Ron Weasley Deathly Hallows

Valkyria Saga tells the tale of Hisumi Nomura, a loyal agent of the malevolent organization Judgement. On a mission to eliminate a supposed traitor, Hisumi is betrayed and killed by his own comrades. But death is not the end. The Ruler of Rebirth intervenes, reviving Hisumi in a new form—a woman with immense untapped Spirit Energy. Waking in an alleyway, disoriented and grappling with her new identity, Hisumi quickly realizes the profound change that has occurred. Her extraordinary Spirit Energy draws the attention of the Valkyrias of Saint Fraskia Academy, a sanctuary and training ground for Valkyrias who oppose Judgement. Initially seen as a potential threat, Hisumi is soon recognized for her potential and invited to join the academy. Within the hallowed halls of Saint Fraskia, Hisumi undergoes rigorous training, participating in annual examinations that test her combat prowess and theoretical knowledge. She forges deep bonds with other Valkyrias, such as Yumeji Kugo, who wields the power of Time and Fire, and Kikyo Maeda, a lightning-affine warrior honoring her clan’s samurai and kunoichi heritage. As Hisumi trains, she battles internal struggles, reconciling her past loyalties with her new mission. Her journey reveals hidden aspects of her Spirit Energy and potential ties to the ancient and powerful Divine Arms—legendary weapons created by the Sovereigns. With Judgement’s threat looming large, Hisumi and her allies embark on dangerous missions, uncovering the sinister organization’s plans and clashing with its forces.

Set in an alternate wizarding world shaped by a matriarchal society, this story reimagines the familiar backdrop of Hogwarts and its surrounding conflicts. Power is inherited through the female line, and pureblood families fiercely guard their legacy amidst growing tensions with Muggleborns. The imbalance in the number of witches and wizards has made pureblood males valuable but objectified commodities, intensifying the social and political struggles within the magical world. At the heart of the story is Arcturus Regulus Black, the reincarnated son of Regulus Black. Carrying memories of a past life, Arcturus refuses to follow in the footsteps of Holly Potter, the female equivalent of the Boy Who Lived. Instead, his ambition is to break free from the constraints of his birthright, gaining power to rewrite his destiny in a society where he is marginalized by virtue of his gender. Arcturus is not alone in his reincarnation. Ronda Weasley, the female reincarnation of Ron, and Serena Prince, the female reincarnation of Severus Snape, navigate their own struggles as they reconcile their former lives with the constraints and expectations of this matriarchal world. The group faces questions of identity, legacy, and loyalty, balancing their memories of the past with the possibilities of the present. Their journey unfolds against a backdrop of political turmoil. Holly Potter, destined to fight Voldemort, plays the central role in a fight that echoes the original timeline but is subtly altered by the presence of the reincarnated souls. Simultaneously, the enigmatic Aurora Malfoy—Draco's older sister and another reincarnated soul—must contend with her family's legacy in this transformed world. Meanwhile, Hogwarts, led by Alba Dumbledore, becomes a battleground of ideologies. Dumbledore, though a figure of wisdom, unconsciously upholds the traditions of the matriarchy, while Gellert Grindelwald rises as a voice for men’s rights, creating an additional layer of conflict. The struggle between these ideologies mirrors the broader fight against Voldemort, adding complexity to the characters’ decisions. In a story that mixes politics, societal critique, and the power of memory, the young protagonists confront questions of whether to preserve the world they now inhabit or risk everything to reshape it. Their choices will define the fate of the wizarding world, testing the limits of friendship, power, and identity in a society where nothing is as it once was. Note, this story will NOT have R18 scenes at least for the first volume, if it then does, there will be a tag and you can pass. To summarize this world, it's a matriarchal version of the Harry Potter world while the muggle world remains the same. With all this shit, there are half a dozen reincarnated people of all age (mostly Hogwarts's students) who will make butterfly effects while trying to adapt to this world, including the MC. I decided to write this book as a study, I wanted to see what would happen if I decided to create parameters according to the book and then I would try adding variables to see the changes. The result is that the world is a matriarchy which thus led me to add parameters to explain the reason as to why it's a matriarchy and then to add seven reincarnated persons who will each add butterfly effects.

