Coffin Puns

Upon waking, Jiang Hui found himself to have unbelievably transformed into a willow tree, luckily, he had the Golden Finger by his side. Looking around, he suddenly had a grand dream, that was to create a powerful tribe that could stand the test of time. But what's the story with this Stone Village in the neighboring mountain range? And who is this lad named Shi Hao?! Also, what's the deal with those nine worms dragging a massive bronze coffin?!

Dibuang ke Lostwood, hutan terkutuk yang tak seorang pun bisa keluar hidup-hidup, Ziero bertahan sendirian selama dua tahun. Hingga suatu hari, seorang gadis bernama Zyra mengalami nasib yang sama. Saat mereka berjuang melawan monster dan mencari jalan keluar, kekuatan misterius mulai bangkit dalam diri mereka. Namun, kebangkitan itu bukan hanya mengubah nasib mereka—dunia pun mulai gemetar. Di kejauhan, Raja Iblis yang seharusnya telah lenyap mulai bangkit kembali. Apakah Ziero dan Zyra akan menjadi harapan terakhir dunia, atau malah ancaman yang lebih besar?

The sun is dead. A black wound festers in the sky where it once burned. But even in death, the Coffin Sun bleeds—shedding searing fragments that fall through the stratosphere like divine shrapnel. When they strike earth, they rewrite the laws of flesh, mind, and memory. Touch one, and you're no longer yourself. You’re possessed by the light. Sixteen-year-old Tharin Wraec touched one. It didn’t kill him. It unmade him, then forged something worse. Now, his shadow walks beside him—alive, radiant, wrathful. A spectral twin of golden fire that moves when he doesn’t, speaks when he won’t, kills when he can’t. Together, they are hunted by zealots, dissected in dreams by suns that scream, and worshipped by the broken as a messiah of ash. Every step they take peels away another layer of the world. Time warps. Cities melt into myth. The old sun whispers behind reality’s veil, and it wants him back. His body is failing. His mind frays at the seams. But Tharin doesn’t want a cure. He wants vengeance. Because when the light touched him, it made a mistake. It left him alive.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Battered but not beaten. Victory, the primordial demon and creator of the demon realm, finds herself betrayed by her own older brother and forced to retreat into the void to fulfil her name. Locked in an unbreakable coffin of her own design she awaits her eventual return in a deep slumber as she recovered. It just so happens that in a certain far off realm a certain girl is granted an unusual "gift" that will cause the Divine Demon of the Primordial Blood to reawaken to wrought her will in the realm of mortals. Whether that human girl can handle what it means to call upon one seeking the title of "strongest"; especially when the one she summons is one whose opinion on strength is one few can understand. For that same demoness... Who knows how she'll take the changes to the world during her departure from it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Usual Updates At 4PM (GMT) Saturday -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Content Warnings Should Be Considered Warnings Rather Than Confirmation Of Content -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

Have you ever had your organs harvested? Or bumped into a terrorist after a failed suicide? Probably not, but for Coffin this is his life, an existence he sees no purpose in. What happens when a nihilist is given the chance to join a group of intergalactic knights who combat sentient foreign threats? Will Coffin be able to find a purpose in this endless galaxy, or will it merely move his grave?

My family runs a coffin shop. Every sixth day, this woman would come in to order one. But when she asked for a fourth, I finally realized—she was ordering them for my own family of four.

Agastya merupakan seorang Hunter terkuat diantara para Hunter lainnya, Pada waktu yang bersamaan ia dituduh oleh rekan satu party nya bahwa ia menggunakan kekuatan iblis. " Bajingan kalian semua, Aku akan membunuh kalian semua" setalah itu dia pun dibunuh atas perintah Osiasis Hunter karna telah menggunakan Kekuatan iblis, keajaiban pun dimulai dikembali ke masa lalu, tepat nya 10 tahun sebelum ia dieksekusi? "sial apa yang terjadi sebenarnya?!?!, aku takkan mengulangi kesalahan yang sama akan ku bantai mereka yang mengkhianati ku, tunggu saja!!!!!

Dalam kerajaan Amarta, terjadi kekacauan kecil ketika Batara Guru ingin menguji kesetiaan para ksatria Pandawa. Untuk itu, ia membuat sayembara aneh: siapa pun yang bisa menjalankan pemerintahan selama sehari dengan bijaksana akan diberi hadiah emas sekarung. Namun, karena kesalahpahaman, justru Petruk—punakawan jenaka—yang malah dinobatkan sebagai raja selama sehari.

