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Five years ago, everything shattered. An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back. She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone. No degree. No future. Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs. By day, she's invisible. By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams. She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car. The man she once loved. The father of her child. But she doesn’t recognize him. And he? He never forgot her. That man is Kellan Elliott, young CEO of the elite Elliott Group. Cold, untouchable, and far too late. When fate throws Rachel and Kellan back into the same orbit, things don’t explode. They simmer. Kellan doesn’t know the truth. Rachel doesn’t want his pity. And caught in the middle is a little girl who keeps calling the stranger in the suit “Daddy.” But uncovering the truth could break all of them apart... or finally bring them the family they never got to be. This is a secret baby story. One person. One city. One car. One beloved. I’ve driven every road in this city. Will you ever find your way back to me?

Pertemuan Danar dan Luna terjadi karena kesalahpahaman. Akankah mereka bertemu kembali? Atau malah sebaliknya? Hingga semua kesalahpahaman itu akan terus berlanjut...

Back in 1996, when the daughter of the Old Xie family, Xie Wanying, said she wanted to be a doctor, many laughed. "Phoenix begets phoenix, dog spawns dog. A truck driver’s daughter becoming a doctor is as likely as a sow climbing a tree." "I’m not just going to be a doctor, I’m going to be a female chest surgeon," said Xie Wanying. Her words provoked even greater waves of disdain within the doctors' community. Relatives who were doctors ridiculed her mercilessly: "Do you know how high the admission scores are for medical students? Do you think you can make it?" "There are zero female chief chest surgeons in the country. Who do you think you are!" A bunch of people mocked her: "You'll probably only get into a third-rate medical college and end up as a health worker in a small county town. It's easy to imagine what sort of marriage you'll have." After the college entrance exams, Xie Wanying entered the top surgical class in the country with the highest science scores in the province, with department heads in the Capital’s top-tier hospitals vying for her from her internship beginnings. "Student Xie Wanying, come to our digestive surgery department." "No, she must come to our urological surgery—" "Pediatric surgery is in short supply of female doctors like student Xie Wanying." Circles of relatives and friends: … At this time, Xie Wanying independently completed the youngest Tetralogy of Fallot surgery in the country, represented the national association of chest surgery at an international medical forum, and published the world’s first minimally invasive heart valve repair surgery, becoming truly the foremost surgeon in the field of female surgery! As for the marriage concerns that everyone "worried" about: A brother from the Returned Overseas Faction, a hot bachelor within the Capital, changed his QQ profile picture to Junior Sister Xie. The young CEO, a handsome man, came to the hospital every day with flowers, keen to offer a diamond ring. Not to mention, a whole host of suitors had long since worn a path to the Old Xie Family's doorstep...

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"Reencarnado como el Príncipe Heredero de una empobrecida isla en el Sudeste Asiático, Xiao Yunhai no tuvo más remedio que impulsar la economía y aumentar los ingresos del pueblo para evitar ser derrocado. Aprovechando su conocimiento del futuro y las ventajas de su sistema, bajo su diligente gobierno, este Príncipe Tirano del Dinero logró hacer despegar la economía del pequeño país en pocos años. Medicamentos contra el cáncer, junto con productos para blanquear la piel y aumentar el busto, se convirtieron en la obsesión de mujeres de todo el mundo. Creó el parque temático "Saga de los Saqueadores de Tumbas", que se alzó como el parque temático más popular del planeta... Bajo su liderazgo, esta pequeña nación se transformó en: - Potencia farmacéutica mundial - Capital global del anime, los videojuegos y la cultura - Destino turístico más visitado del mundo, con cientos de millones de visitantes anuales. En el ámbito militar, Xiao Yunhai desplegó una extravagancia sin límites: ¿Una brigada sintética cuesta 20.000 millones? Compra 10 de entrada. ¿Un destructor de 10.000 toneladas vale 6.500 millones? Tráeme 20. ¿Un caza de quinta generación cuesta cientos de millones por unidad? *Toma mis 100.000 millones y aléjate de mis aviones... Sus despliegues de riqueza insolente hicieron sudar hasta a los jeques petroleros de Medio Oriente. ¡Hasta China exclamó: "¡Este sí que es un auténtico nuevo rico extravagante"

