Jokes About Perverts

Hunter, a bold transfer student, finds himself thrust into the unfamiliar halls of a prestigious, Japanese-dominated school. From the moment he steps onto campus, he realizes he’s out of his depth—cultural norms, strict rules, and a school hierarchy that doesn’t tolerate stepping out of line. But none of that prepares him for his first encounter with Yukio—a charming yet unapologetically eccentric girl who takes a peculiar interest in him. What begins as a budding friendship takes a bizarre turn when Yukio reveals her true nature: she’s a self-proclaimed “perverted entity.” Intrigued and not one to back down, Hunter challenges her with a bold claim—he’s more perverted than she is. Thus begins an outrageous competition that spirals into a series of escalating dares, pranks, and teasing moments that blur the line between rivalry and romance. However, the stakes are far greater than Hunter realizes. The school’s ironclad rules, enforced ruthlessly by the Principal and a formidable Student Council, leave no room for misconduct. As Hunter’s antics with Yukio and a growing circle of admirers draw more attention, the Student Council begins to see him as a threat to the school’s pristine reputation. Yet, despite their suspicions, Hunter’s cunning ensures they can’t pin any infractions on him. Future of this novel - This has a high chance of being adapted into a manga, This will require obviously a fanbase and funding. If this light novel get's high traction, I'll make this happen. Fun facts about this story - The protagonist, isn't a pussy, do what you will with that information. This is an original novel so a-lot of time was placed into making this light novel. Hope you enjoy! This site is being funny about the Cover art, you can also read the novel here : https://f95zone.to/threads/im-more-perverted-than-you-by-hoppypop.234604/

………………………… Cover image belongs to me. All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… A young man woke up in a luxurious room. “Where am I, what is this place?” “What…. I have transmigrated…. I should have been more careful when seducing the wife and daughter of that gangster boss. Any way I looked like a rich man…” “Tring Congratulations host your fiancée has given her first kiss to the protagonist….” “Host has met the requirements of the system, Congratulations host for obtaining cuckold system.” “Fuck” “Why is it a cuckold system, there are so many kinds of systems in the world. Why is a cuckold system?” “Host, the system was chosen based on your inner desires. You have cucked so many people in your previous life that you wanted to be cucked by someone. This strong desire has become your system.” “I don’t want to force any one to do that for me.” “Don’t worry host, no one is forcing any one. You are born just perfect in a situation where you can become a cuck. Your fiancée is the heroine that would go with the hero to cuck you. Your father died long ago and your mother is barely holding back in order to maintain the dignity. By the way she is not your real mother but someone that was saved by your mother that married your father after the death of your mother to raise you to repay your mother. Actually she is still a virgin till now and she is really holding back for so long and she is not related by blood to you. Your hidden lover is not satisfied with your dicklet and can betray you at any time. There is a woman that is actually in love with you and she has the hidden cheating fetish. All in all you are in a perfect condition to become a cuck from all directions. Along with that your inner desire to become a cuck is strong and you got this system.” “Fuck” …………………………….. Someone asked me to make a complete cuckold novel, so I am making one. It will have sissy, cuckold, netorare, netorase, exhibitionist, and few other perverted features, read it at your own risk. ……………………………….

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

The future was doomed, the present was gloom, the past was regretful. At this point, the only reason I was still alive was because my heart and brain functioned and then one night after a great fap, I woke up to a totally different reality. [System installation complete] [Welcome host to the Perverted Sugar Daddy System] A system that would help me fulfil my perverted desires as a sugar daddy. I hadn't planned for this, but I sure as hell was ready to milk it to the fullest. [You’ve been taken back in time] "Ahh, a strong and vibrant body to work with". A better name for the system should be the 'Perverted Emperor Tyrant Daddy System'. The name might be a stretch, but what I'm trying to say is that this world is so screwed. Everyone better hide their wives, sisters, mothers and even grandmas from.... wait "System can we make them younger and less wrinkled" [yes] "Yes, hide even your grandmas cause I'm going to be doing a lot of screwing and bankrupting." TAGS: Mind control, Gangs, manipulation, corruption, oyakodon. PS: All characters in this book are above 18

What do humans want most, money, fame, power? Born an orphan, Aster saw all the other children be adopted and get into caring family, as for him, he grew in the orphanage, studied and found a job, a simple yet fulfilling life as he decided to help raise funds for the home in which he grew. Unfortunately fate seemed to play him a bad taste joke, a crazy robber, a gunshot and a bomb, why did I have to step in, when I have never cared about other people business, he wondered as his life faded away. The next thing he knew was that he was being held in the arms of the most beutiful woman he has ever seen, did he died and went to heaven, did he finally gained what he desired so much, or is he being a victim to some kind of scheme. The asnwer came to him as he was gazed by the tender eyes of that woman, the warmth of a family he longed for, during 18 years of his life, he finally got to experience it, so what could go wrong. If you were given a second chance, will you follow your desires even if they were against common sense? Follow Aster on his travel trough the multiple planets and realms as he gains the title "The Perverted Primordial" ------------------------------------ Achievement rewards: 800 power stones= 1 extra chapters (The reward chapters will be posted on the week, on a random day) ----------------------------------------------- Copyright the cover image is not mine if you are the author contact me and I will take it down. ----------------------------------------------- English is not my main language so there might be some grammar mistakes. ----------------------------------------------- Finnaly if you don't like harem and R-18 chapters this novel is not for you. (No NTR btw). ----------------------------------------------- If you like my novels please do support me by voting with your power stones, and reviewing them, also please give it a try to my other novel "Reincarnated With The Van Helsing System". ----------------------------------------------- For all those who are still reading this lets start our long journey.

