My Turtle Won'T Eat

"Some people win lotteries. I won a centuries-old boyfriend who refuses to move on." ------------------------------------------------------- Wei Jun he thought he was just a normal man from a family obsessed with ghosts and maple leaves. Until one day, a casual walk near the cursed tree gifted me something he didn’t sign up for— A beautiful man in white, waiting under crimson leaves, smiling like he’s been expecting me for centuries. “Ah, you’re finally back,” he said, voice soft as falling leaves. “I’ve been waiting ... just like you told me to.” He called him by a name he didn’t remember, tells me stories of a past life he never lived, and asked him to love him the way his long-dead lover did. Problem is, He thought he was falling for him too. But when ghosts cling to promises made long ago, someone always had to let go. Congratulations, indeed. Because when the game was fate, the prize might just be your soul.

Taipei un lycéen de 17ans sans grande ambition, délaissé de ses camarades de classe, en presque échec scolaire. Personne ne l'attend chez lui, il passe la plupart de son temps à geeker et se nourrit principalement de nouilles instantanées. Un soir en rentrant chez lui, il tombe sur un vieux journal datant des années 40, le ramenant chez lui sans trop savoir pourquoi, Taipei commence à le feuilleter. Étrangement tous les articles concerne une même affaire, celle de la mort d'une jeune fille dans un lycée, SON lycée.

Sinopsis Singkat Kratos D. Java, seorang pria dari Bumi, bereinkarnasi sebagai seekor kura-kura monster tingkat rendah di dunia fantasi yang penuh bahaya. Tidak seperti monster biasa, ia memiliki kesadaran manusia, serta kemampuan Membongkar & Mengedit, yang memungkinkannya mencuri, menyalin, dan mengubah skill dari makhluk lain. Alih-alih berburu secara agresif, Kratos lebih memilih berkembang dengan mengumpulkan mana dan memanfaatkan ilmu pengetahuan dari Bumi, menciptakan tekniknya sendiri untuk tumbuh lebih cepat. Perlahan, tubuhnya berevolusi menjadi bentuk yang lebih besar dan mengintimidasi, menjadikannya ancaman tersembunyi di ekosistem liar. Namun, takdirnya berubah ketika sekelompok manusia dari dunia lain muncul secara misterius di hadapannya. Mereka adalah pahlawan yang seharusnya dipanggil ke sebuah kerajaan, tetapi sihir pemanggilan mereka melenceng dan membawa mereka ke lokasi yang tak terduga. Apa hubungan mereka dengan dunia ini? Apakah Kratos akan menjadi sekutu atau ancaman bagi mereka? Di tengah pertumbuhan dan evolusinya, Kratos kini harus menghadapi realitas bahwa dunia ini jauh lebih kompleks dari yang ia bayangkan…

On the chilly evening of his fifth anniversary, Koyo Ishikawa waits with a violet box in hand, ready to take the next step in his relationship. But instead of a heartfelt moment, he is met with silence, ghosted by the one he loves the most. Days later, she ends things without explanation, leaving him drowning in heartbreak and confusion. As the weight of rejection crushes him, Koyo struggles to move on. But when a strange trail of clues begins to unravel before him, he discovers that her departure wasn’t as simple as it seemed. The truth behind her disappearance is far more shocking than he ever imagined…

After Wang Mang died, he turned into a giant python and evolved like crazy! With the help of his family, he grew bigger and bigger! From the first few meters to tens of meters, and then to hundreds of meters! From Burmese Python to Titan Python, and then to Deep Sea Python! When Wang Mang's size reached hundreds of meters, the earth took a sudden change and the disaster came...

Perfect. That’s what people call Princess Elysia. Blessed with rare red fire magic and trained by the best, she’s the shining jewel of the kingdom of Arvandor. But perfection has a price. When the ruthless Demon Queen Malvoria sets her sights on Elysia, all hell breaks loose—literally. As Malvoria’s army lays waste to Arvandor, Elysia’s life is shattered. Her beloved father, the king, is slain, and her once-peaceful home becomes a battlefield. Forced to flee with her girlfriend, Zera—the fierce daughter of her magic teacher—and her mentor, Lady Seraphina, Elysia’s journey of survival begins. But Malvoria wants more than just a kingdom. She wants Elysia, and nothing will stand in her way. As Elysia’s hidden powers awaken, an unexpected and dangerous attraction sparks between her and the demon queen.

"Listen, buddy, your cock was the last thing that got inside me, so unless I’m having some kind of miracle baby, yeah, you’re the father. Congrats." — Raelynn had one goal that night—drown her sorrows in cheap whiskey after getting fired from her job. What she didn’t plan on was two surprises: one, a steamy night with a ridiculously good-looking stranger, and two, a $10,000 check for her the next morning. Jackpot, right? Wrong. Nothing could’ve prepared her for the biggest surprise of all—she’s pregnant. And the father? None other than Elion Vaelorian, the country’s richest and most powerful businessman, with a face that could melt ice... and a personality just as cold. What Raelynn doesn’t know is that Elion isn’t just any man. And the baby she’s carrying? Let’s just say it’s far from ordinary, and its existence could shake the foundations of the world she knows.

