Saiko Ramen

All Hiro Kaze wanted was a quiet life. No drama, no romance, just instant ramen and anime in peace. Unfortunately for him, fate had other plans. After a mysterious encounter with a cosmic being, Hiro is cursed—or blessed—with the “Harem of Doom” system. Now, every time a girl falls in love with him, he’s forced to accept her confession or else she dies in the most ridiculous, catastrophic ways imaginable. Rejected a shy girl behind the gym? Boom—lightning strikes. Tried to avoid a love letter? Instant earthquake. Say “I just see you as a friend”? She gets abducted by aliens. To save lives (and his sanity), Hiro ends up with 100 girlfriends—and they’re all living under the same roof. From a knife-wielding yandere, to a seductive vampire princess, to an AI girl who hacks his dreams, and even a goddess who claims him as her “divine husband”, Hiro is drowning in affection, rivalry, and absolute chaos. He just wants peace. Instead, he’s dodging love bombs, assassination attempts (from jealous girlfriends), magical catfights, and awkward group dates where even breathing wrong could spark a war. How long can he survive the world’s deadliest harem?

She ran from a past that never listened. He hid behind a voice the world loved—but never knew. When Arohi, a shy south indian interior designer, lands a one-year opportunity in Tokyo, she’s not chasing dreams—she’s escaping wounds. Quiet, anxious, and too used to being ignored, she never expected her neighbor to be the first person to really hear her. Natsuo is soft-spoken, kind-eyed, and almost too calm for the chaos inside her. But there’s something about his music… it feels familiar. Too familiar. As ramen turns into rituals, and shared silences blossom into something deeper, Arohi finds herself torn between the gentle warmth of friendship… and the slow, aching burn of something much more. But secrets always have a sound—and when his truth comes echoing back, will her heart be ready to listen? A slow-burn, cross-cultural romance about healing, found connection, and the music that binds two strangers... Somewhere Between the Chords.

Un mois est passé depuis la dispersion de Kill au enfer, rongé par les remords, Cipher retrouve à nouveau de la joie grâce à une petite fille nommée Alice qu'il rencontre toujours dans ses rêves, mais ce bonheur semble illusoire et le plonge dans une mélancolie. Jiyu voulant lui remonter le moral atterri avec lui dans ce rêve si réel, mais la fantaisie se transforme en traque des enfers. Comment vont-ils sortir de cet endroit mystérieux ? Makoto et Yuri, arriveront-ils à les ramener ? Ou le lapin les aidera-t-il ? La fantaisie d'un rêve peut très vite devenir un cauchemar. Attrapé le ou fuyez le dans Purgatory: Wonderland

Kai Xander was just a regular guy, wasting his days in a messy apartment with video games and ramen. But everything changed the moment he was pulled into a dangerous fantasy world filled with magic, monsters… and beautiful women in need. Marked by the lewd but powerful system known as [Pervergent Lord], Kai discovers that his very essence holds a forbidden gift. His EX Rank Semen has the power to awaken and strengthen female magic users but only when deeply received. Through intimacy, he can boost their stats, unlock hidden classes, even twist fate itself. But this blessing is no simple power, It demands desire. It feeds on dominance. And it grows stronger with every bond he claims. As kingdoms fall and chaos spreads, Kai makes a vow: He will never be weak again. He will no longer bow to fate, heroes, or kings. He will not let any woman live in cold duty or lonely loyalty.. Not the hero’s wife, the devoted widow, the villain’s bride, the villainess, or the ice-hearted empress. Whether it’s the princess, the priestess, or the commander's mother, he will take what others fear to desire. And as his legend grows, so do his enemies... Heroes who want their wives back. Villains who want revenge for stolen lovers. Kings and warlords who curse his name for claiming their daughters, sisters… even their mothers. He becomes a myth whispered by men and moaned by women... A breeder of women. The enemy of men. The forbidden desire burning in every longing, beautiful heart.

When high schooler Kenji Tanaka gets summoned to another world with his entire class, everyone gets amazing powers like Fire Magic and Ultimate Analysis. Kenji gets "Minor Environmental Adjustment," which sounds about as useful as a chocolate teapot. While his classmates receive royal treatment and epic training montages, Kenji gets thrown into fantasy prison for "character building." This is the story of the least motivated hero ever, who defeats problems through sheer audacity, weaponized politeness, and the power of asking, "But why though?" and maybe being overpowered. He's not here to save the world or get revenge—he just wants to figure out what's going on and maybe learn to cook something other than instant ramen.

