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Living a normal life is boring, but I was happy with what I had. Even when I spent most of my life in regret and misery, I lived because I had someone that I loved dearly. And that said someone took my life... But fate had different plans for me... As if death wasn't enough for me. As if the gods were mocking me. I got reincarnated into a hardcore romance game that I used to play. That too when the prequel game that I played the most ended twenty-five years ago. A game where death is everyone's mistress. A game that people either liked or hated too much. Now reincarnated into the body of the Villainess's son. I became someone that I hated the most... "Hahaha..." I laughed at my own misery. As if that too wasn't enough, I also became the slave of someone else's desires. Now, one might say a mother is a mother even if the world sees her as a Villainess. But what if your mother is the very incarnation of evil? That your mother is the hurdle that you have to overcome? What if your mother is the very reason you might die? Gentleness and love are the last things one could expect from her. "Hahaha..." Again, a hollow laugh escaped my lips as the realization dawned on me. That I have been... Reincarnated As The Villainess's Son... =============================== [Discord link:- https://discord.gg/5Vgw4JCrBW]

"Serienmörder? Antike Kampfsportler? Schwertmeister? Es ist mir scheißegal, wer ihr seid! Alle werden sich vor mir verbeugen!" Vor fünf Jahren wurde seine Familie vom Angesicht der Erde getilgt, und der nutzlose Ye Chen wurde verachtet wie ein Regenwurm, der auf dem Boden kriecht. Doch nun sind fünf Jahre vergangen, und er ist auf mysteriöse Weise mit einem Kopf voller weltbewegender Fähigkeiten zurückgekehrt. Und was noch viel erschreckender ist: Er hat jetzt die Kraft von hundert alten Geistern im Rücken! Mit all dem in der Hand ist Ye Chen nicht zurückgekehrt, um in Erinnerungen zu schwelgen, sondern um sich an all denen zu rächen, die ihm Unrecht getan haben, insbesondere an dem geheimnisvollen Mann.

This book, alternatively titled "The Heavenly Court of Great Qin," unfolds the tale of Qin Jun, who finds himself transported to a realm where he assumes the role of a demoted prince. Despite the challenging circumstances, destiny has more in store for Qin Jun than despair—enter the Mythology System! Under this system's influence, any character from mythology can be summoned into existence - The awe-inspiring might of the Supreme Heaven Great Sage, Sun Wukong, capable of shaking mountains and rivers with a single strike of his staff; The Thousand-Mile Eye and Favorable Wind Ears, acquiring profound perception of everything in the world. The Tathāgata Buddha, holding the Buddha Land within the palm of his hand, becomes an indomitable force from which no one can escape. Amidst this divine realm of Gods and Demons, Qin Jun solemnly pledges to rise as the preeminent Divine Emperor, determined to carve his path to unparalleled strength.

In the world of the gods, power is everything. The strong gods rule, while the weak are nothing but a laughing stock. Lazu, the laziest and considered the weakest god in Elysum, has no followers, no territory, or power to be proud of. He just wants to sleep all day and enjoy a carefree life. However, everything changes when the Supreme God forbids war between gods. Instead, they must fight through a strategy game, where each god can recruit disciples from the mortal world and form their own clan. The power-hungry gods immediately make their move, gathering the strongest warriors and building an army. Meanwhile, Lazu—who doesn't want to bother—ends up with a disciple who is considered useless. Everyone thought he would lose from the start. But they forgot one thing: this game is not just about strength, but also cunning. With his cunning mind, Lazu begins to turn the tables, exploiting loopholes in the rules, and toying with the much more powerful gods. Little by little, he rose through the ranks, frustrating his enemies, and unknowingly became the most dangerous player in Elysum. By the time the gods began to realize the threat posed by this “Weakest God,” it was too late. Lazu had gone too far. It wasn’t about who was the strongest anymore. It was about who was the smartest at playing. And Lazu? He just wanted to sleep soundly… after winning this game.

Through time travel, she transformed into an ugly commoner, her noble identity being compromised. After her death and resurrection, she disguised herself as a harmless little flower, carrying a space for refining medicine and secret techniques, and instantly killed all the beautiful men in the world. Let's see the common women turning over, fighting against stepmothers, stepping on legitimate sisters, collecting treasures, practicing sharp weapons, and all kinds of killings coming in one after another, subduing demons and eliminating evil spirits, recruiting a basket of beautiful men, and thriving in the alternate world. Stepping on the green cloud road, one person with a sword laughing in the flower room!