**unedited version-I will release the edited one soon** y/n erased her own memory in an attempt to leave behind her tumultuous past and start anew. All she could recall was a brief but intense fling with Tom Riddle, where shadows danced and dark arts whispered temptations at midnight. Leaving behind Evergreen, her heart shattered and the weight of her dark history, she stepped into the hallowed halls of Hogwarts, where hope flickered like candlelight. It wasn't long before she crossed paths with Draco Malfoy, the embodiment of danger wrapped in charm. Their fiery confrontations crackled with tension, each argument laced with unspoken desire. What started as battles of wits and sharp words quickly ignited into a passionate affair. Stolen glances turned into heated touches in dimly lit corridors, where secrets intertwined with secrets, and lies dripped like honey from their lips. Each encounter burned brighter than the last, a whirlwind of thrilling passion and unyielding attraction that left them breathless and wanting more. As they danced on the edge of chaos, y/n realized that love might just be the most dangerous magic of all.

When everything in existence suffers a change, or welcomes it, and what is to come has finally come would it beget with its origination the terror, deathliness, tragedy, torment and devastation? Or would it, by any chance, differ from its authentic nature and reality? In the deepest of the first starless dark blue night, its point of origin vastly different from the one where everything 'began'... a beautiful hand reaches to taint the most fearsome. Would its origin bring chaos to it all?

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] High School Kings and Queens SEASON 1, VOLUME 1 [Main story completed] Synopsis: At Ivory High, Six students face an intense battle not just in academics, but in life. Secrets, family backgrounds, friendships, teen love, and the thirst for fame drive the competition. A once-ignored student rises to fame in mysterious ways, stirring opposition and igniting a fierce academic and social war. As tensions rise, the fight for the coveted titles of King and Queen of Ivory High becomes more dangerous, pulling everyone into a high-stakes game. Follow this Jaw dropping teen drama as the fight for powers drove people to the brink of madness and evil, but unknown to them school rivalry wasn't the main issue, a deadly,evil, savage, demonic cult threaten to swallow them all with its savage customs which purpose was to restore supernatural balance, but doing this they were indirectly tempting death to do it's worse. SCANDALS IN PARADISE VOLUME 2 SEASON 2 [Ongoing] Summary Returning to the prestigious academy of kings and queens, the students' attempts to integrate sparked a deadly conflict, leading to widespread devastation and a series of murders. Beneath the school lies a secret, concealed for 500 years to protect humanity. During a school event, a terrifying creature was unleashed from a hidden dimension, causing an apocalypse. This event opened a secret realm dominated by deadly supernatural forces capable of ending humanity or restoring balance. However, shadows of the past threaten to disrupt the universe's peace by any means necessary. Excerpt "What do you think you're doing, Ava?" Sylvia demanded, eyeing Ava as she approached the statue with the deathly inscription. Rose glanced around, trying to make sense of the shadowy figure near the door. "Guys, I don't think we're meant to touch that," Emily warned. "I think something is trapped in there." "Oh, that? I might have pushed it slightly, by mistake," Ava replied meekly. "Oh my gosh, you did that on purpose! We're doomed! I told you not to touch anything," Sylvia exclaimed, clearly terrified. Suddenly, thunder rumbled as the heavens shook mightily.

"Their eyes, a mesmerizing golden hue, are said to enchant even the gods. These creatures, though capable of human form, possess an unearthly beauty that can ensnare any who gaze upon them. Love and free will vanish in the face of their allure, leaving victims utterly subservient. Above all, a Korvus must survive. They sustain themselves by draining the energy of other life forms, humans included. The only course of action upon encountering one is to flee without hesitation. Lucia hesitated, she shouldn't had indulged in his business. The handsome foreigner who looked like the world didn't matter, but how could she not, he presented an opportunity to freedom that seemed too good to be real. but there were no other options, beside, she wanted someone who didn't want to meddle in her past... A past she tried so hard to burry.