Kartikey, an ordinary Indian man working a quiet IT job in Seoul, never asked for much — a steady paycheck, some instant ramen, and maybe a call from home now and then. Romance? Not on his radar. Especially not in a city where he’s more invisible than foreign. That is, until a blind date app matches him with Nancy — a woman who radiates elegance, mystery, and the kind of confidence that could shatter egos. What Kartikey doesn’t know? Nancy is the CEO and president of LUXENOVA, one of the world’s most powerful AI tech empires. She has secrets. He has no clue. And the world she lives in? It’s not one you enter casually. But something about Kartikey’s raw honesty and quiet humor pulls her in. And something about her silence and sharp eyes makes him wonder… Who is this woman, really? This is a story about the unexpected connections between two people from entirely different worlds. It’s about culture, class, identity — and finding someone who sees you, not your résumé.

He was a genius city planner. Then a disgraced shut-in. Then a baby in a goblin hut. When Takumi dies a stupid death (instant ramen, no joke), he expects oblivion. Instead, he’s reborn as a helpless human child in a tribe of goblins. No powers. No skills. No cheat stats. Survival should be impossible. But he’s got one thing going for him: a brain full of strategy games, city-building know-how, and an absolutely ridiculous talent for bluffing. When adventurers attack his goblin family, he fakes being a legendary curse-bearer—and lives. Now, with monsters hunted and hated across the land, Takumi sets out to build a nation where they can finally live in peace. No magic. No sword. No chosen one status. Just lies, heart, and urban development. The goblins call him “Soft-Skin.” The world may soon call him king.

Demons are everywhere. They crawl out of cracks in the world, eat people's feelings like it’s breakfast, and nobody even bats an eye anymore. Gates show up on random Tuesdays. Hunters kill demons for money. People die. That’s just how it is. But Lee-Min? He didn’t give a damn about any of that. He had real problems. Working three dead-end jobs to afford ramen, saving up to buy Rena a ring. Pretending his life wasn’t a joke. He thought if he kept his head down, maybe the supernatural world would leave him alone. Then an emotion demon decided his girlfriend looked like dinner. Lee-Min did what anyone would do — he tried throwing himself at the demon, trying to kill the woman he loved. But he was just a regular guy. No powers. No training. No shot. The hunter who saved his girlfriend looked at him like dirt… and that same night, she broke his heart with six brutal words: “You’re too weak for me.” Then his mom got cancer. The treatment costs millions. The Hunters Guild shows up with a contract his dad signed — they’ll pay for everything… if Lee-Min joins them. The same people who got his father killed. But Desperate people make stupid choices. Lee-Min signs, thinking he’s just paying off debt. He doesn’t know he’s about to become something even more dangerous, even if it means losing his soul. Are you ready to become a god?

Elle était un génie incomparable au 24e siècle - tout ce dont elle avait besoin, c'était d'une aiguille d'argent et elle pouvait pratiquement ramener n'importe qui d'entre les morts. Après une explosion, elle a traversé dans un monde étrange; tout le monde l'appelle "Mademoiselle." La précédente "Mademoiselle" avant n'avait pas d'esprit contractuel, était faible et incompétente, et même le fiancé vient avec un nouvel amour et la harcèle? Maintenant qu'elle a pris le relais, qui ose agir aussi présomptueusement autour d'elle? Avec des aiguilles en main, le monde est à elle! Partout où elle va, des miracles suivent! Cependant, elle a sauvé un parasite. À quoi pensait-elle en sauvant cet homme? Son allure époustouflante et son visage impeccable contrastent fortement avec ses actions cruelles. Il essaie par tous les moyens de la conquérir. C'est une histoire croisée intéressante avec un peu de magie, de romance et une demoiselle au coeur noir comme personnage principal.

Synopsis – The War of Walmart: Volume 1 Zombies? Aliens? A yandere with a knife?? Welcome to the worst shopping trip of your life. When Natsu Heart woke up, he just wanted to grab some instant ramen and vibe through another lazy Tuesday. But the universe had different plans—like dropping an entire alien empire into Shibuya and letting the undead loose like it’s Black Friday in hell. Now, Natsu’s stuck in a world gone mad with: A beautiful, unhinged schoolgirl named Haku who falls in love with him at first stab sight. A fierce, fabulous survivor named Marcus who slays both monsters and fashion. Parkour zombies that dress like anime extras. Tentacled aliens with tech from Wish.com. And a Walmart that becomes humanity’s last stand. Armed with frying pans, sarcasm, and zero common sense, Natsu must survive love triangles, laser beams, and whatever the hell a "Zark'Thul" is. Can this trio of misfits save the world? Or will they just roast each other to death first? Get ready for action, comedy, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF in the most ridiculous apocalypse ever.