After the crimson meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization came to a standstill. From that day on, people could no longer manufacture a single rocket, a single nuclear bomb, an airplane, or a car... The pyramid of civilization built by modern science collapsed with a crash, and the disaster was far from over. The gray world arrived with the descent of the crimson meteor. It was like a ghostly reflection behind a mirror, gradually dragging the civilized world into the abyss of chaos. In this era, human lives are as insignificant as dust; In this era, humanity shines as brightly as the stars. As the great edifice was on the verge of collapse, some people saw an actor standing on the ruins of civilization. His red cape was as red as blood, and he alternated between laughing and crying. The curtain of the era slowly opened behind him. He spread his arms and softly whispered to the countless living beings, "The great show... begins."

Dive into a world of stories ranging from the most ridiculous to the most heart-wrenching. Laugh your heart out or scream in fear of the amazing collection of wonderful tales in this "novel".

Dale Silk was a genius magic student under Professor Jewels Xavier, even being selected for after-school study group to assist in the professor's research. Alongside fellow student and nobleman Walter Descartes and Lady Phoenix, they make up "The Jewel Club." A name respected, but also laughed at due to its and the professor's mission to, "propel magic into a brand new era." Join their joys, sorrows, friendships, and betrayals as they create their new Era and the madness it brings to the world.

Her Dark Obsession A Dark Fantasy Romance Prologue: The Unseen Watcher The night air was thick with magic. Lucian stood in the shadows, watching her. He had watched her for years, unseen and unnoticed, his presence lingering in the corners of her world. Sophia was human—or so she thought. Living a normal life, laughing with her friends, excelling in school, and basking in the love of her foster parents. She was perfection wrapped in innocence, oblivious to the dark forces that circled her, waiting for her awakening. And now, the time had come. Her transformation was beginning. Lucian clenched his fists. He knew what this meant. Every supernatural being that felt the surge of her power would come for her—some to worship, some to kill, and others, like him, to claim. She was his fated mate. The prophecy was clear. And yet, she didn’t know him. Not yet. But she would.

“I, alpha Dylan, reject you, Anastasia, as my mate”. “An- and, I, Anastasia, accept your rejection, alpha Dylan”. I forced myself to say, before I ran away in tears. As soon as I arrived in my room and shut the door, I burst out laughing to my heart's content. “I can't believe this. Finally, Alpha Dylan is off my back!”. You may all be wondering why I am happy to be rejected by my mate, right? That's because I'm not the real Anastasia.

Warning: Be extra careful to read the tags befor diving in. There would be cuck but not anything too strong. Kudos to the original author of "My Mistress, My Mother"- litorica. I felt that it had so much potential but the author kinda glossed over the story a bit(not that I'm much better. No offense btw).I'm writing this to find my writing style while having some fun while I'm at it. So don't judge too hard. Check the original'n see what you think. If the original author doesn't want the story to be modified or on webnovel drop me a comment. Thank you, hope you have good read. Btw english is not my 1st language and.. all that -_- (..yah I 'm lazy sue me) Tags: Mom, Son, Feet, Footjob, Double Penetration, Cuckold, Incest, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism

Authors note: This story has a lot of potential, im just not really good at english and due to that my story telling is not good. I hope for understand and i promise to get better along with this story. Sypnosis: A thousand years ago..15 years ago.. A lot of mysteries are still unsolve. This story revolves with Zyldorico the 5th son of Xicarus. He has a Dream that the people laugh and address it as ridiculous Dream even his closest friend can't agree with his Dream, What is this Dream? A massive shift of events will happen soon in the world, A lots of secrets are yet to revealed.

4 teenagers are going home after finishing their part-time job, walking on the street laughing then suddenly in a blink of an eye they found themselves in an unfamiliar place. As they walk around, they realize that they are transported in another world filled with magic and monsters, can these "ordinary" teenager survive?

In this story, the character goes through trouble, hardship, death, and has some good laughs with friends, and maybe a lover. And most important to a mercenary, Money. This story is Has a lot of dialogue, because I wanted to make it A slice of life, and basically just whatever I wanted.

After a drunken night, 27 year old Elias Varga stumbles upon a system message: > [ Do you wish to continue your series? ] Laughing, he says yes-only to wake up in the brutal fantasy world he wrote as a teenager. Now trapped in a merciless cycle of survival, he must endure the hardships he once forced upon his characters. Regretting every cruel decision he ever wrote, Elias must now survive his own nightmare-or die trying.

