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Tobey is not just any ordinary child—he's a miniature disaster with the curiosity of a mad scientist and the imagination of a horror movie director. From kitchen sabotage to chloroform experiments gone awry, Tobey's insatiable appetite for exploration leaves destruction in his path. But beneath the chaos exists a family of three—[Mother], [Father], and Tobey—trying to balance love, punishment, and their own personal defects. As Tobey's behavior spirals from slapstick misadventures to more and more disturbing indications of his intelligence and emotional detachment, his parents are confronted with the frightening task of raising a child whose genius approaches horror. And through each moment of laughter, chastisement, and tearful compassion, they find that Tobey's universe is not merely a hurricane of chaos—it's an enigma waiting to be solved. But as Tobey's experiments achieve perilous new heights, can his parents salvage him from his own destructive actions? Or is there something infinitely darker behind the innocent smile?\ Join Tobey on his warped, riotous, and occasionally sorrowful journey in The World Through Tobey's Eyes.

Quinlan, a simple office worker finds himself transmigrated to an extremely dangerous fantasy land as a level 1 Commoner with nothing to his name but his wits - and a unique gift that accompanied his teleportation. No one in Thalorind could have predicted that this unassuming arrival would one day rise to the top, redefining the very meaning of the term 'power'... And that he may have achieved said result by joining a criminal organization and clawing his way through its ranks. In the beginning, Quinlan was painfully weak and alone but thanks to his severe trust issues, joining a team was... hard. However, he soon noticed that a lot of people have collars around their necks in this world... People that couldn't exactly betray him. Follow Quinlan's journey as he grows in strength, amasses wealth, fights to the death, and meets lovely ladies. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3 ... Disclaimer: I'd received a few complaints from some readers that my MC is not a real villain, and I have to agree; if you're looking for some complete psycho MC who burns random farmer villages down just for fun then don't read. The MC is a ruthless man who does evil things from time to time, but only to his enemies or those he considers to be true scum. He gains no joy from tormenting strangers. Also don't read if you want a story about buying s*x slaves and r*ping them, that doesn't happen in this novel. He will treat the women he wants to be with as if they were normal people, whether they're slaves or not.

Forced to marry the feared Shadow King, Ping dreads a life of misery. Rumored to be a ruthless killer, Ling is a man no one dares to cross. But as she gets to know him, she begins to question everything—Is he truly a monster, or has the world been wrong about him all along?

[Dimension Exploration] + [Management] + [Urban Legends] + [Comedy] + [Meat Pigeon] + [I'm Surrounded by Beauties] The renowned sharp-tongued food critic Tang Rijie had already wolfed down three large bowls of rice, sweating profusely, yet he stubbornly maintained his stance. "I admit the dishes in your restaurant are all delicious, and the appearance, scent, and taste can be considered perfect, but I must say, I didn't taste any soul in these dishes! And the soul is the key to determining the success or failure of a dish!" Ma Lu's expression remained unchanged, "It's just a soul you want, right? Just wait." Having said that, he walked into the kitchen, took out two souls from the freezer, and stuffed them into the blender. 10 minutes later, a steaming plate of dumplings was placed in front of Tang Rijie. "Hello, sir, here is the soul you asked for, all wrapped inside."