Noel likes his world quiet, clean, and perfectly organized. He’s the kind of guy who alphabetizes his books, avoids eye contact, and considers a wild night one where he reads past midnight. Drama? Not his thing. Parties? Pass. Sharing a dorm with a chaotic stranger? Just another obstacle to endure—hopefully, temporarily. Enter Luca: flirtatious, chaotic, and chronically shirtless. A walking disaster with too many admirers and not enough awareness, he leaves messes—and broken hearts—wherever he goes. Loud, reckless, and charming, he’s everything Noel can’t stand… and somehow, everything he can’t stop noticing. What starts as a clash of lifestyles soon turns into late-night conversations, innocent pranks, and lingering stares. Somewhere between eye rolls and shared ramen, their rivalry begins to blur—until even Noel can’t deny his quiet little world feels empty without Luca. Noel wonders why his heart skips a beat whenever Luca’s near. And Luca? He’s realizing the one person who doesn’t fall for his charm might be the only one who truly sees him. Falling in love was never part of the roommate agreement—but hearts don’t follow house rules. --- Vibes & Tropes: Grumpy x Sunshine Forced Proximity Mutual Pining & Slow Burn Sass, Snark, and Secret Softness Movie nights, pranks, cuddles, and the accidental love story

A boy survives a plane crash that kills his entire family. His eccentric but secretly badass uncle adopts him and teaches him ancient martial arts while running a ramen shop. At 14, the boy is a fighting prodigy. He juggles school, fights, and comedic chaos. Years later, at age 20, a divine enemy attacks Earth. The boy fights a god — the battle shatters the world. With the last of his strength, he opens a portal and escapes to another world to become stronger… and find a way to return.

He was the final boss. The monster at the end of the world. The unbeatable nightmare humanity couldn’t kill. Then one day… he quit. Why? Because he saw two hunters having sex in his dungeon and realized Earth might have something way better than world domination. Now, disguised as a “totally normal guy” working at a sketchy restaurant, the most overpowered being in existence is on a personal mission: Sleep with every type of human woman. Catgirls? Yes. Elves? Hopefully. Tsundere sword babes? Absolutely. But hiding his god-level powers isn’t easy—especially when: His cooking accidentally gives people magic orgasms An E-rank hero gets famous for “defeating” him (total accident) Women keep throwing themselves at him... and monsters do too And a suspicious ex-goddess shows up asking why he’s working night shifts at a ramen shop He wanted pleasure. He got a restaurant job, a harem of disasters, and a world that keeps trying to make him a hero. This is not how conquering Earth was supposed to go. .__________________________________ No NTR, No Yuri

Han Taewon was once a prodigy — a national champion in taekwondo and swordsmanship. His dreams were forged in steel, fueled by fantasy, and sharpened by obsession. But life doesn't care about dreams. After a tragic arson incident leaves his nerves damaged and his body half-burnt, he fades from the spotlight and into isolation. Now? He’s a shut-in with scars, ramen for breakfast, and a recent addiction to a fantasy game with no clear end — Kingdom of Nihilion. A game with no kingdom named Nihilion. A game with no rules that truly make sense. And yet... it feels more real than anything else. Until, one night, something changes. Not in the game — in his world. A strange sound. A blinding moment. A crowded place. And then, a voice: “My lady, is something the matter?” From broken prodigy to something utterly unexpected, Taewon finds himself in a world built on forgotten pieces — a place where scrapped concepts breathe again, and roles are anything but voluntary.

Jack Wilson wasn’t planning to doom the city. He just wanted to make rent and maybe buy a better hoodie. Then he opened a cursed file labeled “DO NOT OPEN (Lethality Rating: 9/10)”—because what’s life without a little fun? One explosion, a glowing hand tattoo, and a ramen-scented dumpster dive later, Jack is now the host of something ancient, powerful, and probably homicidal. Now everyone wants him dead: secret guilds, rogue mages, even a talking pigeon with a grudge. Too bad Jack’s having the time of his life. Armed with sarcasm, unstable spirit energy, and zero impulse control, Jack is about to turn the magical underworld upside down.

