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Heavenly Dao: Earth's Biggest Troll

Heaven and earth are benevolent towards all things… "Benevolent? Who wrote this garbage? The so-called Heavenly Dao is just a cosmic butcher hiding behind empty words! Balance? Order? My foot! Endless wars, reincarnation cycles, and countless tragedies — all in the name of ‘destiny’." On Earth, he was an ordinary Asian guy — average grades, average job, no girlfriend, and a healthy obsession with cultivation novels. One day, a mysterious accident ends his boring life. But instead of reincarnating into some young master’s body or getting a cheat cultivation technique, he wakes up to a shocking revelation: He has become the new Heavenly Dao! Apparently, all his predecessors — countless so-called "Dao spirits" — failed miserably, plunging the realms into endless chaos. The mysterious System that governs cosmic order has finally chosen an "outsider" to fix things. But there's a catch: ➤ The System won’t hold his hand. ➤ No quest logs screaming “Go save the cat!” ➤ No divine guide whispering in his ear. He must use his own human intelligence, shameless cunning, and a bit of Earthly common sense — plus his OP heavenly powers — to straighten yin and yang, reconstruct reincarnation, and reforge a truly fair world of cultivation. Yet, nobody knows his true identity. To the cultivators, "Heavenly Dao" is an untouchable, cold-blooded, merciless force that enjoys watching them fight and die for karma points. They would never suspect that their current "Dao" is a clueless Earthling trying to act cool while learning on the fly! "Oh? The righteous sect is trafficking a nine-tailed fox beauty? Let me casually twist fate so they slip on banana peels and reveal themselves to the entire continent... Wait! Why are all these fox women proposing to me?!" As he fumbles through conspiracies, unravels ancient mysteries, faces off against demonic overlords, and accidentally builds a massive harem (he swears it was not on purpose!), he remains determined to rebuild a world where no one is forced into endless slaughter in the name of “balance.” "Watch closely! I — the Earth’s most normal guy — will rewrite heaven itself, and make even the heavens tremble from laughter... and maybe a bit of fear!" --- Genres: Eastern Fantasy, Cultivation, System, Comedy, Drama, Slice of Life, Action, Adventure, Harem, Smart MC, OP MC, Satire Tags: Reincarnated as a system/Dao, Secret Identity, Misunderstandings, Witty MC, World Building, Strong to Stronger, Mythical Beasts, Beautiful Disciples, Realm Wars, Karma, Fate Manipulation
KYREX_ · 1.4K Views

CEO Daddy, Let's Get Mommy

Divorce!? She wants a divorce after three years of marriage.  She was given money, luxury, and house everything. But all these things are nothing to her, after all, she is royal blood. She has seen everything.  Everything he is giving to her are the things which are left to him by her mercy.  When she found he was dumped by his ex. She clung to him and forced him to marry her. But in the end, she is treated like trash even after loving him for years. He even bought his late Ex's son home. But She didn't show any hostility to him. She treated him like her own.  But in the end, she only received his spite. She is tired of this relationship. Now, she wants to be free and pursue her dreams.  But little did she not know he didn't want to divorce her.  Arthur Garcia, a royal from the Garcia family married Esther Benjamin, who is the royal heiress from the Benjamin Family. But she leaves him without even saying goodbye. When Arthur goes back to get her back he got to know there is already someone with her. But he forgot that there is already someone with him too. ______ After her initiative to divorce, he unleashed the dangerous beast inside him which almost took her life. But that acted as her trigger while it started unleashing some of the real her. While she was finding herself, she met with her destiny. But she was not ready to accept her destiny. By the time she got an idea of who she was, she realizes that she doesn't belong human realm. Her son... was not even a human. While her destiny who was supposed to be a CEO was actually a..... What's her destiny? If her son is not a human what he is? What is her real self? If she doesn't belong to the human realm where does she belong to? ----------- Hello...  The work is original, not a translated work or anything. The cover is not mine. I found it on google. And editing is done by me. The credits go to the original artists. The story genre will change after the first volume. This book has elements of magical realism and some elements from Hindu Mythology. There would be few words and sentences from Sanskrit, A Dravidian Language. Check the tags before reading the story further. The cover of this book is doesn't belong to me. The credits go to the original artist. The editing is done by me. Also... this book didn't have great or fine English. If you are looking for good English this book is not your cup of tea. Discord: priyabolagani#5884 Instagram: priyabolagani
priyabolagani · 2.2M Views

Can I Get You?

Ernest pria yang sangat kompeten dan ambisius, ia masih berkuliah namun juga sambil berkerja pada suatu hari ia bertemu wanita cantik di malam prom event kampus, Julya namanya. Setelah malam itu Julya mengejar-ngejar Ernest selalu membuntuti Ernest di mana pun ia berada, dan selalu merayu Ernest. Pria bertubuh kekar dan memakai kaca mata itu sangat di sukai Julya entah karna matanya yang berwarna biru terang atau karna pria itu sangat tampan dan bertubuh kekar. Julya wanita berambut oranye bak bulu rubah dengan mata berwarna hijau yang selalu mengikuti Ernest dan menyatakan perasaannya dengan gombalan andalannya tanpa di ketahui Ernest, Julya mempunyai kekasih beda falkultas namun Julya masih menggerayangi Ernest. Pada suatu malam Ernest memberanikan diri untuk menelpon Julya duluan setelah sekian lama Julya yang duluan menelpon Ernest. "Halo, julya.. kalau kau ada waktu ayo kita makan bersama dengan keluargaku dan bawalah keluargamu juga kita bahas hubungan kita, aku menghindari pacaran untuk jenjang yang lebih serius" Ernest berucap dengan tegas, suaranya yang berat membuat Julya saat itu tersadar apa yang ia lakukan, malam itu Julya di beri obat tidur oleh pacarnya dan ia di perkosa, saat ini Julya membelokan matanya ia memegangi selimut menutupi tubuhnya. "Ernest.. kau serius?" Tanya julya tak percaya. "Kalau kau tidak mau.. hmm.. tidak lupakan-" "T-tidak bagaimana kalau... hari sabtu nanti?" Tanya Julya. "Mm.. baiklah akan ku beri tau lokasinya" "Hmm.. baik!" Ernest menutup teleponnya dan dengan kegirangan Julya buru-buru memakai baju dan pergi dari hotel itu. Apa yang akan terjadi dengan hubungan mereka? Bacalah di wattpad dengan Judul: Can I Get You? Ingat kalau authornya bernama SiyaDaraEleanor. Jangan lupa komen dan tinggalkan jejak KARNA ITU GRATIS Enjoy ;)
siyaaDaraEleanor · 3.8K Views
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