Renacido como el príncipe heredero de un pobre país insular en el sudeste asiático, Xiao Yunhai se ve obligado a esforzarse en desarrollar la economía para evitar ser derrocado y aumentar los ingresos de la población. Aprovechando la ventaja del conocimiento previo y un sistema especial, bajo su liderazgo diligente, este extravagante príncipe heredero logra en pocos años un despegue económico para el pequeño país. Los medicamentos para tratar el cáncer y los productos para el blanqueamiento y el aumento de X se convierten en el objeto de deseo de las mujeres de todo el mundo. Crea un parque temático de la serie "Tomb Raider", que se convierte en el más popular del mundo... Bajo su liderazgo, este pequeño país se transforma en un centro mundial de la medicina, un gigante del anime, los videojuegos y la cultura, así como el destino turístico más popular del mundo, atrayendo a cientos de millones de turistas cada año. En lo militar, Xiao Yunhai tampoco escatima en gastos. ¿Un brigada sintética cuesta 20 mil millones? Cómprala, trae diez primero. ¿Un destructor de 10 mil toneladas cuesta 6,5 mil millones? Tráelo, trae veinte primero. ¿Un avión de quinta generación cuesta más de 100 millones por unidad? Aquí tienes mis 100 mil millones, traeme mis aviones... Su extravagante gasto hace que incluso los jeques del Medio Oriente se queden boquiabiertos. El país del dragón exclama que este sí es el verdadero "millonario excéntrico".

"Yo, alfa Dylan, te rechazo a ti, Anastasia, como mi pareja". "A-y, yo, Anastasia, acepto tu rechazo, alfa Dylan". Me forcé a decir, antes de huir entre lágrimas. Tan pronto como llegué a mi habitación y cerré la puerta, estallé en risas a gusto. "¡No puedo creerlo. ¡Por fin, el Alfa Dylan me ha dejado en paz!". Todos se estarán preguntando por qué estoy feliz de ser rechazada por mi pareja, ¿verdad? Eso es porque no soy la verdadera Anastasia.

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.

"Re:Zero: El Héroe de Hielo y Corazón Puro" sigue la historia de Finn, un elfo de cabellos blanco plateado y ojos azul profundo, con una misteriosa conexión con los espíritus elementales y recuerdos fragmentados de otra vida. Él es el hermano de Emilia, una de las candidatas a la Elección Real. La trama comienza cuando Finn rescata a Aru, una joven de otro mundo con una vestimenta peculiar, de unos matones en un callejón de Lugunica. Aru, desorientada y asustada, se aferra a Finn como su salvador. La relación entre ellos se profundiza rápidamente, especialmente cuando Aru revela el secreto de su habilidad para "Regresar por la Muerte" (Return by Death), reviviendo cada vez que muere. Finn, con su aguda mente y su creciente afecto por Aru, le cree incondicionalmente y se convierte en su ancla. Juntos, utilizan el conocimiento de Aru sobre los bucles temporales y las habilidades de Finn (su magia de hielo, su conexión con los espíritus y sus instintos de espadachín mágico) para investigar la misteriosa maldición que afecta la Mansión Roswaal y sus alrededores. La historia culmina en una confrontación directa con el Arzobispo del Pecado, Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti, la fuente de la locura y las muertes. Con la ayuda de Emilia, Rem y Ram, Finn lidera la batalla, usando su poder de hielo para neutralizar la "Autoridad" de Betelgeuse y, finalmente, derrotarlo. Aunque la maldición se levanta y la mansión está a salvo, la victoria deja a Finn exhausto y abre la puerta a nuevas dinámicas. El afecto de Aru por Finn se consolida en algo inquebrantable, mientras que la gratitud y admiración de Rem y Emilia por el elfo comienzan a sugerir un incipiente "juego de corazones". La paz es efímera, y las sombras danzantes bajo la luna presagian que nuevos peligros acechan en Lugunica, con Roswaal observando los acontecimientos con una agenda propia. La historia explora el dilema interno de Finn ante esta creciente atención y el peso de su papel como protector.

