Sweetie Memes

She, the top goddess in the showbiz, officially announced her marriage, with her husband's identity remaining a mystery. One day, a news story went viral claiming that she was seen entering a villa with a strange man in the midnight and didn't leave until morning. Someone recognized the man as a financial tycoon, who is mysterious and low-key, and no one dares to offend him. That day, she clarified the rumors during a live broadcast, "It's all rumors. Please don't misunderstand. We are just friends." Just then, he himself stepped up and said, "That's right. We're just friends for now." ... Everyone knew that their marriage was just a commercial arrangement devoid of any real emotion; otherwise, he wouldn't have left his wife to go abroad for two years right after their wedding. Just when everyone was waiting for their divorce, a secretly shot video suddenly went viral online. In the courtyard, the man who was always casual, proud, and superior, knelt on one knee in a pious posture, massaging the woman's ankle. His low and sexy voice captivated everyone watching the video as he said, "Sweetie, would you like to remarry me?" Damn! It's so sweet!

Miss Vanderbilt is busy eating, sleeping, and teaching scumbags how to be a decent person! Mr. Russo is busy chasing Miss Vanderbilt, chasing Miss Vanderbilt, and chasing Miss Vanderbilt again! "Isn't CEO Russo said to be a gentleman of clear mind and restrained desire?" Mr. Russo squintingly leans back on the sofa, moving leisurely and elegantly, "Sweetie, call me Husband.” Mrs. Russo holds her forehead and looks at that face, suddenly remembering the thing that just happened— That look, clearly icy cold yet she can't be absent from it, it simply forces people into crime!

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Tang Xiyuan never imagined she’d wake up in a cliché romance novel—especially not as the villainous stepmom who turns her love-starved frustrations into cruelty toward her son. Now, her “adorable” son, Zhong Youran, is already on the path to becoming a miniature villain himself, all thanks to her predecessor’s awful parenting. But Tang Xiyuan isn’t about to let things spiral out of control. Rolling up her sleeves, she vows, “I’ll win over this kid with love! Watch me turn this troubled little sapling into a blooming flower of the future!” Of course, reality has other plans: Tang Xiyuan: “Sweetie, Mom’s getting old, and you’re still young with your whole life ahead of you. Be a good boy and let Mom drink this milk, okay?” Tang Xiyuan: “Too much jelly is bad for kids, you know. Didn’t you hear about Chang’e? She ate too much jelly and ended up on the moon!” Zhong Youran: “Really? Dad, can we buy a jelly factory? I want to go to the moon too.” Zhong Ge (the father): … What did I marry into?

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

"I WILL MAKE THEM ALL REGRET THE DAY THEY MET ME! I WILL MAKE THEM WISH THEY WERE NEVER BORN! AND I WILL MAKE THEM HATE THE DAY THEY THOUGHT OF BETRAYING ME!" "You will, Sweetie. And I'll help you with that..." Those were the last words Avery spoke and heard before passing out in her bloody red wedding gown, on the same day she was supposed to marry her boyfriend from senior high school. ~~ Avery McCallum, the sole heiress and president of the McCallum Group of Companies, had her whole family wiped out on her wedding day. Framed for her grandfather's murder and stripped of her position, Avery vows to take revenge on those who wronged her. But her powerless state seems to mock her determination. Enter Archibald Donovan. She used to hate the devilishly hot and narcissistic chairman of the A² Corp who also happened to be her older brother's best friend, but when consumed with the need to take revenge, she begged him to marry her in return for fulfilling a long list of conditions. Archie agrees, and a month later, Avery re-emerges as Ava Donovan, a rising actress and the wife of the most powerful man in the country. With her newfound status, Avery systematically destroys her adversaries, uncovering dark secrets and hidden agendas along the way. But as she navigates the treacherous landscape of her new life, she must confront the truth about her family's past and at the end of it all, come back to him. She owed him after all... ~ EXCERPT Archie's eyes darkened when he saw her stumbling out of the wine cellar, a bottle of wine in one hand and her night robe, in the other. She was literally half naked. "Hey..." her greeting came out in a slur, and that was all he needed to know she was drunk. Very drunk, at that. "Why?" he asked simply, knowing she would interpret his question as she usually did. "I...I visited them today. The flowers on their stones were already wilted and...and...it broke me. I wanted to be happy and at the same time, I wanted to cry," Avery replied, inhaling short wisps of air before she continued, "Then I found the cellar." "Did it work?" She shook her head slowly in reply, lifting her head up in time to see a mischievous smirk curl on his lips. "Don't be sad, Baby girl. I happen to know a way to make you cry and keep you excited at the same time," he said. "Really?" "Wanna try it, Mama?" Avery nodded, slowly but firmly as he closed the distance between them. As he promised, she did cry...in pleasure. Note: This book is participating in the Cupid's Quill Contest. Your support is highly appreciated!