Miki Kaye has three loyal friends and two supportive parents... until she falls for a boy

Jenn Li has a loving mom and a stubborn caring dad, and nice loud younger sister. But, at age 14 she had limb girdle muscular dystrophy. It causes her muscles in her arm and legs to slowly weaken as time pass by. It made her not as convenient to go outside. When she have to go to school, she takes her wheelchair. It gives her some anxiety and is a bit discomfort for her. But, she managed through it. She is only able to walk with a limp on her leg for only a small distance. She is able to walk with a limp all around her home. She find comfort at home while being on the internet. And, wants to making journaling youtube videos. Sometimes, she gets worried over trivial things. And, sometimes thinking things like why is her life is like this, and if she didn't have musclar dystrophy, life would be just a bit better for her. She tends to get over her worries by thinking positive listening to music and watching videos. She is grateful that she is alive and breathing. She also do not have a boyfriend. Is not a big deal, but it would be lovely to have a boyfriend and getting married in the future. One day angels and gods showed up and, decided to bless and gift everyone in the whole world with immortality and magical superpowers. . It became like a utopia. They also give her an alternative universe life to live and her story is: She and her older non identical twin sister, along with her parents are immortal. And, their stories goes like this: Jann Li and Jenn Li, two 22 years old non-identical twin sisters who has 2 childhood best friends, Jonn Li and Junn Li. They also happens to be 22 years old non-identical twin brothers. They all live together in one big house. Jonn and Junn soon becomes their boyfriends and lovers. They are part of The Li family. A family that all is immortal and have magical and super powers, just like everybody is. They are trying to enjoy and live a happy and peaceful life. And hanging out with their immortal and magical friends, sometimes.

1990 year. Evil Empire is living its last months.

[ this story is dropped] After being given the chance of a lifetime. I will absolutely make use of it to completely indulge in any desires that I have to completely enjoy my life. As you have to live your life doing something for yourself because if not for yourself then for who, somebody else? Now this new world will allow me to release the sexual predator hidden within me. Now come along for my slice of life,action and smut filled journey. * I don't own the cover. If the artist wants me to take it down dm and I will immediately.* **If any reader has any recommendations or advice to further improve my writing please do. Additional Tags carefree mc||shameless mc|| perverted mc||annoying system(for some)||harem||heavy smut|| No NTR ||Netori ||legal loli|| non-human races|| non-legal loli(but no intercourse until legal age*_*) ||Yandere ||evolution||

WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+ This novel contains sex, exhibitionism, rape, seduction, gender switching, and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination. “Yak! How smelly” “She is ugly too” “Sigh, this comments never change even though it is my birth day today” it has been like this all my life, I am 40 year old working as a freelance erotic game designer for a living because they don’t want me to come to their office for work. My mother died when I was a kid and my father abandoned me. All my life is useless no one to share, no lover, no friend no nothing. I hope if there is a next life I will definitely live a little better life. What is that thing it looked like a short sword but it is round and no edge. What is this why am I in this dorm again where are my stuff “Welcome to the perverted cultivation system” If you want to become beautiful and quench your lustful heart then earn the points for the system quests. look is this quest “go to school without underwear” one chapter will be released on every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 3 chapters a week hello readers if you like my novel please support me on paypal : paypal.me/sourourerfate patre*n : https://www.patr*on.com/Souryourer?fan_landing=true bitcoin : 1N3NTSCfrCnAy1unYYXCW5GXjchNQ4ZurZ ether : 0x4B7BfF132A0B1169Ee6765267b2f3105e390a630 thank you readers

please don't rate for my series just by reading the first few chapters if you are this fast to review then your wife might be sad in the bed because of your quick response this is for the people that would rate only reading the first and second chapters WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+ This novel contains exhibitionism, seduction, gender switching, netorare, netori, netorase and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination. “What the hell happened?” “Why am I in a women’s body?” “How can this great detective and treasure hunter like me be in the body of this weak woman?” “Xxxxxx what happened.” “Welcome to the PERVERTED CURSED SYSTEM’ player Lisa” This is a story of an abandoned princess Lisa with her loyal but dense knight Jonathan Mar that solves the strange situations of high complexity and hunts the magical beasts in the magical world to return back to her kingdom. But somehow she will always be banged by the criminals, witnesses, anyone and everyone that are involved and not involved in the case.