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TEMPORADA 4 PARTE 2 DISPONIBLE EN 24 DE AGOSTO 2025 un capítulo cada 03 y 24 de cada mes Temporada 4 (RESUMEN) necesito estar contigo en mis últimos dias-- Luis entiéndeme yo no quiero estar contigo yo soy muy feliz con mi novio-- Nilo / / / / _________________ / / / / ________________ / / / / ~hermano no me quiero morir porfavor ayúdame pídele dinero a Lucas para mi tratamiento- Omar ~hermano ya no tengo nada que ver con el pero por ti voy hacer lo posible- Nilo / / / / ________________ / / / / _________________ / / / / •yo no soy tu papa!!- Toño •que es lo que estas diciendo papá- Nilo •tu verdadera familia son millonarios y ellos te esta buscado todo el tiempo- Toño >>>>>>>> RESUMEN TEMPORADA 1 Hola yo soy Nilo y está es mi historia, un día como cualquier día conocí a Lucas un joven muy apuesto de primero todo está muy bien pero de pronto todo empieza a mal mi mamá muere y La familia de Lucas nos quiere separ en primer lugar Rebeca y después conozco a Mateo a mi nuevo novio ¿Con cuál me quedo? TEMPORADA 2 debido a unos problemas empecé a salir con Luis pero Luis es un chico muy raro y hace lo posible para que yo no vea a Lucas pero el me sigue gustando y quiero llevar nuestra relación más allá porque me pasa esto ami: Lucas que paso: **** Nilo está en coma: dice Lucas llorando ¿Que pasara? TEMPORADA 3 después de que Nilo está en coma Lucas decide volver con su ex Hilda Miguel se canas de que Omar ya no se preocupe de el y nadamás se preocupa de su hija que está en coma TEMPORADA 4 RESUMEN MUY PRONTO CONTINUARA..... TEMPORADA. CAPITULOS (1). (8) (2). (8) (3). (10) (4). (6) {CONTINUARAAA!!}

A mother who just lost her child. "It's not you fault mama, i'm in a better place now. "

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There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself. Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief. For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, but The Montclair Club. For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in wine. Mila's truth was letting her hair down and having fun just for one night. The innocent woman had her own taste of a 'one wild night.' The result? A positive pregnancy test. Mila became pregnant by the hot-tempered, international playboy and heir of the Montclair Conglomerate, from a family of old money. Zyran Ciro Montclair is known to have a special hatred for the words family and poor. He only believes that the poor are leeches and liars. At the moment, the luxury of pride wasn't something Mila could afford. Jobless, pregnant, and left alone in the big city, Mila decided to go after her baby's daddy. Even if he might reject her, she had to try. And somehow, in her pursuit, she ended up on the early morning news: 'Noblesse Oblige: Montclair Heir to Marry an Unknown Poor Country Girl. It's giving Rich Prince and The Pauper. A 21st-century Fairytale.' What could possibly go wrong? you may ask. Stepping into the rarefied and unhinged world of the Montclairs, Mila realized that their realm wasn't the same as her world of black and white. Her perception of life was turned upside down, and she couldn't help but wonder. What could be so poisonous yet so good as power and money? Will Mila's love endure when faced with Zyran's 12 rules for their marriage, including the humiliating demand of: Rule No 6: “Submission is key: When I say kneel, you'll drop to all fours. Don't question it, just obey.” Will she allow herself to be consumed by the corruption that comes with wealth, or will she spread her innocence and show Zyran a world where people don't have to be used? Can their love survive the poisonous influences of power and money? . . . . . . Instagram account: Pluma_W143 Facebook page: Plumadidi Tiktok: @Plumadidi Cover belongs to me. Art by Kelveendraws