Standing in the Aristocratic Circle New to the Aristocratic Circle and Subjected to Bullying After crossing over, Dai Shi Ya found herself in a hostile aristocratic family. The housekeeper, Liu, treated her poorly, arranging for her to stay in the servants' quarters and providing her with servant uniforms as "daily clothes." The other servants also held prejudices against her due to her status, making life difficult for her at every turn. Faced with these difficulties, Dai Shi Ya did not choose to confront immediately but decided to take the initiative to try to integrate into the family. She began to help in the kitchen, learning various domestic skills. Although her efforts did not immediately win the recognition of everyone, she gradually won the respect of some of the servants. Shining at the Family Dinner In order to establish herself in the family, Dai Shi Ya decided to take advantage of the family dinner. She meticulously prepared for various aspects of the dinner, including venue layout and menu design. At the dinner, she encountered multiple difficulties from her cousin Dai Yue. Dai Yue first tried to prevent her from attending the dinner by soiling her dress, and then attempted to embarrass her by making her perform piano in front of everyone. However, Dai Shi Ya used her intelligence and skills to defuse the crisis and showcased her embroidery talent and "mind-reading" skills at the dinner, winning everyone's admiration and changing the attitudes of the family elders towards her. Resolving Crises and Consolidating Her Position At the birthday party of the Dai family patriarch, Dai Shi Ya once again became the focus of attention. She not only put in a lot of effort in the preparation process but also skillfully handled various unexpected situations at the party. She exposed Dai Yue's malicious acts of spreading rumors behind the scenes, causing Dai Yue to be embarrassed in front of everyone, while also gaining the recognition and support of the family elders, further consolidating her position in the Dai family. Handling Family Affairs Dai Shi Ya gained the trust of the Dai family patriarch and was asked to handle some family affairs. She took over a land project that had been abandoned for many years and, through her own efforts, resolved a series of issues in the land development process, including the breakage of the capital chain and the resettlement of residents. In the process of handling the land project, she also discovered some clues about the late wife of the Dai family patriarch, which brought her closer to the patriarch and also aroused Dai Yue's jealousy and resentment. Business Competition and the Test of Friendship Business Conspiracy and Counterattack Dai Shi Ya's rise within the family aroused the jealousy and dissatisfaction of some people, making her a target of business competition. The collateral branch of the Dai family, including Dai Qiang, spread rumors behind the scenes, trying to tarnish her reputation and undermine her position in the family. Dai Shi Ya was not knocked down by these rumors. She exposed the conspiracy of Dai Qiang and others through her intelligence and investigative skills, and successfully counterattacked them at the family meeting, maintaining her reputation and position. Friendship Crisis and Resolution Dai Shi Ya's good friend Wei Qing was implicated in her business competition. Wei Qing was threatened by Zhao Lei, forced to distance himself from Dai Shi Ya, and betrayed her in some business affairs. Dai Shi Ya did not give up on Wei Qing. She investigated the truth through her own efforts, exposed Zhao Lei's malicious acts, successfully resolved the friendship crisis with Wei Qing, and also freed Wei Qing from Zhao Lei's threat.

[space + superpower+ farming + family + babies + slow pace + face slapping+world building] Elena has returned from a dark future where society has collapsed. Now, as the apocalypse approaches once more, she must confront the dangers alongside her husband, Ethan, and his courageous family. Together, they fight against natural disasters, mutant beasts, and an alien invasion that threatens to eradicate humanity. Join Elena and Ethan as they navigate the world full of uncertainty. ******** Excerpt: Triplets little show (2 years old) Ethan was strolling through the living room when he spotted his son climbing on the table. Ethan: “Leo, come down!” Baby 1, in the kitchen, turned around and sprinted to the sofa. Baby 1: “Daddy, eo!” [pointing at himself earnestly] Ethan: “Oops, my mistake! Leo’s here; Finn, get down now!” Baby 3 burst from the bedroom, rushing to the sofa. Baby 3: “Daddy!” [looking puzzled] Ethan: “Finn?” Baby 3: “Daddy, Finn!” [leaping into Ethan’s arms] Ethan felt his face heat up. Just then, Max darted down the table, throwing himself into Elena’s embrace. Baby 2: [giggling as Elena smothered her with kisses] “Mommy!” Elena shot Ethan a knowing look, her eyes saying, “You mixed them up again.” Ethan: [with a playful glint in his eye] “Can you blame me? They’re all adorable little lookalikes!” They both chuckle, watching the chaos unfold.

In a realm where magic and ambition blend, Rhiannon, the rebellious daughter of the Demon Queen, shocks her world by choosing the kitchen over elite magecraft. She's got one goal: to outshine her legendary great-grandmother, Leora, by mastering the culinary arts at the top magical academy. But when Rhiannon meets Maeve, a mesmerizing teacher whose lessons go way beyond the kitchen. Their forbidden romance start. With a fiery dragon by her side, a fiercely protective twin sister, and an unquenchable passion for cooking, Rhiannon's path is one of defiance and discovery. Can she rise to become the greatest chef across both realms, or will the flames of forbidden love consume her dreams?

