other realms. These dungeons, teeming with deadly threats, demand the protection of skilled Hunters—individuals with extraordinary abilities who brave these perilous environments. They are ranked from H, the weakest, to S, the strongest, with mythical ranks like SS, SSS, SSR, SSLR, and the elusive M rank emerging through extensive research. At the pinnacle, the God rank offers the ultimate power to reshape or destroy reality itself. Aiden "Aiden" Mercer is an H-rank Hunter, struggling to make ends meet as a miner in the crumbling urban sprawl of Neo Haven. His daily battle is not just against the dangers of the mines but also against the financial strain of supporting his ill mother and ensuring his younger sister Lily's education. With their father missing and his memories a distant shadow, Aiden’s life is a relentless grind of survival and responsibility. Everything changes when Aiden uncovers a dark artifact buried deep within the mine—a pulsating orb that grants him a mysterious power. This power, bestowed by a sentient entity known as "The System," transforms Alex into an evolved necromancer. With the ability to command the dead, convert defeated bosses into powerful minions, and manipulate souls to enhance his strength, Aiden’s life takes an extraordinary turn. As Aiden rises through the ranks, from H to M, he faces trials that test his newfound abilities and his resolve. Each victory in the dungeons brings him closer to unraveling the mysteries of the gates and his father's disappearance. Along the way, Aiden builds a formidable team, including Elena, a fiery elemental mage with whom he shares a deepening bond, and Selene, a high-ranking member of the enigmatic Shadow Syndicate. The Syndicate’s support, coupled with Aiden's growing power, propels him into the heart of a cosmic struggle. As Aiden ascends to the ranks of God, he gains the ability to alter reality itself. But with such power comes great responsibility. Alex must navigate the treacherous politics of the Syndicate, confront dark forces intent on exploiting the gates, and fulfill his role as the Eternal Gatekeeper. Faced with the looming threat of an otherworldly invasion, Aiden chooses to embrace his role as a guardian rather than a destroyer. With his minions—ranging from Soldiers to Celestials—and the guidance of The System, Aiden stands as the last line of defense against the encroaching darkness. His journey is one of epic battles, personal growth, and the relentless pursuit of justice for his family and humanity. "Shadowbound Ascension: The Necromancer's Journey" is a thrilling saga of action, intrigue, and transformation, blending urban fantasy and sci-fi elements into a powerful narrative of strength, sacrifice, and redemption.

They thought he was cannon fodder, but he was actually a monster. A huge silver gate that could reach the clouds suddenly appeared in the world. People were randomly disappearing and summoned by the gate for a trial. When they returned, some of them got treasures that gave them the ability to fly and wield magic. They were called Exonns. All of them could wield light magic, but it was a lot weaker compared to other elements. Rhys Creed was a man who made a living as a delivery truck driver. He was summoned and got the ability that only wield light magic. They thought he had a common treasure, but it was actually an extraordinary treasure. --- A demon laughed when he saw the white armor on Rhys. "My minions, go and teach this cannon fodder a lesson." LIGHT OF JUDGMENT BOOM! The demons were annihilated. --- Exonns sneered. "How could a cannon fodder dare to fight a demon's army alone?! Does he think he is a hero?!" The demon's army was annihilated. The exonns turned silent. He was not a cannon fodder. He was a monster. --- The book is a WSA entry. It means a lot if you can support the book with your vote.

In a world where Humans and Robots are at war with each other. The Hero's Party(five heroes each with their own party members) rises up whenever Mecha Lord and their four guardians become too powerful. Cami, a rather unique member of the two man party led by Reva fought and defeated the Southern Guardian. However, shortly after doing so, it revealed that the everything she knew or thought she knew about the world was a lie. The Hero's Party actually collects those that could have been become heroes or their bloodline at some point possibly give birth to one. Should the Heroes win they merely become the Mecha Lord and/or one the Four Guardians themselves. Then the remaining living party members just get roboticized into minions of next generations Mecha Lord and Four Guardians(the outcome is the same if the Hero loses). Reva who has at some point become aware of the cycle of just got bored of living as either. Nothing he did to break the cycle had worked thus decided to just exist within it. The Southern Guardian is considered the weakest one 7 out 10 times thus overlooked and goes the longest without being attacked. Things do not go as planned and when he awakens next, Cami is now his overly loyal subordinate who has together with another recently roboticized girl who desires to serve him have roped her entire village. One that sprung up in the remains of his territory years after the South Guardian and even the Mech Lord has somehow become mere legends. They managed to convince everyone in the village to become his minions serving him as his subordinates. Discord: https://discord.gg/42pKx9Bthf

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Of course my awaking gave me the ability to control and create the very things that killed the only people I had left. Heh funny isn't it they died in front of me and yet their bodies follow me wherever I go. Their warm smiles long gone, the love they held severed, and the light in their eyes long absorbed by the dark abyss of hell. My true name is Enma Anu and I am the God of Death and the father of the dammed. Those who fight for me are my children born of hatred for the cursed creations of man. I kneel to none but the anger that stirs my heart, rage burning so bright the heavens know of my arrival.

"Losing my mother and sister was a bummer, but it's also made me think about stuff, you know? Like, life is short, and you never know what's gonna happen. But even when things are bad, there's always something good if you look for it. Like, a funny cat video or a tasty sandwich. It's the little things, right? Maybe it's the things you already love. Like food, music, the violin or just a warm sunny day. Well, I only felt this way until..."

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

A Cyborg Scientist and his Android creation protect the world from the hands of an Evil Scientist and his Robot minions. See as they get into some hijinks and drama throughout their adventure