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

“Kita cuma sahabat,” katanya. Tapi sejak kapan sahabat tidur di ranjang yang sama—lalu saling menyakiti setelahnya?” Ara dan Seojin tumbuh bersama, terluka bersama, dan belajar bertahan di dunia yang tak pernah benar-benar menerima mereka. Persahabatan mereka adalah tempat paling aman—dan juga perangkap paling berbahaya. Di usia dewasa, mereka hidup berdampingan tapi tak pernah benar-benar saling memiliki. Cinta tak pernah diucapkan, hanya diraba di balik kecanduan dan keheningan. Sampai suatu malam, semua batas dilanggar. Dan tak ada jalan kembali. Ketika hubungan mereka hancur, masa lalu mulai terkuak. Ada luka yang tak pernah sembuh, kenangan yang disembunyikan, dan seorang anak… yang memanggil wanita lain sebagai “Mama”. Apakah cinta yang keliru masih bisa disembuhkan? Atau memang, ada hubungan yang hanya ditakdirkan untuk saling mengingat, bukan untuk dimiliki? Kalau teman seperti ini… apakah kita masih bisa disebut manusia biasa?

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Elira Devrán fue traicionada por todos. A los 37 años, después de una vida de manipulación, abuso y dolor bajo la sombra de un compromiso con un hombre que solo la quería como posesión, Elira decidió acabar con todo… Un disparo. Silencio. Y entonces… despertó. No era una mujer rota al borde de la muerte, sino una joven de 19 años en el pasado. Esta vez, con todos los recuerdos de su desgracia. Esta vez, con la oportunidad de cambiarlo todo. Elira no piensa llorar ni suplicar. Piensa vengarse. Su prometido, Caius Valcren, el hombre que la obsesionó, la aisló y la destruyó, no quedará impune. La familia imperial que la usó como moneda de cambio, tampoco. Ni siquiera su propio padre, que la vendió por poder. Y lo más peligroso: el verdadero heredero del trono, Leonce Velorian, aún está ahí… y esta vez, no piensa dejarlo ir. En esta vida… Elira decide quién cae.

The game world chose its players, assigning them a class and a talent before sending them into the rifts, the lands of infinite opportunities. Dean, having died once and escaped his normal life, woke up in this strange world. By luck, he obtained the greatest opportunity in life, becoming a player. There's just one problem. "What the hell am I looking at..." Looking at the abstract lines before him, he realized that his amazing, exciting life as a player had come to a premature end, forcing him to return to being a 9-to-5 scholar once more. --- feel free to roast this book, harsh criticisms are welcome

Un joven aparece de la nada en un mundo lleno de heroes, villanos y mucho fan service con la apariencia de cierto demonio con cabeza de televisor.

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This is the story of a scumbag thriving in the magic world... In short...Mama said men are not good.. But I said..Mama... Men are not that bad if you love them with caution...or.. just don't love them...

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La vida de Javier, un joven introvertido quien cansado de su absurda monotonía decide crearse una personalidad alterna, sin pensar que las consecuencias serán altamente corrosivas.

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?

[DROPPED] "Sometimes seeking power and respect can lead to you forgetting what made you embark on such a life." That was what my first master said to me, but I never understood what he meant by that. Seeing the people I once saw as chess pieces looking down on me in my weakened state, I start to recall those words. "Hope you suffer in hell!" Those words sealed my fate... I was killed... Not. What kind of tyrant would I be if I were killed by such a trashy plan? I had prepared for such a day... well, more like I already knew their plans from the very beginning and prepared. Anyways, time to relieve my life and take it easy this time, no chasing after power, just me and a hammock on some beach. *Cue regressing in time music* ------------------------------------------------ Please give the first ten chapters a try. The Harem tag does not mean he would have a lot of girls, just those who are interested in him. AN: First novel, pls support with roasts in the comments o0o. Join my discord: https://discord.gg/BZ3Mmr89