Elior Serrano never asked to be hunted. By day, he's just Eli - mortal, broke college kid, leader of the Fourfold Squad who's barely surviving exams and midnight ramen runs. But beneath his skin pulses a mark older than bloodlines, a secret that turns his veins into battlegrounds. When the Crimson Court - a royal vampire clan - and the Infernal Triad - a ruthless demon circle - collide over him, Eli finds himself torn between ancient enemies who crave more than just his life. In the shadows of Saint Elda University, Eli's only shield is the Fourfold: Celeste, clumsy but fierce; Jace, beautiful and ruthless; Liam, lazy genius and occult hound. Together, they'll stand between him and the fangs and flames waiting to rip him open. But monsters wear many faces - and the deeper Eli slips into the Veil, the harder it is to tell who's hunting him... and who wants to keep him whole. One Veilblood. Two rival legacies. A love that could break the world open.

Il meurt… puis se réveille dans un monde où Dieu a été assassiné et son souvenir effacé. Mais lui, il se souvient. Chaque nuit, une voix divine murmure à son oreille, le suppliant de ramener la vérité dans un monde plongé dans le mensonge. Il doit survivre dans une société théocratique où croire est puni de mort, tout en débloquant des souvenirs d’un autre monde. Hook : Des révélations choquantes, une ambiance mystique, un héros anti-saint.

Yun Hao died in the most ridiculous way—crushed by a falling ramen billboard during a late-night snack run. He wakes up in the Lesser Heavenly Realm, a world where people fly on swords, cultivate spiritual energy, and battle divine beasts. His golden finger? A beta-version cultivation system... Full of glitches, bad translations, and quests like: “Survive a spirit beast attack without moving for 3 minutes. Reward: One used sock.” With zero combat skills, a system that crashes mid-battle, and rewards that are borderline useless, Yun Hao must rely on his wits, sarcasm, and sheer dumb luck to survive. To the outside world, he looks like a mysterious genius with an unconventional path. But behind the scenes? It’s just one guy struggling with a broken interface and enemies way out of his league. A hilarious, chaotic, and unpredictable journey of cultivation, system failures, and unintended legendary status.

Ken Shimizu had always lived a quiet life. He wasn’t a genius or a failure—just a regular guy with a decent job in an indie game studio, an obsession with ramen, and a library of half-finished Steam games. At 32, he could code, write basic dialogue, and pixel art his way through most things. Nothing spectacular. But he loved games—not just playing them, but imagining what they could be. Then, he died. Not in a blaze of glory. Not even in a tragic accident. Just a poorly timed heart attack while stress-testing a buggy horror VR build at 3 a.m. He blinked. And opened his eyes to a new world.

Dans un monde post-apocalyptique ravagé par des guerres génétiques, trois survivants — Ashen, Rook et Raiku — luttent pour démanteler La Griffe, une organisation militaro-scientifique qui utilise la mutation pour créer des soldats monstrueux. Mais au cœur de cette machinerie infernale se cache un homme : Moncu Gin, scientifique brisé par la mort de son fils Momo, qu’il tente désespérément de ramener à la vie. Pour cela, il est prêt à tout — même à sacrifier Ashen, porteur d’un gène rare capable de réactiver le corps de son fils. Alors que les héros infiltrent la base, un ancien allié, Rook, retourne les soldats mutants contre leurs créateurs, révélant qu’ils étaient autrefois humains, manipulés et abandonnés. Une révolte inattendue éclate. Mais Gin, au bord du gouffre, déclenche un dernier protocole : une bombe nucléaire expérimentale sur le point d’anéantir leur ville d’origine. La dernière bataille se joue alors entre Gin et son ancien ami Ryuko, mentor de l’équipe, dans un duel aussi physique qu’émotionnel, entre regrets du passé et espoirs pour l’avenir. Ashen, enfermé dans une capsule, est sauvé de justesse, tandis que Gin, touché par la voix de son fils endormi dans une autre capsule, fait le choix ultime. Il se sacrifie pour désactiver la bombe, sauvant la ville, ses ennemis… et son propre honneur.

