Download Chereads APP
Chereads App StoreGoogle Play
Chereads

Percentage Memes

Techno-Heretic

Eli is an ancient man sentenced to death for the crime of surpassing the sacred number of 32.8, which is the allowed percentage of increased mental ability from the use of AI chips. As he journeys through death and into a world of fantasy and magic, he finds himself approaching never before seen heights of magical power and ability. Powers that will shape the world and would see him go down in legends for generations ever after. But just because someone acquires magical abilities, that doesn't mean magic is suddenly the most important thing in their life. Some people aren't looking to be all-powerful gods, have the world bow at their feet, or spend their days obsessing over accumulating ever more power. Some people just want acceptance, stability, and the warmth of their loved ones to drive away the cold loneliness of the night. And in a world where magic is the bedrock of society, where magic is what determines who is preferred for siring children, where people with high magical ability are destined to live in great luxury and those without magic simply live to make due, this difference in values and perspective could not have a starker contrast. As Eli and the people around him navigate the misconceptions and deceptions of this world, he will represent a great and magnificent future for the human race. One where humanity will stand above the elves, dwarves, orcs, fairies, and all the horrors of the world. Sadly, men's tools are as fallible as the people who make them, and in a society where the potential of an individual is determined solely through their magical level, this seed of promise may yet turn venomous. This book is now available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N3K5D4G Discord server: https://discord.gg/wP5ehQjeFz
garrick_skalnor · 459.3K Views

I Transmigrated As An Extra Into A Hero Academy With A Harem

[Warning: Extreme Mature Content] "Damn, I really got reborn into the novel Love Academia as an extra". Lee Chang-Min was a successful Playboy and college graduate, spoiled from birth by his rich parents and he had everything handed to him on a silver plater. He had two passions, one which was drawing and illustration which suited his practice as a graphic designer by occupation, and the other is reading online novels by independent writers. However, his extreme love for e-novels changed his life as an innocent comment due to a unsatisfactory end would open up a new world of adventure and pleasure as he is reborn as Satoru Toshio in the novel he criticized as an extra and is bound by task and tribulations to complete, to which he must to rank up and surpass the main character. *** It all started about a decade ago, in this realm. They had known endless peace and prosperity, with a thriving ecosystem and people living close to what you would call happily ever after. That was until portals opened up breaching the human world with the demon world, allowing them to cross over and feast on the humans. At the same time, people with supernatural abilities began to turn up. The worlds top countries and their leaders came together to form the Yokai Academy with its headquarters situated in Japan. The cooperation was tasked to round up these awakened at the age of nineteen and develop their abilities so as they don't abuse their powers. These awakened individuals were called "Hunters". *** Follow Satoru as he buildings his main character percentage with the help of his mysterious system. Conquering all the demon gates and staking up women in his harem in his bid to surpass the MC and return to his normal life as Lee Chang-Min. Additional Tags/Expectations: Power ups, Nonchalant MC, Smut scenes, Action, Novel fantasy, Slight System trope.
PenGladiator · 2.5K Views

Aukhemya - Gods and Alchemy

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ
WillSM268 · 125.8K Views

Perverted Daddy System

“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?” As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place. [Installing files. 1% done…] As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...] I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch. “Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…” […12%...13%...14%...] Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities. The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength. Nope, the first is out. The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text. The third possibility … [Installation successful!] The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes… The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications. [Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!] Fuck… TAGS: Mind control, manipulation, corruption, sleep sex, rape, blackmail, oyakodon
PinkCulture · 3.7M Views