"But this feels real," She whispered. Curiosity got the best of her as she went around the coffin, luckily, it wasn't locked. She took a deep breath before pulling it open. "Jesus Christ!" Rose exclaimed, putting her hand over her chest as she breathed hard. She stood frozen beside the coffin, staring at a young man with the most beautiful face she'd ever seen, lying still and comfortably inside the coffin. Was he dead? He looked so pale like he was dead and yet so beautiful to be called dead. Talk about gothic beauty. Rose knew she should be running for her life at that moment, but she felt something drawing her closer to the man in the coffin, she flashed her light closer to his face as she reached her hand down and placed it right under his nose to check if he was still breathing. No air, his nose bridge was cold as ice too. Rose was still busy staring at the man's face when she felt something very icy touch her arm, she felt her heart drop to her stomach as she slowly turned her head to look at her arm, that's when she saw the white, slim, masculine fingers wrapped tightly around her wrist. Her soul left her and her heart completely stopped beating, before starting to beat like a parade band in her chest. "Hail fucking Mary!" Rose whispered in a frightened tone, her lips quivered and her eyes widened unnaturally. She felt her legs become paralyzed from fear and unable to move or run. She dared to fearfully turn around and look at the man's face again, just to find his blood-colored eyes, staring icily at her. She was about to scream when the young man suddenly pulled her into his coffin with incredible speed, and the last thing she remembered was feeling how cold his body was before she felt an unnatural sleep overtake her. *** Rose Thiago was an ordinary human girl who loved reading dark fantasies but never believed in them. She suddenly gets warned by her best friend never to read those kinds of books again if she doesn't want to make herself visible to the dark creatures or evoke their world to herself, but she calls her bluff and reads them over and over again. On a field trip, Rose suddenly finds herself falling into an endless hole, and when she finally meets the solid ground, she discovers that it is no longer familiar ground. She gravely realized that just as her friend said, she'd finally drawn the dark world to herself. She somehow manages to bump herself into a beautiful man lying inside a coffin and dared to touch him just for the dead man to suddenly hold her hands and disappeared with her. In that moment, she came to believe that magical creatures did exist. And she was about to discover that she had the blood of the sun. Two thousand years ago, to survive a dreadful poison, The prince of the dark world, Cassius Levi, sought refuge in his healing grave, only to awaken when the right time for his revenge came. What he didn't expect was to be forcefully awakened by an undeserving mortal.

An SS-rank hunter. A god among mortals. A man whose sword could split mountains and whose presence alone terrified monsters and humans alike. Kai was the one who reclaimed humanity’s future, standing above all, wielding absolute power. He was respected, feared, and worshipped. But absolute power came with a curse—boredom. With nothing left to challenge him, he chose to end his life. And yet, death did not embrace him. He woke up—inside a coffin. A funeral was being held. His funeral. Except… the body wasn’t his. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What to Expect: ~ Fast Leveling + Rare items and monsters ~ LitRPG System + Stats + Hidden Abilities ~ Cultivation & Training Maniac ~ Character growth ~ Action-packed moments. Thank you so much for checking out the story! If you enjoy it, please support it by adding it to your favorites, leaving a comment, and spoiling me with a good rating—it helps me grow and motivates me to keep writing. Your support means the world!

Yoru yang baru saja memasuki SMA kelas 1, di hari pertamanya dia mendapatkan mimpi buruk setelah di terbangun di tidak mempermasalahkannya, selepas itu dia berangkat kesekolah melalui terminal bus, pada saat memasuki bus itu yoru melihat perempuan cantik yang memakai seragam sekolah yang sama seperti yoru, perempuan itu menatap yoru dan setelahnya terjadilah kecelakaan pada bus, yoru yang akan kehilangan kesadaran dia melihat seorang perempuan yang tadi mengeluarkan cahaya di tubuhnya, setelah cahaya itu semakin membesar yoru terbangun lagi di kamarnya, yoru yang tampak bingung mengapa dia bisa dikamar lagi dia pun mencari tahu, dan ternyata yoru kembali ke masa pada saat dia melihat mimpi buruk itu. Setelah tahu apa yang terjadi, yoru pun mencoba keluar dari loopnya.