Ron woke up one day to find himself in the magical world of the Divine Continent. At a time when his family was broken and his life was in danger, the Daily Intelligence System suddenly activated. [Ding! Daily intelligence as follows—] [1. Barto, the farm owner of Hippo Town, is preparing to send someone to force you to sign a slave contract and sell you to the fallen noble Kregi of Kula City.] [2. On the big tree about fifty meters to the west of the small wooden house where you live, there is a bird’s nest containing five eggs.] [3. Recently, huge beast tracks have appeared on the main road outside Hippo Town, causing most people to dare not go out.] [4. When Barto, the farm owner, is inspecting the fields, he will step on the trap you set at the ditch at noon and lose a wallet.] [5. Barto’s eldest son, Nem, will get drunk at the bar tonight and drop a notebook containing the Wild Wolf Breathing Method on his way home.] [6. In the civilian area trading market of Hippo Town, a batch of wild rabbits arrived at the slaughterhouse at noon today, and one of the red-tailed rabbits had an undigested low-grade elemental bead in its stomach.] [7. At the underground auction in Kula City today, a magical item will appear and be passed over because no one recognizes it.] [……] With the daily intelligence, Ron will eventually step by step towards the highest divine throne!

"Any who don the title of 'king' or anything of the sort in my presence is nothing more than an ignorant fool. This is my land and I shall be reclaiming it soon. I am Cacophony, the Vampire Empress!" As those words left her lips, every cell in my body reacted. It was unreal—no, it was otherworldly. Her beauty, her power, and her overwhelming arrogance. It might've been then that I realized that my normal life had ended. How did it come to this? Ah, it was curiosity. Yes, a deathly curiosity brought me to that graveyard that day. It was there that I stumbled upon her coffin. I had absolutely no clue what I was doing then, and even now I have no idea what possessed me to touch it—that single moment changed the course of history for the entire world. I found myself delving into a completely unknown world. Should I regret it? Maybe. But the truth is, I don't. Exploring the world’s hidden secrets, forging unexpected bonds, and living alongside the revived empress—it’s exciting. "Even if it's wrong, I think I'm going to enjoy every moment of it."

After putting a suggestion to add a mercenary in a bad Murim novel he read, Leo would finish a mission with his NPCs before sleeping. Or so he planned. For some reason, he was transported into the said novel as the extra mercenary added by the author. His loyal NPCs, a yandere secretary, a happy-go-lucky assassin, a sexy puppeteer, and two weapon maniac guys start to become sentient. He lead his mercenary band 'Hallowed Insects' toward an an unprecedented future in a Murim most turbulent era while enjoying his time. Fortunately, they still have their futuristic equipment with them. Tang Clan have a Poison Dagger, they have a Photon Sword. Shaolin Sect has a Qi Blast, they have a Railgun. And of course... "How much are you willing to pay to employ us? By the way, Demon Sect pay us 50,000 Golds to join their side in the upcoming war." ... he always sided with the highest bidder. === Warning: Story with R18 element

The fate of the world rests on the lead's hands as he is either to bring destruction or peace to the already divided world. Unraveling the secrets of the ancestors, Eren undergoes developmental changes, finding out the truth of both his people and the ones who are supposedly his enemies. He is bestowed with great power; the greatest of its kind, and with great power comes great responsibilities...

In the serene stillness of a moonlit night, the wind carried whispers of a prophecy long foretold. A child, destined for greatness, was born amidst sorrow and loss, his existence a beacon of hope and a harbinger of change. The stars themselves seemed to align, marking the arrival of an era that would shape the destiny of the land. The Empire of Jin, a sprawling realm of grandeur and mystery, held its breath as a new legend began. From the shadowy depths of the Demonic Cult to the hallowed halls of the Murim Alliance, factions and sects stirred in anticipation. Power struggles and alliances, hidden intrigues and ancient grudges, all poised to converge upon this moment. In the heart of Jinheung, the capital city teeming with life and history, a promise was made. A promise to protect, to guide, and to forge a path through the unknown. As martial artists of unparalleled skill and ambition watched from the shadows, the winds of fate began to swirl, heralding the dawn of a new age. Yet, in the midst of this, one figure stood resolute, his heart heavy with both hope and sorrow. He knew that the journey ahead would be fraught with peril, but he vowed to ensure that this child would rise above the shadows, carving out a legacy that would echo through the annals of time.

Hallow Grove was a quiet and peaceful town until the enigmatic Lycan brothers, Lucian and Lucifer, descended upon it. Suddenly, death, chaos, and inexplicable disappearances become a daily occurrence. Alexandra, a young and ambitious journalist, is determined to uncover the truth behind the brothers' activities and puts herself in danger to do so. Delving deeper into the investigation, Alexandra begins to realize that there is more to these brothers than meets the eye. Lucian, the brooding and intense brother, intrigues her with his quiet strength and aura of danger. Lucifer, on the other hand, is charming and charismatic, and Alexandra finds herself drawn to their magnetic personality. Caught in a dangerous game of love and secrets can Alexandra navigate the complex relationship between the two brothers, each vying for her attention and affection while guarding their own hidden agendas and uncover the secrets behind the strange disappearances in Hallow Grove?

