Funny Fake Friends Quotes

Meet Simba—a broke village boy with rich-boy confidence, fake graduation pics, and a borrowed blazer two sizes too big. From photoshopping his way into Harvard to faking a faint in church to avoid donating money, Simba’s life is one long episode of lies, Wi-Fi bundles, and embarrassing miracles. In a world where social media clout is more important than the truth, Simba will do whatever it takes to look successful—even if it means renting cars, collapsing on cue, or pretending to Zoom from China while standing behind a toilet. FAKE LIFE is a wild, hilarious ride through a young man’s desperate mission to look important, sound international, and avoid real work at all costs. Warning: this story may cause stomach pain from excessive laughter and suspicious trust issues.

Description Fake Slackers follows two boys, He Zhao and Xie Yu, as they compete to be the bottom of the class. They're both actually really intelligent, but they each have their own reason to pretend to be dumb. Author Mu Gua Huang

A couple fall in love during college time both were in same major but both live in different world one is Rich and one is poor but got separated due to some reasons but meet after two years and got married by their families.

Under the blue sky on a resplendent day Walking desert on the bridge that day, Copious river golden sunshine that day I love that perception first time that day, I grin then jumped down the bridge last day Falling down I breathe first time that day, Under the water a little sunshine that day Push me in rayless depth of sadness last day, All moments of my life palisade me My heart stopped throbbing that day, No more propensity it's all happen that day My all glimpse left me alone that day. _______________*

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Ryuha Carter has been a failure for as long as she can remember. When the real daughter came in, her entire life was over. And now she was ready to die. xxxxx Xavier Fox has always been a workaholic. After his family died, work is all he knows. But the secretrary and his family keep forcing him to marry. When he rescues a drowning girl, and realizes that she is the first daughter of the Carter family, she is only a way to his means. His true love, Eliza Carter, is truly beyond his reach and he would make do with her sister. Plus, the Carters were an incredibly influential family. He wasted no time in securing a marriage worthy of his parent's high standards. After all, marriage was only a means to secure more power. xxxxx He is cruel. She is dead. xxxx tw-rape, sucide, abuse, self harm This work does not glorify any abusive acts. If you are having suicidal acts call the suicide helpline.

There were once Seven Calamities that tore up the six continents and one sea into shreds and the Thirteen Heroes that rose up to meet them. Make no small mistake, even if there were more Heroes than there were Calamities, each Calamity matched the strength of a demon king of old. And this time, there was no Pantheon and Holy Sword supporting the Heroes after their collective disappearance. Count your lucky stars weary traveler that these Calamities fought tough and nail against each other Count your lucky stars that the Heroes were able to defeat all these calamities before they could tear the world apart in their battles Count your lucky stars Take my word for it traveler. Why? Well I am a Friend of the Reaper, and he keeps a rather accurate ledger on the many possible deaths we could face

Tsubasa Kanbara is an unsociable otaku who generally dislikes people. Though not due to their personalities or actions just their faces.

Allen’s life came to an abrupt end thanks to train-kun hugging him too tightly. But death was only the beginning. Reborn into a world of magic and adventure, Allen expected to live out his second chance as some kind of hero. Unfortunately, his reality is far less glamorous: no overpowered abilities, no world-saving quests, and no clue what he's supposed to do next. Yet, he was content. He never had a decent family, so when an elf took him in... it was like magic. Allen or rather Sol decides to give this life a decent shot; finding friends, training a bit, and relaxing. Life was good...until it wasn't (courtesy of yours truly).

Ruby: Reborn as 14-year-old girl, wakes up to see that all she knew has changed; and not for the good. No one recognizes her, or what the Upfront has done to protect them. The remaining few Kids that are alive are treated worse than animals. As for the people, she meets the Heartchilds, who are willing to take her in, but as her memories flood back, she says to herself that she is not going to waste this second life she has been giving. On a track to clear up her past and make new friends along the way, she will learn what true trust is, and how far people are willing to go for something they themselves don't even know where it ends. Will Rubys newfound friends be the break she needs, or will they just hold her back from her true purpose?

the story happens between two characters one is a writer and another is his childhood best friend

No one could’ve guessed that the girl I sat next to that day—Lisa—would one day lead the bloodiest rebellion in modern history. And no one, not even me, could’ve imagined that I would stand on the opposite side. That we, once best friends, would be enemies. But even enemies can become something more. When the world is burning and the lines blur between right and wrong... even enemies may find themselves side by side Again. *Note* (Ai has been use in modify and writing in this novel.Main story base words plot all made by author.)