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

Chi Ai got transmigrated to a novel as a side character. Before Tranmisgration she was the top experimented ' Razer '. The side character Chi Ai was destined to die and is hated in the novel by her family. Chi Ai decides to change the fate of her and her family as well as her brothers who doted on her till the last breath of their life. But she never appreciated them and harm them resulting in being hated by them. She mocks those who call her untalented, well to all those she was a divine doctor, professional researcher, a world-famous hacker, and many more. She starts a business and becomes a legendary businesswoman. Her maternal family thinks she is after their 100 million yuan assets, sorry but her every single company has a minimum asset of 5 billion yuan. __________________________ Her Eldest Brother who is a famous doctor:" Whoever dares to touch my sister I will let them face my scalpel" Her Second Brother who is a famous technology genius: " If you dare to bully my sister, I will give you an electric shock" Her third brother who is a famous entertainment artist " My sister is sweet, don't bully or I will show you the power of my fans" Her Younger Sister who is a famous fashion designer: " Don't you dare to bully my sister or I will let you see the wrath of my scissors " Certain playful vicious second male lead " Hey sweetie, let's get married, I can't wait to tell the wolf eyeing you that you are mine" He glanced at her as if she was his little prey....... Chi Ai: Wait wasn't they supposed to hate her?........ Join the journey of our second viscous female lead, to know how she changes her fate and how she unravels mysteries about her. This is an original work. I will update the novel on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Stay tuned.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Afterlife.... Everyone like to discuss about life when life is living but only a few people inside this big world have their a little interest to know about after life . Some people must have a question arises inside their mind that is it possible the existence of a afterlife .... so let's know a interesting story of mystery of afterlife, love, and existence A girl named Xiao Jeonzai suffering from Atrial Septal Defect from her childhood. She has a little bit of time to enjoy her life. She is also a YouTuber who wants to tell her story to the whole world because she has story about her secret life of a Online Sweetie Anhan and a Perfume boy Wang Yianxiangji ( this name is not mentioned in some chapters as he is an unknown person for a long time).The persons whom she never meet till today. A sweet scent of a boy made her feel something magical, charming and interesting. From then she was chasing the perfume boy.Since she was in middle school she was searching every where of her country but still not catch him. She has many wishes to fulfill before she sleep for a long and the master wish lists are to meet his online sweetie and that perfume boy whom she was secretly,deeply,madly chasing from a early age before she aware about her illness. so,Let's see how many wish of her going to fulfill and how many will be unfulfilled... Will the girl's life change?? Will the girl able to find her new life what what problem will she has to pass through.... Will anything strange happen?? Will They meet in her new life if she gets a new life???