~•No Escape•~ "Are you running away from me, my sweet girl" spoke a voice in the hallway that made her stop in her tracks. The hallway had turned dark with only the wall lamps that burned brightly casting the shadow of the man on the floor as he slowly emerged from the other end. "What are you doing here, your majesty," She said and bowed immediately as she saw him approach her with slow but steady steps. "You haven't answered me, sweet" The man said with a sweet smile that made her wary and he heard the way her heart skipped a beat. He stood before her and used his index finger to raise her chin. He tilted his head as he gazed into her green eyes that looked back at him with fear. He took a step forward closing the distance between them and his eyes narrowed when she took a step back, but that didn't stop him from cornering her. "Did you think you can escape from me?" He continued to question and she didn't miss the mockery behind his words. "I…I" she felt her words tied to her tongue because of the man's daunting aura. She felt him trace her forehead with his finger down to her jaw. He continued moving his hand down to her neck and to the top of her swell and her thudding heart hitched when his hand continued to stay there. "Did you think you can escape from me?" He bent towards her as he spoke. His breath fell on her neck which sent a jolt that traveled down her body. "I told you, you're tied to me and me to you" _______________________ Perdita Kartar was a winsome yet strange young lady. She had an appealing beauty with her green eyes that invoked and impelled anyone who gazed into them. She had fooled her villagers so she could live and protect herself and her remaining family from the night creatures and also humans. But what was bizarre of all, was that Perdita had a secret she shared with no one. She had lived in the village since she was little, and over the years, she had been discreet with each move she made. Unfortunately, things didn't go as she planned. Despite her cautious decorum and fight to stay out of sight, a pair of glacial red eyes falls on her, which followed and refused to leave her out of sight.

Going against the corrupted world, the General had succeeded in what he’d set out to do. With every enemy beaten, all obstacles cleared, and his soul drenched in blood, he stared at the blue sky and sighed. He regretted it all. Everything. It wasn’t worth it. He wasn’t happy. Staring at the corpses of everyone he’d killed in the recent battle. He only felt deathly emptiness. Why did I kill them… I could’ve just let some live… He thought he was tired before the battle, but now he was truly drained. None of it meant anything. It was over though. The war over. The battle finished. And his time was done. If he had tried as hard as he could in the earlier battle, maybe he could’ve survived this, if he decided to, maybe he could stay alive. But it was too late. There was no point. He had done it before. He’s survived against all odds and even against greater things, he’s powered through it all. But no. It wasn’t worth it. He was better off dead. So he allowed it. And it was over. The fool was dead, but someone nameless into another world would not be. Authors Note: Not a wish fulfillment story. I just wanna make something half decent at this point.

Our Protagonist Ron is a collage student. When he is playing games in a rainy day on his pc he get hit by a lightning and died. After waking up he found himself in a dungeon as a new dungeon master with a talent. See as how he become powerful with his talent. He Summoned hundreds of Dragon, phoenix, Celestial fox and many other mythical monsters, and make powerful subordinates. Join in his journey as he create the hardest dungeon the world ever seen.

Ron's ordinary life shatters when he awakens to find himself bound to a mysterious System that promises power in exchange for fulfilling forbidden desires. His journey takes him down a path of unexpected pleasures, dangerous encounters, and forbidden relationships. He navigates a world of intrigue, encountering a domineering Commander, a powerful and enigmatic dungeon boss, and a cast of alluring and enigmatic characters. As Ron delves deeper into this world, he discovers hidden truths about himself and the System's true intentions, ultimately facing a climactic confrontation that will test the limits of his power, his loyalty, and his very soul.