HIRE A PROFESSIONAL BITCOIN HACKER RECOVERY DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION

Trading in cryptocurrency can be a captivating but risky undertaking, as I became aware the hard way. In a moment of misguided enthusiasm, I poured a significant portion of my savings into Bitcoin, only to watch in horror as the market took an unexpected nosedive. My portfolio, once brimming with promise, was suddenly decimated, leaving me feeling foolish, panicked, and utterly helpless. As I scrambled to make sense of the situation, I realized that my lack of experience and understanding had led me down a perilous path, one littered with the shattered dreams of countless other investors who had fallen victim to the volatile nature of the crypto market. Desperate to salvage what I could, I turned to DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION Recovery, a renowned data recovery service renowned for their expertise in retrieving lost or inaccessible digital assets. With meticulous care and unwavering professionalism, the DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION team dove into the labyrinth of my digital wallet, meticulously piecing together the fragmented remnants of my once-thriving Bitcoin holdings. They were able to retrieve a considerable percentage of my investment because to their diligent efforts, giving me a ray of optimism in the midst of my financial loss. This experience has served as a humbling lesson, reminding me of the importance of thorough research, diversification, and seeking the guidance of trusted financial advisors before making any major investment decisions. While the scars of my Bitcoin disaster may never fully heal, the resilience and resourcefulness of the DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION Recovery team have shown me that even in the face of seemingly insurmountable challenges, there is always a path forward, a way to reclaim what has been lost and rebuild towards a more financially secure future. The financial impact had a significant emotional toll, but I was able to get past it thanks to DUNAMIS CYBER SOLUTION Recovery's knowledge and commitment. contact@dunamiscybersolution.com +1 3433030545 Dunamiscyber@solution4u.com
MARC_ANTHONY · 284 Views

The Irregularity.

[Mana Blade] sheesh Finally Dead 'So many Portals are opening and going through breakout. It's the 3rd one. I was just going to the restaurant for a team Party and take the day off' 'No use complaining ,Should have taken the Hover Taxi. what is going on though, this is abnormal ,A portal at least stay stabilize for 10 days but all 3 of them just opened and got into Breakout' Crimson light reflected from the wall ,just as I was going to look to trace it from where it was coming A sudden surge of mana engulfed around my body. The sheer density of it was enough to stun a average Hunters. Damn a Crimson Portal . Never thought I gonna use this skill here but even I cannot Solo these Monsters. If the previous encounter with Breakout was any clue. Oh Well [TELEPORT] [You have Been Teleported to your Last marked Location] [Skill 'TELEPORT' Is on Cool Down For 1 Week] 'I need to call Association to Let them know ' As I opened my Halographic panel to Call the Association , | ABNORMAL PORTAL ACTIVITY | Clicking on the Headline ,the Halogram extended showing the NEWS . Large Amount of Portal Breakout is Happening around the world , "Any Citizen who are in the of the Portal Area are requested to Please go to the Nearest Safety Hall" ,A middle age women said. _____________________________________________________________ | VOLUME : 4 END | AN: I AM THANKFUL TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THIS NOVEL. THE NEXT VOLUME WILL BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 2023. « VOLUME 5: CATASTROPHE" » THANK YOU _____________________________________________________________ Sempei: I wonder how many percentage of population will he kill in the next volume. LOL Asura: Reading all of his previous Novel I can say maye half of the population atleast. I mean any Volume which he named as CATASTROPHE has atleast 50 % kills. Dao Cultivator: Dude you are underestimated him too much ,many of his works has 80% to 93% kills. Asura: True ,But i think it would be less this Time. since population of this NOVEL has in million. Sempai: It was in 800 million or more. Dao Cultivatior: RIP Asura: RIP Sempei: RIP Gato: RIP DIO:. RIP ... ... ... Reader: RIP _________________________________________________________________ Typing RIP to continue the legacy while wondering why are they even talking about though I get where they are coming from . This author does like to massacre the population in the middle of the story. | The Tale of the Hunters | This Novel revolves around the different Main Characters ir better said Protagonist . It is sometimes
OVERPOWERED · 5.2K Views