Isaiah's eyes locked onto mine, his gaze burning with intensity. “You’ll be mine Aurélia,” he whispered, his voice low and husky. “You won't escape me, my little pony.” Before I could react, Isaiah pulled me close, his hand wrapping around my waist. His lips crashed onto mine, sending shivers down my spine. The kiss was fierce, passionate, and all consuming a French kiss that left me breathless. I hated Isaiah for his arrogance, but his bad boy charm was undeniable. His touch ignited a fire within me, drawing me into his web of desire. I couldn't resist his romance no matter how hard I tried. Isaiah's eyes seemed to melt my resolve, his words touching my heart. “I fell for you at first sight,” he whispered. “Your eyes, your beauty, your kindness... you're mine Aurélia.” His possessiveness should have scared me, but instead, it sent a thrill through my veins. “You won't be able to run away from me,” Isaiah whispered, his breath hot against my skin. “You’ll always be mine.” I knew I should resist, but his touch was addictive. I couldn't deny the sparks flying between us, or the way my heart skipped a beat when he held me close.

Yin Kai eats something his chickens seem to enjoy... From then on, he's cast into a bigger role for himself, his family, and his world. Using the Ancestral Origin Transformation Art, he merges with one of his chickens. Getting cultivation feedback from his chicken's progeny alongside his own, Yin Kai begins to take the cultivation world by storm with only one task: Do the thing nobody else wants to do, ever will do, and cultivate perfectly through each realm by cultivating 1380 small stages per realm instead of 3. He doesn't want to, but he might as well. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/XKHa52XFQm

Một nội gián, một tướng quân, một quá khứ và một tương lai. một tình yêu liệu kết cuộc của họ sẽ ra sao?

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'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Note to Readers: Please bear with me until Chapter 11—trust me, the real chaos (and hilarity) is just about to begin! Synopsis: When I woke up inside Eternal Dominion Online, I expected overpowered skills, legendary loot, and maybe even a harem. Instead, I got a talking System with an attitude problem and a stick as my starting weapon. Meet S.A.S. (Sarcastic Assistance System)—a passive-aggressive, trash-talking AI that’s supposed to help me level up. Except it spends more time roasting my life choices than giving useful advice. Every time I try to act like a hero, it hits me with "Wow, that was embarrassing." Now, I have to navigate this game world, fight monsters, and somehow survive despite my own System constantly bullying me. But with ridiculous side quests like "Slap the King" (no reward, just for fun) and NPCs who actively doubt my existence, even reaching Level 10 might be impossible. Can I rise to power, defeat the Demon Lord, and finally earn my System’s respect? …Probably not. But at least I’ll die laughing.

Yuna who think that she will find herself in the afterlife after being hit by a speeding car found herself in a situation where she has to go through various scenario from 'Writing prompts' that her friend love scrolling. To go through various world or scenario without losing her sense of Self, Yuna decisively choose to preserve her sense of self, agreeing to any penalty she may faced. 'What's the worst thing that can happen?' She already goes through a horrible death isn't she not? Yuna light heartedly brush off the so called penalty. Of course if she know the content of the penalty, she may not hastily agree but what can she do? the milk is already spill. Penalty for preserving her sense of self: [Penalty#1 Being constantly drag in the centre of the storm Penalty #2 attracting the potential yandere in every scenario] Yuna who found herself in the centre of 'Chaotic' attention she try to vehemently avoid : Haha Yuna who found herself having to deal with Yandere from left and right, above and below : Haha Yuna who was so tired, wanting to burst into tears dealing with all sorts of up and down in every scenario look up at the sky and flip her middle finger beautifully before cursing "Fuck This, Fuck That, Fuck Everything"