This DP is not mine if you want me to remove it please MSG me I will do it thank you Ron who is comic reader from earth suddenly transmigrated to different world filled with futanari as a only male, prince without anyone backing him how he face dangers and eradicate enemies, how he rises how he deals with all futanaris lusting after his body he has long way to go, his priority is to save his mother and lead a happy and peaceful life let's see does he get what he wants.... ::: novel contains intense LGBTQ, Romance, Futanari R18 content Gender Bender NTR in some places Milf, women and men R18 insect r18 beast r18 sissy r18 yuri Naruto all types of adult featish I will cover and include to make good novel with good storyline This is my first novel and am not good at English it's my third language sorry for grammar mistakes it's my request to viewers please state your view about my novel this novel purely based on my own imagination and creativity please write to me if you found anything wrong friends with big banana's thank you for your support...I wish your banana to grow more bigger in future....

Book One in the "The Reunion" series The class of 2023 has graduated. What seems to be the most memorable time of their lives is quickly destroyed by a secret. Unable to forgive and forget the teens go separate ways, becoming strangers to one another. Now, five years later, the reunion is on, and some hope to put the past behind them and rebuild the friendship they once had. A night in the city, hopes to bring the once old friends closer. But they all harbour a deathly secret, one that wants to be resurrected and be reborn, once again. As the moon rises, and the night is in full effect, the group will be hunted by an old memory, one that bonds them for life, regardless if they want it to or not. The hunt is on in the city. But, will anyone be left to tell the tale by morning?

Step into a world of enchantment with Kalon, a young prodigy destined for greatness in the first-ever school of magic. Born to high-ranking wizards and enchantresses, Kalon's journey unfolds within the pages of a spellbinding book that introduces readers to a realm where magic is a way of life. As he steps onto the mystical grounds of the school, readers are immersed in a narrative where arcane wonders and fantastical creatures are the norm. Kalon's dark fate, intricately tied to ancient prophecies, casts a shadow over his magical education, creating a gripping tale of destiny and danger. Within the hallowed halls, friendships bloom among a diverse group of young magicians, providing solace and strength as they face the trials of magical learning. The school becomes a vibrant tapestry of spellcasting, mythical creatures, and hidden chambers, setting the stage for a hero's journey like no other. Kalon's choices, haunted by the impending doom foretold in the stars, become the linchpin in a cosmic dance between fate and free will. As the narrative crescendos, the climax unfolds beyond the school's confines, shaping the very essence of the magical realm. In this captivating book, the ordinary is fleeting, and the extraordinary becomes a living, breathing entity that propels Kalon through a journey of self-discovery, resilience, and the timeless dance between destiny and free will. Prepare to be transported into a world where magic is not just a concept but a vibrant force that leaves an indelible mark on the enchanted landscape of magic.

In a world infested with monsters that are intent of destroying man kind, Beatrix is intent in fulfilling her dreams to join and dominate the government’s monster termination sect. she will uncover deathly secrets and meet Allie’s that will guid her along the way. will she fight for her government? or will she turn her back against them.

In the hallowed halls of a prestigious academy, a forbidden love story unfolds. Lexi Wang, a brilliant and stunning transfer student, captivates her classmates and homeroom teacher, Mr. Alexander Hayes, with her intellect and beauty. As she rises to school goddess status, Lexi's feelings for Mr. Alex evolve from admiration to all-consuming passion. Despite the danger of discovery and societal judgment, Lexi pours her heart into secret letters and stolen glances. But when Mr. Hayes finally notices her devotion, he's torn between his duty and his own forbidden desires. Stolen touches and side glances are exchanged within the walls of the classroom and a chance for something more ignites the fire in Lexi's chest

It is in 2125. A hundred years after WW3. As the world slowly starded to become a good place to live with the nuclear radiations decreasing. The protagonist Ethan along with his little brother Ron who are on a plane suddenly gets attacked by a seemingly unknown bird looking like a wyvern. When they wake up, They find themselves on the top of a building but as Ethan checks his surroundings from the top, he sees the world in total chaos being outrun by monsters. Now he must save his brother,his family and himself. As they set out on a journey to get to a safe place and find their family, The truth starts to unravel slowly before their eyes............

Young Tom had finally been chosen in Hogwarts as he anticipated to find the mystery of his parents with his friends; Bric Raily, Henry Potter and Sofia Weasley. Join Tom in his adventure in the Harry Potter world and unravel mysteries.