WSA Entry* *** Alex, born into the illustrious and undeniably gifted Smith family, was a stark anomaly. While his siblings excelled in everything from music to sports, h e was a blank canvas, utterly talentless. This ostracized him, making him a target for his family's disdain and bullying from his classmates. Finding solace only in the world of anime, Alex retreated into his room, spending days in a state of squalor, fueled by ramen and the fantasy worlds on his screen. One day, while attempting to microwave a plastic container filled with ramen (because even basic kitchen skills were beyond him), the microwave exploded, turning Alex's room into a scene of hilarious destruction. Instead of dying tragically, he finds himself resurrected…in the anime he loved the most, "Swords and Sorcery," a fantastical world brimming with magic and adventure. As Alex, now a fresh-faced young adventurer in this new world, he discovers he can wield the powers of any character from any anime he's ever watched. Suddenly, his days of being mocked for his lack of talent are a distant memory. He can summon the mystical powers of a powerful wizard, the strength of a legendary warrior, or the agility of a skilled ninja. He even discovers he can tap into the magical abilities of characters from lesser-known anime, like a charming witch from a forgotten shoujo series or a cunning strategist from a tactical mecha anime. Armed with his vast anime knowledge and newfound abilities, Alex embarks on a life of self-discovery and adventure. He'll navigate the complexities of this magical world, forge alliances with unlikely heroes, and face off against powerful foes, all while striving to prove his worth and overcome the trauma of his past. But as he dives deeper into this fantastical world, he'll face a new challenge: can he learn to be happy and find his place in this world, free from the shadow of his former life? *** "HAHAHAHAHA! All those useless Isekai animes animes I watched was not for waste after all...Stupid old man! Why don't you laugh at this?"

When broke and overworked office worker Li Tianyu dies in a bizarre vending machine explosion, he awakens in a chaotic cultivation world ruled by tyrannical sects, immortal clans, and ancient beasts. But unlike the others, he starts with the [Omnipotent Tycoon System], which allows him to: Trade spiritual Qi for modern technology and wealth Build interdimensional businesses in multiple realms Employ divine beings as his staff Gain shares in heavenly laws and concepts Bribe immortals, outbid gods, and buy realms outright Armed with unlimited funds and absurd cheat codes, he opens a Heavenly Mall in the middle of a war-torn continent—selling everything from cheat artifacts to immortal ramen. His goal? Become the wealthiest existence across all planes and realms... and slap anyone who dares look down on him with a golden credit card. From bankrupt sects begging for loans, to goddesses offering marriage contracts for stock in his empire, Li Tianyu’s journey from wage slave to Heavenly Tycoon will shatter the heavens themselves.

When the sky split open, the dead came pouring in. Reality shattered. Ghost gates erupted across the globe, flooding the world with malevolent spirits immune to bullets, bombs, and human logic. As cities burned and souls vanished into the void, only one thing stood between annihilation and survival—the Reapers, cursed individuals gifted with strange powers tied to the invading force itself. Adam is not a Reaper. He’s a nobody…until a ghost bonded with him refuses to let go of his very soul. Now, voices haunt him. Quests appear in blood-red text. And something inside him is trying to take control. As the world crumbles and a secret society hunts him down, Adam must fight back against the monsters outside—and the one growing within. Because this system isn’t just cursed. ****** Greetings earthlings. Ok, lemme go straight to he point. This is my first novel so I'd really appreciate it if you'd support me with gifts, votes and other stuff webnovel has to offer. pwetty pwees

Jang Beom Seok is used to being watched. Idol since age 15, center of the stage, youngest in BTSB—he’s polished, beloved, and quietly unraveling. So he vanishes. Not dramatically—just one hoodie, one mask, and a bus seat in the back. That’s where he meets Seo Jin-ah, the sarcastic, ramen-slinging, anime-loving stranger who thinks his stage name sounds like “Bomb Socks.” She doesn’t recognize him. And strangely… he doesn’t want her to. As their paths cross—through drizzle-soaked commutes, ramen shop nights, and tangled misunderstandings—Beom Seok slips deeper into a life he was never supposed to have.

Il y a neuf ans, l'humanité a failli disparaître le jour où des monstres ont émergé des Fissures – ou donjons – qui sont apparus partout dans le monde. Lorsque tout espoir semblait perdu, quelques élus se réveillèrent en tant que Chasseurs équipés d'un Système. Grâce à eux, la civilisation s'est rétablie plus rapidement qu'on ne l'aurait cru après l'apocalypse. Cependant, un autre conflit se présenta plus tard : plus les Chasseurs utilisaient leurs pouvoirs, plus vite ils perdaient la raison. Heureusement, parmi le Peuple Éveillé, il existe un groupe classé par le Système comme Guides – et seuls ces Guides ont le pouvoir de calmer les Chasseurs et de les ramener à la raison. Ça a l'air génial, n'est-ce pas? Mais que se passe-t-il lorsqu'un Civil est en couple avec un Chasseur qui a un fort taux de compatibilité avec son Guide ? « Cassons, Wonhee. » Ouais, voilà ce qui arrive quand ton petit-ami Chasseur a un taux de compatibilité de 76% avec son Guide. Wonhee a été larguée par son petit-ami de longue date parce qu'elle n'est qu'une Civile... ... ou du moins, c'est ce qu'elle croyait.