HIDDEN TRUTH Series ( Part 1) COLLUSION: secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy in order to deceive others. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This is a Story of Raisinghania Brothers and How they get caught up in a storm?️ they haven't had any connections with...As the conspirers realise they are the ones being trapped into something way more dangerous☠️ than they ever realise...But now it's way too late to back off. Come join their journey filled with Secrets, Conspirers, Manipulations , Obsession, Hatred , Jealousy , Enemity and Find out if they could Finally Find Love and cherish it or will they lose it all because of the Conspiracy that is being played or as the deepest and darkest secrets being exposed. Who are the Conspirers? The ones who think they are or the ones that are actually in the darkest shadows knowing all the buried secrets ? Will the Mafia Brothers find a way out of it or will they be stuck in it with no way out or will they wanna be stuck willing? ❤️PEEP IN TO KNOW MORE❤️ ----------------------------------------------------------------- ⚠️Every character is going to have a dark side to themselves.... Nobody Is going to be Fully perfect even when it's The Main Characters. All Characters in Grey Shades⚠️

Vina Robert yang dikehidupan lampaunya, dia selalu dianiaya oleh adik angkatnya. setelah dia mendapat peluang untuk terlahir kembali. Dia pun menggunakan banyak cara untuk melawan adik tirinya yang bersikap seolah olah polos namun ternyata adalah pemangsa yang kejam.

Max yang baru saja kembali ke Indonesia mendapati bahwa gadis yg dia cari tidak ditemukan dimana pun, bahkan keberadaannya di bumi pun sudah terhapus. Tak ada seorang pun yang mengakui keberadaannya. Semua orang disekitar Max berkali-kali meyakinkan Max bahwa Rahi gadis yang dia cari hanya ilusinya semata sewaktu dia masih kecil. Bertahun kemudian, Rahi berdiri dihadapannya dengan statusnya yang hanya seorang pembantu di rumah sahabatnya Max dengan nama baru yaitu Hima, selain itu Rahi juga sudah menjadi wanita yang bisu. Akankah Max mengenali Rahi? Lalu apakah cintanya Max akan tetap utuh ataukah runtuh karena kebisuan wanita yang dicintainya?

Tang Xinluo menangkap perselingkuhan suaminya, Lu Qinghao bersama seorang wanita yang tidak diketahuinya adalah sahabatnya sendiri. Untuk membalaskan dendam, hari itu dia tidur dengan seorang pria asing. Tang Xinluo tidak tahu bahwa dia akan terjebak selamanya bersama pria itu, yang merupakan pewaris keluarga kaya, Lu Yuchen. Nasib malang menimpa Tang Xinluo, nenek kandungnya dan suaminya menjebak dirinya hingga membuatnya kehilangan semua hartanya, bahkan diusir dari keluarga Tang. Lu Yuchen pun datang sebagai pangeran berkuda putih yang menawarinya sebuah kontrak agar Tang Xinluo dapat membalaskan dendamnya. Dalam kontrak itu tertulis bahwa Tang Xinluo harus menikah dengan Lu Yuchen selama satu tahun dan melahirkan anak untuknya, kemudian bercerai. Tang Xinluo pun menyetujui kontrak itu demi mendapatkan kembali harta dan harga dirinya. Namun, Tang Xinluo terjebak dilema antara kontrak dan perasaannya terhadap Lu Yuchen.

On the Great Land of China, forces clashed for the sake of supremacy and Bloodline Warriors ran amok; the conflict of the strong threatened to shatter heaven and earth. A young man named Lu Li—nothing more than a humble Coffin Carrier from the Northern Desert—came along with Lu Ling, his sister. The two were regarded as puny insects and bullied, but little did people know that Lu Li had the strongest Bloodline in him of them all. He mounted the most handsome of horses and drank the strongest of wines; He bedded the most beautiful of ladies and murdered the most hated of people; He told a huge lie and carried with him an ill-reputation undeserved; He traveled all by his lonesome and danced with devils; He had given his word that he would come back, that he would be strong. And it was because of this that she was still waiting in the city—alone.