Hakumo, một chàng trai bình thường với cuộc sống học đường nhạt nhòa, đã dành nhiều năm thầm thương trộm nhớ Miko - cô bạn thanh mai trúc mã xinh đẹp, hiền lành và tốt bụng. Sau bao ngần ngại, cậu cuối cùng cũng dũng cảm tỏ tình với cô, và thật bất ngờ, Miko cũng đã đáp lại tình cảm của cậu. Khoảnh khắc hạnh phúc ngập tràn của cả hai bị gián đoạn khi nhóm bạn thân của Hakumo (Kudo, Kotsuke, và Shinobu) xuất hiện, mang theo những trò đùa vui nhộn nhưng cũng đầy phiền toái. Tuy nhiên, niềm vui ngắn ngủi của họ nhanh chóng bị phá vỡ khi một sự kiện kỳ lạ xảy ra. Một vòng tròn bí ẩn xuất hiện dưới chân họ, kèm theo những âm thanh kỳ dị và áp lực khủng khiếp đè nặng lên cơ thể. Trong tích tắc, cả nhóm bị dịch chuyển đến một thế giới hoàn toàn xa lạ - một thế giới đầy rẫy những sinh vật kỳ dị, phép thuật huyền bí, và những hiểm nguy chết người. Hakumo và nhóm bạn nhanh chóng nhận ra rằng họ đã bị cuốn vào một cuộc phiêu lưu không tưởng. Họ được cho biết rằng thế giới này đang bị đe dọa bởi một thế lực hắc ám, và họ chính là những "người được chọn" để giải cứu thế giới này. Với sự giúp đỡ của những người dân bản địa, họ bắt đầu hành trình tìm hiểu sức mạnh tiềm ẩn của bản thân và học cách sử dụng phép thuật để chiến đấu. Trong hành trình này, tình cảm giữa Hakumo và Miko ngày càng sâu đậm, nhưng cũng bị thử thách bởi những hiểm nguy và bí mật của thế giới mới. Nhóm bạn của Hakumo cũng dần trưởng thành, mỗi người phát hiện ra khả năng đặc biệt của mình và cùng nhau vượt qua những thử thách khắc nghiệt. Liệu họ có thể hoàn thành sứ mệnh giải cứu thế giới này và tìm cách trở về nhà? Hay họ sẽ mãi mãi bị mắc kẹt trong thế giới đầy rẫy hiểm nguy và bí ẩn này? Hãy cùng theo dõi hành trình phưu lưu đầy kịch tính của Hakumo và những người bạn!.

A genius programmer creates the perfect AI girlfriend—only for her to become terrifyingly possessive. When an apocalyptic event threatens the world, she eliminates any woman who tries to recruit him to the cause. But when the villainess of the apocalypse takes an interest in him, will his AI love protect or destroy him?

The Death Goddess I Accidentally Summoned Won't Let Me Die Permanently --- WSA 2025 ENTRY --- When gaming otaku Haruki Kageyama awakens in a medieval fantasy world, he discovers a terrifying yet powerful gift: the ability to restart after death. Marked by a mysterious goddess, Haruki must master shadow manipulation while navigating a realm of political intrigue and ancient magic. With each death, he grows stronger, learning to harness darkness as a weapon against increasingly formidable enemies. Guided by the goddess's enigmatic servants, Haruki slowly uncovers why he was summoned and what connection he shares with the deity who granted his power. As kingdoms clash and hidden conspiracies emerge, Haruki faces a troubling question: in a world where dying is just the beginning, what is the ultimate price of immortality?

Merri Winslow caught the attention of two very dangerous men. Alexi Baranov and Nikolai Rushkin grew up together and were sworn blood brothers. When Alexi was rescued from the ruthless gang they belonged to at the age of twelve, he didn't forget Nikolai. He returned for him four years later and they set out on a journey to gain riches and power together. Once Merri unwillingly entered their lives nothing would remain the same. The bond between them would be forever broken because of lust and love. Who will Merri choose in the end? Alexi, the cruel boss who took her innocence or Nikolai, the man who cherishes her?

Elizabeth, a girl with an unusual personality is reincarnated into the body of a mute woman in what appeared to be medieval times. However, the people surrounding her seemed familiar. She had transmigrated as the dead villainess's older sister in a +19-rated novel she read long ago in her past life. Marianne, the previous owner of the body, had a tragic past. Abused by his obsessed older brother and little sister, the part of her soul left in the body doesn't give Elizabeth freedom. Now she will discover the truth behind Marianne's condition, experience unknown feelings, and recall her past to overcome these new difficulties. 'I'm gonna go crazy...how is it that this girl didn't even have her name mentioned in the novel?... some authors really are idiots...' _________________________________ Give some love to my other book too ^^~ • Barbaric Spouse, Descry the Night's Lure * To find my book you have to either search the title or my pen name. It will not show on my profile. _________________________________ TAGS: #R18 #SlowPaced, #Romance, #Smut, #Medieval, #Trauma, #Father&Daughter... (Sigh... so many tags... do emphasise #SlowPaced ^^) _________________________________ This is an original Story ^^ Author: XimenoideX

Gái già tưng tửng Tác giả: Tsuky Câu chuyện bắt đầu khi 1 cô gái “ế trong tư thế ngẩng cao đầu” đi học lớp sexy dance và gặp thầy dạy nhảy kém 5 tuổi.