Alex was transmigrated to a world where there is no automobiles, mobiles and sex is considered as a service.This world is filled with powerful beings, dragons and may more. How will Alex survive in this world and how will he become powerful and protect his loved ones. Women in this novel are not exclusive until mc makes them. so if you want to see mc having every women for himself then this is not for you guys. [R-18 MATURE CONTENT] loaded with lots of perverted stuff. English is not my first language so ignore my mistakes. [COVER MINE] Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DMXPRQFzbZ

SYNOPSIS: Skyler McKenzie, a single mom, had lived a simple life with her son, Noel, and loving parents in a small suburban town away from the buzzing city. One day, everything changed when she accepted a job in a big city. Then, she met him, thinking it could be love at first sight. It was a whirlwind romance as he flipped her world upside down. She loved him. He loved her and her child. It was perfect. But there was just one problem. She had a past that she could not remember. She did not even know who the father of her child was. So, was the present enough for her to move on to the future? Noah Maxwell was a successful athlete, famous, and rich. But there was something that was missing in his life. He needed a new reason to live until he met her. He immediately felt the connection between them. He knew that he had fallen in love with her the instant that their eyes met. But there was a problem. She resembled the girl who had once owned and broken his heart. Was he in love with her or the woman he saw in her? But what if, by some twisted fate, their lives always had a connection? Did she still wish to remember the past if it held too many dark secrets? Did he still want to hold on to the past if it brought too much painful memories? Looking through each other's eyes, would they finally see the truth?

Yan fan was a young boy who was transmitted in the body of yan chi, who was a useless young master of the yan family in the demonic sect, his dick was cripple since, his adulthood, but on the day of his revival he received a system which let him regain energy in his dick, but at what cost ?, in his family there was beautiful mother, and sister, and his evil father. he even had his childhood friend who is unparalleled beauty in the demonic sect. (Don't Read if You Don't Like) , (it's all about perspective, Ntr/Netori are two sides of one coin.) #NTR, #NETORARE,..... (If you want to support)(btw, i know you won't) ETH/BSC Address: 0x595A0f35FE52ef84632F4984E41d2AB211cf0746

Liam who died while choking on his own spit, got reincarnated into the world of a 18+ rated NTR story. When he loaded the Anti-Pervert System and finds out his very own neighbour is the perverted protagonist, he wanted to punch that scumbag. And that's how the story of him trying to prevent immoral and heinous debauchery started. But who would have thought that he made himself to a perfect target . Schedule: 1-2 new chapters every Monday.

“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?” As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place. [Installing files. 1% done…] As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...] I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch. “Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…” […12%...13%...14%...] Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities. The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength. Nope, the first is out. The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text. The third possibility … [Installation successful!] The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes… The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications. [Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!] Fuck… TAGS: Mind control, manipulation, corruption, sleep sex, rape, blackmail, oyakodon

Warning: This novel is for mature audiences only. Harem ✓ Lemons ✓ NTR × Netori ✓ MILFs ✓ In an abundant world of qi teeming with beasts, cultivators, and spirits, Fang Chen was a well-known medical practitioner who cultivated the ancient undying arts. However, he was also extremely charming-looking and well-known for his pervertedness all across the Featherstone continent. He bedded the wives and daughters of countless powerful cultivators and impregnated a bunch of them under the guise of imparting medical knowledge lost to time. It was rumored that even the gods would have to hide their partners in the wake of Fang Chen's ascension. If he was invited to a household, all the females would be left pregnant, beasts included. "Wherever there is a maiden, my c*ck shall harden!" Fang Chen earned the wrath of hundreds of thousands of men all across the world who wished for nothing more than to have his head on a pike. Unfortunately for them, Fang Chen had cultivated the undying dao to the peak. His immortality made him unkillable. Fang Chen met his Waterloo after impregnating the daughter of the Jade Continent Emperor, who was rumored to be the most powerful cultivator in existence. The Jade Continent Emperor sealed him away since he was unable to kill him. After twenty thousand years of bondage, Fang Chen was suddenly freed. "Now that I am free, I should try being righteous for a change... after I impregnate the entire female generational line of the emperor."

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Mia, a formidable force in the corporate world, navigates the treacherous waters of ambition and desire. As she climbs the corporate ladder, she becomes entangled with Ethan Knight, a man as enigmatic as he is powerful. Their relationship is a dangerous game, a high-stakes gamble fueled by passion, obsession, and a shared thirst for power. As they delve deeper into their dangerous liaison, the lines between love and manipulation blur. With every calculated move, they risk exposing their vulnerabilities and jeopardizing their carefully constructed personas. "About Mia" is a gripping tale of love, power, and betrayal, set against the backdrop of a ruthless corporate world.

Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month. Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds. "Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god" Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.