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I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Mind Cultivation: The Psychic Path Seventeen-year-old Mei Lin feels out of place in the vibrant chaos of Lingxi City, haunted by dark visions and an overwhelming sense of dread. After a chilling encounter with a mysterious man named Jin, she learns that her psychic abilities are awakening—and that sinister forces are hunting her. As Mei delves into mind cultivation to harness her powers, she uncovers hidden truths about her abilities and a shadowy cult intent on exploiting them. With each new lesson, she faces terrifying visions that blur the line between reality and nightmare. Determined to master her gifts, Mei must confront her deepest fears and confront the cult before they unleash a darkness that could consume her—and the world. In a race against time, she discovers that true strength lies within, but embracing it may come at a devastating cost.

In the year 2024, the Pandora Institution reigns as a symbol of mankind's cruelty, where superhumans are created, trained, and forced to battle to the death for the amusement of the world's elite. These engineered beings, designed to possess extraordinary abilities, are nothing more than tools in a deadly sport—expendable entertainment in a dystopian future. Marcus, a brilliant scientist, once played a key role in Pandora's experiments, helping to unlock the potential of these superhumans. But when he meets John, a young boy with immense powers marked for slaughter in the brutal games, Marcus's conscience can no longer bear the weight of his involvement. He takes the ultimate risk—adopting John as his own and plotting a dangerous escape from the institution. As they flee, the full force of Pandora’s hunters is unleashed, and Marcus must use his scientific knowledge and John's developing powers to stay one step ahead of their relentless pursuers. Along the way, Marcus uncovers shocking truths about Pandora’s true purpose, discovering that the institution’s endgame is even darker than he imagined. With time running out and their enemies closing in, Marcus and John forge an unbreakable bond as father and son. They must outwit Pandora’s powerful enforcers and expose the horrors of the institution to the world, all while learning to harness John’s abilities to fight back. In a final, high-stakes confrontation, Marcus and John stand together to dismantle the institution that enslaved them and countless others, fighting not only for their survival but for the freedom of all superhumans held captive by Pandora. Their story is one of rebellion, hope, and a battle for justice in a world that has forgotten what it means to be human.

When Valen's once-noble family is betrayed and destroyed, he is left with nothing but his wits and a burning desire for vengeance. With no power or allies, Valen relies on his unparalleled ability to manipulate those around him, turning their weaknesses into his strengths. As he begins his rise from the ashes, Valen sets out to dismantle the corrupt world that crushed him—piece by piece—while building an empire of his own. Ruthless, cunning, and unrelenting, he will stop at nothing to take everything for himself, leaving behind a trail of shattered lives and broken oaths.

In the world of Valoria where power regins above anything. A psychologist transmigrated into the body of young master of Crimson veil clan.The moment he awake he shocked by reality ( This is my first novel pardon if there is any mistakes in grammer)

With a knack for weaving gripping narratives that blur the line between dreams and reality, I delves into the complexities of the human mind and the mysteries of fate.

Synopsis Kai, a shy and bullied high school student, finds his passion and talent for acting and martial arts. With the encouragement of his drama teacher, Mrs. Ndlovu, he auditions for the school play and lands the lead role. As he delves deeper into his training, he discovers he has a remarkable talent for memory and becomes a formidable fighter. Through his journey, Kai gains confidence, focus, and determination, transforming from a target for bullies to a true able mind, unstoppable in pursuing his dreams.

Intrigued by the possibility of quick earnings, Jay Garrick, a 23-year-old graduate student, impulsively accepts a dubious job offer. However, this decision takes a harrowing turn when he is abducted and transported to an undisclosed facility. Unveiling the nature of the task, he realizes he's bound to infiltrate a stranger's consciousness and extract concealed information—an irreversible commitment. Within the enigmatic realm of another person's mind, Jay encounters a mysterious entity named X, the gatekeeper of sought-after knowledge. Despite repeated attempts to extract the information, he fails, plunging into a desperate quest for escape from this mental labyrinth. To break free, he's forced to engage in a series of challenges and games orchestrated by X, revealing a fantastical world teeming with dragons, magic, cities, and spaceships—transcending genres. As the stakes escalate, Jay grapples with unraveling the enigma that binds him to this alternate reality. Hidden within the recesses of his mind lies a profound mystery, intricately linked to his past and present. Determined to escape the clutches of his own psyche, Jay must decipher the underlying reasons for this surreal ordeal, ultimately striving to expose the truth that holds the key to his liberation. The question remains: Will he triumph in extracting the vital information and conquer the illusions within, or will he be ensnared forever in this kaleidoscopic maze of the mind?