Supreme Dragon Bloodline

Synopsis Born in a world of cruelty ravaged by malicious monsters, Eric lost both of his parents to the cruel reality. But as if that wasn't enough,he was treated unjustly because he had no one to stand up for him. Growing up, Eric despised the world and lived a solitude lifestyle, while deeply holding on to the last shred of hope that could change his life. Grant his desire for strength, and earn a place in this world so he could at least grasp onto a new reason to keep on living. But unfortunately for him, this hope and expectant will was crushed by the mechanical voice of the testing array. Causing an upheaval in his heart, shattering, his world turned worse. Going from just being discriminated against for being a lone boy, he was scorned and mocked for having no Talent or Affinity. But then, the strange pendant... the only thing remaining of his late parents, worn around his neck... In the short span of a day, he was granted another chance. Stepping onto the bloodline path, a way only known to the Galactic Beings that ruled the Universe… Alone, he walked on the path of Primordials and Ancient Supremes. [Bloodline Sealed] [ Unsealing Bloodline...] [Bloodline Unsealed] [Bloodline Awakening...] [1%... 2%... 3%... 5%... 7%... 8%... 9%... 10%] [Percentage Reached Limit...] [Bloodline Awakened] [ STRONGEST DRAGON BLOODLINE ] Witness the tale of Eric Maxwell as he rises to places beyond, striving for power and the source of his bloodline.
FREAK_Reader01 · 643.7K Views

Little Goliath

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)
THADDEOUSSo7 · 4.5K Views

Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A-穿成古代愚孝文渣A

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.
Memes_Ki_Duniya · 1K Views

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels [穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a]

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels Status in COO:- 100 (completed) 90 main + 10extras. 穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a - Name original 洛小湃 - Author name. Shen Xian died suddenly in an accident and traveled through an ancient ABO abuse novel. She became a scumbag in the book who was so angry that his father suffered a stroke, his mother took medicine, and his wife divorced. His daughter was afraid of her, his wife was afraid of her, and even the seventh aunt was afraid of her. The eighth aunt had to take a detour when she saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was obsessed with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and would go to Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. However, the male protagonist in the original book, Lu Jianbai, was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, a scumbag, and the two of them... Shen Xian, who blackmailed and demanded money, was sent to jail. Shen Xian held her forehead and thought: She is not worthy of this peerless scumbag! Fortunately, she still had a system to follow her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book. Plot: A 50-yuan reward for having a cordial and friendly conversation with her daughter; a 100-yuan reward for taking her father for a walk downstairs; a 100-yuan reward for picking up her daughter from kindergarten; With some money earned from doing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company. However, in a short period of time, the company became prominent in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter continued to Changing her view of Shen Xian... Small theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mom, Mom, there are several beautiful ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Hey, my wife, I was wrong, they are just partners. Lin Qinghan's lips curled up into a smile: "Let's settle the accounts when we go home tonight." Shen Xian: Ooooh~I'm afraid Content tags: Rebirth, slap in the face, sweet text, Chuan Shu search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Xian, Lin Qinghan
Memes_Ki_Duniya · 1K Views

Surviving The System

The Meyer's Institute is the foremost innovative and prestigious Orphanage and Academy. They solicit for having the highest rehoming percentage across the nation and guarantee the children have the best opportunities to be placed into loving homes and with prominent families. But behind the shiny floors and fancy brochures, The Institute and Academy harbors a dark, salacious secret. Ava was left at The Institute as a baby, no one knowing her parents or why she was left her there. Being labeled as an Abandoned didn't really mean anything to her growing up. While most of the children in The Institute and The Academy were Fosters or Boarders, temporary placements and students, a large quantity of the more permanent residents were placed there traditionally through adoption agencies. Then there were the ones that The Institute was the only home and family they'd ever known and they dreamed of the day they would be adopted. But those childish dreams were shattered on Ava's fourteenth birthday, when she was taken from her fairly happy life at The Institute and thrown into what was known as The System with other Abandoned – conscripted to become high class courtesans for the wealthy. Finn Devereux had it all. The only child and heir to his father's legacy, he found the challenge of learning to run his father's empire exhilarating. But the more he learns, the more he begins to suspect his father's business might not be as ethical, or legal, as everyone believes. When he meets the mysterious and elusive Ava, things get even more complicated as he begins to unravel the atrocious secrets shrouding her history and discover just who she really is. Finn finds himself caught between the past and the future, between his father and the girl he can't forget. Will he destroy them both with the truth? Or keep the secrets and past buried, condemning her to life in The System? Ava walks a fine line between the desperate need to escape and the paralyzing fear she’ll disappear as just another Expendable.
Laurine_DesRosier · 1.9K Views

Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.
DamnPlotArmor · 2M Views
Related Topics
More