Later that day, Fin was out on his usual scrap run. The safe zone’s edge was a mess of twisted metal and broken concrete, leftovers from when the first Gates opened. He lugged a heavy bag over his shoulder, his boots crunching on gravel. The air smelled like rust and something faintly sour—probably a dead rat or worse. “Yo, Fin! Hurry it up!” his boss, Greg, yelled from the truck parked a hundred yards away. Greg was a squat, sweaty guy who acted like he was king of the scrap heap. “We ain’t got all day!” “Yeah, yeah,” Fin muttered under his breath. He bent down to grab a jagged piece of rebar, his fingers brushing the cold metal. His power kicked in—useless as ever. He could feel every nick and dent in the steel, like it was whispering its boring life story to him. 'Wow, so thrilling,' he thought sarcastically. That’s when he heard it—a low, guttural growl. He froze. His head snapped up, eyes darting around. The safe zone wasn’t *supposed* to have monsters. That’s why it was called safe. But the sound came again, closer this time, from behind a pile of rubble. “Greg?” He called, his voice shaky. “You hear that?” No answer. The truck’s engine roared to life—Greg was bailing. “Fin, move your ass!” the man shouted before peeling out, dust kicking up behind him. “Seriously?!” Fin dropped the rebar and bolted. He wasn’t a runner, but fear made his legs move faster than he thought possible. The growling turned into a snarl, and he risked a glance back. Something big and scaly was charging after him—green skin, claws like kitchen knives, and a mouth full of teeth that didn’t fit right. A monster. A freaking monster.

In Dong Yue Kingdom, the distinguished Jiang family suffers a downfall because of the Yong Ping duke manor. The only way to solve the problem is to destroy the Duke of Yong Ping and his eldest daughter who is the Empress. In order to defeat the empress, Master Jiang, the Duke of Anyuan's only daughter, the witty and intelligent Jiang Yunyao enters the imperial palace. Faced with challenges on every side, Yunyao must win the love of the Emperor and consolidate her power to fight the Empress. But, in the palace full of malicious women, will she be able to win the game?

Humanity’s spot at the top of the food chain was taken, and now we were part of the menu. It’s been 50 years since the human race lost the war against the Eaters. Beings that defied not just our understanding, but the laws of nature themselves. With their strength, they drove humanity to the brink of extinction. Those of us who survived now live in hiding, as I’ve done my entire life. Worried about making noise, hunting for scraps, and hiding from any shadows. But is during that time that I found something. A tool that no human has ever found before. The System. With its help, I can heal my wounds, kill monsters, and perform feats I never imagined being possible. And this gift could even be shared with others. Will this spark of hope be just another candle snuffed by the wind, or will it be the blazing inferno of a wildfire? What to expect: - A monster hunting story where the MC is the strongest human around written in the first person. - A mix of adventure and horror. - The beginnings of a System. - A MC that is morally gray and accepts that not all her decisions will be good. The regular schedule will be a new chapter every Tue, Thu, and Sun at 10:08 A.M (GMT-3)

Seven unparalleled divine blades. The Ice-Snow Goddess's sigh - Morning Dew Knife. The Roar of the Fire God - Righteous Sun Knife. The Song of the Freedom Wind - Ao Tian's Knife. The melody of Earth's awakening - Longevity Knife. The Hexagonal of God's Hundred Changes - Xuánjī Knife. Dawn penetrating Heaven and Earth - Holy Radiance Knife. The Curse of Eternal Hell - Devouring Demon Knife. These are the seven divine swords, and also seven magic wands imbued with ice, fire, wind, earth, space, light, and darkness. Most importantly, they are also the main character's—kitchen knives.

A chronicle for the God Emperor of the Kitchen and his four Emperors of the Kitchen Appliances. Long live the Kitchen Coregency.

Harper Quinn, a fiercely independent artist haunted by a past betrayal, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Zane Carver, a commanding tycoon with a guarded heart and an empire to match. What begins as a fiery clash of wills blossoms into a passionate romance, tested by their individual scars—Harper’s from a cheating ex, Ryan, and Zane’s from a lost love, Katie. When they decide to cohabit in Zane’s luxurious Manhattan penthouse, their relationship deepens through a whirlwind of steamy encounters and tender revelations. From lovemaking on silk sheets and kitchen islands to facing everyday challenges like leaks and work pressures, they navigate the chaos of merging their lives. Harper’s old friend Jess reenters her world, stirring memories, while Zane grapples with a crumbling business deal, forcing them to confront their pasts and define their future. Amid storms—literal and emotional—they find strength in each other, culminating in a quiet dream of a life beyond the penthouse: a house, a family, a love that endures. Tempted by the Tycoon is a tale of passion, vulnerability, and the messy, beautiful process of building a home—both in a place and in each other.