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'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Celia died and was reincarnated in a young girl's body in Eben's world. This world where magic is not only an illusion was the opposite of hers, she came from a modern world and now she must learn to be a mage.   Anaya is an orphan girl and she was borned to be a fighter, once she met Celia her life changed forever.   A long time ago a prophecy was made: when the forces of evil are about to enslave the universe, a mage and a fighter with extraordinary powers would join forces to save all the worlds in this universe. Could they be them?   ........................................   Celia used her spiritual energy to create wings on her back and fly to Anaya. Anaya caught her in her arms and asked her: "What's wrong my love?" Celia said with a grin in her face: "My beloved baby wife, I have a favor to ask you, can I fight with that level nine mage, I really want to try a true fight to see if I’m be able to handle an ennemy without my green papers." Anaya didn't get why she was asking for that, so she said : "If Liam has agreed then it's fine, why do you have to ask me?" Celia sighed and caressed her cheek with her finger, she said: "I have to because it's a girl, and Liam just remembered me that the wrath of a dragon is not a joke." Celia heard everyone coughing or mumbling and Alec was looking at Liam from afar with a smirk on his face, maybe I went too far this time thought Celia, poor Liam, Alec is going to eat him for a long time tonight, she could see that just with that gaze. Anaya spanked her and said: "If you are here to cause trouble then go back to fight I will take care of you tonight." Celia laughed happily and said: "Okay sweetie, don’t worry I will let you punish me the whole night." She heard at least five difference voices yelling her name "Cel..." so she flew back to the combat ring and once there she sent a flying kiss to Anaya. Liam seeing everyone's reaction and especially the piercing look that his man was giving to him, he couldn't help asking Celia: "What did you say to make Alec look at me like that? Damn Cel! This is not funny!" Celia just had an irrepressible laughter, when she calmed down she said: "Don't worry, I just set you up on a date with your man tonight." ....................... Want to read more please be awared that the main couple in this novel is lesbian there will be also BL couple (Starting from chapter 40). There will be also mature scenes. the extract is from chap 110 ;) Give a try to my other novel : My Mage System (BL) The Divine Mage System The Celestial Phoenix and His Guardian (BL)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels Status in COO:- 100 (completed) 90 main + 10extras. 穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a - Name original 洛小湃 - Author name. Shen Xian died suddenly in an accident and traveled through an ancient ABO abuse novel. She became a scumbag in the book who was so angry that his father suffered a stroke, his mother took medicine, and his wife divorced. His daughter was afraid of her, his wife was afraid of her, and even the seventh aunt was afraid of her. The eighth aunt had to take a detour when she saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was obsessed with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and would go to Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. However, the male protagonist in the original book, Lu Jianbai, was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, a scumbag, and the two of them... Shen Xian, who blackmailed and demanded money, was sent to jail. Shen Xian held her forehead and thought: She is not worthy of this peerless scumbag! Fortunately, she still had a system to follow her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book. Plot: A 50-yuan reward for having a cordial and friendly conversation with her daughter; a 100-yuan reward for taking her father for a walk downstairs; a 100-yuan reward for picking up her daughter from kindergarten; With some money earned from doing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company. However, in a short period of time, the company became prominent in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter continued to Changing her view of Shen Xian... Small theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mom, Mom, there are several beautiful ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Hey, my wife, I was wrong, they are just partners. Lin Qinghan's lips curled up into a smile: "Let's settle the accounts when we go home tonight." Shen Xian: Ooooh~I'm afraid Content tags: Rebirth, slap in the face, sweet text, Chuan Shu search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Xian, Lin Qinghan

穿書後，女主把我搞到手了？ - original name Author :- 洛小湃 Status in COO:- 83 total chapters ( 81 main + 2 extras) Wei Miao was reborn in a book called "The Domineering President Series: Campus Sweetheart Don't Try to Run" and became a vicious female supporting character who was crazy about the male protagonist in the original book and satirized and framed the female protagonist. And Wei Miao, who is bound to the positive energy system, is asked to save the abused heroine in exchange for his own life in the book world. So the heroine couldn't enter the dormitory door; Wei Miao: I'll help you. The heroine was bullied; Wei Miao: I will protect her. The heroine is sick; Wei Miao: I will take care of her. The heroine is in danger; Wei Miao: I will save you. Until the heroine Liang Qianwei blushed and hugged Wei Miao's waist and said: I want you; Wei Miao:???When did the heroine bend? Forget it, my life is all yours! content tags: Sweet article, Chuan Shu, Shuang article Campus search keywords: Protagonist: Wei Miao, Liang Qianwei ┃ Supporting roles: Song Mengmeng, Wang Xiao, Lu Weinan ┃ Others: Chuan Shu, gl one sentence introduction : After rescuing the heroine, something started to go wrong with the heroine? Purpose: To achieve a positive life through unremitting efforts.