Scarlett Athena was a timid girl in her high school year. Changed into the life of the party type of girl when she earned her dream job that made her rich rich. She enjoys her life until one fine young man— Clifford Cox, a well-known guy who also likes guys came to her life to shuffle. "Let's be friends." "Friends." They agreed. Not until one night, the plot of their relationship changed. Warning: Do not read if you know you're not allowed to. STRICTLY NO MINOR ALLOWED.

"Friends of the Storm" tells the story of Kim Fang, an 18-year-old young man living a life filled with challenges after his parents' divorce. His life is marked by anger and despair as he struggles to cope with the complicated relationships within his family and the internal conflict he faces due to the difficult experiences he has endured. Despite his attractive features, which draw many girls to him, he lives in a state of loneliness and deep inner turmoil. Jenny, a 17-year-old wealthy Latina girl, is bold, confident, and lives a life of luxury, though not without her own psychological struggles. She constantly challenges Fang, creating a complex relationship of rivalry and argument, even though they don’t directly confront their feelings for one another. The novel focuses on the conflict between these characters and within themselves, as they express their anger, pain, and different identities through everyday interactions and the difficult situations they face at school and in their personal lives. It highlights the complex relationships that arise between young people who suffer from family issues and are searching for their identity in a world full of struggles. In the end, the development of the characters will deal with how they face internal pain and the need for understanding and support from others amid the psychological storms they live through.

**Synopsis** Kylie’s world is about to flip in ways she never expected. High school drama was supposed to be about bad grades, prom dates, and who sat with who at lunch — not secret bets, betrayal, and dangerously tangled friendships. When the school’s heartthrob, Aidan, suddenly takes a keen interest in her, Kylie is suspicious. Turns out, it’s no coincidence. Aidan’s friends dared him into a $10,000 bet: seduce Kylie and claim the prize. But Kylie isn’t as naive as they think. When she catches wind of the plan, she flips the script, striking a deal of her own. Meanwhile, her so-called best friend, Taylor, hides sinister motives. Everyone believes Kylie’s ex, Malcolm, is the clingy, dangerous one — but in truth, Taylor has been pulling the strings behind the scenes, setting up Malcolm and fueling lies to isolate Kylie and keep Aidan for herself. What begins as a fake relationship between Kylie and Aidan turns complicated as real feelings surface, old secrets unravel, and alliances shift. As Kylie navigates betrayal, unexpected romance, and a web of deception, she’ll discover that sometimes the real enemy isn’t the obvious one — and not every love story begins with a happy ending

A missing diamond. A deadly chase. And two spies caught in a game they never agreed to play. She's on a mission. So is he. Neither of them know they're chasing the same prize-until it's too late. Secrets run deep, trust is a gamble, and falling for the enemy? That was never part of the plan. But in a world of lies and betrayal, the real threat isn't the mission... it's the one you can't resist. Dont forget to follow me on Wattpad; @Mysteries_Of_Aura

A story about Aziza and salim

Something More Than Friends follows 13-year-old Josh as he navigates the confusing space between friendship and first love. He’s had feelings for his best friend Aki for a while—but he’s too scared to tell her, afraid it might ruin everything. As the school year unfolds and the distance between them grows, Josh has to decide if risking the truth is worth it… especially when he doesn’t know she’s been feeling the same way all along.

Alexandar is 16 years old boy who is in love with his childhood friend Anna,but due to his fathers job they had to move to another part of the city.12 years later he founds out that he is engaged for some girl and that he is going to marry her.He falls into despair,but when he saw who his fiancee is he was in shock....

Out of Five people, Four are having their own problems. And One must step up and help the Four. If One can't, then who will? A Marionette, A Masquerade, An Outsider, A Campanula. Four Of A Kind. Could One ever go against such combination? We shall know soon, dear Observers.

This book is my first creation so I am hoping for some honest reviews of good readers. I wish to improve my writing and would appreciate some guidance this is about a guy who gets reincarnated into another world and does wonders there. I hope you will give it a try

In the Daxia Empire, Lu Yun awakens to a shocking realization—he has traveled through time and become a eunuch in the imperial palace. Yet, unlike the others around him, Lu Yun quickly discovers a bewildering secret: he has not been castrated. ----------------------------------- Author:卡牌