The clock on my bedroom wall ticked past midnight, its soft clicks drowned out by the growl of my stomach. I, Haruto Tanaka, high school second-year and self-proclaimed master of procrastination, was facing a crisis of epic proportions: I was starving. Not just “I could eat a snack” starving, but “I might sell my soul for instant ramen” starving. “Ugh, why didn’t I grab something after club?” I groaned, flopping onto my bed. The kendo club had run late, and I’d been too lazy to stop by the convenience store. Now, my fridge was a barren wasteland, and my wallet was crying somewhere under a pile of manga. As I stared at the ceiling, a wild idea struck me. “What if… I summon food?” I sat up, grinning like an idiot. Okay, hear me out. Last week, I’d found this weird old book in the school library’s “do not borrow” section. It was called The Grimoire of Minor Conveniences, and it had spells for stuff like “find lost socks” or “make your tea the perfect temperature.” I’d skimmed it during

For Leo, life is best lived quietly, especially when he's savoring a perfectly crafted meal. But beneath his shy exterior lies "PalatePilot," an anonymous online food critic whose passionate reviews are gaining an unexpected following. When his heartfelt take on Umi's Noodle Bar suddenly goes viral, "PalatePilot" becomes a local legend, bringing unprecedented crowds to the struggling ramen shop. Forced into the limelight he desperately avoids, Leo finds his quiet world unraveling. He's got his loyal best friend, Sam, by his side, but he also has to contend with a sharp, rival critic determined to unmask him. Can this unassuming underdog balance his secret fame with his desire for a normal life, all while shaping the very flavors of his city?

A ramen cart mysteriously appears after midnight, seemingly out of nowhere. It waits in the silent darkness, illuminated only by its glowing paper lanterns that cast a warm light across the night. A bowl of ramen rests on the cart's bar, its sweet, inviting aroma beckoning you closer. Should you choose to accept its invitation, you will experience the most amazing bowl of ramen you have ever had, accompanied by the company of the Kimono Man who prepared it for you. He takes great satisfaction in watching your expression as you enjoy your meal, with a smile on his face...

In a creaky old apartment tucked between two gentrified cafés in a city that pretends monsters don't exist, five supernatural beings share rent, ramen, and regret. * Vlad, the vampire, is a centuries-old former aristocrat trying to adapt to modern life, he still writes with a quill and thinks TikTok is a magic spell. * Roxy, the werewolf, is an anxiety-riddled barista who’s terrified of full moons and group projects. * Casper, the ghost, is a cheerful, overly positive soul who died in the '80s and never quite figured out how to leave, or stop decorating with neon posters. * Luce, the demon, left Hell’s corporate ladder to “find themselves” and now freelances as a life coach with a temper problem. * Tansy, the witch, is the oldest of them all and runs a crystal shop on Etsy. She’s calm… unless someone touches her cauldron. Every Sunday night, they gather in the living room with snacks, bad coffee, and one goal: don't kill each other or the neighbors. They call it “Roommate Support Group.” It’s cheaper than therapy, and sometimes messier. Together, they deal with rent hikes, haunted plumbing, exes showing up in summoning circles, and the existential crisis of being immortal in a world that keeps moving forward. But in between the chaos, they learn something scarier than any curse: healing.

They’re broke. They’re emotionally unavailable. They’re probably not licensed to do any of this. But somehow… they keep saving the world by accident. Meet Kazuki Kuroda, a washed-up conman with a mysterious past, a strawberry milk addiction, and a gift for lying through his teeth. Leading a team of psychic freeloaders, demon cats, and emotionally unstable sidekicks, he takes on odd jobs no one else wants—ghost infestations, psychic toddlers, cursed ramen contests… He never means to be a hero. He just wants lunch. But when a simple errand spirals into citywide chaos, Kazuki and his ragtag crew get mistaken for world-saving legends. Again. Between possessed microwaves, fake god impersonations, accidental cult leadership, and one very emotional haunted bathroom ghost, things start getting weird. And dangerous. Because beneath the punchlines and pratfalls… something darker is stirring. And Kazuki? He’s not just lying to the world. He’s lying to himself.