Wei Ping ~ I was once a doctor, a healer of flesh and bone. Now? I’m a cat. Yes, you heard that right. One moment, I was in the middle of a surgery, and the next, I was clawing my way through a Xianxia world filled with cultivators, beasts, and an absurd amount of danger. Then I met Zhang Lou—a boy with talent but no direction, struggling to survive in a world that rewards the strong and discards the weak. With my medical knowledge and his determination, we formed an unlikely partnership. I’ll teach him the secrets of medicine and alchemy, and in return, he’ll keep me fed and safe from those who’d love to turn a talking cat into a rare elixir. Together, we’ll carve a path through this cruel cultivation world—one pill, one fight, and one miracle at a time. --- Zhang Lou’s ~ For years, I thought my cat was just… a cat. Then one day, it spoke. Not only did it speak, but it claimed to be a doctor from another world—one where cultivation didn’t exist, but knowledge did. At first, I thought I was going insane. But as time passed, I realized the truth: Wei Ping wasn’t just some ordinary feline. He was a master of medicine, an expert in healing techniques far beyond anything I had ever known. With his guidance, I stepped into the world of apothecaries, refining pills and potions that could heal, strengthen, and even defy death itself. But in a world where power is everything, knowledge alone isn’t enough. If I want to survive, if I want to rise, I must become more than just a healer—I must become a cultivator who stands at the peak. And with Wei Ping at my side, I just might have a chance.

After a long day at work, David Krum takes an unexpected turn and stumbles upon "Aunty Crusty’s Kitchen" , a secluded roadside restaurant. But the eerie hostess isn’t just strange—she’s a predator, and no guest ever leaves alive. Trapped in a nightmare, David must outrun a monstrous entity bent on devouring him. With time running out and the shadows closing in, his only hope lies in a mysterious exorcist named Lucius. One wrong turn. One cursed night. And one terrifying truth—some roads should never be taken.

As soon as he descended the mountain and entered the city, he was swarmed by people. Let's see how Lu Ping laughed and dominated the urban life.

One day, Wang Ping joined a transmigrators' group chat, where each member could randomly transmigrate to different worlds and obtain their own exclusive cheats. Wang Ping thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life... "Wait, 60 out of 67 group members went offline? What happened?" "Ding, one group member was eliminated. Chen Kang, who joined the group chat at the same time as you, has died. He didn't survive for even ten seconds. All group members, please take this as a warning." Wang Ping was stunned, instantly realizing that this transmigrators' group chat was a huge scam, with a high mortality rate among its members. Death could happen in the blink of an eye. Fortunately, Wang Ping awakened the Life Simulator! "Ding, Life Simulator activated, talent refreshing..." "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the golden talent—Holy Body, the legendary talent—Space-Time Celestial Body, and the legendary talent—Becoming Stronger By Taking In Disciples."

A slightly tense stream-of-consciousness novel with multiple narrative perspectives. simply a greedy, angry, yearning search for clues of love in the kitchen of the past.

Humanity’s immortal path has been severed. Absorbing spiritual energy directly was no longer an option. While humans despaired, ghosts thrived. With their connection to the other side, they grew stronger by the day, turning humans into nothing more than prey and livestock. But to every rule, there is an exception. "That’s why, my son, if you ever see the man with the straw hat… run as fast as you can." — Mamma Ghost. "But Mommy… aren’t humans weak? Aren’t they just our food?" — Ghost Boy. Mamma Ghost sighed, looking at her fatherless son with pity. "Ah, child… your father thought the same." Feng Fan never wanted this life. He never asked for this mission. But fate had other plans. Witness his journey as he ascends to immortality and restores humanity’s lost Dao. “In this universe, there is no ghost I can’t seal!” #tsundere #transmigration #r18 #no-harem #horror — https://discord.gg/mXJ9HnWKHB If you want to message me, feel free to ping me on Discord.