"Someday I'll kill you." Waylen whispers, into the man's ears. Hooking his slender arms around his neck teasingly. "Im always waiting my little amnesiac." The man mocks, licking his red lips. All the aware that a pair of golden scissors already drew blood from his throat. Waylen Noel has always lived for his twin sister Chess, so when an old man came, to take one of them away. He volunteered without question. Once a decade, The Estate holds a deathly game in which the winner is granted one wish. Caught between strange magic, sadistic minds, toxic love, and voices within his head, will he make it out still breathing?

In the captivating world of Veridian, where magic permeates every aspect of life, Belle Corvus is an ordinary young man with an extraordinary destiny. Despite possessing what appears to be the weakest magical ability, Belle soon discovers that his true power lies dormant within him, waiting to be awakened. Belle's journey unfolds within the hallowed halls of an unnamed academy, where aspiring mages hone their skills under the guidance of seasoned mentors. Initially dismissed as a mere novice, Belle's unassuming demeanor belies the immense potential that lurks beneath the surface. As Belle navigates the challenges of academy life, he grapples with the limitations of his seemingly feeble magical talent. However, with determination and perseverance, Belle begins to uncover the true extent of his abilities, surprising both himself and his peers. As Belle's powers grow stronger, so too does the magnitude of the challenges he faces. From confronting ancient prophecies to thwarting dark sorcery, Belle must navigate a treacherous path fraught with danger and deception. Driven by a desire to protect his friends and safeguard the future of Veridian, Belle embarks on a quest that will test his courage, resilience, and unwavering determination. With each step forward, he inches closer to unlocking the secrets of his past and embracing his role as the legendary hero destined to save Veridian from the forces of darkness.

Wu Tian, the fallen heiress of the Wu Heritage was in a state of utter misery when the reality of her life stuck onto her. she was ousted from her house for the mistake she never commited. Wronged her whole life she was finally given a deathly blow. Wei Jianglin, the president to the vast empire of Wei State, built his own conglomerate chain. He is ambitious, ruthless and brooding to a fault. For the sake of his family and his empire he is ready to commit any sin. With only work as the driving point of his life. And then he commited a sin which proved detrimental to his existence, because this time the odds were not in his favor.

[Farming + slow heat + West magic + Multi-race + no system + Hegemony] Through the Middle Ages, become a nobleman named "Field". Knowing this world, women have the opportunity to awaken as "the Chosen ones" of varying abilities and exceptional beauty. Field didn't get a chance to be happy. My cheap father and my beautiful stepmother are to be sent to a corrupt land of poverty and monsters!

My name is Chu Yan. After rejecting the unspoken rules imposed by my elders, I was compelled to venture into the lawless realm of trials to rectify the evils present therein. As the trials commenced, “Beware of these perilous women: the sinful knightesses, the fallen nuns of desire, the annihilator officers, and the smuggler merchantresses...” “Goodness, what a magnitude of wickedness!” At the conclusion of the trials, Chu Yan found herself ensconced in the voluptuous embrace of these wayward women, facing the deathly gaze of the examiner. “Please elucidate the nature of this situation!” “Beyond my bedroom, the security level in the entire area is remarkably high, with outstanding governance results!” “My lord, such is not the proper use of these wayward women!”

After enduring a life filled with countless injustices at the hands of a merciless system, Alastor finally breaks free. But just as he begins to plot his long-awaited revenge, he finds himself thrust into a world far more perilous than he imagined—a realm shrouded in darkness, plagued by monstrous demons, where the only sanctuary lies within the hallowed walls of the Temple of Light. Alastor, sceptical to his core, scoffs at the notion of gods and blessings. Yet, without true faith, he knows survival in this treacherous land is impossible. His only solution? Brainwash himself into unwavering devotion. But Alastor’s mind proves more treacherous than any demon. The war between his rational side and his fanatically devoted persona spirals out of control, creating an inner battle as fierce as the external one. Irrational Alastor: “The God of Light is my guiding star and my life. I’ll protect his honour at any cost!” Rational Alastor: “Are you insane? The God of Light is a scumbag. Snap out of it!” Irrational Alastor: “Silence! He is pure and perfect and I won’t hear otherwise!” Rational Alastor: “Uagh! I want to kill myself.” In a world where enemies lurk both outside and within, can Alastor reclaim control of his own mind before he’s consumed by the divine madness he’s created? Or will his greatest enemy truly be himself? Alastor: You! God of light bastard, get your hands off me or else!