Reincarnated as the son of the Duke in the Qi Dynasty, Fang Wang's mind housed a Heavenly Palace, where his consciousness could enter to cultivate. He could practice any cultivation technique or secret art to great perfection, only emerging when it was truly perfect. No matter how long he spent in the Heavenly Palace, in reality, it was but a moment's time. At the tender age of sixteen, Fang Wang stumbled upon the mythic realm of martial arts, unbeknownst to anyone else. However... One day, Fang Wang overheard whispers that Zhou Xue, the foster daughter of his uncle, had gone mad, prophesying doom for the Fang household. Curiosity piqued, Fang Wang stealthily approached Zhou Xue's room, catching her muttering to herself, "Sigh, even as a former celestial dignitary, I find myself powerless to alter the fate of my family. Is the heavens playing tricks on me... If only I could rewind time by just one month..." A reincarnated celestial dignitary? Fang Wang's perception shattered, a mix of shock and excitement washing over him. Who needs martial arts when you can ascend to immortality? Embarking on a journey spanning the vast landscapes, Fang Wang sought the one celestial art in the mortal realm capable of turning one into an immortal god.

As soon as he descended the mountain and entered the city, he was swarmed by people. Let's see how Lu Ping laughed and dominated the urban life.

Kena Rae is an ordinary girl from a small town until a mysterious old woman curses her with a deadly fate: she has one month to find a prince’s kiss, or she’ll die. Whisked away to Velmoria—a magical world of golden cities, singing bridges, and fire birds—Kena clutches a photo of Justice Veldric, a cold and cruel prince she must convince to save her. With only her green cloak and a glowing stone for luck, she sets off, determined to live. Along the way, she meets Hope, a masked warrior who saves her from wolves and pledges to help. Together, they face wild dangers—dancing statues, laughing storms, and a dragon guarding Justice’s palace. Kena’s deadline looms as she confronts Justice, but his sneers and refusals crush her hope. Clues pile up—a magic mirror showing Hope, a whispering mountain hinting at love—and Kena learns a secret!

She was considered a fool, forced to marry him in place of her sister, a tycoon who was once famous but is now blind. Everyone laughs at them. However, the couple actually hides an unknown side...

Samantha Larsson became a laughing stock when Timothy Barker publicly denounced their marriage. Two years later, she was tricked into going home and married a mysterious man, who was known to be disfigured and physically disabled! Nonetheless, she would fight until the end and destroy the scums, slowly getting her justice! "Timothy, I'm letting you know that men are queuing to marry me! Even if you kneel and beg for me to marry you, I won't choose you!" Then, Samantha left proudly. In the middle of the night, a mysterious man came over. "You won't choose me? Hmm?" Soon, Samantha saw the mysterious man's face, and her eyes widened…

Lu Shiyan abandoned me at the wedding, making me a laughing stock in the city. On my wedding night, I begged him to save me, but he sneered and told me to die quickly, so that no one would make my sister unhappy. Later, when Lu Shiyan saw my body, he went crazy. When I opened my eyes again, I married the ruthless president of the Lu Group. Lu Shiyan knelt at my feet, holding the teacup with red eyes and trembling hands, "Auntie, please have some tea."

Deities from distant lands turn the earth into their newest past time show. However, to mitigate loss of 'important life' as the divine beings said, the countries of the world have to pick a representative to develop a territory that will outlast the others or face elimination. Enter Amar, the U.S representative that got stuck with... turtles. The other areas laughed as the US began to lose hope. Amar however took this in stride and shocked the world with what he's capable of.

Lin Feng had always been a professional procrastinator, a connoisseur of mediocre web novels, and a firm believer that superstitions were nonsense. So when he bought a cursed blood-red necklace on a whim, he laughed off the shopkeeper’s ominous warnings. Then he got stabbed. Now, he wakes up in a new world—trapped in the body of a half-witted noble disgrace with shattered meridians, mocked by servants, ignored by his family, and destined for a miserable, forgotten life. But something is different. The necklace… it came with him. And it isn't just cursed—it's hungry. In a world where cultivation determines fate, where families backstab each other with a smile, and where the strong crush the weak without hesitation, Lin Feng should be doomed. He has no talent, no allies, and no path forward. But he does have one thing—a mind that isn’t nearly as broken as people think. So let them underestimate him. Let them sneer, laugh, and scheme. Lin Feng will play the fool, twist their expectations, and weave his own web from the shadows. After all, when the world sees you as a joke, they never see the knife coming.

Sanya Malhotra's life was torn apart when she was forced into a marriage with Aarush Rathore, a man whose heart had turned to stone. Aarush, consumed by hatred and vengeance, blames Sanya for the destruction of his family and the loss of everything he held dear. To him, she is nothing more than a symbol of pain, a reminder of his suffering. But in his cruel grasp, Sanya must find the strength to survive the torment, the cold indifference, and the relentless cruelty that he unleashes upon her. Yet, beneath Aarush’s unyielding anger lies a heartbroken man, unable to let go of a love he lost long ago. As they struggle through their forced marriage, Sanya’s resilience begins to chip away at the walls around his heart. Despite his bitterness, Aarush finds himself drawn to her—her unwavering kindness, her quiet strength, and the depths of her pain. Can love ever truly bloom amidst such hatred? Or will their brokenness tear them apart forever? In a world where love and revenge are tangled in a web of emotional turmoil, their story is one of redemption, regret, and the power of forgiveness. A story of two souls lost in their own darkness, fighting for a light they may never find.