Associated Names [Edit] Adjacent Street GL 邻街gl Status in COO [Edit] 30 Chapters (Completed) Genre [Edit] Romance Yuri Tags[ ] [Edit] Cute Protagonist Love at First Sight Author(s) [Edit] 黎和里 Yu Qiu doesn't believe that love at first sight exists in this world. In fact, it was not true. She fell in love with Ning Qing at first sight, lost her soul at first sight, and fell in love at first sight... Then she was tied tightly and handed the key to him. A cold beauty on the inside ┃ Others: One-sentence introduction: The evolutionary history of a beautiful sister’s wife-slave Concept: You are my love at first sight

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

♧Warning mature and explicit content♧ Zombies and monsters apocalypse. Romance and harem will be included as well. *Please support me and leave any comments* Thanks *

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

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Irene accidentally awakened a vampire hibernating in the ring that she found in the basement of their ancestral house. The possessive vampire declared her as his woman the moment he laid eyes on her. Despite the vampire's good-looking appearance, Irene rejected him because he was not human. She doesn't want to fall in love with a vampire. The generous vampire showered Irene golden treasures that changes her life for the better. Irene's ultimate dream is to become a wealthy woman. Her stepfather left them mountains of debts and her mother suffered a serious illness that requires hospitalization. She doesn't want to become the vampire's woman and resisted his advances in every turn. The vampire was annoyed by Irene's coldness, threatening her that if she continue defying him he would take back his valuable gifts. Irene was in dilemma. Should she accept the vampire and teach herself to love him? Or walk away from the treasures that she and her family desperately needed for survival. Can Irene learn to love the possessive vampire? Can they live happily together despite their differences? Let's find out in this roller coaster love story between a vampire and a human girl. ~~~ Irene glared at the handsome vampire. "Stay away from me! I will never be your woman! Never!" she declared angrily. Brent smirked. "Sweetie, I'll make you fall in love with me whether you like it or not!" "Get lost!" Irene said furiously. "No one can force me to like you!" she said in a defiant tone. "If you keep ignoring me, I'll take back those treasures that you're enjoying right now!" he said, threatening her. Noooo! Irene gasped in despair. She can't lose those valuable treasures! Not when she and her family were heavily dependent on those treasures for their survival. Brent smiled devilishly. "You just want to enjoy my valuable gifts, eh? But how about me? How shameless you are! Let me remind you that there is no free lunch in this world, sweetie. Everything has a price! What are you willing to give me in exchange for my precious gifts?" he asked, looking deeply into her eyes, enjoying her discomfort. Irene shut her eyes for a moment, finding herself in the worst dilemma of her life. What can she give him in return for his gifts without losing herself in the process? Her body? "I want your everything, body, heart and soul," Brent whispered huskily in her ears. Irene froze on the spot when his mouth landed on her lips in full force. ~~~ Author's Note: This novel contains smut and steamy scenes, because the characters are horny. ~~~ The cover is made by Maxis Jordan. ~~~ ~Completed Novels~ *The CEO's Painted Skin~ Contemporary Romance *Sweet Surrender: The CEO's Second Wife ~ Contemporary Romance *Hidden Husband: Beloved Wife ~ Contemporary Romance *The Last Embrace ~ Fantasy Vampire Romance *The Vampire's Love: You are My Destiny~ Fantasy Vampire Romance *The Beauty And The Wolf~ Fantasy Werewolf Romance *The Tale Of Three Sisters~ Fantasy, Adventures

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

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