Update 1 Chapter /Minggu. • • • Rafael Yehezkiel Saverro atau Kiel, 25 Tahun, adalah Seorang Vokalis Band Bernama Earth Boy's (EB) Yang Baru Saja Kembali Ke Indonesia Setelah Vakum Dari Bandnya Selama Setahun dan Akan Melakukan Comeback Bersama Anggota Bandnya. Pada Saat Yang Bersamaan, Kiel Terjerat Skandal Yang Membuatnya Berpikir Untuk Mengakhiri Kariernya Sebagai Musisi. Karena Banyaknya Pihak Yang Tak Menyetujui Keputusannya Tersebut. Comeback EB Pun Tetap Dilaksanakan dan Berjalan Mulus. Namun, Pada Saat EB Menyelesaikan Penampilan Terakhir Mereka, Kiel Mengalami Kecelakaan Mobil Yang Merenggut Pengelihatannya. Beberapa Minggu Setelah Insiden Kecelakaan Itu Terjadi, Kiel Bertemu Dengan Seorang Pria Bernama Vo, 26 Tahun, Yang Kala Itu Memergokinya Ingin Mengakhiri Hidup Dengan Berencana Melompat Dari Atap Rumah Sakit. Sejak Saat Itu, Kiel dan Vo Pun Sering Bersama. Vo Yang Saat Itu Diminta Oleh Biel, 31 Tahun, Saudara Kiel Untuk Merawatnya Pun Berjanji Untuk Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel. Seiring Berjalannya Waktu, Akhirnya Muncullah Benih-benih Cinta Diantara Keduanya. Mereka Pun Memutuskan Untuk Berpacaran. Namun, Apakah Cinta Mereka Akan Bertahan? Akankah Kiel dan Vo Akan Selalu Bersama? Dan Apakah Vo Akan Selalu Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel? • • • IG : rfael.yhzkiel ( Untuk Berkomunikasi Silahkan DM Via IG )

Malam itu Bahar sang CEO Yaman gelisah sange karena sudah seminggu Istri nya Sarifah Umroh ke tarim dengan hasil usaha kuburan palsu Wali Habib yang menghasilkan pundi-pundi rupiah lewat atm kotak amal. Bahar pun tak kuat menahan sange yang membuat kanjut nya cilegeng akibat meminum ramuan ngaceng habib taufik al yamani. Diam-diam dalam keheningan malam bahar mengocok kanjut nya dengan tangannya sendiri,"seresek-seresek" terdengar suara kocokan kanjut yang di olesi minyak hand body lotion. Semakin lama mengocok,bahar malah merasakan panas dibagian kanjut alias K0nt#l nya dan tangannya mun malah terasa pegal. "Bukannya buceng alias buc4t tapi malah menderita" gerutu bahar dalam hati. "Haduh ana mesti gimana nih ? " pikir bahar. "Oh iya di kamar bawah kan ada si Inem pembantu ana nih" pikir omes bahar. Akhirnya Bahar pun mengendap-endap ke kamar pembantu nya yaitu Inem, dengan perlahan namun tidak pasti karena bisa saja Inem tidak membukakan pintu kamar nya. Tibaa-tibaaaaa terdengar suara.....DUUUUUUT PELEPES SIIIIIIIIT. Bahar pun terkaget setengah hidup, karena dibalik kamar Inem terdengar sesuatu yang mengentutkan..."Waduh suara apa tuh ya di kamar si Inem" pikir bahar. Hemmmm apa mungkin kah suara gas yang keluar dari lubang silit Inem? "Walahualam bishawab dah". kata si Bahar. Bahar pun mulai membuka pintu kamar Inem,"Pintu kamar dulu yee, bukan cangcut loooh". Kata Bahar dalam hati sambil menahan tawa. Oh my god....kata bahar pintu nya di Kunci. Haduuuuuh....bahar pun kecewa berat di tengah kanjut nya yang melegeng membuanya pegel dan linu-linu tipis akibat gesekan dengan sarung tanpa kolor nya. Akhirnya bahar memutuskan untuk mengintip inem dulu dari atas jendela pintu kan ada kaca nya tuh di atas pintu kamar Inem. Baharpun menggeser kursi tinggi yang bulet untuk naik dan mengintip si Inem. Dengan hati-hati dan perlahan, bahar pun naik ke kursi guna mengintip Inem, dengan wajah sange dan lidah yang melet-melet, serta kanjut yang menyundul-nyundul sarung. Bahar pun mulai melancarkan aksi nya yaitu mengintip si Inem. penasaran? lanjut baca bab 1 aja yaa....

Raymond Shelby was brutally killed by his girlfriend. It turned out that she was the daughter of a crime boss, and Ray's testimony had been the final nail to the coffin that put the crime boss on death row. Ray would've been a vengeful spirit, having died like that, if not for the fact that in his last moment, using his last bit of life force, he picked up the gun he felt on the floor and fired. He didn't know where he was firing at because both his eyes had been plucked out but he heard his girlfriend's goons scrambling in panic. From what he was able to gather in that moment, he had shot her straight to the throat. Armed with this knowledge, Ray died with a smile on his face. In an instance, he found himself in an unfamiliar place, standing in front of an unfamiliar face that sent him to an unfamiliar world, but instead of being excited, he was a little pensive because of what the person who claimed to be a goddess had said...