Noah was betrothed to Werewolf Prince Kincade at birth. Her Marriage Contract came with a virginity clause. She knew that a day would come when she would accept her fate and marry this nightmare of man that terrified her, what she didn't except was to meet Kincade for the first time, fall for Kincade...hop on the Kincade Express - tum tum! all in a space of an hour. Except now, the man that was standing in front of her claiming to be the real Kincade, looked nothing like the man, who spent a better part of last night in between her legs. she had been tricked! and worse! she was pregnant for a man she had neither the means or way of contacting. Follow Noah as she navigate the mess she calls her life, while hiding from the world that she was carrying the wrong Alpha's child. p.s cover is not mine. **** "Where's Kincade? Let's get this shit over with, okay?" I said, scanning the hall way for my contracted husband to be. My mother almost fainted but my father bit back a smile. Occasionally, he was the father every little girl pray for. "We will get to that as soon as we get a little thing out of the way" Lady Bridgette said and looked around like she misplaced something of little value. "I suppose any number of these vacant rooms would suffice for the inspection" "What inspection?" I asked no one in particular. The dowager duchess pointed at the room behind us and announced "This would do. Come" she commanded like we were dogs. She said and walked past me and pushed the door open. I was ushered inside the room and when Eva Belle tried to enter, the door was shut in her face. "The mother can stay but I doubt the father is needed, Yolanda" Bridgette spoke over us like we were servants not royalties. Sure, Avalon was the smallest country in the world but an old fart like her had no right to disrespect us. "Hey! Lady! What's going on?" I asked as my father per her request started walking towards the door. "Just do what she says, baby" My father whispered and walked out. I was still confused. "What's going on?!" "Hop on the bed, take off your undies and spread your legs, Nicolette" Lady Bridgette commanded. I almost laughed out loud. "Lady, are you high on fumes?" I asked her and laughed, turning around to laugh at the joke with my mother but she wasn't laughing. "Mom?" "Just do what they say. It would only take a minute, Noah" "A minute to..." "Doctor Stephen is here on behalf of Essex to check...to see...if you are still...intact" my mother murmured. I stood froze. There was nothing remotely funny about this. "They want to check to see if I was a virgin? For real? Is this a joke?" "Just do it" Mother said. "Dad!" I yelled on top of my voice. He couldn't have gone far. "Hop on the bed willingly or you would be restrained" Bridgette threatened.

A mad mix of British snark and anime insanity, this light novel skewers social media, gaming, and clout culture with quirky, biting humor. Unique. Absurd. Wish I’d found it sooner. Lillian’s your typical girl, craving eBunnee fame. Lost in #HeartLingForest, she meets a dramatic ghost who literally follows her. At Estresey Academy, teens worship followers like gods—eBunnee’s so wild even ghosts and objects chase likes. Follow Lillian through a hilarious, fame-obsessed blur where reality and virtual collide, friendships teeter, and laughs hit hard.

Under the vacuum of death and decay, watch yourself. Do not trust what they speak of, for only those worthy to defy the laws of this world are worthy to become the unknown. Are you ready to see the truths of all things? Can you bear the sight of God without dying? Can you laugh at the kings and empires that rule your laws? Can you speak to the dead? Will you know when the day comes, the night falls, and the stars descend like lightning and fire? Are you ready to meet your maker as "He" is?

It's not all fun and games like the name implies.

Ever since I first decided to become an adventurer, I dreamed of becoming the best—defeating the strongest monsters, exploring the deepest dungeons, and writing my name down in history. With my extraordinary talent, I reached the top faster than I ever imagined. But why did it feel so empty? I had always been adventuring alone, without a party, without comrades, without the fun moments an adventurer should have. When I saw other adventurers laughing, bickering, and adventuring together, one thought crossed my mind— "AHHH! I'M ENVY!" Why didn't I enjoy my youth properly? Why didn't I ever find a companion on the same wavelength? Was it too late for me to experience a real journey? Unfortunately, it was all too late. I was already too old, and the end of my adventurer career was drawing near. Sigh… if only I could live my life over again… If only I could reincarnate… I would definitely fall in love and not waste my life anymore… And as I took my last breath— My wish came true.