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"Did you honestly think that keeping this from me would make me stay?" I replied, my words spilling out in a mix of frustration and sorrow. "Ava, I trusted you completely, and I thought you would do the same. But now, I can't even think freely when you're around, and it suffocates me. You know everything about me, even the things I've never shared. It feels like you can hear my thoughts, and it's unnerving." My voice broke, betraying the hurt I felt. I was exposed, stripped down to my core, and the thought of standing next to my girlfriend in this vulnerable state was unbearable. She was not just my partner; she was my everything—my sister, my best friend, my lover.

Demon king X Regressor X Mind reader

Everyone has a specialty, a specialty power. You could do alot with it, from killing to saving. Especially when, hidden away from the public, strange, unexplainable events are happening inside the kingdom you reside in. The academy teaching you to use your abilities. Otherwise know as the academy of life and death. sorry for fast moving chapters at the start. I was excited to advance the story.

Kisah seorang lelaki berusia 17 tahun yang tinggal berdua dengan adiknya. Dimasa depan ada suatu kejadian yang membuat dia harus berpisah dengan adiknya. Secara tidak sengaja pula, Dia melakukan sesuatu yang membuat semua cerita ini terjadi.

In the midst of a pandemic, a young African inventor named Kelani is determined to make a difference. With no access to fancy resources or cutting-edge technology, Kelani relies on his own hard work and determination to research and develop innovative solutions. Through tireless efforts, he stumbles upon groundbreaking ideas that have the potential to revolutionize the world. As Kalani's creations gain attention, he becomes a symbol of hope for his community and a beacon of inspiration for the world. But with great success comes great challenge, and Kalani must navigate the complexities of fame, wealth, and power to stay true to his vision.

In the war-torn lands of Valdoria, where kingdoms clash using blades and arcane sorcery, a young genius named Ares Vale lives as an outcast. Born with an unmatched intellect but shunned for his unorthodox theories about magic, Ares has no place among the warriors or the sorcerers of the realm. When he discovers the blueprint for a forbidden artifact known as the Etherial Conduit, capable of uniting or annihilating the warring factions, his fate becomes entwined with the fragile hope of peace. Forced to flee from the ruthless Arken Emperor, who covets the artifact for its destructive power, Ares allies with Lysara, a rogue elemental mage fueled by vengeance and fire. As they race against time, Ares must outsmart deadly bounty hunters, rival mages, and his own inner demons to complete the Conduit. Yet, the closer he comes to unlocking its secrets, the more he realizes its true cost—and its potential to reshape the balance of power. With danger looming from all sides, Ares is faced with an impossible choice: wield the Conduit and risk tearing the world apart or destroy his life’s work to preserve hope for a fragile future. The Mind of Ares is a gripping tale of intellect versus power, trust against betrayal, and the weight of genius in a world desperate for salvation.

A marine currently serves in the Iran-Iraq war, jumping through hurdles along the way, trying to make amends with the people he's wronged, but he's got a friend, his name-Lieutenant Karlson.

I plan on writing what ever comes to mind, I will try writing quality but I may not be consistent. I am also looking for criticism so pls if u find anything strange or wrong about my writing style or things I could improve on pls tell me as I will always take them into consideration.

"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

Every news channel was in an uproar. "The Three Master-Minds are coming out for the first time," the headline had not changed for 72 straight hours. People had been glued to their TVs for 3-4 hours now; the estimated time for the broadcast had been crossed, but no one was willing to admit they wouldn't come. Everyone was thinking the same thing: "They always do what they say; today will be no different." Suddenly, every channel's broadcast was cut. Every screen was full of burn-ins, and one corner of the screen had a logo: 'TTMM'. Every person watching the broadcast froze, feeling a cold sweat down their spine. In a blink, there was a blackout, and three people with anonymous masks appeared, leaving everyone in a daze. After a few seconds of silence, an echoing sound was heard: "We... the ones who rule the crime..."

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

In a seemingly ordinary high school, students are forced to confront dark secrets about themselves and the school they attend. As a twisted experiment unfolds, one weak student uncovers a sinister plan designed to manipulate minds, testing loyalty and survival. Trust no one—everyone has a hidden agenda.

With a snap of his fingers, they dance to his tune. With the quirk of his lips, they turn numb. With the tap of his toe, they kneel to him. He can control their every thought, emotion, and movement. Manipulate their very lives. None can escape his grasp. *** Ian woke up one day confused to see the unfamiliar yet familiar surroundings. Once this was his home, when it was no more he got lost. He lost everything. Now everything is back. A burning starlight lit in his cold eyes, promising to burn all his enemies. He would never allow his home to be destroyed again. Not this time. He was back. And this time, he would control their lives just like they controlled his.

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

The villain with an IQ of 250 disrupted the system.