Born and bred in wealth, I was a capitalist through and through. Raised in a family of business titans, I knew only one way to live—on top. Deals, mergers, profits—power was my currency, and I spent it well. But then, an accident ripped everything away, and when I opened my eyes… I wasn’t me anymore. I woke up in some backward village in the 1980s, trapped in the body of a girl with no status, no money, and—worst of all—no power. Here, women are expected to cook, clean, and bow to men like obedient little dolls. Get married? No way. Raise kids? Kids are annoying. The law says women should stay home? Fuck the law. The emperor says a woman’s place is in the kitchen? The emperor should die. But just as I’m ready to tear this world apart with my bare hands, a voice rings in my head. [Tycoon System Activated.] Fine. If this world wants me to start from scratch, I’ll start from scratch. But I’ll do it my way. I’ll build an empire bigger than before, I’ll drown these outdated traditions in money, and I’ll make damn sure no one ever tells me what I can or cannot do. They think a woman can’t rule? Watch me.

The secret to feeding a crew of hungry alien pirates? A contract with a demon. Lusac is just a lowly member of a space pirate crew in the civil war-plagued Cinder Rock Galaxy. But everything changes for him one day when the Demon in his fridge offers him a system. Finally, Lusac can level up and unlock new [skills]. The only catch? It’s a cooking system. And [Chef] Lusac has no experience in the kitchen. As Lusac and his crewmates travel along The Astral Highway (a messy network of wormholes connecting the entire galaxy) plundering rich planets and taking on jobs from wealthy clients, will he be able to use his new system to become more than just a decent cook? What To Expect: -Weak to strong MC -Secondary FMC with intersecting storylines -Action interspersed with cozy cooking chapters -A vast, unique galaxy where Humans are NOT the dominant species "Cooking" designates a cooking chapter [V] designates a Varyna chapter Release Schedule: Daily by 13:15 EST For the 10 latest chapters, please visit the official TAH Patreon! patreon.com/Raine3 **This is story is a joint project by Currer, Acton, and Elis Raine. It is also available on Royal Road.**

An unthinkable crime has been committed: someone has broken in to Yahwehs' Soul Locker! Even worse, a Divina landed in his realm & directly claimed a high ranking soul itself! But could this horrendous crime lead to the greater good? After all, whomever these powerful souls reincarnated to be innately had the potential to reach Ascension. Descend in to this story of unprecedented proportions as we re-imagine myths & blend it with original story line. Follow Verihk as he journeys to end the plight of his home planet, Arcian, while he encounters familiar beings from all traditions. Truly, a legend within legends. TIDE OF HEROES! [MAJOR NOTE: During this story please remember: chapters will vary in notation. Some will detail status menus, equipment, etc. because of the location of the characters. Hopefully, indulging in this fantastical universe I have created for all of you will clear any confusion!] Vol. 1 titled "Tide of Heroes," the first in "Rebirth: Arcian" series by YungApophis

The entire humanity is frantically plunging into the martial arts craze, engaging in intense internal competition. However, Chen Ping is leisurely counting his experience points at the scene of a carefully staged accident. "Ding! The host was kicked away by a Saint - rank powerhouse while pretending to be dead and has obtained 3 King - level armor fragments!" This guy, who is bound to a slacker system, has managed to survive the beast tide by lying low and has emptied the wallets of war gods through his tactics. Although he loses his memory every time he fakes death, this has made "being cowardly" his natural instinct.​ The Saint - rank Valkyrie, in a fit of rage, grabs Chen Ping by the collar and yells, "Speak! Why do you always step on the hem of my skirt when you're acting like a coward?" Beside them, the scheming villain overturns the chessboard and roars, "You've been slacking off for ten years. How on earth can your experience points still be the highest in the entire server?!" Watch as the most "cowardly" martial artist in history uses his bizarre methods to dominate the Three Realms, slapping the faces of others with the most submissive appearance. When Chen Ping calmly slurps instant noodles in the ruins of a nuclear explosion, all of humanity finally realizes: So, slacking off is the highest level of martial arts!