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

"Jangan khawatir sayang, kau tidak akan pernah kesepian lagi. Tak hanya aku, Serena pun akan menemani dan melayani mu sayang" "Materi miliyaran itu tak sebanding dengan jiwamu yang murni, aku ingin menikmati dan memilkimu"

A centuries old vampire, Vladimir Hawthorne who yearns to experience the beauty of human life. He wants to feel his heart beat, to experience human vulnerability, to taste the sweetness and bitterness of human love and connection. For so long Vlad has walked in the shadows, an eternal observer of human existence.But now, he wants to be a part of it. He gets to find out to fulfill his heart's desire, he has to become mortal just like every other human. In his quest, he discovers the only way to become human is to pay a steep price; a century long slumber in an enchanted wooden coffin deep in the forest. Would Vladimir succeed? would he finally find the love and connection he yearns for?

Dari kehampaan abadi, Aventerus Revinus muncul dan menciptakan Sepuluh Realm yang membentuk Eldoria. Dengan terbentuknya dunia ini, keseimbangan mulai goyah, dan pertempuran antara dewa, iblis, dan makhluk legendaris pun dimulai.

When the stars fall to dust,the ancient covenant awakens. Humans once thought they were orphans in the universe,until the coffins of the divine race cracked open deep within the earth's crust,and the runes floating on the star-beast skeletons illuminated the forgotten epics—those beings who wrote their oaths in blood at the dawn of creation have never left. The pursuers in the dark night,cloaked in black,have palms flowing with curses that devour light;silver beastly shadows dart through rifts in space-time,etching vanished civilizations deep into human genes.Those we once worshipped as gods were but exiled tyrants;those we feared as monsters are the last oath-keepers. A hunt spanning 400,000 years has already restarted,and the star map glowing in the boy's palm is pushing Earth back onto the chessboard of destiny. This time,the chosen ones are no longer the gods.

“They're not dead,” “They are alive… watching and laughing from the shadows as we all fall into our coffins.” The Domains had grown weaker, and the Gate of Oblivion had finally collapsed, weaving ancient terrors back into existence. Ripped from their reality, three strangers were plunged into a nightmarish dimension where death was permanent, and survival was an illusion. Every full moon, the Otherworlders were judged with simple but merciless rules—succeed and walk further in hell, fail and be annihilated. ___ Elias Valor, a ruthless hitman for a local mafia, was no stranger to violence, but the dreads of this dimension pushed him beyond insanity as he stumbled against two other anomalies—Lysandra, a sinister healer, and Malachi, a mad prophet. With each mission, they descended deeper into a world where their deadly and mystic skills were both a weapon and a curse. Haunted by their past sins and the forgotten horrors of the dimension, they had to navigate brutal landscapes where survival came at a price too steep to pay. As the lines between reality and nightmare blurred, they faced a dark truth: the greatest threat might not be the dimension, but the darkness they once were. “The clock has stopped—but the true game has not even started.”

Tony White a forensics anthropologist, is taken (kidnapped) by the CIA with his ex Wife Rose Thomson a palentolgiest to a island only recently discovered that harbours a prehistoric secret that nobody in the CIA knows of. will they be able to survive this hellish jungle. ( sorry for the bad puns)

The cold snow slipped through his clothes and shoes, the frostbite slowly making him numb. Xue Huan tightly hugged a single chest, until he reached a cave. He walked deeper in to the gave, finally reaching a beautiful coffin. There lay a man, with pale skin that seemed whiter than the snow storm outside, colorless lips… it was a corpse. Xue Huan finally opened the chest, inside was a glowing jade. He laid the jade on the dead man's chest, mumbling some words until warm lights swallowed the room into a blinding sight… the dead man opened his eyes. Along with the awakened dead man, Xue Huan's memories were also awakened, the now alive man was the demon lord that was killed hundreds of years ago… who was awakened by his subornate, later falling in love with the main character.

Berhasil menciptakan mesin waktu. Dua pasangan ilmuan muda tersebut memutuskan untuk mengujinya. Namun tidak di sangka, ketika kembali ke masa depan. Dunia berubah menjadi 180° dan menjadi sangat berantakan, berniat untuk menyelesaikan masalahnya. Dia pun mencoba kembali ke masa lalu, namun malah terdampar di aliran waktu yang tidak menentu dan dia tidak bisa kembali.