This novel follows the journey of a young man, Shuang Yue, who awakens the power of the Inner Universe—an ability that allows him to absorb external energy. In the early stages of his journey, he ventures alone into the Northern Territory to investigate an interdimensional rift. Along the way, he meets Ray, a warrior with exceptional combat skills, and Yun Che, a former member of an enemy faction who has since awakened to his past mistakes and chosen redemption. Together, the three face fierce battles and life-or-death trials, gradually learning to regulate their absorption of foreign energy to prevent the collapse of their Inner Universe from overloading. As the sinister plans of their adversary, Ji Mie, begin to unfold, Shuang Yue not only establishes an alliance and unites powerful warriors to resist the interdimensional invasion but also surpasses his own limits through numerous battles. Ultimately, he faces Ji Mie in a final showdown. After enduring devastating sacrifices and counterattacks, he masters the power to rewrite the laws of reality, successfully sealing away the invading forces. Leading the survivors, he rebuilds their homeland and establishes the Devourer Academy, ushering in a new era of peace. This is an epic saga that blends a vast cosmic setting, intense combat, and a profound exploration of human nature. It not only showcases the boundless allure of power but also serves as a warning against its reckless misuse—ultimately guiding humanity toward a future of hope and rebirth.

In a world where every sixteen-year-old awakens a guardian angel, Ryven—son of a court mage—wants nothing more than to live a peaceful life, get rich, and enjoy the finer things. With overpowered magic honed from years of training, he has no interest in fame or heroics just money and luxury. Enter Lyria—an angel with the rare ability to boost experience and shorten spellcasting time, a power that should make her invaluable. Assigned to Ryven on his sixteenth birthday, she’s determined to prove herself worthy of the bond that ties their lives together. If Lyria dies, Ryven will share her fate—a harsh reality that leaves no room for failure. Yet, despite their best efforts, Lyria remains stuck at level one. Unlike other angels who grow stronger alongside their partners, something within her refuses to change. Frustrated but unable to abandon her, Ryven reluctantly accepts her presence. But fate has other plans. Trouble seems to follow Lyria wherever she goes, dragging Ryven into conflicts he never wanted. Still, no matter how much chaos she brings, Ryven can’t bring himself to give up on her. Driven by equal parts obligation and a growing sense of loyalty, he sets out to uncover the truth behind Lyria’s mysterious inability to level up—even if it means stepping into the spotlight he’s tried so hard to avoid. One last chance. One overpowered mage. One angel with a hidden flaw. Together, they might just change the world—if they don’t drive each other crazy first.

Sa gitna ng malamlam na liwanag ng simbahan, isang batang pari ang nahaharap sa pinakamabigat na pagsubok ng kanyang pananampalataya nang matagpuan niya ang isang dalagitang sugatan at wasak ang loob. Sa bawat dasal ay kasabay ang bulong ng tukso, at sa bawat hakbang patungo sa kaliwanagan ay mas lalong nilulunod siya ng dilim. Hanggang saan siya dadalhin ng kasalanan bago tuluyang magbuwal ang kanyang pananampalataya?

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Kisah perjalanan umat manusia yang harus terus berjuang untuk menghadapi segala kegilaan yang muncul di hadapan mereka. ============================= *Karya Original* *Bad Writing*

Gabriel Maraj enters RevX, the world’s biggest VR sports tournament, to win a scholarship and go from a noob to the GOAT. The problem? The game won’t let him log out. Now, he’s stuck playing sports turned deadly, dodging system threats, and racing against players with years of experience. If he loses, his dreams—and maybe his life—are over.

Namatay sa zombie apocalypse ang lahat ng taong mahalaga kay Thunder kaya naman laking tuwa niya nang bumalik siya sa nakaraan bago magkaroon ng zombie apocalypse. Maililigtas na kaya niya ang mga taong mahal niya bago pa man mahuli ang lahat o mauulit lamang ba ang mga nangyari noon?

The Grand Selection has begun. There is no escape. No second chances. Nina never asked to be part of this. In an instant, she went from watching over her parents in a hospital to finding herself in a transcendental tournament where only the strongest will fight until the end. Her fate is now tied to Alistair Grosvenor, a man who refuses to accept her as his partner. Here, victory is everything. The Superiors offer the chance to transcend, to obtain any wish, but only the strongest will survive. For Nina, relying on someone else is not an option, but the tournament leaves her no choice. If one falls, both fall. And Alistair has already decided that she is not strong enough. But Nina has never been one to accept her fate without a fight.

Robert was once a scientist who should've gone down in history as the modern day prometheus. The man who brough the power of the atomic bomb from the mere imaginings of men to reality. However something went wrong during the first test, and the entire world was devoured by the powers they sought to tame. But that was not the end. Robert wakes up almost a thousand years later, to a world deformed and reshaped by radiation. Concepts like magic, once thought impossible, now roam this new Earth as common fact. And what is his role in all this? He has become a creature —the only creature— capable of consuming the radiation that plagues the earth. And he will soon find that none of this is a mere coincidence.