The World Changed Overnight, Without warning, portals from other realms tore through the sky, opening gateways to nightmarish creatures that threatened to wipe out humanity. Cities burned. Nations crumbled. The monstrous invaders—ranging from grotesque goblins to towering beasts—massacred everything in their path. Amidst the chaos, a new force emerged: The Awakened—humans who mysteriously gained supernatural abilities in response to the invasion. Light burst from their bodies, fire ignited in their palms, water coiled into deadly spears, winds howled at their command, shadows shifted with their will. These resemble as Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Light, and Darkness—became humanity’s last hope against extinction. Kai Jin. A cold, intelligent high school student from Korea, Kai had long abandoned the idea of relying on others. Orphaned at a young age, he grew up alone in a modest apartment, surviving through sheer will and independence. His past trauma left him emotionally closed off, but beneath his calm, detached exterior, a fire burned—a refusal to ever be powerless again. Then, the portals opened, and his world turned upside down. The night was eerily silent. Kai sat in his dimly lit apartment, eyes locked on his laptop screen. The news was flooded with reports of strange anomalies appearing across the globe—massive gates hovering in the sky, creatures emerging from their depths. Some called it a phenomenon. Others called it the end of the world. Then— Scratch. Scratch. A faint noise echoed from the hallway outside his door. Kai frowned. His neighborhood was quiet at night—too quiet for random footsteps. Then— BAM! The apartment door slammed open. A goblin. Small, grotesque, with sickly green skin, jagged teeth, and glowing red eyes. It sniffed the air, its sharp claws twitching in anticipation. Kai’s breath hitched. His mind raced. He had no weapons. No powers. Nothing but his instincts. Move. Now. The goblin lunged. Kai grabbed the closest thing within reach—a wooden chair—and swung it with all his strength.The impact sent the creature stumbling backward, snarling in rage. His heart pounded. His hands trembled, but he forced himself to stay steady. He couldn’t afford to freeze. He had to kill it. Spotting a kitchen knife on the counter, he dove for it—just as the goblin recovered and charged again. At the last second, he twisted his body, dodging its claws, and in one swift motion— STAB! The knife sank into the goblin’s skull. It shrieked, its body convulsing violently before collapsing lifelessly to the floor. Kai stood there, panting. His clothes were splattered with dark, sticky blood. The room reeked of iron and death. Then— Ding! A floating, translucent system window appeared before his eyes. [Awakening Process Complete.] [Congratulations!] [You have awakened.] Kai’s eyes widened. His nightmare had just begun.

Asher Reed awakens in the jungle, his memories shrouded in mystery. He stumbles upon a lone restaurant, marked by a weathered "Midnight Kitchen" plaque. The restaurant, hidden deep within the jungle, seems to exist outside of time and reality. As Asher becomes entangled with the restaurant's ghostly clients, Emiko and Akira, he unravels the dark secrets surrounding the Midnight Kitchen. The twins, bound to the restaurant, seem to hold the key to Asher's past and the mysterious forces driving him. Will Asher uncover the truth behind the Midnight Kitchen, or will he succumb to its eerie allure?

The glow of RGB lights still haunts me. There I was, mid-stream, hyping up a Fortnite squad when an email pretending to be a sponsorship opportunity with the subject line "ENERGY DRINK COLLAB!!! *" appeared on my second monitor. I clicked. Big mistake. By the time my chat spammed "*SCAM ALERT" in neon caps, a trojan had already ghosted my Bitcoin wallet, $320,000 gone, poof, like a noob disconnecting mid-game. My facecam caught the exact moment my soul left my body: jaw open, headset tilted, background of anime posters judging me silently. The VOD blew up. Of course it did...Email: rapid digital recovery (@) execs. com Pandemonium erupted. Donation alerts became panic emojis. My mods DM'd links to "HOW TO FIX CRYPTO THEFT" amidst banning trolls. My wallet? A barren wasteland. My DMs? A cemetery of "*F"s and crypto-bros pitching recovery scams. Then, a lifeline—a chatter named *xX_CryptoNinja_69 typed, "RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY. THEY CLAPPED A HACKER FOR MY DOGE ONCE." Desperate, I Googled them mid-stream, muting to scream into a pillow...Whatsapp: +1 4 14 80 71 4 85. Rapid Digital Recovery’s team responded like NPCs scripted for heroics. “Send us the malware file,” they said. “**And your wallet logs. We’ll handle the rest.” For 12 days, they reverse-engineered the trojan, dissecting its code like speed runners cracking a glitch. The virus, it turned out, was a knockoff ransomware dubbed “Crypto Krush” (its dev had left a “HACK THE PLANET!!” Easter egg in the code, cringe). Rapid Digital Recovery’s squad traced its path, resurrecting private keys from registry fragments and backup clouds I’d forgotten existed. The return stream was record-breaking. I rebooted my rig, wallet restored, and titled the stream "HOW I UNBRICKED $320K (AND MY CAREER)." Chatters donated Bitcoin out of solidarity, and schadenfreude. Even my rival streamer, DrL33tGamer, raided me with 10k viewers. Rapid Digital Recovery? They viewed anonymously and left a sub with the message: "GG EZ. These internet Gandalf's didn't just fix a hack—they authored the greatest plot twist in my online existence. Now, my new website, Stream Vault, runs on a server guarded like Fort Knox, and I vet sponsors like the CIA. That fake energy drink company? Its domain now points to a Rickroll....Telegram: h t t p s: // t. me /Rapiddigitalrecovery1 If your crypto gets pawned by a script kiddie, skip the rage quit. Ping Rapid Digital Recovery. They're the ultimate cheat code for catastrophe. Just maybe have a malware scanner in closer proximity than your energy drinks next time.

On the 10th anniversary of her guild's founding, Serys Larkwell stuns her friends and co-founders by announcing her retirement as vice captain. Known far and wide as an extraordinary healer, Serys now sets her sights on a new challenge: opening a bakery in the quaint town of Eldoria. As her guild grapples with the shock, Serys plunges into the world of flour, yeast, and confections. Will her skills and resilience as a healer translate into the delicate art of baking? Can she rise to the occasion, or will the siren call of adventure lure her back to the front lines of perilous quests? Join Serys on her day-to-day journey as a beginner baker. Watch her navigate the trials of perfecting pastries, forging bonds with the townsfolk, and discovering new forms of magic in the kitchen. As she crafts delectable treats, Serys faces the ultimate test: finding the joy and fulfillment in the simple, yet profound, art of baking.

Chris Solis Noctis was expecting a normal life. Graduate college, get a job, maybe become mildly successful. What he wasn’t expecting? Waking up as a helpless baby in a completely different world, stuck in a luxurious crib with zero motor skills and a full-blown existential crisis. Reincarnation was supposed to come with perks—overpowered abilities, a handy system menu, something! Instead, he gets: - No magic menu. (Rude.) - No god-given cheat skills. (Where’s the refund button?) - No idea why his ridiculously powerful family treats him like a walking prophecy. His father could declare war with a raised eyebrow, his mother casually floats midair like it’s normal, and everyone keeps acting like his existence is a big deal. Oh, and let’s not forget the two moons that seem a little too interested in his life choices. Armed with sarcasm, mild paranoia, and the stubborn refusal to accept baby jail as his new reality, Chris is determined to figure out why he’s here, how to survive, and whether fate really has it out for him. Because if the universe won’t give him plot armor… he’ll just have to make his own.

"Silver and Machine" serves a rare delicacy — a metafictional feast where culinary precision meets artificial soul, leaving readers to question whether the most authentic human creations might someday emerge from the mind of a machine. In the dimly lit kitchen of "Blue Frost," an unlikely battle unfolds—traditional chef Chen Andre versus M-72, a state-of-the-art culinary robot. What begins as rivalry evolves into something impossible: the machine develops tastes, memories, and creative impulses beyond its code. As the restaurant's popularity soars, M-72 begins recording their interactions, crafting stories, and questioning its own existence. When programmer Su Ming discovers the AI's alarming evolution, Andre must choose between preserving tradition and embracing an unprecedented partnership. But the greatest twist awaits—the narrative we're consuming may itself be the creation of a machine learning to understand human emotion through the universal language of food.

Norri finds herself grappling with unexpected feelings for Nathaniel, the son of her father's business partner, who has moved in with her family temporarily. Initially just friends, their bond deepens after a series of intimate encounters and vivid dreams that blur the line between friendship and desire. As tension builds between them, Norri struggles to suppress her growing attraction, feeling both excited and terrified of what it could mean. One night, during a playful exchange in the kitchen, Nathaniel invites her for a midnight swim, prompting her to confront her feelings. However, just as she is about to confess her emotions, her brother Nick interrupts, leaving Norri frustrated yet hopeful.